q1	v14879	\N	17	There is no spaghetti... !!!!!
q2	v9847	\N	7	That's right. Girls aren't just breasts.
q3	v18807	\N	0	There's currently a definite warm atmosphere enveloping this house. However, that may have something to do with the stewing hot-pot.
q4	v7849	\N	3	Don't think about that right now, goddammit! If she needs legs, we'll lend her ours!
q5	v370	\N	5	Today I'm going no-pantsu.
q6	v710	\N	5	Foreigners often said that even when Japanese had reached adulthood, they still looked like children.
q7	v2123	\N	0	Women are monsters.
q8	v20330	c55333	19	What kind of accident causes you to continue touching both our breasts at the same time for exactly sixty-seven seconds?
q9	v17	\N	1	I'm not like everyone else. Don't act like I'm your friend, alright?
q10	v93	\N	11	It's very simple. These manju were born in the hot spring. They occur naturally, and were discovered when the hot spring was excavated.
q11	v903	\N	6	No? But you're always grumpy? Oh, are you on your period?
q12	v88	\N	1	We're weird, huh? You, me, and everyone else.
q13	v8935	\N	7	Fuck you! Kill the Jap!!
q14	v5883	\N	5	People get kinder the more they sweat!
q15	v31659	\N	11	YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
q16	v29300	\N	14	Her Holy Grail has returned to her uterus.
q17	v23281	\N	-1	...Shuu? Is that tr- Oh. It's true, huh? You're sweating bullets.
q18	v1060	\N	10	You know, this girl's never been with a man before, but she's a pervert who does nothing but masturbate every day.
q19	v279	\N	5	Sensei... do you have a joystick in your pants when you sleep?
q20	v16208	\N	10	So this is the "D-Don't misunderstand me, alright?!" behavior of the 'tsundere' in its natural habitat.
q21	v710	\N	4	The truth is, I'm a magical girl who came from Alpha Centauri to fight the forces of evil.
q22	v5871	\N	2	Just use your imagination. With such a romantic landscape around you, think up an embarrassing poem and say it to me.
q23	v6355	\N	3	From the scroll of Secret Royal Titjobs.
q24	v2375	\N	7	Why do you assume I'm living with a woman? I'm living with a ninja.
q25	v2153	\N	18	........You should stop being a witch and become a voice actress.
q26	v2153	\N	23	Thinking is not only a job for the characters within the tale. ......As a Reader, you too have the right to enjoy thinking.
q27	v4806	c783	12	It might be sudden, but please allow us to hospitalize you as well.
q28	v1143	\N	8	Okay! Manage me by meat stick, Yamato!
q29	v11	\N	51	Tohsaka is in a good mood, I think because she saw me getting beat around a lot.
q30	v22230	c66156	21	I still haven't forgotten the last time you tried to sweet-talk me like this. I ended up having to molest Shikibe-senpai's naked body in the girl's bath.
q31	v12402	\N	25	Please, do not let go of my hand.
q32	v617	\N	10	Good, good, just as I planned. We creatures known as 'men' are meant to be paired with cute girls.
q33	v264	\N	13	You call me 'oniichan', but we're in love. That kind of thing normally only happens in erotic games.
q34	v6245	c9782	7	If you abuse machines, they will rebel one day. And you'll be targeted, Stacy Connor. Be careful.
q35	v16208	\N	9	...The way I'm feeling right now, I could definitely murder you quite passionately if I went back in time this very instant.
q36	v9124	\N	4	Alright, then I'm a groper!
q37	v210	\N	9	The more concealed knives a man has, the stronger he is.
q38	v13912	\N	5	Until today I'd always assassinated people who called me flat, but now I understand there was no need for me to do something so silly!
q39	v38	\N	10	... Women are terrifying.
q40	v211	\N	1	Money's the only way to gain trust.
q41	v22505	\N	15	This is the delusion you wished for.
q42	v9093	\N	14	I will kill you until you die.
q43	v1155	\N	7	Wait, why? Don't tell me...... You enjoy making snappy remarks at the Library Committee? Is S not just your size, but your personality as well?
q44	v487	\N	17	Let me explain. This purple dildo is a dildo!
q45	v9887	\N	16	Manipulating elementary schoolgirls is like taking candy from a baby!
q46	v82	\N	7	When it comes to me, I've given up on giving up. I've already reached enlightenment!
q47	v16221	\N	6	.....Taste my tentacles! ... Over nine thousand pastries! ... Paperwork!.....
q48	v648	\N	2	I feel like I just had a dream. But, I forgot what the dream was about.
q49	v238	\N	1	What had until now been bands of light were changing into tentacles dripping with slime.
q50	v13	\N	23	A skeptic must also doubt skepticism itself.
q51	v19397	\N	9	I'll fall in love with you and you'll fall in love with me. Let's make that happen.
q52	v1143	\N	15	I'll give you some words of wisdom. Women will fall for you if you fuck them.
q53	v3161	\N	8	She puts on a serious look and starts speaking with passion. To her, semen is serious business.
q54	v3139	\N	9	Diet!? You are an android so you won't get fat no matter how much you eat.
q55	v1377	\N	9	We're just adding "theft" to the list of "intrusion" and "damage to property." So long as we don't kill anyone, it'll be the same whatever we do.
q56	v19655	\N	8	Fine then! I accept your challenge. I'll show you the table manners I learned in my imaginary French restaurant. I fix my imaginary neck tie.
q57	v1377	\N	10	You know what they say. "Laughter is a lubricant for the soul."
q58	v5	c1864	17	So because it's so fraught with danger that even the Earth might be destroyed, we should abstain from cleaning.
q59	v12246	\N	10	I'm a virgin. Nice to meet you.
q60	v711	\N	11	Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!
q61	v14265	\N	9	Ironing your shirt... is a dream of mine...
q62	v264	\N	0	It's not a TV antenna!
q63	v1023	\N	9	The world isn't so simple that gunning down your opponent will earn you a happy ending.
q64	v26414	c85057	11	Apparently he knows how to do accounting and stuff, despite being a cat.
q65	v23908	\N	11	Quit saying how little confidence you have with such confidence!
q66	v751	\N	12	...pleased to meet you. Try not to talk to me.
q67	v7402	\N	11	All of your choices are meaningless
q68	v12849	\N	22	Senpai... I hate to break it to you, but boobs don't talk.
q69	v1388	\N	5	So the truth isn't really that painful, no. It just happens to be a bitch.
q70	v7184	\N	4	If A=B and B=C, then A would have to be equal to C till the ends of time, no buts about it.
q71	v3161	\N	6	Since when was sex an act of deepening trust? I think she watches too many spy movies.
q72	v945	\N	61	People always say 'come on, it'll be fun' about things that are never, ever fun.
q73	v68	\N	7	How many times a year does your school have its anniversary?
q74	v3276	\N	5	If I am a bratwurst... will you be my bun?
q75	v156	\N	-4	Really...! I, I wasn't looking at your breasts....
q76	v17018	\N	11	Whenever people read books, they stop thinking and become defenseless.
q77	v15708	\N	12	You wanna try rubbing an onion against your eyes?
q78	v12759	\N	1	Eternity is nowhere to be found in the world
q79	v648	\N	9	She's fine. She won't die even if she gets killed.
q80	v5154	\N	1	Sachi, my friend, feel free to flip out.
q81	v7	\N	86	If you don't listen to me, I'll rape you right here.
q82	v17287	\N	7	...I've never spent such a long time with one woman before.
q83	v7723	\N	11	Good, now you're drunk! No problem now! Go ahead and have sex!
q84	v57	\N	6	Oh, I just had some free time, so I thought I'd drop by and see if Sachi-san would be interested in a little sexual intercourse.
q85	v3161	\N	5	As usual, Marisa persists in her life-calling, that is, abusing people.
q86	v3031	\N	6	I-it's not a lunch box. Um... that's right! It's a sewing kit!
q87	v98	\N	18	Children are the future, so please do not report this to the police, the court house, the health care centre or any related offices!
q88	v6572	\N	12	The birth of a new magical girl! It's soooo less messy than regular birth...!
q89	v21289	\N	5	One ton per sheep? Just how many month's worth of shit is that?
q90	v922	\N	1	I-I'm cute even when I cry.
q91	v7382	\N	10	It's said that love is the most powerful force in the universe. I am attempting to harness that power to create weapons of mass destruction.
q92	v13046	\N	10	It's sure to be recording when there's a "dabaa" moment, an "unyaa" moment - and there's no way I'd miss a classic "mufufu" moment.
q93	v9124	c6967	9	What does having black tea as your special move even mean?
q94	v31064	\N	9	Oh yeah. She got hit by a bus.
q95	v5871	\N	8	I'm a proud siscon!
q96	v648	\N	4	I'm talking about the traits of a main character! Or are you a girl?
q97	v16743	c35280	13	To ensure safe sexual practice, Lucy wanted to let master know that an age verification is required before any further physical intimacy is allowed...
q98	v15708	\N	4	Chief, what's the problem with a ghost or two... more importantly, let's get to drinking already.
q99	v1388	\N	9	Hey, I boil the pasta, that counts as cooking.
q100	v12849	c22771	31	She's starting out with a bow to my dick.
q101	v10608	\N	13	I also think it's normal to get possessive around aggressive polyamorous sperm pirates.
q102	v264	\N	11	This is my second bedroom -- I mean, my classroom.
q103	v16044	\N	3	Having something you love but being forced to only ever look at it without even being able to touch it sounds like torture.
q104	v7721	\N	6	A gust of wind at the worst time could be all it takes to end someone's life.
q105	v3249	\N	3	Ah, useless. It's all useless.
q106	v914	\N	17	Have you ever cried at night, thinking about boobs that wither away without being seen by people?
q107	v18498	c40663	0	...For an idiot, you're pretty smart, ain't ya?
q108	v812	\N	1	Master... am I doing well as your dog?
q109	v7794	\N	9	You'd never know until you got stabbed... just how their hands holding the knife tremble.
q110	v1392	\N	7	What's the meaning of seeing panties in one's last moments...am I going to Heaven or Hell?
q111	v28576	\N	9	You should've died at least twice, and that's a low estimate.
q112	v238	\N	2	Arawn-sama......hurt me more....... 
q113	v19073	c49563	18	First I pulled out a legendary sword, then I met a ghost girl, then I got engaged, and now I met a ninja.
q114	v46744	\N	4	Why are you embarassed by your own sister's words? Being a siscon is a crime, you know?
q115	v19444	\N	25	Eroge? You mean those Chinese porn powerpoints for dudes?
q116	v12246	\N	10	My hobby is smearing butter all over my body and letting a dog lick it.
q117	v2747	\N	10	Girls are angels. Angels take dogs and boys away to the heaven. Sad. It's so sad.
q118	v369	\N	0	*Smack,* ooh... this is great. Your pussy feels like it's full of serpents.
q119	v417	\N	11	...you seem to have patented being one step behind.
q120	v26765	\N	14	I appear to have spawned a child.
q121	v7679	\N	16	Rule breakers will be shot to death... That's just common sense!
q122	v19431	\N	2	This is my story. Sending with love, from me to everyone involved with me. The one and only story, that spells our living proof.
q123	v16560	\N	-1	Saya put in effort to raise a sea urchin here in the mountains.
q124	v25366	\N	15	How could i even think of marriage when the only part of 'Love' i've ever gotten is the 'L'!?
q125	v57	\N	8	Oh well. The more tsun she is now, the more dere she'll be later.
q126	v1660	\N	16	All men want the women they love to urinate on their faces.
q127	v22658	c85083	6	What? We were talking about things to look forward to at Christmas, right? And the only thing Christmas is really good for is a good lay.
q128	v24	\N	9	This is my truth!
q129	v12849	c22775	4	You totally did! Being dense is a sin, Hinata-kun.
q130	v7014	\N	22	Siiiigh... I guess that means nobody's gonna die! Laaaame...
q131	v492	\N	5	To my regret resolution is too low... looks like it's covered with mosaics, though that is erotic in its own way too
q132	v436	\N	5	Nice to meet you, filthy humans.
q133	v1377	\N	9	You know, I've suddenly woken up to my natural obligation to leave behind offspring.
q134	v9880	\N	8	My penis is mine!
q135	v2968	\N	0	Hey, that was my thrash!
q136	v5871	\N	3	Well, it's true after all; I am pretty annoying. Ehe~
q137	v1388	\N	6	And look -- I spent the entire night fucking your brains out, just in case you don't remember. There isn't much to be embarrassed about at this point.
q138	v231	\N	8	It'll take more than these wounds to take me down! I drink milk every day, after all!
q139	v5154	\N	8	Eh? What? So every one of us is a virgin? That's sad!
q140	v28576	\N	3	Vegetables? I tend to not eat any. I feel like they would turn my insides green and make me unhealthy.
q141	v431	\N	18	May I touch your "Sexual Intercourse Function"?
q142	v7707	\N	0	In a gal game, sincerely aiming at the heroine you choose is the accepted practice, the dogma, it's mandatory.
q143	v6572	\N	6	He's a slave, Sena! A slave to jiggle!
q144	v50	\N	-2	Because you said 'brownie', I was wondering if you meant Emiya-kun was like a choco-chip cake.
q145	v5883	\N	0	Lol what. Did he seriously make us wait and like, lol, that's all he had to say??? lmao
q146	v382	c4655	20	I, it,it IT'S A FLAAAAAAGGGGG!1!1!
q147	v18760	\N	0	Like hell I'd be a friend with a pig like that.
q148	v10304	\N	5	Asaba-sensei, I don't think you should run in the hallway.
q149	v5657	\N	5	When on duty, work hard. When on break, rest hard.
q150	v18760	c41748	0	Uhh... I wish I could become a bad girl already...
q151	v5943	\N	10	Her tsundere ratio is 8:2. So don't think you could see her dere side so easily.
q152	v29383	\N	4	Give me money for financial support then. Since doing so is what it means to be a man.
q153	v2002	\N	24	I'm not talking to myself! Can't you see? I'm talking to the guy on the other side of the monitor.
q154	v32333	\N	8	** USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST **
q155	v19829	\N	-12	Are you sure you're okay with this, my dude?
q156	v581	\N	11	You go first. As a moe-type-character you can't move fast anyway.
q157	v18781	\N	6	It's not an exaggeration to say that my idea of a family is a harem.
q158	v21465	\N	10	Then I'll also give you the curse of anything you get going on sale right after you buy it!
q159	v5154	\N	29	When I was in America, I managed all my conversations with just "thank you", "dog" and "pencil"!
q160	v12849	c22768	62	I'm not! My heart doesn't have the processing power to deal with so many inputs at once. Even running Windows 95 on this baby would be questionable.
q161	v19654	\N	8	The forty days I spent in your pocket were the most exciting days of my life.
q162	v7679	\N	10	Well, the world is shaped by the will of the majority... It makes sense that it bends to those who lack talent.
q163	v14269	c17415	4	Haha! I've mastered Aomori, Kouchi, and Fukuoka, too! I'm practically multilingual.
q164	v3	c411	-8	I can't win if they use those eyes against me...
q165	v18567	\N	1	Th-That's not fair! I'm sorry if I treated you kinda bad, but why does Syrup get to eat you and I can't?!
q166	v7014	\N	8	A teleporting, weaponized, ninja teddy bear... I'm not sure if that's supposed to be scary or silly.
q167	v6458	\N	3	Really? If you're lying, then just be honest with us...
q168	v2342	\N	14	Listen well, Yukinojou! If it seems you're about to lose, then just bite your opponent's ears off! It's not a fault if the referee won't notice it!
q169	v84	\N	2	You did, right? You seriously did, right? YOU SERIOUSLY FRIGGIN' DID, RIGHT?
q170	v11	\N	213	People die when they are killed.
q171	v812	\N	11	P-Please don't needlessly remember my masturbation cycle
q172	v3161	c33085	13	Funny how so many things come up when all you want to do is pee.
q173	v8158	\N	3	Making a resistant girl do what she doesn't want to feels way better than it should!
q174	v3336	\N	0	Whoa! A talking doll!
q175	v23908	\N	20	Tell them you were jerking off in the classroom-- it's probably better than saying you were getting sucked off by your little sister.
q176	v17018	\N	16	Unless it's bad news, I won't hear it.
q177	v21261	\N	6	You're not a proper game developer until you have crossdressed at least once!
q178	v17	c28	18	I am...You!
q179	v18498	c40662	-1	I think it would be better if you died, Setsuna-san.
q180	v5240	\N	-1	I'm not scary at all! One more word and I'll beat you up!
q181	v22230	c66155	36	It's easy enough to compare boob size with other girls, but yeah, nobody's really gonna be comparing the size of their holes.
q182	v32333	\N	4	The first thing you should know about being a writer is that it will turn you into a person who will find every excuse not to write.
q183	v4037	\N	11	Here. My mouth is your toilet.
q184	v20	c15061	14	I tried hard to forget something and, it actually worked? I must be genius.
q185	v20538	\N	9	I-I see death hasn't made you any less flippant.
q186	v16208	\N	8	God, how omnipotent can maids actually be?
q187	v4028	\N	12	Naturally, my hands got sticky from the oil... but I'm a man and therefore don't care!
q188	v914	\N	12	Let's see. Touching a girl's boobs is extremely comforting in any situation.
q189	v12849	c27673	5	Not quite. Anyone who can grow from believing they're a genius... is a genius.
q190	v16044	c26597	66	Please watch me pleasure myself!
q191	v18498	c40664	5	That old man... Is wiping his ass more important than saving the world?
q192	v9124	\N	3	Today's Monday, after all. Why wouldn't I be in high spirits at the start of the week?
q193	v5154	\N	20	While masticating steadily away, I ponder a certain philosophical dilemma. --Do beans have emotions?
q194	v3161	\N	5	I didn't want him to go to waste though so I had him stuffed and used him to decorate my living room.
q195	v44	\N	8	Y, you... Don't create such a painful event in the morning, you sister-character!
q196	v13839	\N	6	I thought the mating season for succubi was year-round...
q197	v7689	\N	14	Especially, tears are unnecessary for eroge. Nakige are not suited for men. They are created by gays, bought by gays, gay games.
q198	v1311	\N	7	I'll tear this filthy world apart...with my own two hands! NO ONE WILL ESCAPE JUDGMENT!
q199	v211	\N	-2	Of course. I'm certain of it, because I write everything I know about Azai-kun in my diary.
q200	v914	\N	13	My early ejaculation is awesome at a time like this.
q201	v67	\N	14	How would you react to my flat breasts?
q202	v1414	\N	6	There are no clothes left I could take off.
q203	v16560	\N	7	Please stop your serious monologing while having my head in an armlock.
q204	v12561	\N	7	What are you saying?! Isn't your very existence linked to sexual harassment?!
q205	v1143	\N	19	Later on, this abnormal incident was shrugged off by NASA with, "Oh, so it's just Momoyo".
q206	v44	\N	14	Good man! Now hurry up and put your semen into my anus.
q207	v18760	c41749	6	He repeated the same line twice and patted me on the buttocks in a friendly gesture.
q208	v6245	c8346	10	Fuhahaha, Class Rep is embarrassing. Just call me The King.
q209	v5871	\N	4	There are really only a few scenes like that! So there's not even that much ecchi!
q210	v44	\N	19	You are an uncute, uncharming, unsexy, titless little sister!
q211	v11856	\N	9	Phew, she didn't notice the two hour extended edition of Adult's in Diapers: Fetish Play next to it.
q212	v938	\N	5	Unable to control our passion, we'll do "synchronized swimming of love" in the locker room!
q213	v10665	\N	1	Y'know, they say that ladies love a domesticated man.
q214	v74	\N	7	Now then, let's go. To the holy land of bentos, the rooftop! A chilly yet hot time is awaiting us!
q215	v14269	c17418	6	Is this what I think it is?! Are you going to shame my body by saying terrible things like I'm too small to even see?!
q216	v2632	\N	16	Heh, sorry. It's just that when I see dat ass o' yours, I start to drooooool...
q217	v10506	\N	0	Bakaa~! Idiot~!! Lolicon hentai pee sommelier!!
q218	v18152	\N	14	God said: anything tastes great when there's bacon in it.
q219	v2790	\N	1	I feel like something really inappropriate was erected. Is it just my imagination?
q220	v414	\N	4	Aki, you sound so nice today. Are you okay?
q221	v2002	\N	20	...let's stop thinking nostalgically about the future.
q222	v1027	\N	3	Thus, I deny tomorrow.
q223	v4	\N	21	That's right...We were always together...In this world. In this sad, lonely world
q224	v812	\N	2	Don't emit your host beam since it is perverted!
q225	v12402	\N	29	Twelve, as of today. Practically an adult. I was knee-deep in dick at that age.
q226	v231	\N	20	I can't believe you pissed all over the cockpit! What are we supposed to do if you ruined any of the instruments?
q227	v1027	\N	6	Do not gather. Do not form herds. That does nothing but rob you of intelligence......
q228	v71	\N	6	Woojoo ryke-a kupp obb kowfee?
q229	v46744	\N	5	Numbers never lie. So if I measure your penis length, I can your body condition that day.
q230	v4028	c5010	2	I'm not talking about liking or disliking! Sweets are justice! Justice, I tell you!
q231	v4017	c19161	7	Just you watch boy, girlfriends don't just grow on trees!
q232	v1063	\N	1	You will stick your dick in me, and move. Sperm will come from your dick.
q233	v6710	\N	13	If a man looks at you too much, it makes a baby inside you!
q234	v15077	c21328	12	Yeah. Everyone gets an urge to pour ethanol onto a fire once in a while...
q235	v5871	\N	2	Okay then, brother. Always be sure to protect me. This is an order from your little sister.
q236	v103	\N	1	...and what are you going to do? Rape me?
q237	v12	\N	12	It's summer vacation. What else is there to do other than going to the dungeon?
q238	v7679	\N	27	Obsessing over stuff doesn't solve anything, right? Yep, I should stop thinking and play video games.
q239	v238	\N	9	Look, what's mine is mine, and what's yours is also all mine!
q240	v12607	\N	5	Farewell, big hard cock...
q241	v155	\N	6	Sawamura Tsukasa, I hereby forbid you from breathing within these premises.
q242	v3161	c33085	6	I'm not crazy about the idea of jamming a needle into my own balls.
q243	v21017	\N	0	If somebody wanted to fuck her bad enough to spike her drink, she might as well let them have a go.
q244	v7771	\N	49	If you do your absolute best and things still don't work out, then I'll become your mom, Haruki-kun.
q245	v5883	\N	5	I thought it was gonna be this super powerful tech that goes woosh, kaboom, grgrgr swoosh! You know?
q246	v97	\N	43	The person I just chased off with the verbal equivalent of a nuclear bomb used to be my friend
q247	v26532	\N	10	I went with a simpler look today. I figured this world couldn't handle my full resolution.
q248	v5240	c12295	14	It's like she's thinking that my reasoning is broken, and I will transform myself into a criminal if I don't have anything masturbate to by midnight.
q249	v6245	\N	6	You know, I've just had my existence denied, but I've still got a smile on my face. That makes me awesome.
q250	v9880	\N	-2	Lolicons are national treasures!
q251	v11	\N	35	How terrible. If she was going to die, I wanted to kill her myself.
q252	v155	\N	2	I take pride in my status as a super nice guy with the respect of the community.
q253	v3161	\N	8	Whoever said that women don't have smelly farts must have never had one fart right in their face. It's not pleasant.
q254	v18644	c43189	3	You were quite the fat-ass, weren't you?
q255	v8158	c9359	5	I believe someone with your talent only comes around once every six months or so.
q256	v729	c3137	15	I want to become an encyclopedic, morally corrupt, audaciously arrogant, phenomenally narcissistic woman just like her!
q257	v19444	\N	29	Age reveals... are something best avoided... if we wish to exist peacefully.
q258	v11712	\N	8	No Moe, No Brother, NO LIFE---!!!
q259	v14303	\N	12	I bought a game new, but the heroines were second hand. I want my money back.
q260	v599	\N	5	Of course she's wearing clothes, but to me those are the ribbons of eros!
q261	v3161	\N	3	I need to ask. Are you by any chance... sexually frustrated?
q262	v266	\N	11	I Hit myself on the Head. It sounded hollow, like there was no brain inside.
q263	v16560	\N	6	........Do-Do I look like I would visit lewd websites?
q264	v436	\N	26	WHAT FUCKING SLUT STOLE MY BEAUTIFUL SON'S VIRGINITY? THAT WAS MIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!
q265	v14269	\N	5	The only people you'd call Onii-chan are like your boyfriend or your boyfriend or maybe even your boyfriend.
q266	v1143	\N	12	Little girls aren't for the taking. They're for admiring.
q267	v210	\N	4	So me trying to cook was about as unheard of as snow in space, huh?
q268	v5871	\N	2	To have lived with me for so long and not have fallen in love...you have terrible taste!
q269	v4	\N	-15	You guys are demons!
q270	v432	\N	13	You sourpuss.
q271	v19073	c49563	19	This stuff ain't food... It's a biological weapon.
q272	v18760	c41751	8	I really can't tell. I might just throw them away after giving birth if they're too annoying.
q273	v1143	\N	5	Uuu... yaaay! I'm a carnival of innocence! Hooray for sunny skies! Japan, cha-cha-cha!
q274	v324	\N	13	Praying is futile. Because in this world we live in————God doesn't exist.
q275	v46744	\N	3	Incest is bad, Onii-chan.
q276	v19769	\N	5	Hey! Don't ignore me! Please, at least give me a retort!
q277	v12402	\N	15	But hope has a way of forsaking those who give it a home.
q278	v18567	\N	3	Understood! To avoid seeming "creepy" I will stand here in the dark until he comes downstairs.
q279	v12992	c21848	7	That's my Onii-chan! Onii-chan's indomitable mind would even shock the Persian Immortals!
q280	v236	\N	2	That (nostalgic) intense pain rushed through my shin once again.
q281	v231	\N	7	Hmm...... Now that it's come this far, LET'S DRAGON SLAYER! Submit and become my experience points!
q282	v2635	\N	-1	I guess this is the morning after yesterday.
q283	v93	\N	9	Rules and morals... they're just for weak people who can't live without them.
q284	v9124	\N	5	She's cheering the cell phone on.
q285	v18760	c49575	4	Hee... hee, hee... heehee... uehee... haha... ahyah...
q286	v51	c4760	10	What kind of sleeping posture involves crawling under the bed?!
q287	v1390	\N	12	I have one bullet left. One ending. One death. More than enough.
q288	v21735	\N	20	Being elected for the 37th times in a row does not sound like a very healthy democracy.
q289	v22145	c106210	1	I'd rather choke on a dick, thank you very much.
q290	v211	\N	23	Just don't get caught. If nobody's caught, it's not a crime.
q291	v12607	\N	5	T,That's because I don't have a pussy...
q292	v103	\N	6	Nothingwrongwiththatatall! Infactitmakesmehappytoseeyoueatyourfill!!!
q293	v9092	\N	4	The boobs you can foundle are far superior than boobs you only gaze at. That's the ultimate reality for a man.
q294	v382	\N	25	An email from a 3-D girl.... I'd never received one before....
q295	v99	\N	11	...It's so rural that it almost makes me wanna pee.
q296	v6245	\N	4	Optic Blaster! In other words, a beam!
q297	v7014	\N	14	Don't put me in the same category as that virgin! I wouldn't want to catch his virginity!
q298	v8158	\N	11	That's a good question. Now go stand in the corridor.
q299	v716	\N	5	Crashing headlong into everything is the only way to live!
q300	v7014	\N	20	Your ability, appearance, and social status are so inferior I can hardly consider us the same species.
q301	v6710	\N	7	Um, I... I feel like I broke my cock.
q302	v1286	\N	12	I got the feeling it was about time I tied a weight to her and throw her into the lake.
q303	v264	\N	-2	You look unappetizing...
q304	v9205	\N	1	The god of your world is of a particularly vile disposition.
q305	v1155	\N	3	Nooo, stop it... It's like we're the 2D Adoration Association...
q306	v13566	\N	15	Honestly, women just get pregnant so easily.
q307	v155	\N	2	You won't set a flag point unless you come back here!
q308	v19397	\N	8	I don't think falling in love so you can die is particularly commonplace.
q309	v18152	\N	17	Apparently 90% of all giraffes are in homosexual relationships.
q310	v4017	c19161	10	I have all the girls just waiting for me to load up their save dataaaaaa!!!!!
q311	v1484	c56083	13	It's difficult for a virgin to use a tampon... but that doesn't mean it's impossible.
q312	v1327	\N	13	They sure ought to release a 18+ patch for that.
q313	v4	\N	17	That's right... the strongest girl sewing my clothes... those would be the strongest clothes...
q314	v1726	\N	13	I've got a traumatic experience working as a Santa. When I sneaked in to place my presents, I accidentally saw the residents having sex.
q315	v31083	c104343	9	A barbecue without toastmallows is like a pizza without pineapples!
q316	v16208	\N	-2	You three have quite the balance of power. There's the good, the bad, and the ordinary.
q317	v4599	\N	6	A girl shouldn't show her tears this easily. A girl's tears are their very last trump card and they are meant to be more valuable than any diamond.
q318	v29383	\N	8	Please start your life over, starting from your genes/gender.
q319	v9878	\N	0	Because I know that real life is different from visual novels and anime..
q320	v1027	\N	4	I, Churchill, will never waver. If I lose my blood, I'll replace it with ambition. If I lose my flesh, I'll replace it with resolve.
q321	v5883	\N	6	I-I'm okay with you writhing more. I can use this for my delusions... Duhuhu.
q322	v6700	\N	6	I've got tons of free time, but not that much. I've got anime to watch, not to mention online auctions I've gotta keep my eye on!
q323	v18550	c46911	7	Leave and go practice your bloody sodomy elsewhere.
q324	v5883	\N	8	Wait, we still have to pay?! That's not rock and roll at all!
q325	v893	\N	11	I'll need to grab my flamethrower and kill it with fire.
q326	v19073	c49563	51	I-Isn't marriage, you know... That thing where the guy loses half his privileges but has to do double the work!?
q327	v3161	c33085	10	Words can't express how grateful I am. I could even kiss her right on the cock.
q328	v10304	\N	14	But anyways, practicing how to eat soft ice cream using a penis?
q329	v414	\N	10	This isn't a performance, it's terrorism.
q330	v27751	\N	0	If I can excite you, then that's a succubus' long-cherished ambition!
q331	v22873	\N	7	Oh...you like being the meat in this fuck sandwich Vicky?
q332	v2153	\N	5	The beauty of my master's face is without peer, no matter how wrinkly it may get.
q333	v11	\N	-4	Loli-buruma isn't good enough, so you're taking on such a great role in the main storyline...!?
q334	v27448	\N	27	No, I alone possess the special function of being utterly useless.
q335	v5657	c4287	15	That isn't a technique. That’s a disgrace, and you should feel bad for still having it on your skill bar.
q336	v181	\N	15	Stay outta this, woman! You've got a lot of guts to cut into a fight between men! Come back once you've grown yourself a cock!
q337	v3112	\N	0	I might lose them. It's probably better if you hold on to them. That way it won't be my fault if they get lost.
q338	v18830	\N	6	At any rate, it's rather sad that you're experiencing sexual health issues even though you're a virgin.
q339	v53	\N	18	Who the fuck would genuflect at this late hour?! AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES GENUFLECT MEAN ANYWAY?!
q340	v57	c1374	15	No response means consent!
q341	v16044	\N	5	You trying to stare words out of me?
q342	v4028	\N	5	N-No... by the way, what are the activities of the Dog in a Pot Research Club?
q343	v914	\N	20	I'm ugly, and being ugly is a crime.
q344	v12849	\N	13	How often do you hallucinate hallucinations denying that they're hallucinations? We need to get you to a hospital.
q345	v7849	\N	6	It only really gets good once you've got at least three girls. Everybody knows that!
q346	v4511	c21402	4	Tap, tap, tap. Hey Boss. What are you hoping to find with all that taping?
q347	v82	\N	9	If you never give up on anything, you'll never be able to move on. Not by a single step.
q348	v19444	\N	2	Y-Yeah! You're like an automatic titfuck machine now...!
q349	v17018	\N	36	He didn't seem to know his mother was his father, either.
q350	v39689	c119099	-3	I live with... my parents.
q351	v17	c28	15	So you want me to put the tip of this in that hole of yours?
q352	v12694	\N	3	So it's private, but everyone knows and treats you unusually well. Do you work at a brothel?
q353	v3112	\N	12	Hey Santa, digging through the trash really suits you.
q354	v5240	c12298	20	Photograph? That's not a photograph. It's a CG.
q355	v12	c15848	7	What's that, you bastard? I'll seduce you!
q356	v18760	\N	1	Oink!!
q357	v16044	c41324	45	I mean, the protagonists are all unpopular virgins, yet they get to screw any girl they want. How is that realistic?
q358	v9879	\N	2	That's Kawai-san, from class 2. She's fairly renowned for being cute.
q359	v31208	\N	10	Absolutely not! I'll fuck a lot of things, but a chair is too far!
q360	v2632	\N	16	Do you have any of that ass medicine, by any chance? You know, the smeary stuff?
q361	v12849	c22771	15	Don't worry, people don't come installed with a self-destruct function.
q362	v1491	\N	5	Reach out to others as they reach out to you! Open up your heart and you'll have the POWER OF LOVE!
q363	v15708	\N	9	I'm in the middle of tofu-ing, could you please not distract me?
q364	v236	\N	8	Art is losing out to a pencil eraser.
q365	v36	c9990	5	I'm your long lost brother. We were separated at birth.
q366	v5	c1867	15	And we'd laugh so much, making our diaphragms cramp up, that we'd suffocate and be sent to the hospital in an ambulance!
q367	v23281	\N	2	Involving yourself in a lovers' quarrel is like opening Pandora's box.
q368	v16208	\N	3	We'll all dye together?
q369	v16044	c26600	31	What should we do... Maybe I should try and cheer up your crotch? C'mon, little guy! You can do it! You can do it!
q370	v248	c11470	14	So I've been demoted from a slave to a stray dog?
q371	v19397	\N	4	I stand out without meaning to. It takes a rare brand of man for that.
q372	v2002	\N	21	Rukako's cuteness is a terror of the universe.
q373	v66	\N	2	Move and I'll irradiate you with this feeble infrared light!
q374	v16337	\N	23	Why didn't you cum inside me?! fucking die!
q375	v453	\N	5	I see. Before you go sleeping, you'll nicely brush your teeth, OK? Teeth are the bread and butter for a vampire!
q376	v6572	\N	4	My my. Your face was quite priceless. I had no idea the human body was capable of such amusing distortion.
q377	v131	\N	6	Oh, we're fine! Just fine! The more I crash, the better I get at flying.
q378	v4981	\N	11	YES WE CUM!
q379	v6710	\N	14	I-if you are intending to get me pregnant, I must ask you to follow the proper procedures!
q380	v238	\N	1	You seem like you won't break even if you die.
q381	v648	\N	10	This must be the first stage of the so called Tsundere Method...
q382	v5154	\N	8	I'll suck that sucker like it's never been sucked before! I'll suck it good! I'll suck it to pieces! Just watch me!
q383	v2596	\N	3	Huh!? My body's just compact, unlike yours! You just don't get it do you? You're all boobs, no brains!
q384	v10665	\N	6	I never knew anyone who felt that good after going to the toilet. She must have had a really big bowel...
q385	v1380	\N	4	Exactly. It's damn exactly!
q386	v1447	\N	0	Ho~hohoho! Yes! That's it! I am the chosen one! In other words, Hero!! And to prove it, I need a suitable rival!!
q387	v5478	\N	5	Ah, I leveled up from "garbage" to "food scraps"! All right!
q388	v66	\N	4	Miki was giving off the aura of a shounen manga hero who'd gotten seven times stronger after a really short training session.
q389	v236	\N	12	It makes me wonder, Touya-kun, are you letting off some pheromones that draw in idols or something?
q390	v632	\N	0	I'm not a Tanuki! I'm a Badger!
q391	v414	\N	7	Count on me, I vow to my manliness that I'll become the perfect girl!
q392	v5	c1867	38	Do you explode when you play baseball...?
q393	v68	\N	28	Should we neglect our precious family member? Raise your hand if you want to neglect her!!!
q394	v17515	\N	24	I don't get why people are into NTR stuff...
q395	v914	\N	12	Yes. People are made to die.
q396	v648	\N	5	I can't stop your tears. But at least I can wipe them.
q397	v1377	\N	15	Cha... La! Head-Cha-La!
q398	v18770	\N	5	...I'm definitely the main character right now, aren't I?
q399	v7	\N	45	Boxers, their job is to punch people.
q400	v1474	\N	-1	The weird scythe she is holding is kind of cute.
q401	v12559	c14905	7	Could a bat fall in love with a pigeon? I was suddenly curious.
q402	v5	c1863	35	Is it a problem that I don't have any friends? Does that bother you? Will it kill you?!
q403	v1027	\N	4	Murder? No. My father's sin was simply being foolish.
q404	v155	\N	4	I won't 'do' anything. I'll just abundantly, fiercely, mercilessly despise you.
q405	v747	\N	8	Ready... steady... GORGONZOLA!
q406	v71	\N	3	Rooftop Schoolgirl Boob-Grabbing Festival!
q407	v1904	\N	13	Uhm, so basically... You mean there was a software upgrade from "Ugly Dude 2000" into "Futanari XP". Something like this?
q408	v264	\N	7	...He teaches Science, Physics, and Patience.
q409	v3161	\N	6	I'm cumming while I'm cumming!!!!
q410	v9879	c5410	11	Come with me. I have 7,098 different types of drugs I want to test.
q411	v3144	\N	2	The two of us are pretty strong, too. If we have a bamboo sword, at least.
q412	v697	\N	17	The taste of gin and vermouth lingers on my lips. The only kiss I've known in years...
q413	v11	\N	31	I searched until the sun set, and the only thing I figured out was how useless I am.
q414	v13631	c17301	21	But I like changing the names of people's folders to 'Loli Pics'.
q415	v7723	\N	4	Aw shiiit! Don't take it all off! Don't! Aw jeez, at least leave the socks on!
q416	v29383	\N	5	Letting my genes go extinct is better than submitting myself to a man, don't you think?
q417	v12302	\N	5	Eh!? You are afraid of... panties?
q418	v20194	\N	8	Any girl, no matter how ugly they are, can end up looking adorable if you keep insisting how cute they are.
q419	v66	\N	10	My nipples collaborated with the wind.
q420	v4	\N	6	Ooooops, wait for me my lunch!
q421	v30301	\N	10	abs i'm not reading your sordid kpop manifesto
q422	v17	\N	33	You're stupidity is terminal.
q423	v5	c1863	5	Dumped by a guy... you creep me out.
q424	v88	\N	0	You fucking hobo!
q425	v17742	\N	4	It is my role as a man to bestow my love onto all life. I will delve into study, if love demands it.
q426	v2016	\N	3	I live by my reputation. It is more valuable than money can be.
q427	v646	\N	7	Fufu, are you afraid? Are you gonna pee yourself?
q428	v17018	\N	35	I'll go back sixteen years... and kill myself.
q429	v382	\N	28	Delusions are a virgin's number one talent.
q430	v1865	\N	7	Never underestimate bread rolls!
q431	v231	\N	8	Now that you've seen my body, there's no escape. Take responsibility robo.
q432	v1399	\N	13	I mean... I'm defective. Who wouldn't hate... a piece of trash like me...
q433	v74	\N	7	Of course, the person I like is a thickheadedly thickheaded, super-thickheaded guy.
q434	v20491	\N	10	Nice to meet you, I'm a beautiful girl.
q435	v51	c4766	11	Uuun... let me sleep for just three more days...
q436	v11856	\N	18	I thought math was about numbers and now we get all these words and crap like sin and tan! It makes no sense!
q437	v6572	\N	5	What the hell was that for?! You would have killed me... if I weren't already dead...
q438	v66	\N	2	Not that this is unusual......but I don't understand what you're saying.
q439	v21289	\N	21	Come, shit from a million sheep.
q440	v765	c54528	4	I see that you have given up on trying to remember my name.
q441	v7849	\N	4	Oh, don't you worry about that. I'm such an early riser, I put middle-aged women to shame!
q442	v870	\N	22	This is the best eroge ever made. It has so much ero, and so much ge, that you just won't believe it.
q443	v12694	\N	2	There ain't no luck out there that's dumb enough to help our sorry butts out. We made this happen.
q444	v35	\N	8	After all, it wouldn't be good to do it on your sister's bed!
q445	v427	\N	9	Let's degenerate
q446	v211	\N	8	Sorry, I was born cute.
q447	v16044	c77069	17	All you have to do is mate with him, Tsumugi.
q448	v4	\N	-10	So, tea.
q449	v7679	\N	14	Listen up! The emptier your head, the more dreams you can stuff inside it, y'know!
q450	v5	\N	6	Wa~, it has a boy's smell~
q451	v29383	\N	17	A little sister is not a doll that exists to satisfy her brother's desires.
q452	v812	\N	6	Fufu, I'm going to violate you.
q453	v211	\N	20	Not even some poorly-translated porno game would have such a convenient plot development.
q454	v5883	\N	0	Subaru-kun, were you imagining the girls in skin-tight suits?
q455	v3276	\N	5	All we ever do is have sex. Promise me a date at least once in a while.
q456	v50	\N	11	You could found a temple with the number of graves I'd dug for myself.
q457	v18157	c92040	13	So? I'm fucking fat; I'll bounce.
q458	v124	\N	12	What? Me, smell? You mistake my high-class perfume for smell? You ignorant lout!
q459	v17018	\N	26	Is killing yourself really that upsetting?
q460	v29383	\N	14	So noisy. How are you going to take responsibility if my ears get pregnant?
q461	v17516	\N	2	Yep, you're cooler than a mole!
q462	v12	c15848	1	Take me seriously, then after you are suprised, realize that it's impossible, and deny it.
q463	v6245	c3886	10	You girls're so close. Yamato, Gen-san, let's take a bath together and play, too!
q464	v1143	\N	16	Good. Be a man like a girl!!
q465	v1143	\N	-3	Why you're asking me is as unknown to me as the meaning of your existence.
q466	v5883	\N	7	Y-Yashio-senpai, I'm expecting a two-hour collarbone-licking extravaganza after this.
q467	v13631	c17297	23	He'd introduced himself mere moments ago, but I didn't remember men's names on principle.
q468	v5316	c891	10	A scrimmage match for the going-home club? What is that, you come to school on Sunday and then practice walking home...?
q469	v2093	\N	9	It feels so good when you pull out! It feels so good, just like I'm taking a shit.
q470	v8158	\N	2	Sakuraba, please don't say such heartwarming things without warning!
q471	v18830	\N	-1	After some silly, light girl talk, we find ourselves in front of the target's room.
q472	v19655	\N	5	M-Miss, w-w-w0uld u l1ke 2 5study w1th me? Well... lol th4t m4d3 m3 s0und l1ke a k1dn4pper lol.
q473	v238	\N	-2	Waahhh!! Just duel me, I said!!
q474	v5240	c12295	10	How is a man getting his ass dug into cute!?
q475	v102	\N	2	I wiiiill cuurseeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
q476	v33	\N	14	Even if it's forever. For however many years, however many decades...I'll come and wake you up.
q477	v22	\N	0	Is this wine a necessary item in our upcoming plan?
q478	v25385	\N	6	Who knows when I'll get a love scene with the headless horseman or the boogie man.
q479	v1896	\N	4	Senpai, the sight of your defenseless sleeping face made my maiden heart go pipipipipipi!
q480	v5	c192	61	Spoilers are a serious crime...
q481	v7014	\N	15	Killing someone over interpersonal relationships! Yikes!
q482	v729	\N	3	I couln' believe all the happiness flowin' up from inside me as she chased me with her giant, deadly knives.
q483	v629	\N	12	Hey, check it out Reika! This is where you got kidnapped the other day!
q484	v4037	\N	6	I couldn't abandon the threat to my precious eroge standing right before my eyes...!
q485	v6245	\N	6	The fall of the first Emperor of Virgins saddened the virgins.
q486	v18157	\N	14	I was just a child and now I'm a man-child.
q487	v211	\N	0	Shut up and buy me the CD. Then keep quiet until we say goodbye.
q488	v102	\N	-2	Eeh?! Let's play just a little more!
q489	v211	\N	-2	Try paying a little respect to your enemy. I'm not training psychotic murderers here.
q490	v2632	\N	22	Thanks! I'm gonna go butter up my pooper with it real good! Yaaay!
q491	v2344	\N	11	Gah!! My bed hair looks like the hair of a Super Saiyan III!!
q492	v66	\N	11	I continued fondling the breasts with degrees of freedom similiar to that of an analog video game controller.
q493	v599	\N	16	You're the type to say tricky things with a tricky face and have your penis pretend to be your brain. But your entire body is your penis.
q494	v14878	\N	10	I-I can't believe it... A shut-in neet with a girlfriend... That's enough to tear the fabric of existence...
q495	v231	\N	5	This is stupid...... It's not like I'm some dumb kid who loves giant robots.
q496	v21535	c64821	9	Unlike Renji's penis, this penis is kind to me.
q497	v19382	\N	3	As long as there is enough place to be able to have sex, there is no problem. ♥
q498	v34090	\N	10	...lately, I have been feeling a little guilty that we are using the school library like a love hotel.
q499	v15077	c21328	9	The threat of death during club activities was rather new to me.
q500	v1492	\N	3	I don't care about that! What do you think is important? Me or the world!?
q501	v24803	\N	2	Mr. Kurono, you're male, right?
q502	v1474	\N	-2	Y-you won't bite me?
q503	v17909	\N	13	When I say 'that', I could only mean 'that'. You have one in your trousers too, right, Nii-san? 'That' filthy symbol of youths.
q504	v9124	\N	2	That's right! I'm a high society man, who doesn't care for worldly affairs! ...That's a lie. I'm sorry.
q505	v5883	\N	6	I've never had a b-boy, um, stick his fingers into my mouth before...
q506	v912	\N	7	If that was an act on his part, I would pay 10,000 yen to go see a movie he's starring in.
q507	v12246	\N	7	（＊ノωノ）
q508	v1306	\N	1	Who do you think made me hate chives in the first place, you moron?
q509	v2016	\N	46	..........................................................................I see.
q510	v28576	\N	7	...I don't need the internet to pick up chicks. Hell, I'm doing it right now.
q511	v2368	\N	6	I can take a bath, walk around naked and eat a whole bucket of pudding by myself.
q512	v309	\N	15	I'm a cum dumbster. Anybody's fine, any time. Please abuse me.
q513	v18334	\N	8	It's all okay! God takes male sacrifices, too!
q514	v231	\N	7	Be quiet! Only women make excuses! It's not manly!
q515	v57	c1374	18	I want to go on a date! We'll play MMORPGS all night long! And then I want you to confess your love to me by saying 'let's grind together, baby!'
q516	v156	\N	3	When I really act like a princess, I practically ooze elegance!
q517	v2093	\N	6	If you lie, your dick will grow.
q518	v211	\N	9	It isn't not that nothing has not unhappened.
q519	v17516	\N	8	If you're so fixated on the mysterious aspect, then you should go out with an axolotl or something.
q520	v3031	\N	6	Uuu... My student scolded me.
q521	v899	\N	14	If you have time to scream, why don't you suck my dick?
q522	v38	\N	9	There was no such thing as an ideal route - there were only several good ones.
q523	v9124	c6967	12	I don't want a girlfriend that vents her sexual desires using pizza.
q524	v14265	c21481	14	I dunno what to think about a guy who has his girlfriend's dad clean his ears...
q525	v646	\N	16	Wow... It's the first time I've seen one that isn't covered by mosaic.
q526	v8158	\N	3	Getting that black belt in Litter Picking certainly paid off!
q527	v210	\N	17	That's one small step for mankind, one giant leap for a man.
q528	v1299	\N	19	His daughter had been kidnapped, and he was stuck unclogging a toilet.
q529	v382	\N	16	Being nervous around chicks is one thing, but you act like that around me, and people are gonna think I'm a homo.
q530	v17909	\N	26	Hello, it's me, Neco-Arc, the sommelier queen of the bad end industry who was so sexy that she got banned from appearing in the main story
q531	v10804	\N	18	Music will save the world! Fuck yeah!
q532	v5154	\N	9	Lies are like colors. The more you pile up, the blacker things get.
q533	v12849	\N	10	Understood coach! Please tamper with my body!
q534	v10984	\N	9	NIIINNJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OHHHHHH!!   SASUKE! SAIZO! HANZO! JIRAIYA!
q535	v710	\N	4	Zawacchi, how are you today? Are your hit points green again?
q536	v7679	c6613	10	Kehehe, for you to actually greet me in the morning... I praise your admirable endeavor, slave.
q537	v18760	c41747	3	Lab coats are pretty much made for the beach.
q538	v31054	\N	9	And yes, I am interested in guys who look like maniacs and I'm not ashamed of that.
q539	v9879	c5401	15	I always think this, but math class never seems to actually use numbers.
q540	v18830	\N	-3	Locker kendo... That's the perfect sport for Japan, bein' such a small nation an' all.
q541	v893	c92947	22	Can't say I've ever been applauded for knowing how to make cup noodles before...
q542	v5154	\N	15	What does yesterday being Tuesday have to do with today being Thursday!?
q543	v12	c15848	9	Okay, if you can catch my spit with your face, I'll think about it.
q544	v2622	\N	10	Huh? Did she instinctively realize that I was a pervert?
q545	v5295	\N	5	Feelings and thoughts are quick to change... but if I seize your libido, one of the big three human urges, it's likely I can seize the rest of you.
q546	v3161	\N	9	If you ever do have a child, you can give birth here. We can hold an event where you give birth in front of a paying audience.
q547	v5	c1874	37	Young man, it's philosophical as long as one doesn't understand it. It is no longer a philosophy if you understand it.
q548	v18807	\N	7	Dude, your choice of who to help out today at lunch was clearly the branch point of your fate!
q549	v155	\N	6	That's right, mother, I'm jealous of father! Mmmn... that bountiful bust of yours is just irresista-booble!
q550	v24	\N	23	Come, try to close your eyes. And try to remember. What form did you have?
q551	v26414	c85057	27	A cat. I just invited a cat on a date.
q552	v14269	\N	2	Ah, I get it. She's become a rare random encounter, hasn't she?
q553	v812	\N	4	I'll do my best! I'm going to melt Mom too!
q554	v414	c513	2	A girl's heart is like a haunted house!
q555	v5652	\N	30	Churches are where humans have sex, right?
q556	v8322	\N	20	If God really existed, he probably would have stopped me from hiring my own sister as a prostitute.
q557	v1306	\N	15	Damm her and her needlessly big tits...
q558	v646	\N	7	Vodka is a Russian's life! If you cut a Russian's arm off, vodka will flow out instead of blood!
q559	v4128	\N	7	Please, sex me!
q560	v57	\N	-5	What rank am I on your love scale?
q561	v7723	\N	7	I will now proceed to spank Michiru-sama's butt ten times and then say something edifying!
q562	v183	\N	8	I find that those who care nothing for the suffering of others are the ones who scream loudest at their own pain. Don't you agree?
q563	v30162	\N	12	It's not the first time I've dismantled a human being, so don't worry about it.
q564	v903	\N	8	Oh, no, it's nothing. Kazushi was just raping Rin in his imagination. Really, excuse him.
q565	v14269	c17415	5	That competitive mindset causes social differences in this capitalist world. It's destroying the economy. Stop trying to defeat me. You'll bring this country to ruin.
q566	v57	\N	19	Onee-chan, this isn't training! It's, it's... it's domestic violence!
q567	v6572	\N	3	Operation Boost Luna's Boobies begins... NOW!
q568	v5316	c891	5	...What? My whole existence amounts to being her brother?
q569	v11	\N	47	I don't mind losing against someone, but there's no way I'll lose against myself!
q570	v26837	\N	9	You want me to learn from it... for the next time we have sex? Ugh, what kind of convoluted fetish is this?!
q571	v8158	\N	17	I see you have interests that delve deep into the depths of depravity. I fully endorse it. Do keep it up.
q572	v10304	\N	16	Well, I do love shogi, but I don't get sexually aroused by a shogi board, you know?
q573	v23281	\N	2	Check it out... your dick is diamonds.
q574	v15125	\N	9	I will stop at nothing to protect my client! I don't care who I make an enemy of!
q575	v16208	\N	19	Good to know I have a fucking weeaboo living under my roof again.
q576	v12794	\N	3	Where's your mind at, bitch? Aren't you just looking to save yourself? Spare yourself from all this suffering?
q577	v1306	\N	4	But i wanna argue with youuu! Kou! Let's fight over somethiiing!
q578	v17909	\N	8	Chicken? Why would I be a bird?
q579	v12559	\N	14	Oh right, girls that pretty don't use the toilet.
q580	v156	\N	16	The ground can be a dangerous weapon if it hits you hard.
q581	v18760	\N	1	Huh? Um... Shinji, your towel looks like... it's changing shape...
q582	v5	c1863	6	I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure that it's your fault, Riki. Apologize to her.
q583	v751	\N	7	Urinal cakes are no match for the forces of gravity.
q584	v370	\N	4	I'm not a kid! I'm a legitimate, adult male!
q585	v26414	c85057	10	I know it's a bit late to be asking this question... but should we REALLY be leaving a cat in charge of our finances?
q586	v22658	c85083	12	Clearly, not having a sprite is the source of all my troubles. Oh well, let's have tea, then.
q587	v496	c11812	5	Searching... The Three Laws of Robotics... Search results found: 0.
q588	v12561	\N	5	No it's fine, if you show me your underwear.
q589	v12849	c32937	7	And I, whose artistic muscles will be hailed as "Mjolnir," work together, we may just pull it off, huh?
q590	v211	\N	7	You better watch your back when you walk the streets at night, you... cunting galge protag!
q591	v68	\N	15	Hmm... I would love to show people a movie of this technique... But unfortunately I can't do that in a sound novel...!
q592	v18498	c40662	8	Please stop talking to your underwear!
q593	v35	\N	0	You really are a strange person.
q594	v1491	\N	10	Do you really think the flames of my heart can be described by mere math? Preposterous! Am I a 0 or 1? The only number I seek is INFINITY!
q595	v22873	\N	6	DAMN YOU CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER SPREAD!
q596	v5154	\N	49	I ask of all gathered here: those who have ever jacked off to Kazami Yuuji, please raise your hands.
q597	v6291	\N	8	Insolence. I'm not just touching. I'm politely massaging your breasts.
q598	v2622	\N	9	"I'll introduce her. The transfer student is the Rusian President.
q599	v3161	\N	10	And that, my boys, is how a woman shits. Any comments?
q600	v3850	\N	16	...Sorry. I never told you, but I... I'm not really your mother, I'm your father.
q601	v19773	\N	9	I demand you to do the Moe-Moe Kyun for me!!
q602	v211	\N	7	Shit, most bitches roll over and spread their legs for a sugary treat.
q603	v17	\N	-2	I'll be waiting for you to come for me.
q604	v18830	\N	9	As an adolescent girl, it's only natural that I should have an unstable gender identity.
q605	v2762	\N	6	With a big moan and even bigger load, I once again reached a heavenly climax in this church.
q606	v922	\N	9	I am a tree. A tree that grows in the hallway!
q607	v1896	\N	4	I've neglected nothing. My boobs are already 84D.
q608	v231	\N	15	Where's the user support for my life? I could use a fucking patch here.
q609	v18060	\N	4	If you want to correct people, do it over YouTube. I'm not in the mood.
q610	v1813	\N	15	It's all this world is-- either you fuck, or you get fucked.
q611	v24987	\N	17	You see, I play 3 H-games a month, so my reading ability has been getting trained well
q612	v22873	\N	7	Always trying to take all the cocks for themselves. They are so selfish and rude.
q613	v7849	\N	4	I, um, don't think that's my collarbone you're staring at..
q614	v12	\N	8	In Japan, we also have this wonderful goverment organization called police.
q615	v264	\N	-2	You can't be feeling well, to ring the door bell.
q616	v26532	\N	15	Which is harder, that or what I've got in my pants?
q617	v7809	\N	8	Remove these shorts of obfuscation and let us gaze upon itーーthis so-called "hose"!
q618	v7014	\N	5	Incite another murder?! You're makin' me sound like the bad guy!
q619	v22230	c66158	20	Wh-What is this "pourn" thing you speak of? I surely don't know of it, whatever it is.
q620	v21261	\N	8	I Just... I just thought that I could become a normie if I had bigger boobs!
q621	v46744	\N	6	Please understand my feeling as someone who got called an ambulance because he had a morning wood!
q622	v155	\N	1	I, Takayashiki Aoba, have no openings throughout my daily life!
q623	v6359	\N	5	Now, be nice... I'm just the toilet paper.
q624	v5871	\N	0	Well, at any rate, it's nice to meet you. Since I'm such an amazing guy, let me know if you need help with anything.
q625	v438	\N	19	I just can't live there, in America. Because you know what? They put peanut butter over a jam! And that's just damn weird!
q626	v7773	\N	21	Lolicon is justice!
q627	v103	\N	1	Oh, it was really delicious. I'm quite impressed ... at how you managed to not use carrots at all.
q628	v14265	\N	8	A planetarium?... By planetarium, you mean a planetarium?
q629	v238	\N	5	Uu.... I was eaten...
q630	v25366	\N	11	Moral of the story: Make sex friends with a friend of a friend, and in the end, it will bite you in the rear end.
q631	v88	\N	12	One must never ask for a woman's age. This is an ironclad rule established to ensure the survival of the human race.
q632	v38	\N	2	Would you not mutter such scary things under your breath, please?
q633	v2153	c16497	84	Without love, it cannot be seen.
q634	v71	\N	1	I told you not to eat those mushrooms!
q635	v4	\N	12	You should just watch out for cars, crows and a baker guy whose eyes look piercing
q636	v68	\N	19	...I'm so lonely, like a poor kitten crying in a cardboard box because no one wants her. Mi-Mi-...
q637	v515	\N	7	Listen up, Takashiro-san. We're not pretty little princesses, okay? We're whores. We work ourselves to the brink just to put food in our mouths.
q638	v29445	\N	4	This is the first time I've ever seen anyone eat meat with dollar signs in their eyes.
q639	v52	\N	0	Yours is a strange variety of existence.
q640	v20032	\N	29	KILL THE PAST!
q641	v7861	\N	4	Kazuna-san's left and right testicles.... I will move around and around until they changed places.
q642	v17018	\N	23	I'd thought he was just some weirdo, but he was actually a pretty considerate weirdo.
q643	v3192	\N	10	Oh, please don't make that face like a long-dead boyfriend was really alive but turned out to be a blood-related younger brother.
q644	v2762	\N	-3	Can you not speak? Just the sound of your voice infuriates me.
q645	v2002	\N	55	You got your childhood friend to change your diaper? I'm jealous, man. What eroge is that from?
q646	v11	\N	109	"Oh, so Sakura's already awake." Then she should be in the kitchen.
q647	v1377	\N	40	Everybody has the right to live, no matter how retarded they may be.
q648	v84	\N	13	Even though you have a splendid cock, how long are you going to pretend to be a coward?
q649	v1377	\N	7	You looked so festive, like a carriage horse in heat galloping off to a stable full of mares.
q650	v3161	c14527	4	It was a real hassle trying to clean the place up. Your cum seemed to find its way onto just about everything.
q651	v548	\N	7	Me, come at you? Give me a fucking break. You're the one who needs to crawl out of the gutter and come at me, shithead.
q652	v3112	\N	26	I am shocked and appalled that guessing at random has not yielded better results.
q653	v210	c38502	4	A man riding a missile. This was... this was amazing.
q654	v6357	\N	9	Sex... by myself?! U-Um, y-you... y-you want me to have sex all by myself?! Eh?! B-But how?!
q655	v5154	\N	14	Hrm, I see. Thank you for your valuable opinion. I'll file it under "not helpful in the slightest."
q656	v67	\N	4	A man's heart doesn't add money to your wallet!
q657	v24634	\N	11	No thanks, I'll pass. Don't want to get between you and your suicide.
q658	v12309	\N	8	I'm not a stalker, I'm a brocon! No, scratch that, too.
q659	v21269	\N	21	Do people taste good?
q660	v17909	\N	6	Kohaku-san really must have taken a liking to the butter cake, because she's stroking the snack packet like it's some kind of treasure.
q661	v15143	\N	4	For humans it's important what's inside. Of their underpants.
q662	v8213	\N	14	Farewell, my virginity.
q663	v4806	\N	8	There isn't anything suspicious with his bank account other than how little money goes in and out.
q664	v6572	\N	4	My body! My body's all see-through and crap. What's going on?
q665	v13631	c17297	10	You seem to be misunderstanding me, Sorako. I am no pervert. I simply do not hesitate when it comes to my desires!
q666	v21269	\N	41	You're clearly a bottom.
q667	v3746	\N	10	Saori-san, if Onii-chan does 108 techniques to make you pregnant, what would you do?
q668	v35	\N	3	Um... am I supposed to take off my clothes?
q669	v18644	c43189	6	I've got a photo from when you were fat. Want to see it?!
q670	v3161	c33085	2	Of course I don't actually say that out loud because... well, I'd prefer to live.
q671	v4981	\N	4	If I don't scream now, when will I scream? My libido is out of control! Nobody can stop it now!
q672	v32333	\N	9	I'm posting this review because I think the community that has built up around this game is nothing but a moronic circle jerk.
q673	v18760	c41751	12	Do you want me to ram this fork into your bald head for real this time?
q674	v10304	\N	22	Ah, but now that I think about it, your right hand has been your girlfriend until now, right? Is your hand actually my rival in love?
q675	v438	\N	40	Anyway, I can't live in America! They can just FUCK OFF! It's not a place for a real human to live!
q676	v21269	\N	15	Just be grateful I didn't tie you up shibari bondage style.
q677	v7849	\N	1	Damned straight! My flag is firmly planted now. The day is totally won
q678	v414	\N	5	I wish all the girls in the world were my girlfriends and I could have sex with each one every day.
q679	v16560	\N	5	......Somehow it feels like we have stealthily sex in your pocket.
q680	v4037	\N	7	Get men aroused? I can do such a thing! Such crude, unsightly creatures are nothing!
q681	v8158	\N	1	If you want to be closer to someone, you have to lay down your weapon and take off your armor.
q682	v5883	\N	14	Are you like an eroge hero who suddenly acts like a sadistic old perv once the sex scene starts!? I get it.
q683	v18760	c61599	7	He's a madman that's only good for ass-fucking.
q684	v12260	\N	-2	Sugu-nii's katana is normally settled in it's sheath right?
q685	v5154	\N	7	Plannin' to wash his back with yer fat ol' titties, I expect. Geeeez, how slutty can ya get?
q686	v19073	\N	8	"I want to have more indirect kisses with you" sounds like you're the kind of weirdo who licks girls' flutes.
q687	v13631	c17303	4	Whenever things get complicated between a man and a woman, it's two hundred percent the man's fault.
q688	v18157	c92028	1	I boop her on the nose with my paw once and can hear her tail thwap beneath the covers happily.
q689	v382	\N	46	Whose eyes are those eyes?
q690	v8158	\N	16	The Volunteer Club requesting for volunteers makes for an interesting slice of irony.
q691	v711	\N	33	I object! That was...objectionable!
q692	v7	c74	82	Yes. I'm the girl you killed yesterday. I'm glad you remember.
q693	v2016	\N	45	You're no hero! You're no demon! You're just a worthless motherfucker who doesn't know what he is!
q694	v17825	\N	13	I think the secret of a happy marriage is for the husband to be under his wife's ass, literally.
q695	v211	\N	5	Anyway, I'm really grateful. If I were a guy, I'd lock you up and love you every night.
q696	v20148	\N	8	Oohhh... I can see it... I can see the future where you spread your legs for him!
q697	v2344	\N	14	...It'll be fine, I'm a heroine after all... They have a special ability not to get fat no matter how much they eat...
q698	v700	\N	3	Miracle is a convenient word. People use it whenever they can't find an answer to a question.
q699	v14761	\N	5	How mean, please don't call me a rotten mermaid. You know how bad rotten fish smells right?
q700	v19769	\N	5	Though I had my doubts about comparing girls to curry, it was the first thing I thought of.
q701	v15125	\N	16	Tea! Someone bring English tea! In England, no discussions take place without tea!
q702	v19397	\N	3	I can't tell you how bad it is, but yeah, you're in love with me.
q703	v31659	\N	31	It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
q704	v414	\N	8	I guess she values her shampoo more than my life. That's not very flattering.
q705	v1143	\N	5	All the cute girls in the world are offerings to me.
q706	v264	\N	2	Ummm, oniichan, don't touch me there...
q707	v13774	\N	19	I'm gonna let you know right now, you can't clear my route.
q708	v57	\N	21	Oh shut up. You're the one who thought R.E.M. stood for "Really Enjoy Masturbating"...
q709	v23281	\N	2	Man, this god's one heck of a guy, though. Super understanding.
q710	v17018	\N	15	Be the biggest fool you can be.
q711	v2153	\N	9	The truth...is uninteresting.
q712	v508	\N	8	Fufufu. After all, both sex and ritual is best when it's done with a young one.
q713	v12402	\N	43	Is there any window in particular you'd like to be thrown out of?
q714	v66	\N	27	A woman's heart is like English. I don't get it at all.
q715	v24	\N	120	The food they were given had small bombs in it, which exploded from inside their stomachs.
q716	v19769	\N	2	Affirmative. The ship has sunken.
q717	v38	\N	8	If she has you whipped *already*, you'll be in for hell later on. Believe me, I know.
q718	v9124	\N	0	So you're going to throw your son to the hounds, just because taking care of me is a pain?
q719	v17763	\N	4	This hand of mine burns red! Its loud roar tells me to defeat the butterfly!
q720	v13046	\N	9	There was an study conducted by, um, a f-foreign university ... It was scientifically proven that s-sheep were best animals for counting.
q721	v27519	\N	16	Ngh, it's out of memory...? I shouldn't have set that big boobs mod to max...!
q722	v751	\N	2	High-heeled women need to cling to their man for a safety reason.
q723	v19073	c49563	24	Is it normal for male family members to share their porn with each other?
q724	v25366	\N	23	You and Emi-chan went shopping together all alone...? That's already basically sex!
q725	v5154	\N	-2	I am a bitch, what of it?
q726	v3144	\N	113	Even girls have dicks in their hearts!
q727	v211	\N	17	Alright, meeting adjourned. God has better things to do.
q728	v1143	\N	36	I'm going to make 100 friends! I only need to make 100 more to reach the goal!
q729	v751	\N	33	Those damn Americans are rushing our position. They want to reoccupy this country, even if they can only do so in a video game.
q730	v67	\N	43	If you didn't have that thing inbetween your legs, you'd be such a pretty girl!
q731	v22145	c106210	14	You've been drugging me with your cum?!
q732	v1306	\N	10	"Hmm"...? Dude, can't you be more into this? I'm trying to brag here...
q733	v18550	c46911	8	Have I seen you somewhere before? Bloody, you peasants all look the same to me.
q734	v12759	\N	2	Lost things will never return.
q735	v7	\N	32	You are infinitely better than an alarm clock.
q736	v19125	\N	6	ALLLLL RIIIIIIIGHT!! Lady Luck's really spread her legs for us here!
q737	v1155	\N	5	I wouldn't say it's not as if you're not un-useful.
q738	v20032	\N	37	Every single motherfucker thinks they're gonna save the fuckin' world... why not do something about the shitty economy or whatever instead?
q739	v5136	\N	9	Oh snap!!!! I do not hear such a truth...!?
q740	v370	\N	2	Girls are the same as aliens. Those limp-body-walking-things with soft chests...it goes way over my head.
q741	v3161	\N	11	Mikako, don't let that dick escape!
q742	v211	\N	1	Even if the cattle were to charge in with machine guns, I'd tell my men the same thing. 'Go and die. Your corpses will be our shields.'
q743	v67	\N	42	Men don't belong in the kitchen.
q744	v12849	c22775	8	So I figured I'd go to a school that was more low-key. That way, whenever big stuff happened, I could grab the spotlight and become a main heroine.
q745	v18157	c92040	11	Turns out having to lift up my own gut so they can suck me off turns them off. Never gone past that.
q746	v2002	\N	28	Who're you calling an American virgin?
q747	v10933	\N	0	This position... is embarassing. It looks like I'm being cooked alive.
q748	v747	\N	9	Don't be silly. Porn holds more value than art.
q749	v183	\N	13	In my experience, rape is more efficient than normal torture.
q750	v6245	\N	7	Isn't this what they call entrance BGM?
q751	v28253	\N	3	But just to make sure... vaccines are okay?
q752	v20032	\N	21	I feel like digging these holes helped us grow.
q753	v71	\N	5	You're the Titless Twintail Monster!
q754	v66	\N	9	Girls aren't just holes for men to penetrate!
q755	v602	\N	14	If you were a hair you'd be a nose hair! At least if you were a pubic hair you'd serve some purpose!
q756	v5240	\N	8	Eika-chan, press ○△□XXX to shoot beams!
q757	v16208	\N	12	You ought to write down all your hopes and dreams, and then burn them so they will never be heard again.
q758	v181	\N	9	Firearms are such a bore! Killing with your own hands is where it's at!
q759	v5	\N	3	Uwaa, you touched me in a weird place!!
q760	v26414	\N	2	I believe he's at a cat conference at the moment.
q761	v747	\N	8	Ah, but since he didn't react to my feminine charm, he's gotta be gay. Guess you shouldn't judge by appearance!
q762	v12849	c22771	5	You sure worry about some strange things. Relax. Anti-gravitons will keep her skirt from flipping.
q763	v103	\N	-3	... don't mind me. I'll be fine. It's not me. See. I just have no control over this.
q764	v174	\N	11	There's no way I'd go puupuukupuu with someone as stupid, idiotic and forgetful as you.
q765	v155	\N	11	Don't knock erotica. If it weren't for erotica, you would never have been born.
q766	v20491	\N	4	Your t-shirt is mine, and what mine is mine!
q767	v648	\N	12	That was an indirect tit grab! I won't wash this hand for a week!
q768	v1306	\N	12	Hey, young lady... Wanna have a heated discussion about the existence of virtual sex organs?
q769	v1392	\N	2	Hikaru, you'll grow up to be a good girl, even if not really bright, teacher guarantees.
q770	v2016	\N	2	You who would call yourself my master, hast thou the resolve to become what I am?
q771	v68	\N	3	But this kind of flaw is a good thing to have, otherwise I'd be too perfect!
q772	v972	\N	8	In which case, for whom do Nakano-senpai's bulges bulge for?
q773	v11	\N	47	...You stupid Shirou. I told you it hurts. ...I'm never going to have sex with you again.
q774	v17909	\N	14	Huh!? I haven't been drinking! I'm always seri~ous!... is what I'd like to say, but truth is I'm high. Like, really high.
q775	v2762	\N	-5	The fun times end here. If you think I won't kill you... You'll soon see you're wrong.
q776	v211	\N	28	If this was a bishoujo game, a choice window would pop up here.
q777	v914	\N	20	First of all, if everyone's equal, then why have I never had a girlfriend?
q778	v22230	c66161	11	Nope. Actually, uh, what guy would randomly carry around a pair of cat ears with them? That's a little creepy.
q779	v914	\N	12	I tried not to kill as much as I could help it, but I'm sure most of them are dead. Man, what a bummer.
q780	v1143	\N	-9	All right, go hunt them. Go destroy them to a certain extend.
q781	v7	\N	2	The years of accumulated perceptions exceedingly enumerate towards unknown equations of evolution.
q782	v183	\N	2	Ahh, how you've changed. I almost mistook you for a walking corpse.
q783	v3112	\N	-3	Aw crap, thought Junpei, I went too far. Oh well. It was a nice life, while it lasted...
q784	v23281	\N	11	Don't just marry me without my consent!
q785	v14269	\N	3	What the hell's with you?! Why are you even here?! I'll sue you depending on your answer!
q786	v5316	c895	5	What is this I hear? Are you trying to diss whipped cream? Is that what your words say?
q787	v18315	\N	0	Let's blend... our lives together.
q788	v11624	\N	6	Just where on earth do you greet people by massaging their breasts!?
q789	v211	\N	5	'Petting' apparently means something sexual.
q790	v1060	\N	14	I haven't got the foggiest idea who you are, but we're now hole brothers with this.
q791	v17018	\N	12	Only an idiot would smell something he knows will reek.
q792	v5	c1865	-6	Make it as mild as it can be please...
q793	v7769	\N	9	Give the edible insect research association a budget!
q794	v68	\N	34	Nice to meet you. I'm Keiichi's meow meow, Rika.
q795	v23742	\N	9	Yuragi politely thanked the hanny and then shattered him with her hammer.
q796	v430	\N	24	＿|￣|○ 
q797	v155	\N	4	That's right. I have a rank one qualification in gentlemanliness.
q798	v46744	\N	5	Onii-chan, big breasts are indeed the best!
q799	v1178	\N	8	Ahaha, should I drown you in my piss like this? It is the best way to die for a perverted teacher like you, don't you agree?
q800	v210	\N	0	He was probably the only true weirdo among us.
q801	v12692	\N	4	That's because I'm a tentacle.
q802	v1865	\N	7	Fundamentally, we Martians have sex by holding hands.
q803	v88	\N	0	Even the most trifling of words may result in a relationship mishap.
q804	v2930	\N	3	Yeah! I'm Pandam. Jean-Claude Pan Dam - that's my name.
q805	v22230	c66155	31	Look, I know you can't see it, but I DO have tits! They're there! There's actual softness there!
q806	v57	\N	-9	I'll murder you!
q807	v646	\N	6	And the moment when you actually came, did that happen to be inside, or perchance outside?
q808	v21552	\N	6	Converting the cost of everything into arcade game credits is a bad habit men have.
q809	v155	\N	9	That's like a third-rate line from a third-rate climax of a third-rate drama.
q810	v11033	\N	8	I don't make a habit of getting hit by cars in other people's dreams.
q811	v2341	\N	8	You won't ever understand how delicate and fragile, like the black, metallic body of a car, my heart is.
q812	v9093	\N	26	Hey, exactly how much of an age gap do you need to call somebody a "Lolicon"?
q813	v3161	c33085	6	Having to see a dude's penis in the middle of eating makes me start to lose my appetite.
q814	v729	c3141	4	Screw you, man! What gives you the right to ruin perfectly good trampling by a pretty girl?!
q815	v19073	c49563	71	I love lolis! Flat chests are the best! Nothing beats washboard boobs!
q816	v2016	\N	13	I love killing people.
q817	v1306	\N	2	Did H. R. Giger design this?
q818	v1027	\N	5	You must never set foot in that place. If you value your life. You must not even imagine what lies hidden inside. If you value your life.
q819	v414	\N	3	I remember Murakami-kun said punk music is 'anger', but in our case, it's more like 'people getting angry at us', huh?
q820	v9124	\N	10	My acting for the part of a dead tree was incredible. Everyone loved it.
q821	v11118	\N	1	This isn't the right time to Tell him that Eri gets Turned on by Taboo relantionships
q822	v44	\N	-2	But the flag of love is still a long way off!
q823	v26532	c85763	5	That's awfully sexist of you.
q824	v16221	\N	4	Asaga eagerly opened the bento container, revealing a mixture straight out of a hardcore tentacle fetish game.
q825	v11	\N	-2	You should just be surprised about one thing. You're not skilled enough to handle two.
q826	v97	\N	17	I can't see people as human
q827	v12402	\N	17	Spend eternity with me... in the gentle embrace of darkness.
q828	v747	\N	3	Attached? ATTACHED? That stupid clingy mutt covered my skirt in stinking, dirty slobber. It wasn't attached to me - it was harassing me!
q829	v12479	\N	6	By the way Hisui-chan, what's the size of your brother's Excalibur?
q830	v51	c4914	0	Haauu... it hurts... it hurts, Onii-chan...
q831	v14069	\N	12	If I were to hate your perverted side I would be denying your entire existence.
q832	v414	\N	2	You mean, punk rockers throw pies?
q833	v23281	\N	-1	Maybe we aren't going out, but you can still have your way with me if you want.
q834	v2122	\N	0	It makes me really thankful that I am the Anime and Visual Novel otaku that I am
q835	v17909	\N	10	I'm gonna cause an earthquake 'round here. 'Cause you see, my body's vibrator is now on max!
q836	v646	\N	9	I was born from a gun, I was raised with guns, and I'll die by a gun! Guns are my everything, and my life is a gun itself!
q837	v66	\N	2	Why are your movements so fluffy!? Isn't that strange!?
q838	v7773	\N	17	Lolicon is a crime!
q839	v912	\N	9	Man, alive people are great!
q840	v17	\N	15	I'm not getting enough vegetables...I'm not getting enough vegetables...I'm not...
q841	v4137	\N	14	Seriously... You guys are stupid, annoying, and... irreplaceable. I couldn't ask for better friends...
q842	v51	c4766	35	Actually, my granddad's dying wish was for me to not run in the corridors.
q843	v5883	c36546	28	Apologize! Y-You need to apologize to the 120 million lolicons nationwide!
q844	v2622	c3734	13	This is humanity's crystal of wisdom, an eroge.
q845	v765	c87844	6	Forgive me, Yuu-san. What I unloaded last night has already finished being replenished.
q846	v264	\N	6	I didn't know we had enough money to even worry about managing it.
q847	v10608	\N	7	I got called a doorknob...
q848	v273	\N	7	Because it's necromantic xylophone.
q849	v12849	c22771	4	I wonder what drove him to worship muscles?
q850	v36	\N	11	Hi, I'm Mr. Culprit
q851	v13	\N	25	I am a seagull.
q852	v3971	\N	16	Indian people don't tell lies.
q853	v1759	\N	10	Tsubasa-chan, you idiot! If you like breasts so much, you should just marry them!
q854	v39689	c119098	10	But she stinks kinda good.
q855	v2153	\N	42	We'll meet again. When something else cries.
q856	v10665	\N	5	Don't worry about it. They say that childhood trauma helps build character.
q857	v33	\N	22	I have a special power of forgetting people's faces after twelve hours.
q858	v13242	\N	9	I'm going to masturbate so kindly get out!
q859	v7721	\N	9	You looked handsome from behind, but that face is a bit of a consolation prize, isn't it...?
q860	v17	c32	24	When you close your eyes, I disappear.
q861	v3161	c14527	8	After you passed out, Lady Marisa was bent on waking you with a stun gun. I had a heck of a time to talk her out of it.
q862	v687	\N	4	The guests here eat, sleep, and hoard secrets like squirrels hoard nuts.
q863	v24803	\N	13	Yeah, that's it! Cocaine addiction!
q864	v82	\N	4	There's no such thing in this world as a person who isn't allowed to be happy. That's what I think.
q865	v15708	\N	9	Ahaha, you're right. Soujin does kinda have the air of a cactus about him.
q866	v1143	\N	13	Pu-puriiizu... meato... in my... mouse from... mooningu!
q867	v24	\N	-20	The person I love, my family and my relatives, everyone, everyone!! I'll protect them.
q868	v211	\N	-1	Sometimes I go shopping. I often need to buy more diaries.
q869	v39689	c119099	2	Oh, chill. That just means I get to go on an autistic rant about firearms history.
q870	v751	c241	3	I was in a dark forest, being chased by a scary man with scissors. It was horrible.
q871	v11	\N	33	Ridiculous, you do not understand even now...?! This is your final warning, Shirou. Please make lunch right now!
q872	v93	\N	9	Do not fear. There is no shame in being defeated, shame is in running away.
q873	v19769	\N	5	I only have one request: Could you help me realize the dream of making a hole into a forehead?
q874	v2016	\N	100	I have faith in my evil.
q875	v1474	\N	18	SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
q876	v7014	\N	5	Maaaan, lookit me chasin' down my dreams and shit. I am one frickin' extreme badass!
q877	v5	c193	17	My body may look strong as steel, but my heart is as soft as tissue. Can't you wrap your words in Saran wrap just a little?
q878	v231	\N	17	Does the flowchart of my life only lead to bad ends!?
q879	v18334	\N	-8	If I keep praying hard, I'll gain enough points to grade up to Platinum Class~
q880	v17909	\N	19	Well then, pleased to meet you Shiki. I'm gonna have you take responsibility for killing me, okay?
q881	v1474	\N	6	Those who ignore girls in puberty are straying from the right path.
q882	v17018	\N	12	Geniuses need to be idle.
q883	v716	\N	13	(Should I be grateful this coffee's only hot enough to give me 1st degree burns...?)
q884	v3271	\N	2	If there was a person completely superior to me, it would be no less than a god.
q885	v23281	\N	2	Is this, like, the plot of an anime?
q886	v16560	\N	8	And what comes now..... Well... I asked (my parents) and got permission to perform sexual intercourse with you, so...
q887	v32333	\N	5	MY CAREER PASSION IS TO NOT BE A STABBED HOMELESS GUY By Even Winter, Uncertified Life Coach
q888	v18770	\N	5	Wait, does this mean waifus can pop out of monitors now!?
q889	v2441	\N	5	I love you more than roast pork... more than fried rice, that Mai cooks for me... and a lot, a lot more than steak...!!!
q890	v28	\N	19	It's absolutely meaningless, just like the Japanese government nowadays.
q891	v7849	\N	0	So I've been accepted by the family, then? My tears of joy overflow at the prospect. I must be red as a beet right now
q892	v24110	\N	6	Ugh, you suck and I hate you.
q893	v430	\N	11	You know you look just as silly carrying a sword as I do without one.
q894	v914	\N	23	I'm not too familiar with law, but I believe lynching is illegal.
q895	v155	\N	8	In front of this lady, I guess even Buddha would become a wimp.
q896	v1178	\N	-1	My first time is with my student, moreover it is her first time too. Is that the right thing to do?!
q897	v8158	c9360	4	I spent all of last year's Shiomi Festival participating in a self-sponsored Reading Festival at my apartment, actually.
q898	v729	c3121	10	The horrid image of a 50-years-old man cross-dressing scarred my battered mind.
q899	v155	\N	5	Uh, Jin-san? Tsukasa-kun told me to tell you he's not here.
q900	v11203	\N	9	His hand that was like a knob grasshopper spider creeped over my public region.
q901	v19654	\N	10	A rice terrorist like you shouldn't look so pleased with yourself.
q902	v5154	\N	42	A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
q903	v17516	\N	3	Kunimi-kun, there's something I want to talk to you about. Bring a first-aid kit and meet me out back behind the school building.
q904	v10304	c18196	17	All right, me too, me too! Yuma, let's go take a piss together!
q905	v729	\N	4	To be honest... I am the owner of a very special sense of smell that can spot virgin boys and girls.
q906	v700	\N	2	I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm determined to get one this year. Too bad it's not easy as flipping a switch. Girlfriend on, girlfriend off.
q907	v74	\N	5	So, maids... really exist...
q908	v5154	\N	31	Wasn't rape. He had the pillow's consent.
q909	v2153	\N	63	I'm an intellectual rapist who enjoys exposing the things people try to hide, get it?
q910	v38	\N	3	...This is why mysterious creatures are a pain.
q911	v19125	\N	3	Real food can be pretty delicious, you know.
q912	v14265	c19047	17	So you want to feel the lingering warmth of her butt from her chair while she's gone!
q913	v751	\N	11	Don't underestimate me. I was Buddha in a previous life.
q914	v1327	\N	13	One who chases both breasts doesn't get a single one
q915	v747	\N	4	What a weak girl, to faint from a little stab in the ear.
q916	v24622	\N	-2	I've been teaching her all about the inferiority of whiteboys and their tiny dicks.
q917	v167	\N	1	Senpai is Senpai because you have a really bad personality
q918	v18157	c92042	16	I'm going to take a shower. Do you guys want anything?
q919	v22230	c66161	26	That really doesn't sound like a good reason to put the color of my NIPPLES into this database.
q920	v438	\N	6	Now that should make her Like Points up! I'm betting that she wants to spread her legs for me even now!
q921	v18830	\N	3	Michiru-sama, are you imitating an electric vibrator?
q922	v16103	\N	8	The only thing I had in my pockets was the underwear of my younger sister.
q923	v13912	\N	1	An invaluable component of every woman's beauty is a flawless ass.
q924	v13353	\N	10	So nobody woke you up...? You must have no friends.
q925	v1143	\N	5	Who are those, game characters? Can you see their panties?
q926	v231	\N	12	I spank bad children like you with my 'Super West Invincible Robot, Version No: 28.72, Upgrades: It's just stronger, dammit!'
q927	v2016	\N	25	The devil I shall meet, the devil I shall cut. The saint I shall meet, the saint I shall cut.
q928	v4806	\N	5	On top of that, you thought you'd go around making these delicious omelets. You got some nerve, punk.
q929	v870	\N	7	I haven't seen you since I watched your sleeping face with binoculars this morning
q930	v646	\N	7	Fine let's take this outside... Oh wait, we're already outside. Let's take this inside!
q931	v22313	\N	22	The world gently breathes a sigh—— in its chest, in its eyes... and in its heart.
q932	v617	\N	3	Damn that attitude of hers! She ran into me and won't even apologize. Some woman.
q933	v5585	\N	11	Having hairs around your dick does not make you an adult.
q934	v22702	\N	4	If someone were to draw a diagram of my brain right now, it would be filled with the word "fart".
q935	v648	\N	7	I don't care how many Bad Ends I get, I'll have my revenge!
q936	v44	\N	23	Stories...? What, porn games have stories?
q937	v2002	\N	34	How do i know that? Because I, too, have few friends! Muhahaha!
q938	v71	\N	4	What is a 'date'? A very philosophical question indeed!
q939	v31083	c104360	2	Ugh, pineapples on pizza is a crime against humanity
q940	v5871	\N	1	Tsk, tsk, tsk. You just don't get it, Kasumi-chin. Isn't it precisely because it's a game that we can go all out?
q941	v6245	c3508	17	Ooh. The identity of the unidentified flying object was my sister.
q942	v1159	\N	13	Ehh, what is this? My dick is too small that it can't even tear the hymen. Heyyy! Is that it?
q943	v496	c4522	4	That's wonderful, Onii-chan! It's amazing how you can find happiness even in meaningless things!!
q944	v47	\N	2	In essence I can lock him up in a room and teach him this and that!
q945	v13046	\N	0	Small! She just said small to my face!
q946	v24	\N	51	Uryu...... Doing all of the Seven Sisters would be pretty tough......
q947	v5883	\N	17	Listen up. Boing refers to a woman's breasts. This'll be on the exam.
q948	v28253	\N	11	Motherfucker, you ain't Catholic. You're just a weirdo cosplayer.
q949	v438	\N	7	I see that guys are kinda closer to being an animal than girls are. I pity them a little now...
q950	v8158	\N	4	Apparently we're taking on the universe now... How could I not have noticed?
q951	v5451	\N	9	You put your thumb, fore and middle finger in the three holes of the bowling ball. It's like fiddling with the anus, vagina and clitoris at the same time.
q952	v3110	\N	8	One gram of breast is worth one kilogram of gold.
q953	v548	\N	9	Hmm? Do I need a reason? I'm here because I'm a soldier, much like yourself. War is our profession, murder our currency.
q954	v19073	c44770	39	...Treat me like an adult while patting my head, Master.
q955	v9205	\N	7	You've just earned the right to call yourself the head cook of the underworld. A Hell's Chef, if you will.
q956	v747	\N	12	My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in!
q957	v1491	\N	6	Zubannn!! (←Sound of stepping on the gas)
q958	v18498	c40664	8	Bwahaha! I'll just ward them off with my secret technique: Friendly Greeting!
q959	v1155	\N	1	You don't need to be so nervous. The expectations on you aren't that high.
q960	v28712	\N	9	I've already made my preparations... I've wrapped my pillow with a towel so it'll be alright even if it gets wet with my tears!
q961	v765	\N	2	Seika-sama has identified you as Tanaka... It is therefore your duty to change your name to Tanaka Funyatarou or something.
q962	v16560	\N	5	Thank you very much, Super-beautiful big-breasted onee-san!
q963	v12794	\N	3	If you're about to die, why do you care who I am? Clearly, you're not serious about this at all.
q964	v21935	\N	4	I am joking. Humans succumbing to the ravages of time and losing their minds is hilarious.
q965	v238	\N	0	What's this?.....This.....fluffy bunch?
q966	v18498	c40662	5	Yes, it is. There's no doubt about it. The entire universe would implode, and all because of your failure to use contraception, Setsuna-san.
q967	v18498	c40662	11	I was only trying to kill you! That's all, I swear!
q968	v31083	c104346	3	Even if I get lost, all I have to do is follow your scent, Nyoro, and I'll be right back with you!
q969	v4	\N	-14	Both of you are weird!
q970	v167	\N	10	We didn't even need the choice pop-up window.
q971	v648	\N	10	The person without breasts, please become silent. Right now I'm speaking with Yuuma-san
q972	v7849	\N	10	She was a bonafide pro. A real expert at taking people's clothes off. Disturbingly well-practiced.
q973	v4806	c714	15	Your majestic panties have graced us with their presence?
q974	v5871	\N	2	I am the confidant of many a woman's interior. And I shall accept the curves of your vase shall you so offer!
q975	v4511	c21402	-3	Boss! Mr. Hirata isn't in the area.
q976	v1894	\N	4	Don't skip school for no reason, only lowlifes do that.
q977	v31083	c104344	7	Chuko being bitten by a rat. That's like cannibalism!
q978	v11712	\N	7	Raika-san, saying "Manko" is shameless! Add an 'O' atleast.
q979	v2016	\N	20	I must fight, therefore I shall.
q980	v5883	\N	9	I bet his coworkers think he's gay. That's my women's intuition talking. Nothing wrong with that!
q981	v1001	\N	15	Blue sky, white clouds, gray concrete, crimson blood, a stiff corpse sprawling about, and a slutty naked girl. It's a scenery Manabu would like.
q982	v2093	\N	4	You'll get turned on by a pill, but not by me?
q983	v156	\N	7	Thief! Give me back my first kiss!
q984	v12246	\N	13	Before you two show each others' nipples, can I talk to you a little bit?
q985	v10597	\N	7	But, the city's great, isn't it? People walk around with their eyes fixed to their cellphone screens and then crash into utility poles, don't they.
q986	v264	\N	8	I'm a walking microwave oven of love, papa!
q987	v2368	\N	0	All you men are such children. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
q988	v1392	\N	6	Really? When there is someone you love, they grow bigger?
q989	v238	\N	5	I was dead for a while.
q990	v105	\N	11	No, it's okay. I'll make your afro bigger as punishment.
q991	v19073	\N	7	You flirting with them too!? Do you think you're some kinda harem protagonist or something!?
q992	v1143	\N	11	Please start hitting us by the alphebetical order, Gakuto's first.
q993	v93	\N	12	It's like... someone's injecting homemade apple pie directly into my brain.
q994	v13912	\N	10	Breasts are only copying what the ass has been doing for millions of years.
q995	v1377	\N	12	Besides, knowing everything there is to know about my classmates is like, my duty as walking libido.
q996	v729	\N	4	And this here is what we call classic Tsundere! Be sure to take notes because it'll be on the test, okay?
q997	v13046	\N	4	How would doing your best change anything about your temperature?
q998	v21017	\N	0	Not much. Same old same old. Soaked panties like usual. Heehee...
q999	v8158	\N	4	My, you really don't remember? Meat and potato stew... has a lot of meat and potatoes in it, don't you know?
q1000	v9093	\N	19	Her expression was telling me that if this was America and she sued me, she would have won.
q1001	v4017	c19161	6	Yes, there can only be one meaning!!! Today's your safe day... TODAY'S YOUR SAFE DAY, ISN'T IT?!
q1002	v211	\N	6	Are you shitting me!? But, but, that, that's the real deal ain't it!? The real deal yakuza mobile!
q1003	v66	\N	0	We have no allies. No one will help us. We have to protect ourselves, by ourselves.
q1004	v414	\N	3	So this mother fucker costumer wants a fuckin' beer, right?
q1005	v548	c22060	25	My plan was to render her speechless with my manliness, then stride off into the darkness without turning back, all victorious-like.
q1006	v31	\N	9	What?! You're mean. A virgin has lust too. Don't take virgins lightly.
q1007	v1299	\N	7	Right here. The paperwork is here inside my heart.
q1008	v19444	\N	6	A-As long as you're gentle... I'll be daijoubu.
q1009	v23281	\N	-1	Sheesh, Shuu, there's no tail-ing how I'm gonna react if you keep purr-aising me like this.
q1010	v13	\N	5	All girls are bad with machines, you know!
q1011	v6458	\N	3	I've asked God for an answer. It was no use.
q1012	v5154	\N	7	There! Your guardian spirit is a red wiener!
q1013	v8158	\N	8	A true Library Club member realizes that the only path worth travelling is the one you read a book on.
q1014	v1894	\N	0	He scared me, so I did something scary.
q1015	v17018	\N	17	The assumption that you'll get something out of reading books will ruin you.
q1016	v1155	\N	3	It follows that learning about maids equals learning about medieval Europe. It's valid for your report.
q1017	v18830	\N	2	Not too far away, Sakaki Yumiko is buying her own set of handcuffs online.
q1018	v16743	\N	5	One day, I'll also succumb to the reproductive instincts in our DNA and get myself one of those high-frequency-wave-emitting creatures to live together.
q1019	v238	\N	3	Forgive me for making more passes at you from here on
q1020	v167	\N	1	Hey! Why is my mouth answering so honestly!?
q1021	v68	\N	17	Where is the reset button for my life?!
q1022	v18807	\N	6	It's a cheap trick I can do because I have no voice! I can't read what I said either!
q1023	v7721	\N	3	You've got a pretty face, but you don't look like a very interesting man. Pass.
q1024	v24	\N	16	The next head is me. And my first action will be to shove my fist into your face...!
q1025	v729	\N	12	Apparently there was no bridge boobs couldn't cross.
q1026	v156	\N	8	That's right, idiots don't catch colds.
q1027	v5871	\N	2	Lies and wishes look a lot alike.
q1028	v2016	\N	2	If you committed the same crime, then you should receive the same punishment.
q1029	v20194	\N	0	She's a rabid dog! She just mauls anything that moves, no questions asked.
q1030	v12849	c22771	23	She's holding up a laptop toward the sky. Is she offering it to a god or something?
q1031	v747	c58175	0	...Oookay. There is definitely a massive lump under the duvet. There's definitely someone hiding here.
q1032	v24	\N	72	It's like "sucker merry barrels". What do you get if you take out the e's and r's?
q1033	v16695	\N	7	Mm? Well, he wouldn't die even if I killed him, so I tore off his arms and legs and threw him into the exit.
q1034	v1660	c2853	11	A shinigami pointing out faults in Japan's goverment is completely unheard of. Does this mean that present-day politics are going to die soon?
q1035	v16560	\N	8	If you come another time without knocking, I'll ram my bamboo spear into your ass.
q1036	v14265	c21481	9	You say that, but you look pale. It'd be an issue if you're stupid when you're wearing glasses.
q1037	v12849	\N	14	Turn to the sky, and don't avert your eyes. The answer lies there...
q1038	v6572	\N	5	Abracadabra, baby! Welcome to life as a magical girl!
q1039	v67	c3786	25	Dead people don't like to play by the rules here in Hinamizawa.
q1040	v1896	\N	1	Despair, and be destroyed.
q1041	v1311	\N	10	La la la la la la la...Time to SPLIT THE EARTH.
q1042	v3	\N	12	Onee-sama... Why did you turn into a man...?
q1043	v10608	c10503	7	I hate lovebirds when one of them isn't meeeee~!
q1044	v1155	\N	11	This is bad, I'm pretty sure his game folder contains lots of games about little sisters.
q1045	v8158	\N	6	Don't demean yourself. You have plenty to offer, like... plenty to offer
q1046	v23428	\N	0	Oi, whore, what about I put some concrete inside your pussy?
q1047	v5136	\N	10	I hated her ! Whooo !! Wanted to murder it !! Whooo !!
q1048	v28576	\N	13	Lunch with a corpse was quite fulfilling.
q1049	v16044	\N	3	Does that mean if I kissed you, I'd get to share an indirect kiss with her?
q1050	v564	\N	7	Men convert the pain of being whipped into a pleasant feeling.
q1051	v39689	\N	11	I spent a year of my life making this fucking game, get back in there and play it.
q1052	v26414	\N	-10	You're using some kinda hypnosis app, aren't you?! Tell us where you got it!
q1053	v99	\N	0	Don't hesitate. You can praise me more.
q1054	v97	\N	8	Of course. We can just use the refrigerator next door.
q1055	v46744	\N	8	Incest is bad, so I'm satisfied by just doing sexual harrassment to you, Onii-chan.
q1056	v22728	\N	13	If I keep reporting to you, are you gonna give me a cushy-ass administrator's desk job and support my extravagant lifestyle or some shit?
q1057	v15708	\N	9	I don't mean in a bad way. You're creepy in a good way... yeah, a good way.
q1058	v7014	\N	26	I was in so much shock at having committed a murder, dude, I completely forgot about it!
q1059	v6710	\N	11	H-He planted his seed in me! This man planted his seed in me!!
q1060	v729	\N	15	Sometimes love just starts off with some good, old-fashioned rape, you know?
q1061	v700	\N	2	...I can handle reading it, but I really don't want to experience being eaten!
q1062	v23281	\N	5	Okay, so like... I've been thinking! And no, that is not your cue for a mean joke about me being dumb, got it?
q1063	v2968	\N	1	We were born in different places, and I'm sure we'll die in different places as well!
q1064	v945	\N	46	I have never seen anyone talk so heatedly and so defensively about absolutely nothing before.
q1065	v131	\N	4	Being in a place devoid of sweets, gardens and smiles is more trying than I anticipated.
q1066	v211	\N	74	I am... Bin Laden.
q1067	v57	\N	0	I don't need fame and I can't feed myself with romance.
q1068	v1474	\N	4	I'd prefer you drop gold when defeated.
q1069	v26394	c97907	12	Boy, do you know how little I fear the word malpractice?
q1070	v16208	\N	3	Don't get jealous of yourself.
q1071	v23742	\N	13	Alex made a mental note: even girls sweat.
q1072	v12759	\N	1	Humans must live their life in fear of eventual loss.
q1073	v232	\N	1	The words of a little girl are causing me to alternate between joy and sorrow.
q1074	v13631	c17297	12	You ask what we will do? It doesn't need to be said. I will go where I must and do what I must.
q1075	v4017	\N	2	With the grace of a professional matador, I sidestepped the charging bull!
q1076	v2153	\N	20	......I won't say anything perverted, so keep your hands off my ass.
q1077	v1299	c73543	11	Nonsense, filth, codswallop, FLIMFLAM!
q1078	v5943	\N	9	The main component of bishoujo game is H scenes. Everything else is just like a bonus.
q1079	v19773	\N	10	Oh No you didn't. De-su my ass-u.
q1080	v60	\N	7	The floor drank one of my beers.
q1081	v5	\N	13	My muscle is screaming! It's screaming out!!
q1082	v16103	\N	5	If you don't get angry, I can't show you my panties as apology!
q1083	v60	\N	0	Then play with me!
q1084	v26523	\N	22	I've got to keep it in! I've got to keep the snarling beast of my virginity in its cage!
q1085	v4511	c21402	10	Oh, look at this! Just kidding. I didn't find anything.
q1086	v31064	\N	-3	Do you think they make lambskin balloons?
q1087	v7679	\N	22	Anyways, as punishment for making me misunderstand, I decided to eat my wife for dinner that night.
q1088	v1726	\N	5	You think every guy will do anything if a girl ask him to!? I'm a man who can say "No"!
q1089	v124	\N	10	As the king it's my duty to sample chocolates everywhere!
q1090	v12246	\N	4	Yes, They do talk. Tress probably can talk, but they usually just hide it
q1091	v74	\N	1	This taste..... Could it be......... because I did not add enough subtle flavoring?
q1092	v7014	\N	7	Meaningless death just gets me all giddy inside! Reminds me that things could be worse!
q1093	v21852	\N	24	My three options were to lose an arm, be locked up, or become her friend.
q1094	v6710	\N	9	I challenge you to a naked duel!
q1095	v29	\N	2	There is no "if" and no way to erase the past.
q1096	v7260	\N	6	There are no beings as scary as humans.
q1097	v5000	\N	9	Yup, such a perv. Boys who get along with girls are pervs. It's common sense.
q1098	v6572	\N	3	Truth...? This world is nothing but corruption, treachery, and lies. What meaning is there in 'truth?'
q1099	v2123	\N	7	In the real world, the only ending available is "death".
q1100	v2002	\N	31	Stop applying your eroge brain to reality
q1101	v18162	\N	4	Don't worry about it. Girls generally don't have much physical strength, and those sensitive to the cold, in particular, tend to fall more easily.
q1102	v155	\N	22	no translation
q1103	v10608	c6834	10	That's right, your sexual tool! Th-The male reproductive genital organ! U-Understand? Hurry up and take it out!
q1104	v4028	\N	5	It should be common sense to think that it's absurd for the Food Research Club to never perform any actual research.
q1105	v30	\N	9	Fly! What else is a cape for? Just look at Superman, Batman and Spiderman!
q1106	v231	\N	12	It doesn't matter how lame you look, as long as you win in the end! I don't wanna hear shit from a loser who doesn't even know that!
q1107	v1484	c56083	18	I put too many tampons in! Some of them must have gone deep inside of my pussy... I'll never get them out!
q1108	v3111	\N	8	Because I'm a Russian! Biologically, Russians eat caviar as their staple food. And vodka! Both biologically contain all the required nutrient for a day.
q1109	v21261	\N	0	You don't need to know how to swing to get through life, so whatever. Also, a little bit of clumsiness makes me cuter.
q1110	v5943	\N	15	Yes. My favorite game genre is galge and eroge. Or more like, I almost don't play anything else.
q1111	v548	\N	22	How come I'm not the protagonist? This casting choice sucks.
q1112	v44	\N	19	My computer got a virus called "HIV", and if I start it up, smoke comes out of it.
q1113	v10641	\N	5	Bukkake... Such an erotic world!
q1114	v5883	\N	9	If this was an anime, it'd be cancelled due to low ratings.
q1115	v2002	\N	74	Silence, you unfaithful bastard! Your 2D wives are crying.
q1116	v1896	\N	5	Muuu not good, super very not good. One week before the world ends level of not good.
q1117	v700	\N	6	Oh, poor Lyner... you go out with so many under aged girls, you can't remember them all.
q1118	v66	\N	14	I can drive this. I've studied it in racing manga.
q1119	v20194	\N	7	Just grab your gun and shout 'Die, normie, die! I'll kill you, you fuckin' normie!' You almost never miss that way!
q1120	v264	\N	1	Well, my thigh area gets wiggly. What could that be?
q1121	v183	\N	9	If physical strength were everything, this planet would still be ruled by the dinosaurs.
q1122	v284	\N	15	Wait, that means I fucked a cat... Geeeeeeeh!
q1123	v92	\N	7	Insensitive aren't you...must be a birth defect...Yashiro is a girl you know?
q1124	v1896	\N	3	Ayaya's as hyper as a manga artist pulling all-nighters every day of the year.
q1125	v14265	\N	-2	All right! Let's get cracking on making an observatory that rivals the Hubble telescope, then!
q1126	v68	\N	17	...It's good to be a doctor... because I get to touch the skin of young people many times, and I can turn them into my slaves with a little injection... 
q1127	v9205	\N	3	Wait, were you arrested? Maybe you wanna sue? Or want to be sued?
q1128	v716	\N	6	I'm an artist. A really good portrait artist! I'm not a loser after all!
q1129	v156	\N	8	D, did you hear that!? Arata said he wanted to think!
q1130	v2368	\N	7	What's responsibility? Does it taste good?
q1131	v17	\N	18	Naturally, I knows the hacker
q1132	v10680	\N	15	Shut up, you Swiss. Go donate all of your blood 'til you die.
q1133	v7723	\N	10	That is not true. Modern rice cookers can record television over the internet.
q1134	v15538	\N	13	Uh, "Meow. What's up?" isn't the answer I'm looking for...
q1135	v20330	c55337	15	No... She isn't under eighteen... It doesn't show, but I can feel it.
q1136	v20	\N	21	I was about to die, but it wasn't a big deal.
q1137	v751	c304	49	That's right. You are a shithead. You are Mister Shit. The shit controls you. In fact, you are nothing but shit.
q1138	v700	\N	2	The finishing move would be the Super Ultra Wonderful Maximum Eccentric Grande Hyper Wonderful Sweet Time Service Mighty Bomb!
q1139	v436	\N	24	GOOOOOOOOOOD!!! If I'd known this was going to happen, I would've raped you last night!!!
q1140	v7	\N	71	Dead people can't be alive!
q1141	v88	\N	9	As punishment, I had to complete a redemption assignment. It was specifically designed to make suicide seem like an attractive alternative.
q1142	v10304	c18175	17	Do you want to take a look at the toilet I just used this much?
q1143	v7184	\N	4	Gravity is love, you know.
q1144	v715	\N	19	Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!
q1145	v515	\N	15	I was a patron of that dismembered slut over there.
q1146	v88	\N	8	German girls are the most beautiful in the world! Hooray for Volkerwanderung!
q1147	v7723	\N	8	I've taught you how to eat your food, shoot a gun and handle a woman. You can do the rest by yourself, right?
q1148	v23288	c72073	18	My name is LiLi Lil Lilli Linda Litter Lauria Lindria Bullitnia desu wa!
q1149	v2342	\N	9	Hahaha! Your image has crumbled, Yukinojou! Do you understand it now, Freshman Girl? He's also human. He too goes to the toilet, and he even farts!
q1150	v14018	\N	79	And that was how my career as a voice actor in gay porn for girls porn began.
q1151	v123	\N	22	Oh, there's a cat. I can put that cat in my anus...
q1152	v15	c26787	26	Raping girls is your job!?
q1153	v34090	\N	9	When I look at Nekomata-san, （エ エ）← she is looking at Matsuri with a face like that.
q1154	v646	\N	2	Your hands must be clean, your heart must be fiery, and your mind must be serene.
q1155	v26414	c85057	37	As I pray, unlimited crepe works!
q1156	v9092	\N	8	Hinano's tongue, which is trained daily with Chupa Chups, violates my mouth with incredible skill.
q1157	v414	\N	1	I wonder why people on the internet are so naive to trust everything that's on there.
q1158	v4	\N	11	It bends here~
q1159	v124	\N	10	You have to admit, I do look a bit like a Christmas tree... I'd really rather not, of course...
q1160	v17909	\N	13	We had kept calling each other 'idiot' until the word lost all meaning.
q1161	v299	\N	0	There, the fire will hide my tracks! Haaa~hahaha!!!!!
q1162	v30301	\N	6	we arent bondig over myfucking macroni puke, like this itsnt a 'moment' were having
q1163	v14269	c17415	11	Shit! I should've picked someone I could win an argument against! Otonashi! Otonashi, where are you?! Come here and lose miserably to me!
q1164	v5154	\N	14	Wow, I made Sakaki-san say "fellatio"... Hey, try saying "penis" now!
q1165	v10804	\N	-3	Why are people with red eyes constantly popping up? The internet is too scary!
q1166	v39689	c119099	6	A lot of people roll their eyes at it. 'Oh boy. Another mecha anime about depression.'
q1167	v5316	c891	2	In a bizarre turn of events, May is now greeting her assailant
q1168	v11726	\N	7	I want to practice fellatio on this handsome man's flute.
q1169	v3161	\N	4	Usually it tastes salty and nasty, but this time it tasted kind of like strawberry yogurt.
q1170	v716	\N	13	"Should not exist"? Ha... Sounds like you're describing yourself, Trite.
q1171	v31064	\N	5	Okay, guys, be sure to tune in next week when we take on a serious topic: celebrity side-boob.
q1172	v10026	\N	8	WRYYYYYY-!!
q1173	v4424	\N	4	I can speak English. But I can not speak Japanese. Repeat after me!
q1174	v103	\N	8	Then I had the following sequence of thoughts: (1) man, this is weird; (2) hmm, I certainly didn't build that fire; (3) so she must have; (4) man, this is weird.
q1175	v67	\N	0	O ho ho. I can't help it, everybody loves me, right?
q1176	v700	\N	1	Installing can be very painful. But, it could bring happiness if a partner installs with love.
q1177	v71	\N	4	The bloodstains fit you perfectly.
q1178	v3161	\N	4	Duh. We just have to inject it into your balls.
q1179	v153	\N	6	It... it would be an honor to be killed by your cooking, Mistress Rumi!
q1180	v18498	c40662	5	I assume you were spared because you left your underwear as an offering, Setsuna-san.
q1181	v3161	c33085	8	The day's only just started and I'm already up to my elbows in shit. I'm pooped, in more ways than one.
q1182	v2047	\N	7	You could've burned off the semen tails in the dick of my soul!!!
q1183	v29383	\N	7	I believe that everything will work out as long as there's love.
q1184	v50	c15	58	I am now explaining the concept of sexual harassment to a hero of mythological times.
q1185	v4806	\N	9	Even if your chest were so incredibly flat that you could play billiards on it, I'd still think you're the cutest girl in the world.
q1186	v3892	\N	5	Ngah-! Having this superb blade in my skull just makes me that much smarter!
q1187	v3766	\N	16	Aan... In my Hapsburg... Shuichi, put your manly Baskville in my dirty Hapsburg!
q1188	v28253	\N	6	Just like every cultured person, I think the only good Englishman is a dead Englishman.
q1189	v4017	\N	12	Busy? BUSY?! What could possibly be more important than strip-mahjong?!
q1190	v382	\N	-1	I am a shrine maiden who was born to offer the pure blood of my line to a hero.
q1191	v492	\N	1	Me? I'm okay. After all, loli-peta has its own weapons.
q1192	v1141	c9499	41	What was that! Shit! Dick in ya mouth!
q1193	v30301	\N	3	jesus crist persee shutthe fuck up
q1194	v599	\N	6	I have captured the tick tock croc from the inside, and now he obeys me! Yo-ho!
q1195	v1306	\N	10	If you wanna fuck, then go fuck yourself in the afterlife!
q1196	v812	\N	2	But master is master's master, so you're master.
q1197	v14069	\N	4	Don't worry, I also love sleeping.
q1198	v7679	\N	7	You're totally playing up to power of human spit!
q1199	v9678	\N	8	Brother, you can just hit your head on a piece of mabo tofu and die!
q1200	v1460	\N	-1	Everyone, you'll all stay here. Dust, your duty is to protect them, even if it'd cost your own life. Because... these chicks are _my_ women.
q1201	v1143	\N	4	Don't seek comfort or dreams in reality.
q1202	v31083	c104357	15	I... I am not a... goody... two-shoes... The real... the real me... wants to pee on the carpet and play mahjong all night long!!
q1203	v18567	\N	6	Please, put me in your mouth!!!
q1204	v11856	\N	9	I'll present you with the entirety of the melon bread I bought at lunch then forgot about and subsequently squished on accident.
q1205	v97	\N	67	A single person produces more meat than I expected
q1206	v9880	\N	4	NEETs can become melons? Now that's evolution.
q1207	v50	\N	20	So, what car do you drive? Beser-CAR?
q1208	v31659	\N	17	This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
q1209	v5883	c36546	22	If I tell him that I'll step on him, he'll do anything.
q1210	v914	\N	12	Let's all take a bath together! Let's strengthen our bonds by socializing naked!
q1211	v21552	\N	4	But needle-less to say, I'm bad at sewing.
q1212	v24622	\N	0	I let you eat my asshole every night. Don't you think my pussy should be reserved for straight guys?
q1213	v5154	\N	38	I very nearly took out my cell phone and tweeted 'The rain in Spain falls mainly on my lady jane #wet.
q1214	v17018	\N	37	Just a quick disclaimer here: I have no interest in men.
q1215	v20148	\N	6	Trust a gamer to set his life on hard mode!
q1216	v27519	\N	19	Can we step away from committing seppuku tonight...?!
q1217	v27519	\N	-10	Nope, this isn't some kind of joke. Look this up online if you don't believe me.
q1218	v27519	\N	4	Penalty game! Penalty game! Penalty game! Penalty game!
q1219	v933	\N	3	Really, nowadays? Aren't they worried about terrorist attacks or something?
q1220	v933	\N	9	Oh, but you would. Let me tell you, three years and eight months ago, I didn't eat that curry yogurt they had on sale, and I regret it so much to this day! Believe me you
q1221	v933	\N	15	That's phil-o-sophical! A very filosophical question! Hm, yes, very deep, quite profound! You're stupid, but that question wasn't bad at all!
q1222	v2632	\N	16	I... I never knew the bathroom ghost with the terrifying voice could have such a sad backstory!
q1223	v7809	\N	15	Okay, okay, okay. So it's a story about poor Mr. Schrödinger and his beloved cat, right?
q1224	v7809	\N	4	Hey! The sofa's comfort level is very useful!
q1225	v7809	\N	1	You're one idiotic girl, you know that? In other words, an IG!
q1226	v7809	\N	10	Wait...why does she smell like...old people and booze...?
q1227	v7809	\N	13	Did you think it was a nipple with two hairs growing out of it?
q1228	v7809	\N	-1	Ah, clever. If you get wasted, you can just puke into here.
q1229	v7809	\N	24	Lemme be straight with you: Your shit is wack. Like, hella wack.
q1230	v7809	\N	9	Why the hell would you hide a diary in your crotch?!
q1231	v7809	\N	22	Ha! Now that's funny. You must've done a lot of drugs to look like that at twenty-two.
q1232	v26553	\N	2	If I wanted to get blue-collared the hard way, I'd borrow Jasmynn's jean short-shorts and stand assumingly around the motel.
q1233	v26553	\N	5	I thought about trolling, y'know, and writing 'I EAT THE BABY' and hopping up and down on the crib, but I don't know...
q1234	v26553	\N	-1	If someone comes running at me with a syringe, I'm using you as a meat-shield.
q1235	v26553	\N	4	My parents sell fucking ice cream! How can you hate the ice cream family?!
q1236	v26553	\N	6	Are you saying I have a gay face?
q1237	v26553	\N	7	Yo Maria, what the fuck... don't pour booze on the Rape-Ghost. We honor our... our dead bad-touchers on this night.
q1238	v22692	\N	0	By the way, I'm a shemale, and I have a really big cock.
q1239	v22692	\N	0	Don't worry, I respect for your virgin ass.
q1240	v22692	\N	-1	it seems to me that my cock is full cum! <3
q1241	v44	\N	28	I imagine what those bitches would sound like if they were tortured by the Spanish Inquisition.
q1242	v4	\N	32	Look at the Old Testament! It was Eve who caused Adam's fall! A woman!
q1243	v4	\N	64	YOU'RE STILL TEN YEARS TOO EARLY TO LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER'S ASS!
q1244	v33	\N	13	It may be embarrassing at first... but when when you get used to it there's no better way to know someone than socializing nude.
q1245	v33	\N	21	Look, marriage isn't all like 'oooh, romantic'. It's just drudgery and then divorce.
q1246	v33	\N	12	I'm going to kick your ass so hard it'll tear you in half.... later.
q1247	v34090	\N	5	But what about the dodos?
q1248	v43470	c124874	5	We're clearly not going to blow up the elevator! Let's rethink this!
q1249	v43470	c124875	7	Stop, the microwave kid's obviously not going to sacrifice themself. Their body's far too scrawny to contain any sort of blast.
q1250	v24110	\N	9	I see a criminal, I punch. Gotta stop 'em running somehow.
q1251	v24110	\N	8	Jeez, we're grown men. We've outgrown the concept of "friends."
q1252	v24110	\N	17	I made my peace with being hated in order to get shit done.
q1253	v24110	\N	9	I talk so much shit, it's hard to remember all of it.
q1254	v24110	\N	7	Yes, stimulation. I crave it. Murder, theft. The good stuff.
q1255	v1281	\N	16	Cancelling Christmas got cancelled, so I reinstated Christmas.
q1256	v1281	\N	8	Well, I just thought that I wanted to become your boiled egg.
q1257	v417	\N	1	Only you are going to Hell. Oh, how I envy you.
q1258	v17018	\N	46	I like busty women in their late forties with huge asses.
q1259	v8158	\N	10	Heheh... I'm starting to get turned on from handing out flyers these days
q1260	v8158	\N	2	How many monster trucks does it take to hold all your love?
q1261	v8158	\N	3	Don't you 'hello' me, you boob beast.
q1262	v8158	\N	5	You two get along too well. It reminds me of how single I am.
q1263	v8158	\N	8	Reality is so unrealistic. We all lost to a guy in drag.
q1264	v8158	\N	4	Is anyone going to retort to that first part? Or do they all think I'm on the sex offender registry?
q1265	v16714	c40686	2	Fuck your mother... Oh, I see. No one even wants to fuck your mother, and your daddy's busy fucking some other woman.
q1266	v16714	c40692	0	We're always doing the wrong things... how are we going to tell the kids that to be a grown up is a thing to be proud of?
q1267	v16714	c40686	2	Did he see my panty with a bear on it!? Did he!? If he saw it, I have to marry him! No way! I want to marry daddy!
q1268	v16714	c40686	3	If we pay a lot of money, could we change the baby into a girl?
q1269	v16714	c40687	0	She once made a dinosaur from a milk carton. It looked good, though.
q1270	v16714	c40687	1	The attendance sheet is chaotic. And errors just keep popping out of the latest Windows 95...
q1271	v16714	c40687	-1	Blood turns the river scarlet.
q1272	v16714	c40687	0	Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
q1273	v16714	c40692	0	Children often go astray, not because of bad nature, but because of lack of recognition with love.
q1274	v16714	c40688	2	What kind of father would let his girl wander around without a circumcision?!
q1275	v16714	c40687	0	Heaven without the others is in fact, hell of loneliness. ...We became humans because we were afraid of being alone from the start.
q1276	v16714	c40692	0	Discrimination and alienation among ethnic groups are the worst are the worst enemies against education. They are poisons to civilization.
q1277	v16714	c40692	2	Why do they want to feel superior? Because they see no merit in themselves.
q1278	v16714	c40687	-6	She doesn't hate the forest anymore. Just like I like to take off my shoes and run in the forest.
q1279	v16714	c40687	0	Therefore, he believes that people can only learn how to be a human being in a lifetime, but it is impossible to be a god.
q1280	v16714	c40686	0	I had to grow to the point where people would listen to me and my words would be given value.
q1281	v16714	c40686	0	I am willing to be that side, I am willing to pay forgiveness first, in order for one day, I can be fairly recognized.
q1282	v16714	c40694	1	I'm not hated by others, they don't deserve to hate me, it was me who hated them in the first place.
q1283	v16714	c40687	1	Thinking about it carefully, the survival skills we really need in life are really not learned in school.
q1284	v43470	c124885	1	Y'know, red wire, blue wire, you gotta cut one! Like the movies!
q1285	v43470	c124875	12	Call me crazy, but perhaps fire and explosives shouldn't mix.
q1286	v43470	c124873	-1	So you think this egg is just cranky and needs a nap?
q1287	v43470	c124885	6	Everyone's always mad at the idea guy.
q1288	v43470	c124873	-7	Hmph, what a prude.
q1289	v43470	c124876	7	Teardrops in the spring, can you hear me sing? La la la la, dee dee dee dee.
q1290	v43470	c124876	10	Locomotive in motion. I think I lost my lotion. The window shows the ocean. Oh wait, there's my lotion.
q1291	v43470	c124876	2	My starved stomach babbled, though I ignore my grumbling tummy. For the eggs I recieved are scrambled, when I asked for my eggs sunny.
q1292	v13325	\N	11	Whoa whoa?! Nii-san? Why do you exist?!
q1293	v22505	\N	23	As far as I was concerned, they were the stupid ones for going to school every day. Try thinking for yourself for once, dipshits.
q1294	v22505	\N	31	F-F-FLAG TRIIIIIIIIPPED!1!1!!
q1295	v22505	\N	50	In the heat of the moment, I'd given a serious, non-shitpost response.
q1296	v22505	\N	4	I don't give a damn about your salvation.
q1297	v22505	\N	21	Hmm, was this girl not actually 3D? A girl this cute couldn't be 3D!
q1298	v22505	\N	6	But compared to the usual girl who glared at everyone and everything... the girl whose weakness was on display right now... was far more beautiful.
q1299	v22505	\N	67	A N O T H E R F U C K I N G M E N T A L C A S E ? A N O T H E R G O D D A M N C H U U N I B Y O U ?
q1300	v22505	\N	46	I see a woman walking down the street? I imagine the whore naked! That's who I really am!
q1301	v22505	\N	7	That's who I am! I won't let other people like you decide who I am! I'll decide what I really am!
q1302	v22505	\N	4	I'm not your toy! I'm not some circus freak!
q1303	v22505	\N	33	I exist.
q1304	v22505	\N	34	Can't say I'm all that fond of tentacle porn, though.
q1305	v17101	\N	-6	Bruh.
q1306	v17101	\N	18	It was like God was doing a little trolling.
q1307	v17101	\N	14	Was fate itself trolling me?
q1308	v17101	\N	11	I am the captain of my soul. And you of yours. We will prove that!
q1309	v16337	\N	3	Every single bee's a light.
q1310	v1299	c73540	2	Every single bee's a light.
q1311	v548	\N	15	You make me sick, you piece of shit. How dare you copy my hair color...
q1312	v11033	\N	0	On dates, the man pays. Don't besmirch my dignity.
q1313	v11033	\N	3	Uhm, I guess we're discussing the infinite stupidity of males?
q1314	v11033	\N	0	Confidence and honesty were good things, but he could do with a little less of both.
q1315	v11033	\N	2	Illicit sexual relations are prohibited until you're a third-year, kids.
q1316	v11033	\N	1	You're not anyone's possession. Your body and soul are mine, but your will is your own. You're not a slave or a machine.
q1317	v11033	\N	2	It was an area without area. A world not of this world.
q1318	v11033	\N	14	Nikola Tesla. 72 years old. I'm a transfer student.
q1319	v11033	\N	1	This is how he begins his grand uprising? Searching for puppies and kittens?
q1320	v11033	\N	5	Just make sure you don't get yourself killed. Nobody gets away with dropping out for lack of a pulse on my watch.
q1321	v11033	\N	5	When your eyes are fixed on the horizon, it's easy to overlook the obstacles in your path.
q1322	v11033	\N	2	That's right. I'm a man of honor and courtesy, infinitely close to the ideal English Gentleman. I've never once conducted myself in an unmannerly fashion.
q1323	v11033	\N	9	Perhaps an enormous secret society is keeping me under constant observation, and furtively thwarts my attempts at finding love. A compelling theory, don't you think?
q1324	v44	\N	8	...So you're not giving me your semen?
q1325	v139	\N	16	Oh, crap... I got a boner from looking at another guy...
q1326	v42910	\N	0	I got the face! I got the look! I got the charisma! Just let me seduce the dragon!
q1327	v23657	\N	0	Do you have a donkey? Because we're here to KICK YOUR ASS!
q1328	v37138	\N	0	I've watched some documentaries. It's gotta be the same, right?
q1329	v38927	\N	9	Maybe killing people is actually fun!... I don't know yet!
q1330	v38927	\N	0	It's almost like she's proud of me for being a greedy asshole.
q1331	v38927	\N	0	How am I supposed to clean? Shoot at dirty things?
q1332	v30190	\N	-1	God, are you seriously going to scam me like this? When I said I'd take anyone, I assumed you knew this man would be an exception!
q1333	v30190	\N	0	She must really like you! I haven't seen her flustered since she was in the middle school and she peed her-
q1334	v30190	\N	11	My brother likes boys AND girls, actually. He's.. uh... Bisectional?
q1335	v30190	\N	0	If I hate you, what does it matter if I'm attracted to you or not?
q1336	v30190	\N	5	My mom bathing me in the blood of other infants for the first couple of months of my life is far from natural.
q1337	v30190	\N	0	That's very sweet of you, but weren't we going to make out?
q1338	v29794	\N	0	Yes I know Aisha from highschool. Aisha who's got a boyfriend. What about Aisha, who is definitely unavailable?
q1339	v11853	\N	7	No offense, Claire, but isn't it your job to know when you're being screwed?
q1340	v11853	\N	11	When I was a little girl, I wanted to be an astronaut. Unfortunately, a crushed spine has a way of changing your career plans.
q1341	v11853	\N	8	I'm used to dealing with people who think I'm taking advantage of my clients. Which I am. But that's besides the point.
q1342	v8620	\N	7	And I love the taste of young boys after a long journey!
q1343	v19237	\N	4	I refuse to try my appendix again. I don't even know what an appendix is.
q1344	v19237	\N	1	Wonder if size matters for these things. Cause, like, I'm not going to be as good of a butt mage anymore.
q1345	v19237	\N	2	Sword! I need your help, what is a- uh- a penis supposed to look like?!
q1346	v19237	\N	0	You're pretty. I mean y-you're pretty beautifu- blue. I meant to say blue. You're blue. You're pretty blue. Yea.
q1347	v19237	\N	2	Have you had sexy times yet? Can... can lesbians have sexy times?
q1348	v19237	\N	6	So you're claiming to be good at magic because... you're autistic?
q1349	v19237	\N	1	Apparently hair length is not an indicator of sexuality. Who knew? I'll make a note.
q1350	v19237	\N	1	I'm not even into women and I found the first part strangery erotic, but the moment you get to disembowelment? I'm NOT going to take your organs.
q1351	v19237	\N	4	But I like boys. I have a tendency for liking GAY boys admittedly, but that's just bad luck!
q1352	v30618	\N	5	Miss ladder legs doesn't even need a bra. You flat bitches save so much money, you know that?
q1353	v1474	\N	6	Then maybe you could become a telescope in the future.
q1354	v29647	\N	9	There's a huge difference between wanting to sleep with a man and wanting to sleep with his own brother, okay?
q1355	v29647	\N	8	Is it weird to think of your own younger brother when being confessed to by a cute girl?
q1356	v22505	\N	8	How would I get my hands on milk with Shibuya like this...?
q1357	v15	\N	15	Yesterday, I think I killed him, but I have a wonderful boyfriend.
q1358	v51	c4766	17	Uunn... let me sleep for just three more inches...
q1359	v51	c4766	8	You're okay with a 'Giant Nice Burger with Garlic', aren't you?
q1361	v28481	\N	12	YEAH!! Pulling some strings with the other classes was worth it! Nepotism wins!!
q1362	v16032	\N	30	So you just AGREED?! How slutty are you?! Girls in PORN GAMES are more chaste that you! You goddamn nymphoslut!
q1363	v16032	\N	34	Oh, don't worry. Violence is VERY feminine.
q1364	v19397	\N	14	Ulrik... Pasta is a deeply sexual dish.
q1365	v20728	\N	13	You pervert. Go back inside and content yourself with carrots or something.
q1366	v7402	\N	7	Wasn't rape. He had the pillow's consent.
q1367	v5154	\N	5	Perhaps we should put a price on the head of those habitually cornflake-crunching "cereal" killers?
q1368	v4	\N	60	Oh, no! I forgot the boobs I need for my next class!
q1369	v26796	\N	3	I'll see you again in 100 years. No, make that a 1,000
q1370	v26796	\N	1	I'm not into painful activities. S-So...go easy on me.
q1371	v29443	\N	11	Ok, got it. But since it's my booty, I'll do as I like.
q1372	v29443	\N	9	What dark web image board did you get all that from?
q1373	v19829	c60020	78	Did she just... teleport away the jizz I pumped into her?
q1374	v22899	\N	30	Having sex doesn't necessarily mean you lose your virginity.
q1375	v19829	\N	-4	Okay, you're making me feel old. Go on, leave.
q1376	v19829	\N	7	Seriously? What, you think she's straight out of a porn game?
q1377	v19829	\N	-10	Yo, that's one hell of a shit-eating grin you're wearing.
q1378	v29443	\N	19	Why didn't my creator give me a switch to cease myself?
q1379	v7445	\N	13	The school has been... stolen...
q1380	v7445	\N	-2	So we just have to look for an old man wearing a silk hat with a lot of muscles
q1381	v124	\N	14	What a small one you have. It must be easy to pee with that.
q1382	v21552	c98137	10	Don't you think it'd be better if he started off by fooling around with a shitty, level-one-slime kind of girl?
q1383	v21552	c65184	5	Incidentally, I'm in the little sister Yumi-chan's route right now. She always comes to wake you up with an ahegao.
q1384	v21552	c65184	4	He just doesn't understand the appeal of the chaotic world of 24/7 ahegao like I do.
q1385	v21552	c65184	4	Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, but I honestly can't stand people who use their experience as an excuse to say whatever the hell they want.
q1386	v21552	c65184	12	I ahegao.
q1387	v21552	c98138	17	Fine, be like that! Next time I take a shit, I'm gonna make sure not to flush just to spite you all.
q1388	v21552	c65184	9	I'm an elite ero gamer who seeks only the most beautiful of romances. I wouldn't dare do something as stupid as going to a hotel with someone I just met.
q1389	v21552	c98137	5	You know, even gross dogs like him become lovable once you marry them. You grow attached after a while.
q1390	v21552	c65184	21	Calling yourself flat-chested when you've got huge tits is a power move. I respect that.
q1391	v21552	c65184	7	Don't give my dick another man's name!
q1392	v21552	c65184	5	(Uh, no, I'm pretty sure threesomes aren't a topic for mothers to bring up with their daughters!)
q1393	v21552	c65184	4	If a bunch of my shadow clones sexually harassed you, it'd end in bloodshed.
q1394	v21552	\N	2	Of course. All my life, I've been raised to reflexively call things cute.
q1395	v21552	c62889	4	Father! Please entrust me with your son!!
q1396	v21552	\N	-6	He's the weakest of the Elite Four.
q1397	v21552	c65184	2	Here lies Yuuki Akari, who met her tragic end when her pre-college past as a plain-looking girl was exposed.
q1398	v21552	\N	-3	What's wrong? You look like a pigeon shooting a peashooter.
q1399	v21552	\N	4	Why am I acting out a love triangle between salami and kielbasa?
q1400	v21552	c65184	5	Y-You can count on me. I'll buy you a whole country or two.
q1401	v21552	c65184	17	I'm such an ultra monogamist that I refuse to even touch harem games.
q1402	v21552	c65184	3	I can't be assed to, so I shake my ass. Ass-shaking is now my exclusive means of declaring my intent.
q1403	v21552	\N	-1	Oh boy, the topic of discussion has somehow gotten derailed from cohabitation... to flatulation.
q1404	v21552	c65184	5	You suck. Put some more heart into it. Discover your inner cicada.
q1405	v22594	\N	5	Assign skill points to her nipples ♪
q1406	v22594	c62891	7	Aight, let's make her a max nipple dexterity build.
q1407	v22594	c65184	16	On multiple occasions, my Mom burst out laughing when walking in on me crying to a nakige sex scene with my dick out.
q1408	v22594	c62890	17	Look, I've even got a fart-detecting app! You've farted in front of me 27 times this month alone!
q1409	v22594	\N	4	I need to marry a man who flings his socks on the floor, too...
q1410	v22594	\N	9	The bastard's just a lobster, and yet he's cumming...
q1411	v22594	\N	4	My rice grains reverse causality, creating the result of being stuck on your face first.
q1412	v22304	\N	14	Huh? What are you talking about? Why would sharks be in a tornado?!
q1413	v22304	c66524	1	Emily had the pleased look of a villain who had just found the hero's biggest weakness. How rude...
q1414	v22304	\N	1	Ahh... I suppose the older you get, the less noticeable you become...
q1415	v21438	c22768	12	Hey, Masaya, which mountain shall we take on next? There are some I've never liked the look of.
q1416	v21438	c22771	14	Get your minds out of the gutter. You can't tell someone's sexual preference from an FC match.
q1417	v21438	c22771	9	How messed up would our relationship have to be for me to show my love for you by kissing your shoes?
q1418	v21438	c22771	9	Maybe it's time to form the Church of Tobisawa.
q1419	v1474	c3907	7	Onii-chan's gone berserk with the chainsaw?!
q1420	v1474	c3882	2	Yes! My plan to show Chinami's weirdness in order to make me look normal has succeeded!
q1421	v1474	c3882	0	I only wanted to stand up for world peace......
q1422	v1474	c3882	6	......Though I'll be perturbed if a maid cafe did actually serve turtles.
q1423	v1474	c6158	1	My Okaken doesn't have these superficial goals. We genuinely want to touch the index finger of an alien, and to make bicycles fly.
q1424	v1474	c3939	26	The result for the divination states that you're a tsundere.
q1425	v1474	\N	7	You're sad because you were born, right?
q1426	v1474	c3907	22	This Chinami that isn't Chinami, isn't Chinami! The Chinami in front of Onii-chan is the real Chinami!
q1427	v1474	c3907	4	Onii-chan, can Chinami become a maid again to buy a telescope for observing UFOs?
q1428	v1474	c3932	7	B-Be quiet! You're supposed to respond with a "hai" or "yes"!
q1429	v1474	\N	1	I'm sure there are virtuous slimes too.
q1430	v1474	c3907	13	Isn't that a little mean to someone who hasn't had any screentime lately, Onii-chan?!
q1431	v1474	c3882	3	That's because she's a nuclear warhead.
q1432	v1474	\N	5	In the end, it's all about the slimes, huh......?
q1433	v1474	c6161	9	I...... have a fetish for lost causes......
q1434	v1474	c3882	3	......Why must you insist on igniting that nuclear warhead?
q1435	v1474	c6158	3	Because my little sister was abducted by aliens.
q1436	v1474	c3907	2	Yep. We've been confirming whether the Grim Reaper of Love was an alien or not every day.
q1437	v1474	c3882	3	High-quality charcoal has appeared in the frying pan.
q1438	v1474	c3882	1	She turns anything you give her to dark matter.
q1439	v2959	c3882	10	Chinami taught me all about the dangers of doing alchemy in the kitchen.
q1440	v2959	c3882	5	In summary, you want me to use a yoyo to pull you in, instead of putting my arms around you.
q1441	v16150	c54840	4	I promised to always be by your side, Mistress. Even if you need to powder your nose.
q1442	v16150	c23345	11	I-I did not. Didn't you introduce yourself? You said, 'I'm Youhei, the train molester'.
q1443	v16150	c23346	7	But you have this super serious aura around you right now... Normally, you've got more of a horny aura, you know.
q1444	v16150	c54840	1	I'm not a damn towel for you to wring out!
q1445	v16150	c54840	9	Sure, I'll molest you gently.
q1446	v31007	c97201	3	Oh. You have a pet island?
q1447	v31007	c97202	9	Hold on a moment. What is the definition of a lolicon in the first place?
q1448	v31007	c97201	6	So that means that... age is not a factor to determine who is a lolicon.
q1449	v31007	c97202	8	Does that mean that a twenty-year-old guy who is attracted to a young-looking thirty-year-old woman is a lolicon?
q1450	v19125	c46812	6	Um... According to this report, that meteorite came down in Russian waters, just as NYASA predicted.
q1451	v19125	c46811	4	Yep, you just started feeding rice porridge to an alien, and one made out of metal at that!
q1452	v19125	c46810	7	Well, you know, R-ne was originally some kind of liquid, right? So he said he took the first letter of the word 'liquid,' R.
q1453	v19125	c46811	2	Wow, I'm shocked that the words 'cat ears' made it out of Gramps' mouth...
q1454	v19125	\N	-1	When you put it like that, you make it sound like those bizarre festivals where you throw tomatoes at each other, or get chased by bulls.
q1455	v19125	c46811	5	That's a pro for you. Never forgetting that meow, regardless of situation.
q1456	v19125	\N	0	True, but I don't think trying to zap the food with a plasma gun is the right solution, either.
q1457	v19125	c46813	5	Gwahahaha! Boobs determine your status as a woman. The bigger they are, the more valuable you are! So make sure to treasure them!
q1458	v19125	c48677	5	FOLLOW MY LEAD AND EXCRETE, HUMAN.
q1459	v19125	\N	5	Why!? Why don't you understand how avant-garde it is, wearing a school swimsuit in space!? Is it just a generation gap!?
q1460	v11093	c22028	-3	I'm trapped between a kappa and a tengu so I can't move!
q1461	v11093	c22896	9	Good, you didn't bring contraceptives.
q1462	v16212	c22896	14	Hmm, that was a bit rude. To the dandelions, I mean. They seem to be more capable of intelligent thought than you.
q1463	v16212	\N	8	This sounds familiar. It's like you keep saving up this super amazing potion in a game only to clear it without ever using it.
q1464	v31002	\N	5	Hey, I know this guy! This is Gokyu from Dragon's Soul, right?
q1465	v31002	c97050	2	Er, just so you know, boners go away on their own after a while.
q1466	v31002	\N	1	The first step toward changing someone else is to change yourself.
q1467	v31002	\N	2	Sh-She's right! In 99.9% of the manga you read, there's always at least one scene where a boy gives a girl a stuffed animal he won at a crane game!
q1468	v31002	c97050	5	I never thought I'd get shot for making a joke...
q1469	v31002	c97056	11	That's right... Maybe you've even found yourself a girlfriend, despite having me, your little sister, already...
q1470	v31002	c97056	10	......So you prefer your sister's friend over your own sister. I see.
q1471	v31002	\N	6	Well, since you're the protagonist, can't you just deepen your relationship by looking at her panties or something?
q1472	v31002	c97050	4	And at the risk of repeating myself, I wasn't the main character in some goofy love story.
q1473	v31002	c97056	11	At least I get to soak in his leftover bathwater! I'll settle for that.
q1474	v1143	\N	-2	My friend's unneeded thoughtfulness is making me cry.
q1475	v1143	c3885	72	Hey, hey. We're all over 18 because of the will of the universe.
q1476	v211	\N	8	To exaggerate a bit, it's like you can't even do a Hadouken, but you're really good with the Shoryuken...!
q1477	v211	\N	-3	I'll give you half the world!
q1478	v211	c410	4	Reality my ass. Didn't you get the memo? The world we live in is a virtual reality. Everything is just a computer simulation.
q1479	v5	\N	19	There it is! The sword art he obtained by suppressing all the sexual urges of his adolescence!
q1480	v5	c201	25	You must use the cat to fight.
q1481	v5	c192	69	I envy you, Masato. Your answer to the question 'What happened in 1853?' was 'A war broke out between Mars and Earth.'
q1482	v5	c1864	24	No, no, Anego is Anego, that's why Anego.
q1483	v5	c192	16	The very fact that you think of yourself and your muscles as seperate entities is amazing...
q1484	v5	c192	26	Cat society sure is tough...
q1485	v5	c201	16	The old woman was engaged in a deathly battle with Tentaclus by the riverside...
q1486	v5	c193	44	I finally mastered my role as a tree, dammit!
q1487	v5	\N	27	Living is, after all, losing.
q1488	v5	c192	26	I got kicked out of my room by a cat...
q1489	v8158	c9360	1	I feel the great disturbance of a farce. As if millions of books cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
q1490	v14269	c17415	5	Mom and Dad weren't around most of the time since they were busy with their jobs, so sometimes we forgot they existed.
q1491	v13631	c17297	11	...You may be a maiden, but there are some things even I won't tolerate. How dare you call my quest for beauty 'molestation'?! How rude!
q1492	v26414	c85057	6	Now it just sounds like she's charging a kamehameha or something.
q1493	v26414	c85055	15	I get that you're passionate about this sort of thing, but I don't think it's a good idea to go ranting about porn to your girlfriend.
q1494	v893	\N	-1	Wow, that's great! You must be alive if you can jump!
q1495	v893	c92947	17	Yeah. The Anman War, caused by one girl's refusal to concede a single anman to the aliens.
q1496	v71	\N	9	All right! I'll take your Genghis Khan virginity!
q1497	v248	\N	6	Shalom!!
q1498	v66	\N	41	Not Cross Channel. It should be CROSS†CHANNEL.
q1499	v5154	\N	8	Uhm... am I perhaps going to be raped in the immediate future?
q1500	v22899	\N	13	Damm, bro, you landed a slut after all! The legendary loli slut! Look at that adorable yet subtly enticing smile! I can't fucking handle this, man!
q1501	v945	\N	28	So that was pretty much it. It's a murder mystery without a murder.
q1502	v27227	\N	3	I'm infinitely more comfortable with this type of work than becoming friends with a girl.
q1503	v5316	\N	4	Alright, Titty Team! We're leaving!! A true gentleman doesn't get in the way of a man and his lady!
q1504	v23501	\N	15	A brothel is a place that deals in soup broth, I'm guessing?
q1505	v14267	\N	15	Even when I turn to hide my reddening face and body, an unsuspecting butt enters my field of vision.
q1506	v1377	\N	6	(I-Isn't a kiss a sacred exchange that comes forth from mutual consent?)
q1507	v1377	\N	3	It'd be pretty stupid if I ended up endangering her out of a silly sense of morality.
q1508	v1377	\N	2	Despite my appearance, I'll have you know that I'm a science girl.
q1509	v1377	\N	12	Her soft walls wrapped themselves around my dick, increasing the coefficient of pleasurable friction μ.
q1510	v32984	\N	13	In a few hours, I'll be banging someone who tortures people and keeps high-school girls captive as a side hobby.
q1511	v21269	\N	18	Why did a guy who was grossed out by a damn centipede decide to touch my dick with his bare heands?
q1512	v21269	\N	5	He was right. Who among us was showing our true selves?
q1513	v39815	\N	7	Don't look at her breasts. Don't look at her breasts. **Don't look at her breasts. Don't look at her breasts. Don't look at her breasts.**
q1514	v39815	\N	0	"My apologies if I was being a little bit aggressive back there... I had an encounter with these demons once." "And what happened?" "Trauma."
q1515	v7803	\N	17	Why would Ikki going to the beach with a time traveler from the French Revolution strike any kind of jealous emotion in me?  الا
q1516	v18160	\N	24	(I-I made him cry emoji tears...)
q1517	v18160	\N	20	Don't call me an amoeba, seaweed head.  I'll boil you in miso soup and eat you.
q1518	v18690	\N	21	Are you sure? Don't you have a huge dick from all that time you spent in America?
q1519	v12396	\N	15	Dear warrior, your arms are like the thickest banana in the world. Oh my hero...
q1520	v3144	\N	253	This is a technique that was frequently used by my old friend, Adolf Hitler.
q1521	v28633	\N	15	She just casually throws around a phrase as cryptic as "childhood friend condom. "
q1522	v26375	\N	8	On beautiful moonlit nights like this... you can meet angels.
q1523	v26375	\N	3	Shut up and let me beat you!
q1524	v66	\N	5	Damnit! My sperm got taken out.
q1525	v66	\N	19	Do people give fellatios at your house when they deliver bentos?
q1526	v66	\N	2	"The Love Aristocrat's Autograph" cannot be discarded
q1527	v66	\N	-2	Don't make the 'discarded' comment repeat itself for no reason. System messages are annoying.
q1528	v18131	c39202	21	Fan service is an important part of the job as an engineer, Sotetsu-sama.
q1529	v9879	\N	31	Uh, next is... English. Dammit. English wouldn't be a thing anymore if I killed all Americans.
q1530	v5316	\N	7	It almost feels like the whole reason she wanted to unify the country was so our group could get back together and eat cake
q1531	v6540	\N	19	So shit out your diarrhea in front of me while you babble like a baby.
q1532	v18381	\N	9	They say the desert does weird things to your head. Or maybe Wisconsin does.
q1533	v2153	\N	32	I'm all for gender equality. If someone's a waste of space, I'll smack 'em no matter who they are.
q1534	v1474	c3910	11	Our astro club sleepover is seriously gonna turn into a lesbo slumber party at this rate
q1535	v1474	\N	-1	My existence here is no longer permitted.
q1536	v31807	\N	5	And then I died anyway! So much for that!
q1537	v10016	\N	-3	Th-The lunch I made contributed to his diet...!!!
q1538	v10016	\N	6	I never thought I'd get to be this intimate with a cat. Hehe, hehehe.
q1539	v10016	\N	-3	The muffler-shaped creature wrapped around her neck lets out a cry
q1540	v10016	\N	0	Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What the heck have I done!? Am I an idiot? No, I am!!
q1541	v21552	\N	16	Oh no. For the very first time, I feel like committing violence against a child.
q1542	v66	\N	27	I am a gentleman so I don't need to bathe.
q1543	v2016	\N	74	(There's a four thousand year old Egyptian wall painting that simply says "kids these days.")
q1544	v1143	\N	8	I swear by my charm that I will give you a boner!
q1545	v3111	\N	12	I'm more interested in that bread than your thighs
q1546	v432	\N	18	There is no definition. An idiot is an idiot.
q1547	v599	\N	14	So, Onii-San, were you here for that kinda sorta gay movie they showed the other day?
q1548	v933	\N	9	I'll go with the boobs.
q1549	v28823	\N	8	I want to ask "what the hell is wrong with you" but I know better than to question royalty.
q1550	v22899	\N	37	I WILL NEVER! EVER! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
q1551	v16044	c26598	31	But what I love are sushi balls! I just want to shove those tasty ballls into my mouth whenever I see them.
q1552	v16044	\N	7	I mean, I've never seen any manboobs like those.
q1553	v7721	\N	4	I had a bad feeling about this from the start. This guy's planning on putting me to work.
q1554	v22899	\N	10	Then let me have some of that! Refusal of sex is a violation of my right to free obscenity!
q1555	v22899	\N	13	Has the thought ever occurred to you that the very idea of solving love problems with eroge is stupid in the first place.
q1556	v32855	\N	8	What am I, an energy drink?
q1557	v28439	\N	12	It's hard to be "cute"★
q1558	v5047	\N	7	I do admit that I was inside the locker in the women's locker room with a cactus pot in my hands.
q1559	v1474	c3938	10	The S must supply the love, so that the M can receive her happiness.
q1560	v31469	\N	19	Yooou're~ waaatching~ too~ muuuch~ pooorn~...
q1561	v20448	\N	14	Is this my destiny as the god of molestation... no...
q1562	v19035	\N	76	I'm amazed I actually asked you to watch me cut my own dick off with a knife.
q1563	v16044	c41324	10	I put my shame behind me and begin my new life as a bassist.
q1564	v26639	c85635	5	Yeah-- you're the one that kicked the hornet's nest... nah wait, wouldn't it be the hamster's nest in this case? Eh, whatever.
q1565	v47242	\N	0	I'm surprised that he hasn't pissed his pants after seeing his own shadow.
q1566	v24888	\N	6	You know, there are plenty of people who mistake a mountain's deity commute back home for a suicide attempt.
q1567	v45515	\N	0	Oh we sell palmtrees.
q1568	v22603	\N	14	C-Come on! If you like what you see so much, go and violate your sister already!
q1569	v39395	\N	6	7 years of this body and what I live for is delicious girlxgirl image..
q1570	v44358	c97851	20	For a week it'd be kinda fun. You wanna be sexed-up abusive lesbians?
q1571	v34370	\N	0	Your position screams the word experience to me, are you sure you never shoefucked your pussy?
q1572	v20448	\N	12	I mean, to begin with, this stage is not even NTR yet, just mob humiliation. In other words, it's the furthest thing from my proclivities and interests!
q1573	v48041	\N	0	The age of waifus is upon us.
q1574	v10694	\N	12	Do ghosts wear pants?
q1575	v1474	c3939	3	And now the human megaphone is here.
q1576	v3144	\N	181	Hehehe... I'm a yandere... I'm crazy, depressed, and autistic.
q1577	v3144	\N	124	My life is masturbation. Total masturbation. I revolve and accelerate, my hand in my pants the whole time. I’m a ballerina dancing through the world.
q1578	v3144	\N	52	I am vulgarity itself.
q1579	v3746	\N	12	While happy, I can't exactly let my real sister play a game where the goal is to screw your younger sister.
q1580	v31544	\N	2	Mushrooms aren't very poggers.
q1581	v31544	\N	16	Did you ever watch Twink Peaks?
q1582	v34825	\N	0	There's a single question I like to ask my new patients. So, excuse the cliche, but "how does that make you feel"?
q1583	v18157	\N	14	Well, if the tulpa's giving good head, there's not much to complain about.
q1584	v32274	\N	8	Why would you say "hwuh" when you've been thrown out of a window? At least say "eep" or something.
q1585	v32274	\N	8	But this is a no "this is a 'no buts' situation" situation kind of but.
q1586	v29345	c97865	9	What I know is we live in cul-de-sacs and you don't have to sell crack when you live in a cul-de-sac!
q1587	v10694	\N	24	I'm really interested in sex between men, because it never happens.
q1588	v34825	\N	0	What do you say, Delta? No strings attached. But rope? Now that's a different story~
q1589	v18760	c61599	18	You fucking piece of shit, let's see if you can say that again with my dick in your ass.
q1590	v17376	\N	0	Yes. I would risk my life for fast food!
q1591	v16150	\N	1	It's not like my dick is a perpetual motion machine
q1592	v16150	\N	2	My boobs exist to be seen by my onii-chan!
q1593	v19769	\N	5	Sorry about this carnivorous girl and her insatiable need for physical contact.
q1594	v10694	\N	11	Make no mistake, it's individuality! Even asses have their own individuality!
q1595	v10694	\N	11	Paa. What are you, hemorrhoids?
q1596	v18806	\N	16	The scene where the voice of "You talkin' to me" playing from the tape vividly appears in my mind lifts my spirits.
q1597	v18806	\N	8	I crossed a line that I shouldn't cross and became a resident on the other side of the border.
q1598	v18806	\N	21	This woman also pisses! I bet she poops too!
q1599	v18806	\N	14	I don't have time to find out if she's a virgin or where her hymen is!!
q1600	v18806	\N	13	She was a beautiful girl, and I thought she was beautiful even down to her butthole.
q1601	v18152	\N	25	I ramble on, wowing her with my extensive knowledge of default PC wallpapers.
q1602	v11	\N	-11	...? What, you look like a new soldier that just stepped on a mine. Are you not ready yet?
q1603	v11	\N	20	I wanted to leave you two, since you made a rather ugly pair as abandoned children go
q1604	v11	\N	81	I think alarm clocks are degenerate
q1605	v11	\N	-5	I don't know what's so unfair, but I think it's unfair that I don't konw what's unfair.
q1606	v11	\N	-23	...She looks dependable, so I don't think anything should happen. Right Shirou?
q1607	v2016	\N	14	I am a fool, and folly is my nature. If the wise path brings only regret, then I'll give myself to madness and laugh all the way to hell
q1608	v2016	\N	16	Sure, I'll tell you anything you want, from my bust size to my favorite position, after I 've dealth with arachnocunt here
q1609	v2016	\N	9	That's right! I'm the big cheese here! Now let me see you grovel, peasant!
q1610	v2016	\N	12	Actually, I happend to enjoy the terror. Nothing quite like the feel of urine dribbling down your leg.
q1611	v2016	\N	13	This guy is a gift who keeps on giving! If there's a record for most pissed-off motherfucker on earth, I'm about to break it
q1612	v2016	\N	42	It's true Ichijo. The world is filled with untold wonders. I believe it is called a bikini.
q1613	v103	\N	1	Your heart is as black as your hands are sticky, I see ...
q1614	v24660	\N	3	Normally you wouldn't show this kind of fetish to anyone.
q1615	v21281	\N	21	A world of man-to-man relationships = birthrate plummets = the world is destroyed ＼(^o^)／
q1616	v18149	\N	30	I need you to obtain the wisdom of post-nut clarity. To that end, I will be wringing out your semen until your balls are empty.
q1617	v39395	\N	2	I choose choice itself!
q1618	v67	\N	51	In times where you must accept your gay side, just imagine that you're a maid on the receiving end of some strict "disciplining."
q1619	v31662	c116947	-2	Third party? My ass. Quit your bullshit.
q1620	v22899	c71526	27	Be quiet! I'm rubbing your ass.
q1621	v18149	\N	15	Turns out heaven isn't above the clouds. It was inside of the female body all along.
q1622	v17872	\N	9	I don’t see her as a woman anyway, so it doesn’t matter to me whether she is on her period or not
q1623	v45007	\N	6	The toilet has an almost threatening aura...
q1624	v22899	c71526	72	Dammit, I gave up my ass virginity for this!?
q1625	v40963	c121368	-1	So, it's not porn?
q1626	v40963	c121368	7	KFC's chicken might not grant you everlasting life, but it's the only thing on this rotten, miserable little space rock that comes close to it!
q1627	v40963	c121375	4	KFC is very important, after all.
q1628	v31136	\N	-5	She's reading a porn novel, isn't she?
q1629	v48915	c133918	1	I think I should start calling you a 'Yuki-Oba' instead of a 'Yuki-Onna'.
q1630	v47276	\N	8	Jesus, I feel like I'm jerking off a snake-
q1631	v22053	c125488	15	IT HURTS so much!! MY HEAD will explod... nice boobs... AARRGG!
q1632	v47276	\N	-7	...Yeah, maybe she's just a late bloomer...at moving boxes.
q1633	v3356	\N	0	What.. what.. her boobs power.. aah.. kids, be careful.. there's a monster near you..!
q1634	v44	\N	7	Y, You dick! Who ejaculates in a girl's mouth all of a sudden like that!
q1635	v44	\N	19	Shit, I'm really badly hurt. I've got a level 3 porn game infection.
q1636	v26532	\N	15	Look, a porno mag on the floor!
q1637	v12167	\N	8	If both arms were broken, then would you let me feed you?
q1638	v26581	c85517	11	Sausage? Is that was those long, thick things are called?
q1639	v31324	c125013	11	There are no doubts! The person who took the spring onions was Hatsune Miku-san!
q1640	v25816	c83816	-1	She says she is in pain, yet she's clearly enjoying herself. Maybe she is a masochist?
q1641	v39613	c124532	6	I don't have any sort of backstory where I was hit by a truck, you know?
q1642	v35904	\N	0	Oh look at that! An anime woman!
q1643	v7096	c35881	1	Ewww, a peepee monster!
q1644	v17152	c105537	-1	Good morning. I'm Ann. I heard you were talking about Jesus.
q1645	v28556	c91064	5	Nn... It IS more authentic when it's not dubbed!
q1646	v32603	c100682	0	I may be broke, but I can maim real good!
q1647	v32260	\N	-1	And in this case. Is recruiting young teenage girls to fight in life or death situations with horrible individuals worth it?
q1648	v32254	c100083	0	I eat this poopoo for nourishment and it gives me the nutrients I so greatly desire.
q1649	v16603	c97842	7	Time to score me some dick.
q1650	v31567	c105803	14	Do you honestly belive that you can get to a "secret internet" by plugging your router into the phone jack?
q1651	v21056	c70948	3	WHAT!? No! Why would either of us be fapping our fat cocks? That is just stereotypical and degrading.
q1652	v21056	c70948	5	Besides, "Skeleton" is a derogatory term and is problematic. Such beings should prefer to be called corporally challenged.
q1653	v21056	c70948	8	Ok, I admit that is a bit strange. But in our politically correct society, who am I to discriminate against a skeleton?
q1654	v31393	c98108	9	I'll take a carcass of rotting flesh, extra crispy please.
q1655	v31393	c98118	2	Hurr hurr yeah hurr.
q1656	v31306	c97725	0	Good-bye you filty degenerate.
q1657	v30797	c97698	5	Anyway, the only magic potion you need is tequila.
q1658	v30797	c97700	-3	Oh, hey Tal. I'm splitting this guy in two.
q1659	v30797	c97699	-2	God. I hate myself. No wonder I have no friends. Look at this moron.
q1660	v30797	c97698	-1	I don't understand why you're looking for magic when science has you covered.
q1661	v30797	\N	-1	Thiu walks over Thiu, and thought Thiu hears Thiu coming, Thiu won't move.
q1662	v30797	c97699	-7	Guess I really am stupid.
q1663	v23823	c97631	5	Jeez Bob! Is that a fart?
q1664	v7014	\N	13	No, SHE'S terrible! Thanks to her, I murdered someone who wasn't an adorable boy for the first time ever!
q1665	v248	\N	15	It seems she wanted to see a crab lose at Rock-Paper-Scissors.
q1666	v22270	\N	7	Although Mateo beat and kidnapped me, I suppose it would only be mean spirited to throw him under the bus.
q1667	v32555	c100667	6	Please. A beautiful, expensive dress will protect you as armor, I'm sure of it.
q1668	v32555	c101351	8	Ah, memories. You were so much cu-- Wait, no you weren't. You definitely weren't cuter. You were curt, and blunt, and really awkward to be around.
q1669	v15080	\N	7	We swole, brah!
q1670	v68	\N	42	Anyway!! I'm really interested in your mother now!! I'm going to see her sometime. Be prepared!
q1671	v42561	\N	-3	Revenge won't bring my boy back.
q1672	v42561	\N	-6	You have absolutely no idea what I'm going through!
q1673	v42561	\N	9	What the hell did you expect!? She was a baby!
q1674	v3144	\N	22	What am I, a cube?!
q1675	v3144	\N	56	Tribadism and the end of the world.
q1677	v31469	\N	4	I am asking the person within you.
q1678	v31469	\N	-9	This world is only a simulation.
q1679	v31469	\N	12	Big tiddy...
q1680	v23740	c51034	30	And the curry... died.
q1681	v27140	\N	18	Men shouldn't play the piano. Men should just shut up and play the guitar.
q1682	v37179	\N	38	Heart, Lungs, Liver, Nerves!
q1683	v30554	\N	7	You're a perfume virgin, then? <3
q1684	v26523	c51036	-28	Hah... Hah... Did I manage... fhh... to look like a sucker?
q1685	v3144	\N	162	Yes. I am full of cum today.
q1686	v41858	\N	6	Augh...l-looks like I rolled a one for plot-armor, huh?
q1687	v38068	c123831	15	"What do I do? I can't believe I've fallen in love with God!"
q1688	v22899	\N	12	I feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing the onahole I created helps so many people masturbate.
q1689	v30638	\N	-2	Lookie here big sis, this potato-looking man intends to initiate a converstion with me.
q1690	v5	c201	49	I catch it with my ass cheeks.
q1691	v22987	c74609	9	Fine, then. Keep your secrets...
q1692	v2016	\N	26	I deem you good and righteous. Therefore you must die.
q1693	v1143	\N	-4	If you are going to refrain because of me, I guess that's the extent of your love.
q1694	v777	\N	23	Figures she'd be the type to survive even if someone kills her. Damn.
q1695	v2622	\N	7	But I'm relieved to know that Yukino doesn't hate me. With this, I can sexually harass her later without restraint.
q1696	v28146	\N	6	Haaa... Can't believe I nearly hanged myself when we're not even in financial trouble.
q1697	v27140	\N	1	I want to be the person chased by the whole world.
q1698	v23741	\N	-7	Hehe! You know, this does count as a simple form of being cucked... So even getting rejected by you feels good...
q1699	v23741	\N	19	H-Hey, Tachibana? What's wrong, calm down! Jerking yourself off at that speed can't be good for your dick...!
q1700	v30228	c85515	4	He's dead. I wrung him dry.
q1701	v26154	c85480	17	Orimaki, this is the scene where you stay quiet and gaze back at the maiden! Not say, Ah-Ah-Ahh, Oh- Ohhh-Oh!
q1702	v26154	c85482	5	Aww, yeah! Hm? Intelligent, cunning...? I-I hope I can pull it off.
q1703	v26154	c102674	5	Huh? Ah, hey! I'm not finished talking to you yet, Yonaga! Yonaga... Y-Yonaga just ignored me...?! What's the meaning of this, Tachibana?! Yonaga just ignored me!
q1704	v17704	c130318	-6	Did I say he loves football? I brought you some articles about football printed from Wikipedia.
q1705	v17704	c130314	8	Why would I stare at you? To get a stomachache or something?
q1706	v17704	c130322	0	I wouldn't be happy if I killed one of the few spectators ;)
q1707	v38430	c128206	8	I'm... worshipping the sun! I prostrate myself toward the setting sun to thank it for blessing us with another day of light, and I pray that it will rise gain tomorrow.
q1708	v38430	c128206	1	Ginka's fear of the undead away is no match for the tasty cold treat. She happily saunters ahead.
q1709	v38430	\N	15	Math's not useful if you're dead.
q1710	v27448	c87815	54	I detect no signs of intelligent life. Therefore it is logical to assume that Ryuuji is indeed on board
q1711	v27448	c87815	21	...Does the world include me?
q1712	v2016	c17147	241	Sexual intercourse with a man-sized spider.
q1713	v7833	c28259	13	It's basically trash anyway. That's why it reminded me of you.
q1714	v7803	c30587	11	Of course I completely beat the crap out of them! HOHOHOHOHO...!
q1715	v7803	c12508	11	Anyway, she doesn't strike me as the type to die easily, even if she was killed.
q1716	v28810	\N	3	Don't taste my tears, you weirdo...
q1717	v28810	\N	-3	It tastes good. I like your flavor...
q1718	v28810	c95460	10	I swear I would never sexually harass you on purpose!
q1719	v18334	\N	35	It's not that rare for you to make a mistake. Your entire existence is a mistake.
q1720	v16032	c28307	48	Rejoice, peasant! Enjoy your beloved tsundere content!
q1721	v16032	c28304	15	Oh, yes. I'll spend whatever time, effort, or money it takes to bully you.
q1722	v716	\N	26	The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.
q1723	v8158	\N	-2	People always choose the easiest path when they can.
q1724	v711	c10833	53	Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings.
q1725	v51	\N	10	Yep, these 'real faeces chocolates' are really delicious!
q1726	v7738	c27730	78	Would you really choose a 2D character over me?
q1727	v7738	c27731	57	Aoi's a romance option too, you know. Aoi can get you off, no problem.
q1728	v7738	\N	29	God... If I tell her I was looking for clues in a video game, she's gonna kick my ass...
q1729	v22	c5677	9	I can't, reach your head, so I patted your bottom...?
q1730	v812	c4646	5	A virgin at love! We have a virgin at love here!
q1731	v812	\N	2	Guessing from her age and smell, Kana is definitely a virgin.
q1732	v812	c4654	5	If you really want someone to love you, just sell your store and all your pets, then go find a pedophiliac.
q1734	v4414	c12862	14	Shut up. Please, just shut up. Seeing you worry about me just makes me want to kill myself.
q1735	v26344	c135183	-4	Kyouko, a woman is only good for one thing. You know that, don't you?
q1736	v26154	\N	0	They're the kind that shrink away from too much sunlight and happiness.
q1737	v32555	c100666	2	Are you... Ninja?
q1738	v32555	\N	8	I'm not crying! I was just born with weak tear ducts.
q1739	v25413	\N	0	Wipe the drool from your face before you talk. It's grossing me out.
q1740	v25413	c95243	7	T... Thanks for telling me that. M... More useless knowledge for me to remember.
q1741	v25413	c95243	8	T... This is more than I can handle. H... Having seen this, I think I've outlived my usefulness... I... I think I'm going to faint... Goodnight moon...
q1742	v25413	c95244	0	Et tu, Neneko? Hey, you're my assistant! At least show some sympathy...
q1743	v25413	c95243	11	I... If you're going to die, do it after we get back home!
q1744	v25413	\N	8	If what you say is true... Does that mean that when you danced naked in the dining hall, it wasn't real either?!
q1745	v25413	c95243	5	Grrrr... I... Ikeda... H... Hey, would it be alright if I beat her to death?
q1746	v25413	\N	0	That long, and you haven't had a mental breakdown. Not bad at all.
q1747	v25413	c95243	10	I... I think I'm about to drool and pee myself at the same time...
q1748	v25413	\N	6	You? Let's see... You're in charge of yelling. Screaming and making everyone nervous. I know you can do it!
q1749	v57	\N	11	I wanna grow a bunch of legs when I grow up.
q1750	v57	\N	8	Yeah? I can't do that. Don't you think it would be pretty creepy if I went around talking to ants?
q1751	v57	\N	14	Get back in the kitchen, woman.
q1752	v57	\N	-3	Well, you see, the creature known as 'woman' will always possess a penchant for such childish pursuits, no matter how old they get.
q1753	v32555	c100668	7	I view woman younger than me as kawaii imouto. Women older than me meanwhile feel more like reliable older sisters.
q1754	v32555	\N	0	She's happiest looking after me.
q1755	v32555	\N	-1	Is it true you take a rose bath every single day?
q1756	v24470	c76170	8	Would you happen to have a blanket? I mean... there's a lot of cords sticking out my butt, right? I know this is necessary for driving, but it's still embarassing...
q1757	v24470	\N	5	Don't lump your nipples with my bruises...
q1758	v24470	\N	12	You're supposed to announce when you cum. It's only proper respect to the one who made you cum.
q1759	v21177	c61592	3	Fucking guys is the easiest thing in the world. There's no merit in having fucked a hundred men. Anyone can do it, if they set their sights on it.
q1760	v21177	c61505	-4	I didn't really care what happened to him, but... Someone I knew might've been killed. That was interesting.
q1762	v22145	c106212	1	Oh, you know... Same old, same old... (Get a handjob from my mother before she goes to work... Try to find enough privacy to mess around with aunt...)
q1763	v32333	\N	19	REASON: tl;dr, faggot
q1764	v15581	c29437	13	Excuse me, what could be the meaning of this "100 consecutive bukkake" that is written over there?
q1765	v15581	\N	0	When Manami looked like she was having fun, rule of thumb was that it was going to be a hassle.
q1766	v26262	c93024	8	You wanna get super high and watch cybergoth music videos?
q1767	v19655	\N	2	"Flavored chips with Mr Pepper, garnished with P*cky". It could work.
q1768	v24294	\N	7	Kyaaah! There's this dirty, grotesque thing between my legs!!!
q1769	v903	\N	6	It's 5000 yens for the butt of Kazushi!
q1770	v903	\N	-3	If only I was stupider and more simple! Then I would've thought it was me and enjoyed myself! I would've been happier that way!
q1771	v7	c74	51	It'll be all fine if you just kill yourself right here.
q1772	v31927	c101688	1	After you got called a clown today? Just how many colors are you wearing, anyway? Seven?
q1773	v31927	c101700	1	I should know, I made that heart with these eight fingers of mine.
q1774	v31927	c101686	8	Being stupid is my speciality.
q1775	v42884	c127993	5	No, the titty monster can take me. I shall die a happy... and proud, man.
q1776	v231	c931	12	You know what they call guys who're strong enough to be naive? Heroes.
q1777	v57	c1383	3	You cannot change the past or the actions of others, but you can change the future and try to change yourself.
q1778	v57	c1387	8	Though it may be only a temporary solution, there is no more effective means of management than violence.
q1779	v725	c28931	1	Reality is a momentary dream, but a dream is reality for an eternity.
q1780	v725	c28931	3	Human emotions are like a labyrinth... that go on being reflected like mirrors for eternity.
q1781	v725	c28936	3	I feel that my existence disappears from this world once I fall into sleep...
q1782	v725	c28928	0	The more you think of success, the harder it gets to accept failure.
q1783	v66	\N	0	The shape happiness takes is different between people.
q1784	v66	\N	7	It's not human to only ever do what's correct.
q1785	v66	\N	-2	I'm adapting the boundary lines as I perform all kinds of contacts. Isn't that what socializing is?
q1786	v18334	c53207	20	What? You must be a real fuckin' skank to let dudes unload inside you!
q1787	v21824	c82935	0	There is a white girl in the parking lot being attacked by a black guy dressed as a cop!!!
q1788	v21062	c65134	3	This thing is going up an ass right now, you two can decide which ass is going to be fucked by me today.
q1789	v1286	c1538	13	I don't think it's wrong to kill people; I believe people killing people is a common occurrence.
q1790	v114	c26666	16	My hobby is watching adult videos and my special talent is masturbating!
q1791	v13871	c33693	15	We will locate and incapacitate all child molesters across the world. This will be done by a special force under my command.
q1792	v13871	c33679	14	I'll order you a truckload of fat negro dick online this evening! That okay with you?
q1793	v92	c175	3	Those who show others the way must not avert their eyes from the weight of responsibility.
q1794	v99	\N	6	To love someone means to push someone else away.
q1795	v99	\N	1	Do you think... people have to have a sad parting to go forward in life?
q1796	v97	c68	46	Once you have glimpsed even the tiniest fraction of the world's true face, you have no choice but to watch in horror as the veil rolls itself back inch by inch.
q1797	v97	c67	31	Life is like a journey anyway. Nothing stays the same forever. The only difference is whether time passes you by or sweeps you up in its flow.
q1798	v777	c3929	74	Wait! It's wrong to kill people!
q1799	v42561	c124610	4	Wow, a college student! Men love an educated lady.
q1800	v13	c6648	13	I will smite David even to the wall with it...
q1801	v21	c3280	28	Doesn't English revolve around the fuck word!? you don't need to speak it at all!
q1802	v29345	c97851	33	I'd want a daughter who gets A's on Math tests instead of D's to the face.
q1803	v29345	\N	19	Y'know, you remind me of my wife a bit... I WANNA FUCKING KILL MY WIFE!!
q1804	v31662	c116931	6	MON DIEU! MY POOR, BROKEN HEART!
q1805	v21067	c60500	7	I didn't mean to say that you're some sort of animal that can be lured in with panties like they're a piece of meat.
q1806	v18211	\N	7	Just. Stop. Your stupid is making my brain cry.
q1807	v4985	c1466	5	Isn't it the new trend to go after herbivorous guys?
q1808	v28546	c52310	2	Hm? I thought you said it should be someone trustworthy. Why are you nominating yourself, Barusu?
q1809	v10	\N	-14	Or do you want... to be pushed toward the sea?
q1810	v26154	c92887	3	You looked so cool and graceful, but Ao moved like a elephant with a stomachache... Ugh... This is so embarassing...
q1811	v33498	\N	-1	I'm beginning to think you don't like milk very much.
q1812	v33498	\N	4	Stop thinking now, and I can eat you. Free you from yourself.
q1813	v33498	\N	2	You don't know where you came from. You don't know where you're going. So what difference does it make where you are now?
q1814	v33498	\N	1	I have a bigger fist. And I hit harder. I can help you break your head.
q1815	v33498	\N	1	Of course, investors do not care about hunger. But diseases, unlike starving people, cannot be kept behind a barbed wire fence.
q1816	v33498	\N	2	Are you dumb? Don't chop yourself. Chop the wall. I showed you before.
q1817	v33498	\N	5	Amazingly, for a second, I actually believed that you had learned humility. But apparently, you've learned a much more useful skill - keeping your mouth shut.
q1818	v33498	\N	8	I can't talk. I'm a horse.
q1819	v33498	\N	4	I can always be with you. Would you like to have a pair of my fingers grafted onto you? With them, you'll be able to stroke yourself and think that I'm doing it.
q1820	v33498	\N	4	Nature is a monster with a gritted mouth. Covered in blood, reeking of musk. Continuously shouting the same words again and again. Eat others. Breed. Survive. Or die.
q1821	v33498	\N	0	Cats don't have the same fast metabolism as rats. And they're cheaper than monkeys. I told them to buy pigs instead, but someone in management was squeamish.
q1822	v25566	c53831	3	W-WAIT, STOP, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS! DEMONS DON'T DO ROMANCE!!
q1823	v17159	c30541	11	You gave me maracas. You think just because I'm Mexican, I wanna play the maracas?
q1824	v28194	\N	5	Lynn feels a little down about choking his brother. But it's not like the little shit died, so he's just being dramatic.
q1825	v28194	\N	8	Look, I'm saying neither of them were beaten with sticks! And as far as I'm concerned, that's a happy childhood.
q1826	v28194	\N	7	Marrow is screaming because he is a little bitch. I suppose he was surprised seeing the man get stabbed.
q1827	v28194	\N	6	None of them fancied the possibility of getting new eye piercings.
q1828	v28194	\N	11	I'm not here to visit the remains of some woman who shat us out.
q1829	v14520	\N	5	Umm, would you believe me if I said holes are the ones that are attracted to me?
q1830	v14520	c17790	11	Our enemy is a woman! That means I simply need to seduce her!!
q1831	v14520	c17790	1	SHE'S WEARING A CAPE, BUT HER COLLAR ISN'T POPPED!
q1832	v14520	\N	1	... Lady Ria, if you deprive him of this, then he will begin talking about capes instead. Please, have some consideration for us.
q1833	v14520	c17794	1	A woman's naked form--- In the past, I could buy such spectacles with money.
q1834	v14520	c17794	-5	I chose to boldly enter regardless of the consequences. And it seems that my choice has paid off. However, my position now has become quite precarious.
q1835	v14520	\N	2	He's just a stuffed animal now, so he probably won't die from the fall. At worst, maybe there'll be some lasting mental trauma, but that's all.
q1836	v14520	\N	-2	It seems our witch doesn't believe in doing laundry.
q1837	v7	c72	193	This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.
q1838	v14018	\N	73	Bitch! Go get me my motherfucking ham sandwich! Who the hell wants to eat a tuna sandwich? I will straight up fucking MURDER you if you don't get me that sandwich!
q1840	v2002	\N	48	But... he's a guy...
q1841	v7679	\N	2	Ahh... That suprised me. You're pretty hard, Hajime.
q1842	v30797	c97700	0	I split your existence. And dumped all the negativity in one half. CONGRATULATIONS!! You're that half.
q1843	v30797	\N	11	But hey! Look at the bright side! I can finally reach to suck myself!
q1844	v30797	\N	-3	And if you're not even going to suck my dick, why should I keep you around?
q1845	v30797	\N	4	My free stabbing offer has expired! Tooooooo bad!
q1846	v30797	\N	-3	Except this lump still moves around and has a warm hole! I could fuck it before killing it, y'know?
q1847	v33498	\N	-1	No! Stupid! Never eat the thing that can think. Don't eat what can talk.
q1848	v33498	\N	1	Do you like hitting other people?...
q1849	v33498	\N	3	Familiar suffering is better than fear of the unknown, right? Pain doesn't waste much energy. But worrying about an uncertain future... It sucks you dry.
q1850	v33498	\N	0	As for "down below"... Let's just say that when you know what's down there, the desire to see it disappears a bit.
q1851	v26262	\N	1	Me, I'm doing fine. My mind's still sharp, I smoke dope, it helps...
q1852	v36655	\N	0	...Just gonna point out my momma's from Colombia. You know, before I get 'cracka' assigned as my callsign.
q1853	v32144	\N	4	If he feels my boner, I'm dead. I might as well flee the country.
q1855	v18344	\N	17	...A pooping puppy is called a pooppy.
q1856	v8203	c8566	4	Although we can’t call a woman “Papa”.
q1857	v8203	c8561	6	As long as they’re heirloom omelets passed down through generations.
q1858	v8203	c8562	13	Ehehe, lasagna, delicious… Lasagnaaaaa, delicioouuussss!!
q1859	v37252	c113941	9	But I'm less of your pocket monster and more of your pocket pussy.
q1860	v37252	c113941	5	Would any decent human stare so lecherously at the person he just tried to murder?
q1861	v37252	\N	10	I refuse to have sex again for the rest of my life.
q1862	v11	c15	73	Here I come, king of heroes.... do you have enough weapons in stock?
q1863	v93	c96	25	It's not good bye, it's see you again.
q1864	v29444	c99952	8	Gaya was right... The Dark Web was the way to go.
q1865	v29444	c99953	17	All right, prepare to take this sticky, creamy expression of my love inside your body and make it part of you!
q1866	v29067	\N	15	Don't tell me she's a lesbian? Not just a lesbian, but a psycho lesbian?
q1867	v24	c196	82	It's useless, it's all useless!
q1871	v34	\N	50	Why don't you come to the planetarium? The beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter what... All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.
q1872	v2002	c6498	132	Hey master, I am mad scientist. It's SO COOOOL! Sonovabitch.
q1873	v48340	c132686	4	Again not to be rude but, does that mean your dad did it with a ghost?
q1874	v2016	c17149	91	I LOVE COCKS AND STUFF! NOT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN ONE!
q1875	v23741	c71526	37	The important part is you looking disgusted. That's what gets me hard.
q1876	v23741	c71526	3	Yeah, isn't it?! So I'm saying that I rish my life to ejaculate, and that my semen is undoubtedly based in aesthetics!
q1877	v19516	c48306	1	So that woman's name is AI? Is she like a town crier or something?
q1878	v49329	\N	0	And the whole of Alabama rejoiced
q1879	v16626	c41546	6	Hey, let's be a good-for-nothing adult, okay?
q1880	v29345	c97851	28	Minor as in "underage", I think my ass is pretty major to be honest.
q1881	v29345	c97921	7	Actually, I may or may not have been covered in baby oil.
q1882	v29345	c97851	5	...this is a world you and everyone who crochets created.
q1883	v31662	c116931	16	I-Iroha, might I kindly ask, what the actual fuck...?
q1884	v31662	c116928	10	Even the drunk people remember what happened. Why couldn’t you, Yoruko? Because your brain has more air bubbles than last night’s booze?
q1885	v38430	c131018	20	Are those instructions for how to make a bomb? Why's this on the internet?
q1886	v38430	c128206	4	I'd never tire of any dream with you in it.
q1887	v711	c3941	46	"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!
q1888	v31469	c85451	20	I had a near-death experience immediately after experiencing a porno mag for the first time!
q1889	v18160	c39732	15	Who would steal and eat another man's pudding?!
q1890	v26414	c85054	13	Sweet + bitter = zero calories. By consuming two contrasting flavors at once, their calories cancel each other out!
q1891	v5154	\N	10	Her brutish classmates have abducted her phone, and proceed to take turns violating the helpless device with their infrared rays in an electronic gang-rape.
q1892	v7777	c26808	13	"I want a refund for my tears, in cash preferably."
q1893	v24	\N	29	Buh, hhahahahahahahhahahahhaha!! What the hell's thaaaaaaaaat?! Small bommmmmmmbs?! Waahhahahahahhahhahha!!
q1894	v711	\N	22	Objection! I...object to the witness's talkativeness!
q1895	v711	c10835	1	Don't "oops" me! Or I'll be the one throwing my shoe next!
q1896	v1143	\N	21	The scary enemy nobody can run away from appears! Its name is ''Monday''.
q1897	v3144	\N	94	Woah...Adolf Hitler needs me? Okay...I'll do it. I'll go to bat for you Hitler; I've got your back, Hitler!
q1898	v34	\N	24	I do not need Heaven.
q1899	v10304	\N	-1	Defiling such a pure girl is all the more fun, don't you think?
q1900	v20622	\N	10	Oh, sorry. I'm not into ironing boards, so I forgot about her.
q1901	v20622	\N	9	Breast prejudice? So what? So long as they're breasts, you can love them, big or small!
q1902	v5834	\N	24	Finally discovered the wonderful, sinful appeal of incest?
q1903	v2153	c4103	36	.....Are you asking me? I'm stupid, remember? I'm super air-headed super-paper with a brain of confetti. I don't understand complicated stuff.
q1904	v3144	\N	181	Live happily!
q1905	v711	c3941	34	Let the parrot take the stand.
q1906	v717	c3941	38	Oh, I assure you it's quite based.
q1907	v3144	c3560	110	It's just... it bugged me how the heroine in this manga wasn't a virgin, so I was gonna burn it and upload the video.
q1908	v26532	c85775	28	You think it's true that a tanuki's ballsack can stretch up to 10 square feet?
q1911	v5834	c1888	4	I don't like ignoring people. It feels bad when it's done to you, and it feels bad when you do it to someone else.
q1912	v5834	c1889	52	Just let her cook.
q1913	v22	c5677	5	I feel sleepy-py.
q1914	v19516	\N	0	… Maybe she’s a switch?
q1915	v21289	\N	39	If you read until the end, you'll find a sexy CG of me... doesn't exist. We truly do live in a society. A harsh society. How sad.
q1916	v2016	\N	63	Where there are demons, I slay them. Where there are saints, I slay them.
q1917	v92	c98	12	She’s right. It’s not about whether we can or can’t. We simply have to do it.
q1918	v92	\N	121	English can eat shit. I repeat, English can eat shit.
q1919	v31662	c116928	6	Since this gaggle of imbeciles can’t tell the difference between their asses from their elbows...
q1920	v31662	c116928	7	I never expected you all to share a single-digit IQ like my sister.
q1921	v31662	c116928	7	If my reasoning’s sound- which it is, mind you- it becomes pretty obvious that Emma’s tears are about as real as her fake-ass accent.
q1922	v31662	c116916	1	Amazing?... Even mobile phones these days all have at least this level of technology... Have you been living under a rock?
q1923	v31662	c116947	-10	A total shitshow
q1924	v7833	c28257	11	Sleeping with you is something even I can manage.
q1925	v32555	c101347	2	Freedom and joy are foreign to your life. Punishment is all that awaits one born as a witch.
q1926	v32555	c101344	17	That is one of her virtues, is it not? Get off of your high-horse and get under my fist, bitch.
q1927	v32555	c100666	5	I'm so sorry...! I'll return with a proper written apology momentarily.
q1928	v21177	c61505	-1	I had given him access to my most intimate spot, one that, at one point, had been exclusive to his son.
q1929	v25385	c88824	7	IF MY TRAUMA CAUSES ME TO LOSE MY CHILD, ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?! HUH?!
q1930	v29383	\N	11	What's necessary in a story is only tragedy and tears.
q1931	v7849	c6509	8	Techno break! Death by faaaap!
q1932	v7014	c7828	34	Anytime I talk to him, I need to be prepared for extreme psychological trauma.
q1933	v32085	\N	9	If you can't find solace in heaven, look me up in the Wire. I might even give you a little kiss.
q1934	v28146	\N	5	If she wasn't a girl, I would've punched her in the face.
q1935	v147	\N	16	Here i am, darling. Your dead dad. Don't be surprised if i die again soon.
q1936	v92	\N	7	Ugh, I almost don't even wanna turn around...
q1937	v92	c98	24	...Heh. Then it'd be just like a video game
q1938	v28633	c91336	17	K-K-K-K-K-K-Komachi-kuwn! I-I-I-I-Instead of this ice cream, I'd rather l-l-l-l-lick you--
q1939	v23741	c71526	15	Because humans are creatures who ejaculate violently when in life-or-death situations...
q1940	v5834	c1792	15	After converting this innocent girl to the filthy rotten religion of Boob-ism, I walk up the stairs with swagger in my steps
q1942	v3144	c3565	167	Good boys are made of 50% kindess and 50% semen
q1943	v548	c28999	19	What would Mother and Father think about me working at the Gestapo?
q1945	v5	c201	8	What do you think about Tropical Lemonaise?
q1946	v5	c1863	4	Well, to be frank, I ran out of concentration in the middle, so I was monitoring him in my sleep.
q1947	v5	c193	9	It's that, you know... She's in heat.
q1948	v5	c201	9	Take care of the intense action scene of blowing leaves too.
q1949	v15064	c24605	-1	Aaah, y-you ate my lemon snow cone.
q1950	v751	c267	26	Guh?! Are you... the boob fairy?
q1951	v4707	\N	7	Put a smile on your face and kill without hesitation.
q1952	v13325	c17471	8	I-I'm just at that age where I feel like being an elephant!
q1953	v21782	c64025	11	For Yang to 'think' must have been brought about by a rare occurrence.
q1954	v18292	c48900	9	I finally understood. The fact that there are no normal people in this world.
q1955	v28707	\N	8	And here I thought you were a hopeless, no-good philanderer who would impregnate a woman just by locking eyes with her!
q1956	v66	c3665	9	Humans are extinct and you're worried about getting sued?
q1957	v45706	c135040	21	You're one of those things. A homestuck.
q1959	v7	\N	20	My headache stops. Tohno Shiki dies. Nanaya Shiki saunters out of the night.
q1960	v45698	c127701	0	i literally saw the true identity of pewdiepie
q1961	v15064	c47839	22	Men can't be tsundere. It's called just being a dick.
q1962	v2153	c197	24	“And then the desk tempted me not with words, but with flesh…”
q1963	v26414	c85056	39	I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my brother.
q1964	v26414	c85056	22	You call that whisking? I've seen old men fuck with more energy than you!
q1965	v4	c4941	54	No man can turn down an invitation to go piss with another guy.
q1966	v5	c201	44	Hah, I'm just gonna keep doing Loli-Loli Hunters by myself!
q1967	v5	c1875	14	Do you love him that much? Even though he's a man?
q1968	v777	c6173	37	But now, I know what the murder weapon was: Bread.
q1969	v28556	c90885	8	You must be the only girl on the planet who'd rather be called an African flightless bird than beautiful or cute.
q1970	v3144	c3565	60	A healthy body is full of healthy sperm!
q1971	v31436	c91092	5	What do you mean "again"? When did I even poop?
q1972	v20769	\N	-4	pls mark for deletion, thanks
q1973	v28146	\N	2	Who knows? Maybe this frog has some kind of spiritual power.
q1974	v28546	c52309	6	If Rem is not helpful to you, Rem will kill you and follow soon after.
q1975	v3091	c4655	80	All Japanese are born lolicon.
q1976	v2016	\N	52	GO HOME MILITARY BITCH.
q1977	v27058	c92541	4	How could you mistake a flimsy piece of construction paper for my dazzling self...
q1978	v28146	c78794	2	"I guess you can't expect a nice otaku and a hard-boiled ex-detective to get along"
q1979	v34018	c104707	16	No, no, the calories don’t count if you enjoy what you’re eating.
q1980	v49267	\N	0	"32? Man, you aged like a fine glass of milk."
q1981	v49267	\N	-3	"GET OUTTA HERE! Jump out the window, run through the door, I don't care. Just get out."
q1982	v7836	c10258	21	I'd have to be a really sad girl to be fantasizing about bird eggs in the school infirmary!
q1983	v34831	\N	0	Become a hero because you willed it, not because of bullcrap someone said hundreds of years ago.
q1984	v36990	\N	0	I just like to see you suffer for no reason at all.
q1986	v19444	c54677	13	Oh, come on! Are we just gonna ignore this dude who straight-up looks like Cthulhu?!
q1987	v19444	c54677	9	IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUUU WASN'T IT YOU FUCKING PERVERTED-ASS EROGE NERD?!
q1988	v74	\N	-1	......I'm beginning to get angry, Youtia-sama
q1989	v74	\N	4	I'd rather be hunting smaller prey though, if you know what I mean... wha, wait, it was just a jokeeeeenguaaaaahhh!!!
q1990	v4	c478	32	Yes. The town, the people... we're all family.
q1991	v2622	c755	13	How surreal. A spaceship who got scolded by a panda is now crying and begging for rice...
q1992	v50	c15	18	Get up, Shinji! Not recognizing your own unfortunate treatment and not reading the mood are your strengths! You know it!
q1993	v12402	c45458	65	It felt like I was squeezing an obese rat. I hardly even perceived it as a breast.
q1994	v15	c26649	18	I was the tree.
q1995	v27032	c91426	11	Looks like we've got this hole under our control. Damned if it wasn't a huge pain in the ass though.
q1996	v27032	c88848	24	It's for both our countries, after all. Going to bed with another man is no big deal.
q1997	v27032	c88847	21	Mm. Then let us wash one another's backs. This is what men do in a bath.
q1998	v27032	c88847	33	Now that we have drank together, the next step is nude camaraderie.
q1999	v8701	c15391	31	Don't worry, I don't mind that you're a dirty, jobless, virgin loser. Actually, I prefer it that way!
q2000	v16225	c22198	12	Why do I have to sadly watch the guy I like kiss another dude in the opening movie?!?
q2001	v15820	c22358	7	I'm the chairman of the tonkotsu ramen research club, y’know!? How could I betray my 20 adorable juniors by joining another club!?
q2002	v37795	c113790	13	Don't let him see it! Crush his eyes! ‘Cause your dick belongs to me!!
q2003	v26987	c103789	13	That's not true! If I wasn't happy or satisfied with my life with you, I wouldn't have written a story like this. That's why... I'm sorry for forgetting it.
q2004	v19035	c88349	30	How was the sex?
q2005	v51	c4766	11	I just happened to be looking at your hair when all of a sudden, it started to tear itself up and fall off.
q2006	v5	c1864	9	Yep, I am. That's because my breasts go all boing-boing.
q2007	v23741	c71531	14	What are you saying Ikuko? I took your crush and now you're jealous? Hehe, that's no good. You should learn to appreciate some NTR too.
q2008	v19455	c48431	12	Anyway, having the delusion of being fucked by a man... I guess I'm too hungry!
q2009	v27457	c87842	17	Stories have the power to free people’s minds. To interact with a story is to live another life within one’s imagination.
q2010	v51	c4766	3	Uunn... let me sleep for just three more seconds...
q2011	v26344	\N	2	In order to "fulfill their duties as physicians", they saw fit to "treat human life with reckless abandon".
q2012	v26344	c130392	8	Having my way with women aside from Kyouko is like the pickles and soup with a bowl of rice. It cleanses the palate. Refreshes it.
q2013	v8701	c15391	21	You know, takoyaki kinda look like testicles, don't they?
q2014	v8701	c15391	27	If you don't wake up, I'm gonna jam a piece of spaghetti down your urethra. You okay with that?
q2015	v8701	c15391	20	Why can't your dick produce something more like whipped cream or pudding or something? Or condensed milk.
q2016	v16218	\N	8	Though her breasts are only inches from my face, I can never touch them. Torture like this is beyond inhumane.
q2017	v14520	c17790	7	What's the point in studying a maiden's heart? All it'll teach me is how to be needlessly considerate.
q2018	v14018	c26321	9	Help me Takuru Miyashiro. You are my only hope.
q2019	v14018	c26308	-28	Act a little more like a girl.
q2020	v19455	c48431	18	Is there a problem? Is it bullying, or is it pregnancy...?
q2021	v10804	c27026	-5	Skipping dinner is fine, but you *have* to eat in the morning.
q2022	v10804	c54044	17	If angels truly existed, then there's no way there would be so many unhappy people in the world.
q2023	v10804	c27025	12	I will never turst people on the Internet until the end of days!
q2024	v26414	\N	3	Stop trying to boast about how much of a loser you are.
q2025	v26414	c85056	8	Sorry, let me try that again. You're a spineless, chicken-shit wuss.
q2026	v26414	c85053	13	But on second thought, I really can't do this. It's almost like there's a second me standing behind my back, staring at me in contempt.
q2027	v21552	c62891	6	Wow, you're right. Let's get a closer look, girls, and laugh at him if he's got a pencil dick.
q2028	v17516	c33049	7	I see. Well, I wouldn't really mind if you stalked me...
q2029	v8820	\N	7	I won't forgive you if you don't roll up your skirt as an apology.
q2030	v8820	\N	2	I was wondering what I 'd do if Alice wasn't the only one in your skirt. Thank goodness, I'm relieved.
q2031	v37252	\N	6	She's like a smartphone that can run off on its own.
q2032	v4	c6089	51	According to the fortune, Okazaki-san, you have schizophrenia.
q2034	v20424	c87360	62	BUEHHHHHHH
q2035	v22987	c74609	20	You will love me as your brother, and as your husband! You can give all your love to me!
q2036	v22987	c74609	9	For when you spill your tears, I want you to find yourself in my arms and mine alone.
q2037	v11472	c26426	5	You've got to be kidding me! What are you going to do if you take all my worldly desires away? There will be nothing left of me!
q2038	v31672	c115941	1	That is a surprisingly human response.
q2039	v20189	c88463	5	It doesn't matter whether I take a step backwards or forward, as we were never meant to be linked by the same red strings of fate. The only choice left is to forget.
q2040	v21956	\N	8	Wait, what the hell, me? I'm walking around town in broad daylight; this is not the time to be getting horny.
q2041	v19073	c44771	18	Oh, thanks for the offer, but I won't be needing your mother.
q2042	v19073	c44771	26	Wahahahahaahh... Th-This is way too fucking fucked! Absolutely fucked fucking!
q2043	v20501	\N	4	Mentally, I'm also doing fine — though I did become a primary school teacher, so you might think otherwise.
q2044	v20501	\N	2	What man wouldn't try to argue that kissing a teenage schoolgirl was, in some sense of the word, "right"?
q2045	v26763	c86156	6	This guy likes books with like, pages that are all black and macho men that go "Nnng" and "Mmmm" all the time.
q2046	v26532	c85451	21	Wine and underwear are best when aged.
q2047	v32021	c99559	16	This isn't a TV show or movie. We don't need to spin things out, or save plot points for next week. You can just tell me.
q2048	v20032	\N	42	Ah, the internet, huh. Fuck the internet.
q2049	v46917	c129996	4	I just bought you from him for 20 bucks. That means you are mine for the night.
q2050	v20600	c3885	27	...Best... H-scene... Ever...
q2051	v21552	c62892	13	An eye for an eye, an ahh for an ahh!
q2052	v751	c241	47	Okay~ Shake it now, baby now~♪
q2053	v1913	\N	5	I think I might be a bit of a stalker. Are you sure you want to love me?
q2054	v19302	c23347	20	In every era, technological advancement has been driven by porn! Porn will save the world! Hooray for porn!
q2055	v19455	c55374	11	I'm ugly. My brain is mediocre. The only talent I have is stupidity...
q2056	v21905	c64502	99	You really left her hanging.
q2057	v4	c4941	35	Hello! I am pretty dog! Oh! Are you pretty dog too? It's miracle!
q2058	v7	c72	128	I love you as my sister. But... I love you as a woman even more.
q2059	v18694	\N	13	Every brother in the whole wide world is a siscon!
q2060	v19455	c55375	12	I want to cut out his muscles one by one and slurp them up like spaghetti...
q2061	v19455	c48449	12	But... even though he was just born... he's already about to commit a crime!!
q2062	v2016	\N	-14	Right hand showing a diameter of thirty eight, left hand with pants, I’ll immediately tell him to put on his underwear.
q2063	v2016	\N	33	When we first met, I had surmised that you were a closet pervert – however, I am surprised to know now that you are a plain pervert – without a single closet.
q2064	v2016	\N	11	To remove one’s underwear from the right leg, or the left leg first – do you think that kind of debate is ridiculous?
q2065	v11	c15	25	"But… I see, even Mitsuzuri is weak against molesters. I guess that's good. It's impossible to teach her femininity unless something like this happens."
q2066	v22	\N	0	Instead of those green and red things, I'd rather... eat those yellow things.
q2067	v28146	c78788	1	"Here's some words of wisdom for you: truth is something you should reel in with brute force."
q2068	v49763	c135766	2	And there goes my virginity-! Taken by the Goddess of 'All-But-Not-Virgins'! A pretty damn nice first time, huh?!
q2069	v801	c781	2	Please don't be too unfaithful. The truth is, I don't want you to be liked by anyone other than me.
q2070	v12158	c18100	12	· · · ·Damn it, smashing pots and taking the contents were my favorite parts of breaking into people's homes too· · · ·.
q2071	v12158	c18114	0	'Fools won't be cured if they don't die,' so it's probably better for him to die once.
q2072	v12714	c33332	3	Hah!?! The one who calls others idiot is THE idiot! You idiot!
q2073	v8095	c7058	6	Hehe... dogs get extremely happy... when they're praised... like this...
q2074	v32021	\N	2	Cute girls in short skirts are the stuff dreams are made of. Plus hope, and happiness too.
q2075	v10804	\N	-3	I wouldn't ask a woman such a rude question, but she was an angel, so it was fine.
q2076	v933	c4735	54	50.78% of this world is made out of wrath. The remaining 44.2% is made up of hatred, and another 4.493% is made of excrement.
q2077	v933	c4736	55	I jack off, too! Everyone does! So stop acting like your life's a fucking tragedy and grow the hell up!
q2078	v7723	c581	25	Knowledge you haven't put to the test is about as useful as a virgin's opinions on women.
q2079	v20602	c9895	13	EIGHT CAR GAY NEED SAY!
q2080	v12849	\N	0	It's too late... Asuka already has the high ground!
q2081	v23741	c71529	-8	Jun... I am your mother.
q2082	v33130	\N	2	And that's where Project NAM--short for Nab-A-Man--comes in.
q2083	v28633	c91339	18	I can really feel the power of your staring. Not because of your gaze, but because of the sound effects.
q2084	v23741	c71526	8	Dad, mom... I have a new mommy now.
q2085	v16743	\N	4	I'd rather spend my entire life with a monkey.
q2086	v2183	\N	14	Time? It's time for tits...
q2087	v29074	\N	7	In other words, I'm in charge of two very hard roles, a photographer-cum-cockpole.
q2088	v29074	c94261	6	It's boring, so... why don't we just expose our tits together?
q2089	v18814	c70682	9	You cannot die until you die. That is what it means to live.
q2090	v37116	c112732	5	This first time I'll be involved in a grift from the beginning.
q2091	v19073	c44772	35	I can no English!
q2092	v17376	c34573	-2	Good for you, Mahiru-chan. He doesn't rate boobs differently.
q2093	v19444	c48064	16	So eroge isn't okay... But those moe anime with nipples and panty shots galore are?
q2094	v12167	c12410	7	Onii-chan... Airi-chan... This feeling of corrupting a relative-
q2095	v10419	c36127	14	I don't mind... For the safety of Ojou-sama, no, the entire world... Please dump my body in the non-recyclable trashcan.
q2096	v12155	c28280	7	What do you mean by "others"!? Are we just Villagers A and B to you!?
q2097	v12155	c22516	5	D-Dream!? What if I'm actually still sleeping in reality and now I'm late for the field trip!?
q2098	v17640	c43660	9	Poyo-poyo is poyo-poyo, poyo!
q2099	v10162	c34035	2	When we were kids, I used to sneak into my older brother's room and did this a lot. Lock-picking is my specialty, you know?
q2100	v5154	c567	35	I love you. I want to make you happy. I also want to sleep with you. In other words, let's have sex. Sounds like a plan...?
q2101	v5154	c567	29	I wasn't calling you a dickgirl. Nipples get hard too, idiot.
q2102	v5154	c576	36	Please rest assured. Even if you were a phimotic premature ejaculator with the world's most miserable micropenis, my feelings for you wouldn't change.
q2103	v2047	c735	47	If you clean toilets properly, you can give birth to cute girls, I hear.
q2104	v57	c1383	10	Yo. I'm Morita Kenichi. My life's goal is to manipulate people like tools.
q2106	v34018	c114199	5	Having a little celebrity crush and having a boyfriend are two totally different things
q2107	v4251	c98451	10	I've heard that American girls have big boobs, but I didn't expect them to be this big.
q2108	v47964	\N	4	Here comes the milkman!
q2111	v18149	c41537	-16	I believe I've said something like this before but... a perfect girl, who seemingly lives in another world, is hard to get close to.
q2112	v18149	c41537	30	Could it be that [...] the others are all naked beneath their clothes ?!
q2113	v18149	c41534	17	Semen is suppose to go inside a girl's body, right ? That's why I thought it would be wasteful to spit it out.
q2114	v18814	\N	8	"Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you."
q2115	v18498	c40664	13	The homosexuals will start a revolution and change the course of history.
q2116	v18498	c40664	5	Don't worry. I've got no problem with you relieving yourself in front of me, if you need to. No scat, though - that's a bit much.
q2117	v1056	\N	7	Oh, this isn't really a big deal, but... Mama ate me. Mama was my Mama. Obviously. She was a little different from normal Mamas... I think.
q2118	v1056	c4412	22	What if you mix a boy's name with a girl's...? Like Vander and Gina...
q2119	v1056	\N	18	Once upon a time, I lived somewhere with my mom, dad, and older brother. Then we ate my dad and brother. They were tasty. The end.
q2122	v19681	c50032	5	Delight IN me?! Not 'delight me,' but 'delight IN me'?!
q2124	v19681	c50036	4	This is sudden, but I recently ordered a coffin built for two...
q2125	v12455	c15715	25	I don't care if people think I'm a mama's boy, a man that doesn't love its mother, should not be allowed to be called a man, that is something that I'll always defend.
q2126	v18162	c50906	6	Anyway, a policeman named Yasu is just hilarious. Like, Yasu's the culprit! Ahahaha!
q2127	v12751	c37697	2	I definitely don't think your normal is normal... I can't believe it's fast, accurate and not even partially disturbed.
q2128	v12751	c37689	1	A-Anyway, I will take you to the hell of forging, or the purgatory of being obliged for short! You should be honored.
q2129	v12751	c37689	6	I've never thought about kissing anyone on the mouth! I hope I will meet someone I would like to kiss on the mouth one day...
q2130	v12751	c37689	2	It is unbecoming of me, a cold-hearted messenger of darkness, to try to take away the freedom of a fragile woman like an evil and treacherous emperor!
q2131	v12751	c37689	1	I-If, If you insist, I can help you, but... no, I mean, a fallen angel insists on saving you.
q2132	v3684	c63292	4	Aren't flowers good at talking?
q2133	v18162	c50717	9	Sorry, but as a young person, it's my privilege to be tired in the morning.
q2134	v18770	c42130	3	Huh? Ah... Y-Yes. You can call me Arue or little brat or trash bug or whatever you like.
q2135	v25413	c95243	5	L... Life must be hard for you, being such a hopeless cause... S... Shall I give you some of my loose change?
q2136	v25413	c95243	1	H... House sitter?! B... But you told me that your neighborhood is full of weirdos!
q2137	v25413	c95243	7	Y... You don't even wear makeup... J... Just admit that you went there to have a crap...
q2138	v25413	c95244	1	Drowned on their own vomit... What a terrible way to go...
q2139	v25413	c95246	11	I'm sorry... I have a toilet trauma... So, I can't do it here...
q2140	v25413	c95246	4	I'm not made out of Play-Doh!
q2141	v17018	c29352	38	But I don't want to kiss a mouth that's sucked me off.
q2143	v20602	\N	-7	[Aki:] Your words are the petualnt newlings of a child. [Yoshitsune:] Better that than the soulless resignation of an adult!
q2144	v45746	c127845	0	Please, Hiro, don't steal my girlfriend, haha...
q2145	v24634	\N	-5	Yay! Now we're partners in crime!
q2146	v1200	\N	30	Nevertheless, are angels truly sacred?
q2147	v18814	\N	4	"You can't realize just how absurd reality is when you are neck deep in reality."
q2148	v18814	\N	4	"Our life is our art"
q2149	v18814	\N	6	"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality."
q2150	v1056	c4413	-2	"Be careful of poisonous frogs!"
q2151	v1056	c4412	5	"...Cannibalism is morally wrong."
q2152	v44358	c97865	33	You brought me here to cook crack?!
q2154	v7819	c68785	3	Se-sensei's tools are better than daddy's pearls...
q2155	v5834	c1792	9	What? you tell your computer screen to kill itself ?
q2156	v28258	c89731	16	Season Slayer: Kisetsu no Yaiba? Sure, I have every volume at home.
q2157	v31469	\N	13	It's fine, I've never used the bathroom in my life.
q2158	v42224	\N	7	You were always my favorite meat puppet.
q2159	v19843	\N	6	I'd much rather save my first kiss for when you're conscious
q2160	v25384	c80974	8	It'd be another story if they were women, but I never asked for a future where traps fought over me!
q2161	v25384	c80977	8	I know it's hard to choose, but you might get stabbed if you don't make a choice already.
q2162	v32231	c136013	0	Look. When we get back from this, things are gonna be even crazier. Press in our faces, the whole nine yards. We might as well have fun while we can, eh?
q2163	v32231	c136014	0	True kindness is real, but only for those that bare teeth and break skin.
q2164	v17094	c30145	5	You've commited the academic equivalent of a suicide by choosing your hopeless topic, whereas I'm about to be murdered by mine.
q2165	v21875	\N	4	Tragically, despite how buff she was, this princess was also cursed to touch a spindle and die.
q2166	v38324	c67407	1	It almost feels like my backpack is haunted by the ghost of a library book.
q2167	v24399	c105369	7	He's... he's thankful for my effort! This must be the first time in five years of school. I'm so moved that I put his name first on the project's slide title.
q2168	v28146	c135649	2	I have high hopes for you, young lady with the galactic disk on her chest.
q2169	v23070	\N	9	Not that I can put “surprisingly good at eating women out” on my CV or anything...unless I feel like pursuing a very specific career path.
q2170	v26920	\N	-3	Feels like somebody's been using my noggin for a bass drum.
q2171	v26920	\N	-2	I can just imagine sticking a bunch of poison ivy in my bikini straps.
q2172	v26920	\N	3	It's not as romantic as you'd expect, with a feeling like my shoulders are being torn out of their sockets.
q2173	v20204	\N	5	There was something about her face that seemed to say without words: I am thoroughly unlikeable.
q2174	v22948	\N	5	Apparently unfamiliar with the human concept of oral sex, Mirari looks down at me in both confusion and excitement.
q2175	v26920	\N	-4	...Seriously? A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?
q2176	v661	c135968	18	These supernatural events are getting worse, along with her autism.
q2177	v31055	c99589	75	Can I ask you not to look for your father's face in my cunt?
q2178	v31055	c136067	18	Irrational, right? This is emotion. It's the same thing, humans and penises.
q2179	v26920	\N	5	Hey, as far as I'm concerned, this is what idiots on TV shows eat while drinking their own piss.
q2180	v8158	c9361	13	Whew! Verbal abuse is the best!
q2181	v16	c27961	3	That's right. Let's catch a cold with the two of us sometime!
q2182	v18498	c58125	1	La-La, la-la, iRangers - fighting to protect, saviors of love!
q2183	v397	\N	2	Wouldn't you mind taking that thing as your wife?
q2184	v397	c57	4	There is no idiot who stop when asked to stop!
q2185	v397	c83	5	Uwaan! Stop it, onee-chan. This place is where stuff comes out! You can't put a cucumber in here!
q2186	v397	c83	6	I don't care if it's a small child, but at that age, I can't see any creature with a bust under 80 centimers as a woman.
q2187	v397	c60	8	Otome-san, girl. Me, boy. Man, fight. OK?
q2188	v397	c60	7	Otome＝Reo＝Subaru＞＞＞　refregirator　＞＞＞Kani　＞＞＞　bodysoap　＞＞＞＞Fukahire
q2189	v3112	c17597	19	Unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. Actually... I'm Santa.
q2190	v7836	c10265	0	...you loved me, did you not?
q2191	v7836	c10262	23	I shall now become... the very concept of pudding itself.
q2192	v10570	c10263	10	What is this lunacy!? Do you mean to tell me that bombing school buildings is common practice in this barbaric land!?
q2193	v711	c10833	30	I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't.
q2194	v18149	c41534	13	I don't like using the phone because it means I have to talk.
q2196	v1284	c7877	11	Which means the past tense form of 'give' is 'gived.' Are you sure you've been studying?
q2197	v49410	c134815	0	I don't philisopize. You need to fill your head with thoughts to philizophize.
q2198	v49890	c136045	4	In the meantime, let me ask you, have you stopped fucking anything that moves lately?
q2199	v49410	c134841	0	Get owned, NERD!
q2200	v49410	c134816	0	Maybe she is not talking about anything sussy. You just have a vibrant imagination.
q2201	v26414	c85057	3	Hiroto made me promise to go drinking with him. If I turn him down, there's a good chance I'm gonna be murdered by a violent mob.
q2202	v49410	c135145	0	Nile and George told us about how Reiner or should I say Wryyynier! accused my friends of murder and questioned them.
q2203	v26414	c85057	17	CATS are trading foreign currency AND cryptocurrency?! Plus they're making bank on it?!
q2204	v11	c42	73	Rejoice, boy. Your wish will finally come true.
q2205	v23393	\N	21	What was so wrong with calling someone a stupid bitch if that was what they were?
q2206	v10792	c10088	12	I think coca-colas are the cutest kind of dogs.
q2207	v10570	c10265	13	Oh. No corpse? And here I had my hopes up...
q2208	v23393	\N	18	Choutsugai's handwriting was terrible, which was a perfect reflection of his inner self.
q2209	v25914	c64021	2	As they say, "Your feet will bring you to where your heart is".
q2210	v25914	c64022	4	"I see. So you wish to die, do you? Step forward."
q2211	v9881	\N	0	But, um, I can't help being inexperienced. I'll keep being inexperienced till I've had... um... experience. Sir.
q2212	v36100	c109384	0	Hello! Hi! Hey! Here! It's me, Perrine! I want your number, too!
q2213	v36100	c109328	0	You're stupid and your face is too!
q2214	v36100	c109325	0	Big people breaths, Miko.
q2215	v414	c513	1	Messing up a family like this, infidelity is really a serious crime. If I could be a judge, I'd give a death sentence.
q2216	v414	c513	2	Punk rock is full of all kinds of mistakes, but that's what makes it so gentle. Because it's mostly bad students, loners, and hated people who love it, isn't it?
q2218	v29661	c94429	20	He's maneuvering the car rather well, but this is without a doubt against law.
q2219	v47228	\N	11	If you hate death so badly why are you always killing my vibe?
q2220	v47228	\N	11	Really? I thought girls loved hearing about people dying in brutal ways.
q2221	v7689	c136234	5	A woman's bento is a sexual thing... Waking up at five in the morning, grinning while cooking--the very sight is eroticism itself... As erotic as masturbation...
q2222	v7689	c136234	6	You're trying to tell the whole class, 'We're in a relationship where this man eats my bento'. Like an animal marking its territory.
q2223	v7689	c21895	1	So, it's not like I really care about what you think! Got it!?
q2224	v7689	c75881	8	Girls shouldn't go on like this about penis this and penis that!
q2225	v7689	c75881	1	This girl is the reason I have trouble with women.
q2226	v19125	c46809	0	Don't wory. R-ne will strip anyone who tries to enter Sheeno's room in weird outfit.
q2227	v7426	c138412	6	Yeah, but he said that he needed to try his new 'breast assault technique' and he went running to god knows where.
q2228	v37179	c134641	-23	Hehe!
q2229	v7426	c138397	2	This is not the first time that I saw Italy without pants.
q2230	v7426	c138522	3	Yeah, like make someone's body a new type of gruyère cheese!
q2231	v7426	c138397	3	This sexual tension is kind of interesting, but Austria's pants are more important.
q2232	v7426	c138413	5	Well, a lot of people are scared if you grab their shirt and shake them like a rag doll.
q2233	v26344	c130392	-2	Many condemn the Yasaka as monsters, yet Sensei alone embodies the essence of a true monster.
q2234	v26344	c135157	2	One should never inquire about a lady's age.
q2235	v26344	c130393	7	Losing him is not an option. He's the only one I want, the only one I crave. He has to be mine, solely mine.
q2236	v4107	c11368	32	I don't care about the time limit. I'm the alpha male now. Everything is mine.
q2237	v1171	c11649	1	"I wonder if the rain will ever let up."
q2238	v1171	c11650	8	"Yukari's a dummy dumb-dumb... She's a dummy dumb-dumb little sister..."
q2239	v1171	c11651	3	"Everything in this world is formed from falsehood."
q2240	v3144	c3560	37	The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
q2241	v18690	c43354	19	If I was STALKING you, I'd be all secretive about it, obviously! This is different because I just stand right outside your house!
q2242	v16640	c31032	13	D-D-D-Don't think so highly of yourself! You trying to marry me too, dick boy?!
q2243	v50014	c136258	-2	"get that fucking smirk off your face... you're going to die here."
q2244	v38068	c123168	6	Ha ha ha! That's what I'm talking about. That tengu, he just loved you enough to stalk you!
q2245	v1474	\N	-2	There were charcoal logs inside the friying pan.
q2246	v20424	c55094	51	Shizuku is fundamentally boobs.
q2247	v17	\N	21	Democracy... is overrated...
q2248	v20424	\N	9	It's okay. If you don't get caught, is the same as if you didn't do it at all.
q2249	v28983	\N	10	She had those orangutan titties.
q2250	v21523	c62878	12	It's about the boobs, isn't it?! You just gotta have 'em big like everyone else
q2251	v21523	c62878	5	Meooooow!
q2252	v37179	\N	24	Oh, are we playing a game where we lie to people about things? That sounds fun! I respect and admire all of you, and I'm so happy to be here.
q2253	v29960	\N	9	I don't care. I'm the fucking deliveryman and this is your pizza. That'll be twenty-five.
q2254	v414	c346	1	I see. He self-mutilates, trying to express his anger toward the world... What a difficult culture.
q2255	v29345	c97851	39	I'd rather play dead at a necrophilia convention
q2257	v16190	\N	6	KILL JAAAAAAAAP!!
q2258	v44200	\N	13	My womb is crying out for the DNA of an Alpha...
q2259	v17018	c29350	52	Even if it's just a hero's jerk off session, there are those who see his jizz as pure white.
q2260	v29345	c132566	7	Literally everyone at school's seen your micropenis!
q2261	v238	c12929	-2	Youngsters these days......have no respect for the aged.
q2262	v238	c8775	2	It looks like meaningless phrases are becoming popular......
q2263	v238	c12925	3	Make me into a fine dried head and hang me above your hearth......
q2264	v238	c12923	1	Your new wife has come to share the bed with you!
q2265	v12849	c22775	13	My secret? Well, there's a certain code I live by... Just! Google! It!
q2266	v16743	c97335	8	If you were in a video game, you'd be one of the most hated characters who would reduce the sales by 80% the moment you show your face.
q2267	v16743	\N	4	It's 2050 and we don't have moon-sized starships.
q2268	v16743	c97335	11	Sources? What kind of sources... Wikipedia? Reddit? 4chan?
q2269	v16714	c40688	1	Women are all dying trying to cling on some rich guy, while men are all trying to find the right pussy.
q2270	v16714	c40686	0	Aku mencintaimu.
q2271	v16714	c40692	-1	People live for hope. Because of it, we have the courage to move on.
q2272	v16714	c40687	0	If the world is hell and we hope for heaven, then we should choose death the day we are born.
q2274	v397	c57	15	San Fransiscon.
q2275	v44	c1631	6	Boy, you ejaculate. That is ejecting something from your body as well.
q2276	v415	c6236	7	Actually, it's only 26:00 on Saturday, so it's still work hours!
q2277	v9684	c37065	0	If you underestimate Aki-nii, you are gonna die! The pain of having your hymen torn will kill you!! Aki-nii's thing is already an incredible murder weapon!
q2278	v9684	c37067	0	No, nooo, I won't be able to be a husband anymoore!
q2279	v9684	c37067	0	You really are hopeless. Looks like only your butt and you breasts grew up.
q2280	v26548	c136505	11	Ahh, I ended up replying "yes". Even though I am no homo. Really, for real, even though I am definitely no homo... !
q2281	v602	c9514	4	Gimme s'more alkyhol!
q2282	v602	c9464	-3	......Bbppbp--
q2283	v26532	c85451	20	Huh, they're all homoerotic BL manga and gay romance novels. Interesting, Pewter. Interesting...
q2284	v26532	c85451	22	We each have basically one outfit. That's because we're rational people.
q2285	v4916	\N	8	Yoh! Burazaa! Funki kai? Wattsu gooin non men!?
q2286	v24197	c76737	2	You insulted me, you beat me, and you turned my body against me. It truly was a dream come true. You listened to my heart.
q2287	v3144	c3564	138	Cunt, a book written by a man who can’t. Heheh.
q2289	v25384	c80977	-3	So in short, Himegami-sama or Shiro-chan? Hmm... That one's a doozy.  Should you live or should you die, now that's the real doozy...
q2290	v25384	c80977	3	Are manjus scary?
q2291	v397	c76	6	Hits the desk with her fingers → danger level 4★★★★ (the worst); avoidance method → run away without making eye contact; what to do when involved → give up
q2292	v6589	\N	25	What the fuck is a tomgirl titty fuck? There aren't even any tits to fuck!
q2293	v57	c1383	21	I had attempted to calm her down via some sexual harassment, but it would appear that my skills in that regard were not yet up to the task...
q2294	v29049	c115655	18	"Thank you for your interest. I feel like a mile long bar of ice cream."
q2296	v29345	c97851	21	If you're gonna sexually harass me could you not talk like a cartoon character while you do it?
q2300	v697	\N	6	I got myself a paperclip.
q2301	v4617	\N	0	Men often go for lonely women. Maybe it's love, maybe not, I don't know.
q2302	v33	\N	20	What does ‘uguu’ mean? You say it whether you’re happy or sad.
q2303	v18872	\N	21	Time to mix drinks and change lives.
q2304	v28130	c89452	6	I must have broken my 'love organ'...
q2305	v18825	\N	9	Japanophilia is a scary thing. It hasn't just reached the Western world — it's also managed to pollute Hell itself.
q2306	v18825	\N	2	I forget that not all of us have read The Capitalist Manifesto by Adler and Kelso, 1958.
q2307	v19073	c44770	7	Hey! Master, my face is not a toy!
q2308	v20854	c34053	-2	Now let us wage war
q2309	v20854	c17790	-1	You have forgotten how to be a true demon.  For that you must perish
q2310	v28576	c98440	18	Well, it's because we live in a society.
q2311	v139	c2204	27	Look, you're getting turned on from just a toothbrush. You're a Russian spy, all right.
q2312	v5834	c1794	26	My body is liquid! I am pee!
q2313	v1141	c9508	11	Let the world be peaceful, let the world be peaceful, let the world be peaceful...
q2314	v26000	c83873	4	You're drooling from your south mouth, too.
q2315	v18760	c41751	6	Only pedophiles or homos would take these out of desperation.
q2316	v18760	c41751	-1	You really are stupid like a monkey.
q2317	v18760	c41747	-2	I like inanimate objects, but there's a limit to how many different apples and bananas I can paint.
q2318	v18760	c41751	-3	Ah... This one... didn't count. I was just practicing. The next toss will be the real thing...
q2319	v49540	c136849	-2	Do fox-girls know what boyfriends are?
q2320	v49540	c136849	4	Guys nowadays seem to be extremely interested in girls with animal ears...
q2321	v49540	c136850	1	If you were to live in the forest, you'd be dead by now!
q2322	v49540	c136850	1	Oh! Hooman will give me hooman clothes?
q2323	v49540	c136850	8	Being naked is always a good fashion choice!
q2325	v18419	\N	12	Finding god is pretty easy. He's 109.8 FM.
q2326	v22880	c69905	5	If I hear you talking about what I 'want to happen' again, I will take actions that violate Geneva Conventions.
q2327	v9846	c14698	17	Hey, bitch-chan. Don't you think striking balls is the lewdest kind of sport?
q2328	v22880	c73486	1	So it was the love of the people working in economy's primary sector. Thanks, everyone.
q2329	v17018	\N	15	If I were to translate that more colloquially, I'd say that "The me that was me had stolen the book from me's-me's me."
q2330	v26594	\N	22	She had sex with a horse, and the horse died.
q2331	v22880	c69903	11	You have no business dying after agreeing to become my servant. I didn't give you permission to.
q2332	v26000	c83873	8	Dang, they're massive. British devils are something else.
q2334	v6357	c17168	8	"Uuu...! Wh-What do you mean, the truth about myself...? Seriously, it's not like I love your semen or anything...!"
q2335	v23741	\N	13	When it comes to masturbation, I'm what you'd call a professional.
q2336	v945	c766	24	Ivegottogodosomething!
q2337	v812	c4651	4	I prefer to be happier the rest of the year than be fortunate twice a year.
q2338	v21976	c109953	6	Giving up makes life easier. That's how everyone gets to heaven in the end.
q2339	v139	c2204	11	Just as I thought, your penis is very skilled.
q2340	v139	\N	13	Slurp! The stethoscope slid inside his anus easily.
q2341	v12849	c22768	-17	...I made it.
q2342	v299	c395	1	Well, you know, I was trying to summon a horde of demons.
q2343	v299	c395	-1	Yes, I'm used to them. Nobody suddenly bit me, so that was a relief.
q2344	v16862	c9374	12	Because where there's maids, there's chainsaws, of course.
q2346	v414	c343	8	With all my love, to this fucking world.
q2347	v17	c24	5	What should be a barrier between us was actually the only thing joining us.
q2348	v33	c2937	44	Love is such a sudden thing. But diarrhea, strikes even more suddenly.
q2349	v15523	c3788	15	Ah! He's coming over here, he's coming over here! It's Shitman!
q2350	v397	c103	2	You are as stupid as a bird.
q2351	v5	c193	6	I had this weird dream... where a kitty cat beat me up. U-Uoooooooooo!? Kitties are super scary!?
q2352	v5	c193	16	Uwaaaah, I don't want to turn 21!
q2353	v751	c304	-1	Don't worry, you nutcase. I'll soon go out on a quest to exterminate you.
q2354	v43470	c124885	8	Wait, who made me both microwave expert and security guard?!
q2355	v28258	\N	9	My first kiss... tasted faintly of tomato sauce.
q2356	v6540	c43551	57	"Aren't you happy? Don't you love sucking dick? Well now you're sucking dook."
q2357	v38002	\N	3	It's a motorless bicycle... or 'motorbike' for short.
q2358	v38002	\N	4	I gently patted Takahisa, whose eyebrows were drooped so low that it reminded me of a certain face emoticon, on the shoulder.
q2359	v604	c768	11	From now on you will think of me as an adorable girl in love! You fucker!!
q2360	v26902	c87896	10	Who cares about my ma, I wanna eat croquette!!!
q2361	v11567	c1865	34	Uhm... the pancake ran away.
q2362	v139	c3678	9	P... put it in!? Isn't that the same as having sex? Is this some kind of bad joke!?
q2363	v139	c2203	19	A strong-willed man begging is twice as erotic as a cute man begging.
q2364	v139	\N	10	Gallacher was prim and proper as he stuck his hand down inside his briefs.
q2365	v17287	c54645	7	All people die. Some time, some place. They have their own reasons to live. They have their own reasons to die.
q2366	v43470	c124885	6	Is she drooling over a sparkly ornament?
q2367	v17287	c54641	7	Darkness was there when I closed my eyes. Darkness was there when I opened them.
q2368	v29345	c97851	16	The MILF window's closing, Mom!
q2369	v29345	c97860	11	I WANNA GO HOME AND STAB MY HAMSTER!
q2370	v33	c2937	10	That proves it: there is no God.
q2371	v139	c20936	17	Shut the hell up! I give blowjobs all the time!
q2372	v13666	c34598	-25	He sends me flying with a counter, but I no longer care
q2373	v12	c15848	1	The moment it comes to light that you're a working adult, you start acting big, shit.
q2374	v3112	c17597	24	Say you're sorry! Apologize to the funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman.
q2375	v139	c2203	19	Huh... but it's like I'm raping you. Isn't that great?
q2376	v37179	c134641	18	What? Nooo. No I wouldn't stab you. I am just a sweet innocent Princess, trapped here for no reason.
q2377	v19455	c55370	4	"Geniuses are born from the lowest kind of scum."
q2378	v7721	c37791	1	Why is this happening…? I have so many beautiful girls with me, but I still feel so miserable…
q2379	v18717	c52685	-5	Vurai squints, seemingly trying to place her ethnicity, then nods in apparent satisfaction.
q2380	v548	c22060	15	Sometimes I wondered if the creatures known as women knew any adjectives apart form "cute".
q2381	v25197	c81185	22	Go back in time to a few days ago and tell us to thaw the turkey out!
q2382	v25197	c81185	7	How many fireplaces does your place have? More than mine?
q2383	v23741	c81733	19	Nye heh heh.
q2384	v5	c193	12	This must be a dream. You'd never say anything this retarded in real life...
q2385	v5	c1871	11	I dislike men who are always making sound arguments!
q2386	v9879	c5410	21	I gave up on being localized in America the moment I realized I was smoking in my sprite.
q2387	v9879	c5404	7	Momma Mode's been turned on!
q2388	v14022	c735	69	If you wanna be the strongest in the world, defeat your wife first.
q2389	v5	c1863	9	His hobby is collecting wooden chopsticks and making a raft with them. He failed last time and it sank.
q2390	v29144	c92785	-3	Atsuki! You son of a bitch!
q2391	v21523	c62879	6	I thought men couldn't get enough of nuns and shrine maidens.
q2392	v25366	c82135	7	Nii-sama, there's no possible explanation for what just transpired other than you inflicting violence upon a woman claiming to be dating you...
q2393	v21523	c62881	29	Anyone would be delighted to hear their adorable sister's dirty moans.
q2394	v14265	c21481	9	But I wonder what'd happen if I fused with a jellyfish.
q2395	v3144	c3560	77	Are they thinking of fucking it? Are you all thinking of fucking a toilet?
q2396	v3144	c3560	92	I've lived without knowing the touch of a woman.
q2397	v3144	c3559	29	This isn't a jar of marmalade, is it...
q2398	v3144	c3560	80	I see. You're pretty smart for a whore.
q2399	v3144	c3560	44	Girls hormones can get messed up when they cuss all the time. That's why you don't have any boobs...
q2400	v1056	c4411	-1	"Her face was beet red. She was so cute."
q2401	v1056	c4412	-1	"You look rather...um, dark?"
q2402	v1056	c4414	4	Yaaayyy! It's gonna make me pregnant!
q2403	v1056	c4413	0	Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! Catch a tiger by the toe! If he hollers, let him go!
q2404	v1056	c4411	3	"The hell are you doing?! This is some unsolved mysteries shit!"
q2405	v1194	c552	3	Adults...no....women, are a scary.
q2406	v1194	c552	-9	"I hope we can still be fr..."
q2407	v1056	c4411	1	"It was like I was some kind of illegal immigrant or something."
q2408	v1056	c4414	3	I'm feelin' a little rebellious. The laws of physics can eat it."
q2409	v1056	c4411	2	"Maybe you're just having a mid-life crisis. Makes sense..."
q2410	v1056	c4413	3	"HOOOOOHHHH! DON'T EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD!"
q2411	v1056	\N	3	"That was a very logical reason to murder someone. Very reasonable"
q2412	v18976	c45119	7	... In front of the anus (koumon), no, I mean, the school gate (koumon)...
q2413	v20326	c54599	1	Without question. The only time I will not be able to protect her is when my limbs have been ripped from my body.
q2414	v20326	c54601	1	Great, we've got the apology over and done with. So what should I do with them? Burn them alive? How about water torture?
q2415	v397	c61	7	You are 10^68 years too young to think you can push me down.
q2416	v397	c61	2	Tsushima-kun, you are always failing like when trying to show me your good side...
q2417	v21289	c87372	23	Pretty sure adult women fight by slapping each other with their tits.
q2418	v1056	c4430	1	I like seein' other people's misfortune, but I do like a pinch of happiness, too.
q2419	v1056	\N	-2	So she did what only seemes natural. She cut it off
q2420	v1056	c4414	4	Yo! I'm Goku!
q2421	v1056	\N	0	Is it okay if I make that black, ugly thing disappear?
q2422	v1056	c4437	1	Pfft...I'm always cool. I'm ice cold.
q2423	v13666	c34598	28	What's so wrong with being incorrect?
q2424	v40519	c120958	1	I'm just a guy with a few holes in my memory.
q2425	v43470	c124885	16	If I had a ring for every time a murder ruined my naptime...
q2426	v43470	c124876	3	I completed your test with ease, all my efforts were only to please. But you joked and japed, said no to my face, now I wish you were riddled with fleas.
q2427	v43470	c124876	-3	Tick tick tock goes the clock, while our heroes are in the caboose.
q2428	v43470	c124875	10	Any war crimes I should know about?
q2429	v43470	c124875	4	The whole "maybe the egg is a bomb" thing destroyed my appetite.
q2430	v139	\N	11	I saw you sitting on the bench there with a sad face, so I decided to give you my special nosebleed service.
q2431	v139	c2204	17	Yes... Perhaps this means there will be a bestiality chapter later on in this game...
q2432	v139	c3674	13	Ahh... mm... Sensei... what's a... foreskin?
q2433	v16013	\N	8	"Can I finally start raping him now?"
q2434	v29144	\N	2	The absurdities will soon collapse into a single truth.
q2435	v29144	\N	-3	The labyrinth never stopped spinning, and somewhere, it hid the peak that everyone wanted to reach. There's only one place where it would not have moved.
q2436	v47645	c131586	7	NO SEX NO LIFE!
q2437	v47645	c131586	6	Ow~! Cruel violence against onaholes is not allowed! We are meant to be fucked, not to be beaten up!
q2438	v40519	c120961	-1	You still don't trust me? you're such a bother.
q2439	v47645	c131586	11	Aaah somebody help me! This man is beating me up instead of giving me cum! He's making an onahole cry!
q2440	v47645	c131586	6	Did you get so obsessed with onaholes that you got disowned for doing nothing but masturbating!?
q2441	v40519	c120959	-2	Me, concerned? that's about a hundred years too early...
q2442	v14062	\N	9	If you want to put it in my ass, you'd better be prepared to take it in the ass yourself.
q2443	v47009	c130801	-3	I won't allow anyone to harm the person I kidnapped because I wanted to protect them. Even more so if it's me.
q2444	v47009	c130196	-2	...There are things that cannot be achieved just by being pretty.
q2445	v47009	c137338	-2	I will never forget you. Even if this body decays and ends.
q2446	v29144	\N	-15	I see. Glad to meet you. I'm Cecal Fray.
q2447	v40519	c120957	3	Stupid idiot! but, thanks for helping me!
q2450	v40519	c120962	1	''Home'' he says, this isn't your crib Yashiro.
q2451	v33404	c134831	4	Here it comes: Senpai's Super Cunnilingus Poetry...
q2452	v33404	c134831	3	He always spouts some strange theory that whenever he's eating ass it stimulates his brain.
q2453	v57	c1385	8	What about nuclear weapons? You like WMDs, right? Don't you just love uranium?
q2454	v717	\N	16	I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures.
q2455	v19035	\N	9	I wanted him to stab the knife into me and rip me open.
q2456	v19035	c88345	26	I'll be your little angel.
q2457	v19035	\N	21	Call me cute one more time, bitch.
q2458	v23393	\N	29	He lied to me when he said he published oneshots in Shounen Jamp. He was actually serialized in a porn magazine.
q2459	v38068	\N	-7	Eh? Eh...? EH...?!
q2460	v1296	\N	1	What was wrong with me? We were of the same gender.
q2461	v1296	\N	8	...Why do you sing as if your days are numbered?
q2462	v1296	c52742	19	Change is a terribly frightening thing, but I've realised that it's something I can't do without.
q2463	v40519	c120960	5	Last month it was a bird, last week it was a cat and today its a person?! whatever its always me that has to deal with that bothersome crap.
q2464	v21289	\N	4	Drowning in one million tons of shit is how you deserve to die after what you pulled off.
q2465	v14265	c21481	10	I wonder why adults always immediately start talking about work once they run into someone they know... It's weird...
q2466	v23393	\N	25	Juro! All these guys can think about is boobs! This is supposed to be a strategy meeting!
q2467	v28576	\N	2	It's objectivity that makes us so pitiful.
q2468	v28576	\N	9	Come with me. To the wonderful, boundless world of the Trichiliocosm.
q2469	v28576	\N	5	Once you become a member of society, you will receive undeserved verbal abuse.
q2470	v28576	\N	4	It will never break again... It will be an eternal shared illusion.
q2471	v18157	c92028	5	It's one of those kinds of stores where it looks like a radioactive clown jizzed on everything.
q2472	v18157	c92028	11	That's when I realize it's a penis water gun.
q2473	v414	c344	1	Fuji-yama! Fuji-yama! Sushi, Geisha!
q2474	v414	c343	0	This superhero is so cool. He was a child from a very poor family in Ukraine.
q2475	v414	c346	5	Eat shit, that's all.
q2476	v414	c344	5	The fuckin' job is fuckin' hard. Fuck!
q2477	v414	c346	7	I see. I really don't want to, but if I have to, I'll hit the audience with my instrument.
q2478	v17102	\N	3	It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the Valley of Hinnom.
q2479	v17102	c43790	25	Where? Where are the Japanese shaman girls, Lintahlo?
q2480	v17102	c43790	4	Holy cow! So I said we should come soon!
q2481	v11	c15	60	I don't want to admit it. But it seems... I like Kotomine Kirei.
q2482	v7	\N	7	"Eh- No, I was just musing. Sorry if it was confusing..." Poem yet to be titled... that wasn't very amusing.
q2483	v299	c386	6	Melons melons~
q2484	v9846	c14701	11	If men weren't pervs, you humans would all be extinct in no time.
q2486	v18760	c41751	3	It's only when he sees cute girls like me that his dick, that's usually hidden by a layer of fat on his belly, rises like a tower.
q2487	v16640	c32069	15	I'd almost say we've been blessed by the god of implausible erotic situations or something.
q2488	v30394	c95740	9	If you asked me to choose between saving a forest and saving a woman... I would ask you if there were any women in the forest.
q2489	v30394	c95740	5	The responsible babysitter hands me the baby she's supposed to be sitting. There's nothing questionable about this transaction at all.
q2490	v30394	c95747	8	I was just about to livetweet me dying.
q2491	v18157	c92028	8	HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHIT SONUVABITCH!
q2492	v13325	c17470	7	Wait a second please. Nii-san only recently grew out of his diaper phase; I don't think he's ready to get married yet.
q2493	v57	c1383	3	Yeah, I agree. I'm completely perfect. That stuff about not being able to handle sexual situations? A total joke. Seriously.
q2494	v24110	\N	0	This is no time for weakness or honesty.
q2495	v47645	c131586	5	Of freakin course this pretty girl in front of you is the same as any human! I go pee, I sweat, I also cum love juice and suck on cocks like any humans do!
q2496	v6639	\N	18	You can't just go around discovering people's holes!
q2497	v14062	\N	3	As God said, "Be fruitful and multiply".
q2498	v14062	\N	10	I won't accept guys who aren't all about homosexuality.
q2499	v14062	\N	7	Love us like the fishburger loves its fried fish!
q2500	v3144	\N	33	If it ended here, this would be a kusoge!!
q2501	v7	\N	10	Sadness is easy to see, happiness is difficult to understand.
q2502	v21782	c64024	31	Maybe I went too far in showing you our torture chamber. I'm sorry.
q2503	v7853	\N	14	Ah... This is such a nice city... I was walking down this street last night when a group of harpies raped me.
q2504	v14062	\N	10	Err, I mean, kindly kill yourself, valued customer.
q2505	v43470	c124877	4	I'm licensed to handle raw meat.
q2507	v43470	c124877	12	Oh? You don't love parties where by the end someone tries to kill you?
q2509	v26414	c85054	16	That time my late-blooming older childhood friend was reincarnated in another world as a cunning playboy!
q2510	v1552	c5094	8	I'm not so brazen as that! Really, I'm not! I'm no maid strumpet!
q2511	v1552	c5103	13	Hehehe... Being able to legally beat this slime... ah, the pure joy!
q2512	v1552	c5092	10	Like she finally lost it and slipped into a maid-themed axe rampage
q2513	v1894	c6232	10	If you really, really feel strongly about someone, and want to make them happy... You need to doubt them just as much as you trust them.
q2514	v20	c5318	8	Being kind without reference to time, place and occasion is annoying. Hiding behind words of kindness is just being afraid of hurting someone.
q2515	v751	c267	13	Good and evil don't matter. To me, what's right is simply what's most precious to me.
q2516	v1474	c3930	14	If you hesitate when asking a question, you're probably better off not asking. When you feel the time is right to ask, they'll tell you of their own accord.
q2517	v4028	\N	16	They showed a drawing of two beautiful men... doing things like -retracted-, -retracted- and even -retracted-
q2518	v1200	\N	46	I once smeared mustard on a cat's anus.
q2519	v734	c87821	7	Love is about thoughtfulness, affection, and LUST!
q2520	v51	c4766	10	The moment the exams end, my intelligence drops like a rock.
q2521	v51	\N	6	She opens her mouth in a 'Hauuu~' kind of way.
q2522	v50	c43	-2	It's been three hours since the pizza and I'm hungry!
q2523	v50	c33	18	Hooh aherhooh, you hwo, munchmunch.
q2524	v23740	c67682	25	There is nothing greater in this world than tiny, flat, minuscule breasts.
q2525	v18077	\N	19	You humans are like that sometimes, aren't you? Occasionally emotion, not logic. Violence, not dialogue. Those are closer to the truth for you all.
q2526	v1917	c4457	7	Mari is bad end
q2527	v12849	c22767	12	I feel like just thinking of strawberries can get me through any hardships.
q2528	v12849	c22768	29	Why would I pay for that when I could just punch you and take your money?
q2529	v44662	c126514	6	One-thousand and one ways to bang your mom.
q2530	v33	c2937	13	You're still a child until you can solve a cubic equation without any problem.
q2531	v20330	c55337	7	There's no morning wood even though it's morning. Can I even call it the morning without that?
q2532	v3660	c18377	21	Being naked in a chapel with your butt sticking out - who would do something like this?
q2533	v3660	c18382	24	...My finger is in your asshole. I understand.
q2534	v3660	c18382	-7	...Once you get used to it, you'll be able to insert larger objects.
q2535	v14265	c70186	7	There are plenty of girls that are into glasses! This is a positive trait you naked eyed savage! You should be embarrassed walking around in public like that!
q2536	v26523	c60020	32	Small titties or big, if they're titties, I want to fondle them. It's what brings me joy.
q2537	v11856	c21354	11	It's lunch break, and we were bored, so we figured we'd gang up and attack Genki
q2538	v17038	c33066	9	"*chew* Wow. You really captured that... plastic flavor?"
q2539	v14018	\N	12	Those eyes are God's eyes?
q2540	v13325	c17470	16	Whoa whoa whoa! Everyone's being so dirty and shameless! If this keeps going any longer my ears are gonna get pregnant!
q2541	v29383	\N	7	This is what makes a man a creature! I'll cut off that grotesque crotch right now!!
q2542	v14934	\N	4	I'm not sure if this is a medical procedure, but it's ok! I've disinfected it well... with spit!
q2543	v16032	c28299	31	ALIIIICE!!! YOU FREELOADING SCUM!!! PAY YOUR RENT!!! YOU DEAD WEIGHT LOSER!!!
q2544	v57	c1374	9	NEETs haven't been working much lately, have they?
q2545	v57	c1383	5	I am unfamiliar with the recreational habits of peasants, so I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what to do.
q2546	v57	c1385	13	I'm not going bald... I'm not going bald! No... This is EVOLUTION...!
q2547	v57	c506	-1	I don't mind what we do as long as I can space out...
q2548	v57	c1383	9	The texture is grass-like because you're eating grass!
q2549	v57	c1383	5	I'll... r-r-rape youuuuu...
q2550	v57	c1374	8	Farewell, my beloved son. Love, dad... P.S... Playstation.
q2551	v57	c1385	7	I-I failed the psychiatric evaluation, so I can do something like this without being considered a criminal, okay!?
q2552	v17102	c6493	19	Whoops, got too serious. Need to slip back into shitpost mode.
q2553	v24132	c77062	16	For now, my anus has firmly protected my chastity.
q2554	v24132	c77063	6	I'm sure one day... you'll fall in love with me for real...
q2555	v36246	c112592	5	I struggle with my rapidly melting Love Lotion and finally slurp the last of it in my mouth
q2556	v14934	\N	6	I wonder if there are any jobs that pay for sticking your head in a beautiful woman's freshly undressed underwear basket.
q2557	v33493	\N	55	🙏BLESS🙏
q2558	v33493	\N	46	what if i used my super chat money to buy a vibrator
q2559	v33493	\N	29	oh well if i accidentally flash a tit or whatever ill get more views
q2560	v33493	\N	25	you know, p-chan, ive always really - *clank clank clank clank* (sound of a train rushing past)
q2561	v15070	c26871	6	(I-I'm even famous enough for a cat to know about me ...)
q2562	v15070	c26872	0	I suppose scoring only two points would certainly count as unique, wouldn't you say ?
q2564	v12849	c22768	36	Giving your virginity to the great blue sea, now that sounds poetic. Bit too poetic for me though.
q2565	v24717	c64309	10	I can't believe I had the deepest orgasm of my life from the slightest touch.
q2566	v29345	c97860	13	Yo what's up this is Kylar, let's break this gay ass photo lab!
q2567	v37651	c5103	15	Well, that's a shame for you! It's not a 'surprise I've actually got big ones!' situation with me
q2568	v1552	c5090	3	Again with the 'nothing?' It has to be something sometime.
q2569	v19035	c88345	22	I paint the desires hidden deep in the human heart.
q2570	v29300	\N	5	But now, her path is shrouded in darkness and her pride is all gone. She's a terrible slut now.
q2571	v29300	c93493	5	You'd experience things together, without me. She'd learn things about you I never would. I can't stand that.
q2572	v29300	c93493	8	Will you hate me when you find out everything? If so, kill me. I don't mind dying if it's by your hand.
q2573	v29300	\N	3	It's almost funny. She has nothing left. Everything she ever had has been consumed. She's not a soldier, or a livestock, or a sample. Yet still, she wants to live on.
q2575	v21956	c65109	-2	Yasumasa - HOUSE
q2576	v26344	c130392	0	Your breasts and thighs are so plump, even as young as you are. You've got child-bearing hips, and your scent makes—
q2577	v21269	c65711	27	Shit! I was at the mercy of a guy who thought ass play was the norm!
q2578	v21269	c65711	23	Well, shit. The cock was definitely out of the bag.
q2579	v2002	c6498	26	Leave this task to Hououin Kyouma! I shall open this door with precision, boldness and delicacy, as if it were the flesh of a beautiful woman!
q2581	v29443	\N	4	So you want a brain? Yes.
q2582	v29443	\N	5	Then I hope they have air conditioning wherever we're going.
q2583	v29443	\N	5	At first I dismissed that as a bug...but maybe it's a feature.
q2584	v21269	c65711	16	Why is it only ever guys who ask me to hang out?
q2585	v24202	c109868	5	True intimacy is when you don't know what will happen next or how your partner will treat you. Otherwise, it's just masturbation.
q2586	v21523	c62881	7	I just fucked my sister
q2587	v750	\N	7	At home I'm just my little sister's toy. And outside I'm treated as a small fry.
q2588	v21523	c62879	11	Have you ever jacked off to your little sister?
q2589	v27448	c89233	9	I've learned the true meaning of loving hamburgers.
q2590	v15070	c26871	4	"You're talking to the one who had three servings of breakfast this morning. Should I really be considered a woman at this point?"
q2591	v19917	c65344	14	Well, the lieutenant's... inside my belly.
q2592	v19917	c65341	13	He must be struggling to not contract his asshole so he won't crush the berries up there.
q2593	v21523	c62879	8	It's only natural for a big brother to pleasure himself with his little sister, after all
q2594	v473	\N	11	If you said you couldn't eat it, I was going to slice your stomach open and stuff it in myself.
q2595	v14062	\N	3	It seems that Apollo 13 won't be rendezvousing for docking maneuvers tonight.
q2596	v14062	\N	7	My story is rock-hard right now.
q2597	v14062	\N	3	Talk about disappointment. Failure, failure and failure.
q2598	v50731	c137859	0	You can't say you're sorry and then just immediately go back to doing the thing you were sorry about!
q2599	v50731	c137858	0	I'm just going to stop you right there. Please stop theorizing. Your theories are always the most, mind the pun, bat-shit insane things I've ever heard.
q2600	v12402	c45460	4	(She definitely thinks i'm obnoxious... Argh, i want to hide under a rock. I want to reverse time and try this over again!)
q2601	v12402	\N	4	People prefer an open book to a face of stone.
q2602	v27448	\N	6	And thus the Crab Worshipper's Association Summer Party- Err, Atri's birthday party begins.
q2603	v716	c14338	19	A fool's fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool's fool.
q2604	v38067	c94431	5	I can join you guys…but I fall asleep in 5 seconds
q2605	v38067	c94428	7	Scien, Scien! Let’s talk about love when we are going to bed. Do you have any women you’re interested in?
q2606	v50742	c137879	1	“Is it going to harm me in any way? Are you going to use my body as- as fuckin’ plant food or something?”
q2607	v183	c7177	20	Things like voice and appearance don't matter. If someone is truly important to you... then the tiniest part of them is enough.
q2608	v21405	c63866	3	Being happy can be somewhat bittersweet, isn't it?
q2609	v3144	c3560	101	Infinite ejaculation.
q2610	v22299	c95806	0	That's not what a counselor should do. She should be kind and supportive to build your confidence in yourself, not cruel and judgmental to destroy it.
q2611	v17863	\N	5	Just as there is always light in darkness, in every great man lies a touch of feminity.
q2612	v17863	\N	9	You need to find both the right incentive and the right timing to kill yourself. Just like confessing to your first crush, wouldn't you say?
q2613	v17863	\N	6	Compared to them, we men are just useless poop factories.
q2614	v17863	\N	5	So maybe we shouldn't go as far as to say we're 'killing ourselves' but instead, that we're 'rejuving our lives.'
q2615	v47740	c135375	3	Oi oi... did you two forget you're not alone here?
q2616	v18077	\N	11	Future...? That's the most useless of all. I never had one of those to begin with.
q2617	v470	\N	3	Of course, my cock got rockhard
q2618	v41700	\N	7	I knew love is blind, but I never thought it's deaf too!
q2619	v41700	\N	7	Mummy! It's those two face-sucking perverts again!
q2620	v41700	\N	7	This is totally not gay.
q2621	v41700	\N	1	Guess both you and our Palmier have shitty taste in men.
q2622	v41700	\N	1	Don't you know honesty is overrated?
q2623	v473	\N	13	Don't look at me with those nasty eyes. You'll impregnate me, so don't look at me, perv.
q2624	v5	c193	8	A Kansai man came and burned off my notebook with a beam of light.
q2625	v661	\N	2	When I realized that I was not only trapped, but naked, I felt like I wanted to cry.
q2626	v661	\N	4	I quess I should've checked the weather report before taking a shower. Not that anyone would ever expect a typhoon to strike them in the shower!
q2627	v661	\N	8	"We're being watched..." A.) Panicked, I made sure my hair looked perfect.
q2628	v661	c135840	1	Nami, let's qo to the beach next month! You can wear a bikini! A G-string bikini!
q2629	v661	\N	5	"It's a poltergeist." I said, with a shudder. "What's a poltergeist?" "A geist that polters!"
q2630	v21523	c63418	9	I can always give a play-by-play of your last sex session if you prefer.
q2631	v47554	c135127	0	While we're chatting in the park, how about killing some time and hang out with me.
q2632	v1896	\N	2	Everyone realizes it at some point. Nothing in the real world ends with a nice little "they lived happily ever after."
q2633	v139	c20936	17	I wish this idiot has just smashed his head against the Berlin Wall and died!
q2634	v12711	c38505	6	Tsk... Despite having a big cock, you're pretty strict about such things
q2635	v661	c135885	0	I'm not qoing to just drop it! Somebody just plants a kiss on my boyfriend in the dark? I'm not just gonna sit back and accept it. I'm gonna object to that, of course!
q2636	v661	\N	3	Nami raced to the stairs with the same fury as when she got into a fight with a police officer on a motorcycle.
q2637	v661	\N	3	I imagined Nami taking a shower in here... Who wouldn't get psycho!? Uh, I mean who wouldn't get psyched?
q2638	v661	c135840	7	What do you call a rhinoceros before it rains? A DRY-noceros!
q2639	v661	c135840	1	I know. You've got no reason to want to kill me... Not yet, anyway!
q2640	v18852	c45358	21	"What motivates people is not despair, but love."
q2641	v18852	c45356	23	"Maybe it would be better for me to start as your slave, and slowly work my way up to being your friend..."
q2642	v18852	c45356	10	"You're turning into a normie... just like the rest of them..."
q2643	v1896	\N	4	Being exposed to daily psychological assaults from an anime-tier childhood friend would raise any human's endurance.
q2644	v561	\N	11	First up is the piss drinking diet!
q2645	v9205	c15448	5	Dunce, coward, chicken, insect, dimwit, trash, loser, hack, octopus, squid, tuna, salmon...!
q2646	v38552	c116221	3	Oh good, you’re awake. I was beginning to worry I’d have to eat you again already.
q2647	v49523	\N	9	She was hungry and he dressed as a bottle of ranch dressing...beginner’s mistake.
q2648	v49523	\N	9	And here I am, narrating cheap yandere porn, only to get a paycheck to feed my goose.
q2649	v49523	\N	7	If you want me to become a catboy, I will become one. If you want me to be a cuckold, I’ll watch you have sex with someone else.
q2650	v661	\N	1	"Fires and fights are the flowers of Edo!" I said, as I jumped into the skies above the eight hundred and eight neighborhoods of Oedo.
q2651	v661	\N	0	"Uh, what do you think you're grabbing there?" "Oh, yuck!" "Don't worry. It's just my thumb."
q2652	v661	\N	5	As the narrator of Otogirisou, I felt it was time to mix in some concentrated lovin' and initiate my special plan.
q2653	v661	\N	5	I wore the panties I found earlier as a helmet.
q2654	v661	\N	1	Nami threw the picture down. It was a picture of Nami and I with our arms wrapped around each other, and we were naked.
q2655	v20424	c55090	16	The people of this island have a blind faith in woks…
q2656	v15	c26840	13	Keep going on forever. To a place where you can no longer clearly see this summer's end.
q2657	v14265	c19044	0	...I think, a creator is someone who creates a new era.
q2658	v31002	c97053	5	But I'm curious. Are you the cucker or the cuckee in this scenario?
q2659	v561	\N	13	If you can't realize how others feel, you should just... just get eaten by lasagna!
q2660	v6985	c735	104	Girls should be treasured. I'm a feminist, you know.
q2661	v12849	c22769	11	Oh no, I wouldn't dare wonder how someone whose name means window could be so bad at cleaning them.
q2662	v30216	c95825	0	Aioi-san, how can someone as careless as you be with President Jinbo? Are you actually someone incredible...?
q2663	v30216	c95825	0	If President Jinbo says so, it must be right.
q2664	v30216	c95823	0	We're a lot alike. Maybe it's time we started getting closer.
q2665	v30216	c95823	0	I've been interested in you for a while now... But you were always with other girls...
q2666	v25725	c89392	0	Once, I struggled with emotions. My power spiraled with my heart. In the human world, with friends, I found stability. A century later, it still feels like yesterday.
q2667	v29345	\N	9	"...so I'm pretty sure the photography teacher's a white nationalist.""I said "the tuna's good today" and you just replied with that."
q2668	v11762	c138089	8	Nukes are only effective when you use them for bluff. Once you've actually used them, it's over.
q2669	v11762	c138083	6	What are you talking about? Physical intimacy is extremely important in building teamwork.
q2670	v22505	c4655	-18	What the hell's your problem?! Are you my mom or something?!
q2671	v661	c135885	0	I remember when I was a kid, and I peeked through this keyhole!
q2672	v661	\N	1	There he was. A naked man, crawling on his belly. He had stretched out his arm as far as he could, and was pulling on the edge of her skirt.
q2673	v661	\N	0	Light began to shine from underneath her clothes, making her nude figure shine through what she was wearing.
q2674	v661	\N	1	I thought... Did she find that little secret I'd hidden in my bag? Is that why she screamed?
q2675	v661	\N	3	Undeterred, I gave Nami's buns a pat as I passed through the gate.
q2676	v42561	\N	2	She was stepped on...?
q2677	v32645	c138010	1	(I must be giving off some sort of pheromone or something. Seems like every woman I meet wants to jump me.)
q2679	v15575	c19867	0	I’m Iljime born as an ume flower.
q2680	v29345	c132567	18	Forgive me father for I have sinned. Please make these urges go away, my cousin is not hot, my cousin is not hot...
q2681	v44358	c97851	10	Oh, it's a picture of you killing yourself while your wife blows the UPS man.
q2682	v21385	\N	2	Dungeon without light is almost dark.
q2683	v25366	c80819	4	If you want, I can chew it for you and feed you mouth-to-mouth.
q2684	v38100	\N	7	Why do I have to spend money on that weird-ass horse?
q2685	v38100	\N	6	My butt's gonna explode if I get on a horse!
q2686	v38100	\N	5	I'm going to call it "Handsome Horse Ranch Water"!
q2687	v25385	c88824	2	Maybe it's an alien spy creature camouflaged as a necktie
q2688	v481	c979	8	Yeah. You look like the town bicycle that everyone's already had a ride on.
q2689	v10016	c22027	3	No, that's not it... I want your underwear.
q2690	v38100	\N	12	I've heard that weird girls born in the Year of the Horse sometimes see horses as attractive men (there are several theories to explain this).
q2691	v44358	c97851	4	Now to just serve my time... Get back in society... Maybe make some new friends... and BUY A GUN TO MURDER MY FUCKING PRINCIPAL WITH!
q2692	v25366	c80819	2	Her hair smelled like your shampoo. Guilty.
q2693	v32645	c138010	-2	Keeping the women of Gilford satisfied is hard work but someone has to do it.
q2694	v124	\N	6	There's no such thing as fate that rules the future. Fate is a name we give to the past to comfort ourselves.
q2695	v124	\N	9	Still, it's in his character to ass-fuck someone for interfering with his work.
q2696	v139	c2204	9	Er... there are heavily-breathing macho men in the emerald green lake... I just thought you should know...
q2697	v22505	\N	18	Holy fucking jawfoieoj she really wasn't wearing a skirt!
q2698	v25583	\N	10	I mean. You have no value other than rolling over and showing us your belly like a fucking dog, you animal.
q2699	v25583	\N	15	Then fucking die, you hopeless idiot!! You absolute fucking moron, you walking pile of diarrhea!!
q2700	v1241	\N	1	Yeah... It hurts so much, I wish I'd been born a woman.
q2701	v18149	\N	8	I'm primed to awaken a fetish for verbal abuse.
q2702	v18149	\N	12	If there's a hole, I'm going to want to try sticking my dick in it. That's how guys are.
q2703	v46744	c129244	6	A big brother's butt belongs exclusively to his younger sister.
q2704	v18149	\N	6	Even when horny, a true gentleman should be able to show self-restraint.
q2705	v18149	\N	6	I'm a guy! My eyes are gonna be drawn to bouncing tits, no matter how hard I try to resist! It may as well be a law of nature!
q2706	v717	c14171	8	All sorts of things come out of my panties!
q2707	v20177	\N	0	DICK. WE DIDN'T GRAB ANY DICKS!
q2708	v20177	\N	0	My boyfriend has the best nipples in the world. They're MEATY. They have enhanced flavor! They taste like- Pizza!
q2709	v20177	\N	-1	And yes, he WAS a Doctor- he finished like half of both of his doctorates before he got kicked out! That totally counts!
q2710	v20177	\N	0	Well then, hurry up and find that penis!
q2711	v20177	\N	0	Get the shovel, I'm going to show that asshole what happens when you piss off a scientist.
q2712	v23448	c75723	18	Besides, all men think about is how they can shove their Tower of Babel into a woman's Garden of Eden.
q2713	v26344	c130392	10	It seems strange that you would be uncomfortable washing my back when you hump me so often.
q2714	v19073	c57808	9	Besides, isn't "ghosting" your employer popular with the youth these days? I don't want my inn to become haunted.
q2715	v19073	c44770	6	So you have an interest in men, Master... I didn't expect that.
q2716	v19073	c44769	13	I never even knew that edging with urine was an actual fetish!
q2717	v20177	\N	0	It's his 128 pack. I figured that the more packs you have, the sexier you are. So I added a lot.
q2718	v20177	\N	0	I can't believe you actually found weird-tentacle-dick appropriate pants.
q2719	v19073	c44772	11	Wh-What's going on, Onii-chan? Why do you have a harem now!?
q2720	v43438	\N	40	Andrew! W-weren't you supposed to be masturbating?
q2721	v29345	c97921	10	So again, while I find the notes flattering, the boys need to quit writing "bad bitch" on my office door. I'll start tracking who left them if it continues.
q2722	v29345	c97851	11	Is there an app that'll make you fuck off and kill yourself?
q2723	v44358	c97851	3	I'm your girlfriend. I pay for your Five Guys, he wants to put his dick in a child-- how am I getting outclassed here??
q2724	v44358	c132568	21	Face it, bitch! Jesus is a pimp and born again virgins like you are his army of hos!
q2725	v44358	c97851	6	What girl would respond emotionally enough to a suicidal guy begging to jack off to her?
q2726	v17064	c138376	5	Mr. Sun is hitting hard... I guess I don't need my clothes!...
q2727	v19073	c44771	8	Does Masaomi have a fetish for mosaics!?
q2728	v26414	c85054	4	Will you run this shrine with me, and spend the rest of your life working like a dog to support me?
q2729	v26773	c87471	0	Good. That'll do. Workship me, for the rest of your life. You're never coming back. El Strain Marba--
q2730	v16802	c41440	0	I really haven't got a fucking clue
q2731	v16802	\N	-3	"He didn't really have a plan, but he figured he should inspect her."
q2732	v16802	\N	9	"The news had said you could get infected after being bitten by a zombie, but obviously there had been no information about your chances if you raped one."
q2733	v16802	c41440	0	They only harassed you because you've got such great tits.
q2734	v6710	\N	6	What?! In a hurry to rape me?!
q2735	v18690	c43354	13	You're my muse, after all! I can't go for too long without seeing you or I start feeling restless, so every now and then I wake up early and watch your house.
q2736	v21523	c62878	-4	Bring it, baby.
q2737	v11	\N	-18	Sakura gapes at me.
q2738	v3144	c3559	42	I know a person who always tries to do the scenario, drafting, CG, acting and backgrounds all by himself just because he can.
q2739	v19073	c44769	34	Imagine if I turned into a dog in the middle of us, um, having sex...
q2740	v629	c20145	7	Why do you exist?! Why?!
q2741	v10588	c6635	7	Hey, can't a guy rub mayonnaise all up on his bro without getting interrupted?
q2742	v3144	c62386	76	...Your dreams are retarded.
q2744	v51099	c138496	0	There's a lot you don't know about me.
q2745	v7426	c138487	3	I was looking for you, Romano.... why are you stripping yourself? Is it siesta time?
q2746	v29443	c99957	10	Curry is the flavour of happiness
q2747	v7426	c138405	-1	...but I don't look like that hamburger-obsessed idiot at all.
q2748	v7426	c138413	0	Well, fear can make you run like a rabbit with his tail on fire.
q2749	v7426	c138410	2	Really?! I thought that everyone knows about "Austria's lover steals his aristocratic pants" thing.
q2750	v7203	c25583	2	A swimsuit, an armor or just a leaf - Berry-chan will look cute in everything!
q2752	v37458	c112992	-1	maikawi deba
q2753	v22505	c4656	48	Bishi!
q2754	v2153	c13709	57	I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!
q2755	v2153	c13709	35	Without love, it cannot be seen? Hah. That's backwards. Because of love, you end up seeing things that don't even exist.
q2756	v34022	c89450	2	We do as we wish. That’s the demon way.
q2757	v26999	c87638	5	I fear neither death... nor pain. The only thing I fear is my loss of my pride!
q2758	v26999	c87638	5	If you just came to chat, then do me the favor of directing it to the wall.
q2759	v26999	\N	9	Unlike you, I got no cakes of dick cheese to clean up.
q2760	v26999	c127946	4	Personality is the stuff for women without the looks to back them up!
q2761	v751	c272	8	Welcome, traveler, to my room of mysteries.
q2762	v13	c6642	22	If there's a logical explanation for something, then I'll believe it, but if there isn't one, I... will choose the most romantic option.
q2763	v751	c304	17	WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUTHHHHH?!?!?!
q2764	v25914	c64023	5	"Yang sometimes attacks me out of nowhere... I want him to stop."
q2765	v25914	c64020	4	"This is all your fault! The only reason you're the boss is because everyone likes you!"
q2766	v19397	c49572	8	"Are you sure? I'm serious this time. I really will fuck you this time."
q2767	v32333	\N	5	Allow me to introduce myself: I'm a fucking asshole.
q2768	v25197	\N	15	Crow raises his hand for a high five, but laptops don't have hands.
q2769	v25197	c81183	16	"You're correct. Stupid, but correct."
q2770	v32333	\N	3	You know, the problem with you isn't that you're a gutless, craven pussy who can't get off their ass. No, your problem is that you have too much stuff.
q2771	v28834	c91895	6	I-I'd be filled with babies?! What's wrong with your classroom?
q2772	v17018	c29350	26	Yeah. There's no demand for cross-dressing frogs.
q2773	v751	c624	9	HOW WOULD YOU GET LOVE OUT OF A GODDAMN TREE?!?!
q2774	v1474	\N	7	Kosame-san, you have a right to fall in love with me, based on the potatoes alone.
q2775	v37469	c112999	23	Don't talk to my dick!
q2776	v18778	c41742	3	Huh? We're going to run to a love hotel...?
q2778	v37469	c113001	12	We've taken baths together, but I haven't really seen your butthole very well. I'm looking forward to it...!
q2779	v37469	c112999	11	This tastes a lot like science...
q2780	v1660	c2848	8	Why? Isn't it normal for an older brother to lose his virginity with his younger sister?
q2781	v1863	\N	20	Become a chair and shut up!
q2782	v28286	c89817	11	I knew it, the best women out there are little sisters!
q2783	v28286	c89817	1	Hyaaah?! P-Please do not touch me there!
q2784	v25197	c81183	12	"Having a picture of a cat on your phone can come in handy when talking to girls."
q2785	v25914	c64021	7	"Unbelievable! If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have passed you a note like we were in middle school!"
q2786	v777	c3929	14	I saw a pig in the woods picking up leaves before.
q2787	v10219	c44958	5	Women should think with their uteruses, and men with their penises!
q2788	v25197	c81184	1	"Isn't that great, Teuta? We've decided on Teuta's name. Right, Teuta? Do you like that name?"
q2789	v10231	c6510	2	Isn't that what romantic comedies are, though? The main guy is super popular with every girl for no reason at all!
q2790	v10231	c6507	-1	In drama, trivial concerns such as age and social standing are cast aside.
q2791	v10231	\N	6	Yo, isn't this like, really bad? I mean, your romantic partner is an elementary school girl...and an evil spirit, to boot!
q2792	v10231	\N	4	I-Is this...real, live tentacle play?! That's amazing... Rrrg, no, it isn't!
q2793	v10231	c11272	9	No, I think in this day and age, the preferred choice is to add in some BL instead.
q2794	v901	c55321	10	I told you I’m a tits addict. I enjoy them.
q2795	v1399	c18364	-2	Bro, do you even eat at all?
q2796	v1399	c18365	-5	Sure, i eat.
q2797	v1399	c18364	3	I'll be more careful next time, i promise. Just make sure you eat, like, actual food, okay?
q2798	v1399	c18365	14	Not everyone lives to eat.
q2799	v1399	\N	19	Zenya was screaming for no reason.
q2800	v19818	c86240	8	—I wanted to be a whale.
q2801	v1306	\N	6	Fight me... If you win, I'll give you my virginity.
q2802	v31813	\N	-1	I'll be counting on you from now on!
q2803	v7721	\N	-2	a man like a warm ray of the sun...
q2804	v22505	\N	10	Damn it... I wasn't into this S&M shit at all... If only I could hit "Decline" on this RP invite...
q2805	v13188	\N	9	I have no recollection of allowing you to touch my husband with your filthy hands!
q2806	v1194	\N	4	because it's what some unknown person decided?
q2807	v751	c267	-3	Yo, Cherry.
q2808	v28834	c91894	10	I'll start crying between my legs...
q2809	v15125	c83949	14	To your future career in the circus.
q2810	v734	c72956	12	I'm a lover not a liar. It takes huge tits to be a liar.
q2811	v23775	\N	0	"What a sissy. He hasn't even seen my cockroaches yet!"
q2812	v25197	c81178	7	"Quitting cold turkey makes my mouth feel lonely."
q2813	v25197	c81176	12	"If your mouth feels that lonely, then suck on one of these."
q2814	v21782	c64021	17	"Don't you know the saying? A man gifts a woman clothes that he wants to take off."
q2815	v24241	c74512	6	"Can you tell me more about how intercourse works?"
q2816	v24241	c87446	12	"Hey, bad to see you again."
q2817	v22230	c66156	8	When people say "It's about someone I know" or "It's about my friend", it's about themselves most of the time.
q2818	v751	c11222	1	Tom too Janny are death more it's show!
q2819	v20860	c59650	10	Harem equals everyone's happiness. Everyone's happiness equals no problem.
q2820	v22	\N	1	The dead cannot speak.
q2821	v22	c5818	3	By any chance, is that old fogey... an M?
q2822	v22	c5818	1	Why are you slapping me on the butt?
q2823	v22	c5677	3	Was there some song with the lyric "oon-oon-oon?"
q2824	v22	c4011	1	...Women are such terrifying creatures.
q2825	v25197	c81176	19	"I'm not crying. I'm just checking my mascara's water resistance."
q2826	v37469	c112999	5	If you hum at night, snakes will appear.
q2827	v7721	\N	-1	Yes. My name is Oshtor... The Imperial Guard of the Right, Oshtor !
q2828	v18717	\N	3	You have chosen the path of hardship, haven't you ?
q2829	v18717	\N	0	Yeah.. That's the kid I know
q2830	v18717	\N	4	So please don't forget. You are not... And you will never be... Alone.
q2831	v3144	c3566	22	Sickness comes from the mind. Flat chests do, too.
q2832	v47275	c138874	0	I was so busy avoiding the branches that I just ran face first into that tree.
q2834	v11660	c6493	5	Well then, freshly worn black stockings are more than enough to keep my mouth shut.
q2835	v11660	c6493	2	There's no debating that Nae-sama was born from my belly!
q2836	v14265	c19047	3	We're kidnapping her!
q2837	v27448	c87815	14	Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death...
q2838	v29144	c92790	8	...What? Don't be silly. We can't use time travel to explain anything.
q2839	v29144	c92785	14	I'm trying to sympathize with you, but it's not easy when you're pointing that knife at me.
q2840	v29144	c92786	1	Mom, Mister Akaro is a nice man. Can he be my new daddy?
q2841	v29144	c92785	24	Right. I'm so smart that I turn myself on.
q2842	v29144	c92788	1	I'm really going to lose it. I have no idea how I've gone through all of this without losing it already.
q2843	v33504	\N	7	Do what must be done, do whatever you want to do. Not because you were ordered to, but because you’re free to do as you wish.
q2844	v23741	c84396	25	..."To cum, or to keep fapping, that is the question"...
q2845	v5000	c14510	3	No Mashiro means no food...
q2846	v18121	c138927	0	Even if WE become grandmothers, you'll always stay young!
q2847	v18778	c41742	18	Everyone has some part of them that's an act... and I think the acting's just part of what makes us who we are.
q2848	v45496	\N	3	It's... It's nothing! Don't pick up on people's monologues without permission!
q2849	v45496	\N	2	Have you made any progress with the prince you're hunting?
q2850	v17064	\N	1	It's not right to be gone at such a young age! Don't you dare give up now, or you'll be sorry!
q2851	v17064	\N	5	If you feel scared on the battlefield, just remember my beautiful face! That'll soothe your mind.
q2852	v37592	c113481	2	Now, now, Ankora, don't you know there are three things you must never ask a woman? Her income, her three sizes, and how she died!
q2853	v751	c11222	2	What? Pothead? Is that a pot you wear like a cap?
q2854	v5652	c489	2	I play with her breasts like a child with a toy.
q2855	v51326	\N	2	Just like apple pie, this tale had turned bittersweet.
q2856	v51326	\N	2	Share this sweet moment of happiness with the person next to you until the end of times.
q2857	v21	c3277	18	- "Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex!" - "Nothing but Sex!"
q2858	v21	c3280	17	"Sanoba biitch."
q2859	v17897	\N	6	Deer are interested in human reproduction too, you know.
q2860	v2153	c13718	17	Don't think too hard. You’ll just get a headache
q2861	v24	c1340	37	You are incompetent!
q2862	v21	\N	19	It is not eternal. It is not the Truth. It's just, a feeling that's there...
q2863	v3144	c3559	16	Depending on how you approach the day we call tomorrow, the shape of the world could change greatly.
q2864	v3144	c3565	153	All a woman needs in life are cigarettes, a roof, and a frilly dress, right?
q2865	v16610	\N	11	Do you really think I can write a five page apology about me peeing myself?
q2866	v47	c78	27	Manga… m a n g a… Degrading, violent, not even a speck of reality, rearing up today's perverts, partially responsible for today's teenage criminals… the epitome of evil!
q2867	v47	\N	7	The weird phenomenon turns my brain into tofu.
q2868	v49	\N	19	Man, when will I be able to go on a date to the firework show with **** (Please insert your heroine of choice here)……
q2869	v47	\N	26	He always buys things over 10,000 yen and pays it all with 1 yen coins. Since it's not a criminal act, the police can't do anything about it, either.
q2870	v47	\N	9	Such good-looking sandwiches probably can't be bought in stores either. The sandwiches are total hunks.
q2871	v3144	c3561	46	Is getting fucked in the ass really the worst thing possible?
q2872	v3144	\N	15	"Ice" is a euphemism for meth.
q2873	v1413	c17695	33	I didn't know which was more ridiculous: having sex with another man, or that sales target.
q2874	v24110	\N	7	It feels kind of strange to have her say "titty fuck" like that, with such a serious face.
q2875	v933	c4735	24	So filthy. Peel back that thin layer of skin, remove that thin veneer of respectability, and they're all the same. Bestial sacks of organs.
q2876	v19035	c88345	64	Well, congrats on the sex.
q2877	v26721	\N	21	–This drill is about to shish kabob her vagina.
q2878	v3144	c3564	48	Yes, I'm a dirty old man.
q2879	v21782	c64024	9	"We'd be a laughingstock if they found all the Mafia bosses burned to death together."
q2880	v19397	\N	5	It was not the sort of thing one said sitting on their love's stomach.
q2881	v11179	c30138	1	Oh, so you wish to play the 'child' card only when it suits you, hm?
q2882	v38552	c116225	4	I hope you choke on my corpse this time.
q2883	v3144	c3565	20	I'm not one of those scenario writers that just keeps writing and writing and can't wrap up all his plot points!
q2884	v1299	\N	3	Kano wrote the words in a notebook he'd just purchased. Thus the Dick Diary was born.
q2885	v1299	c73544	8	Well, right now, as you can see, I am a cat.
q2886	v1299	\N	3	His daughters, or virology? Which truly concerned him more? Which did he truly love?
q2887	v1299	c73543	1	I'm doing street interviews here, starting now! You guys! Shut up and help me! I mean, DON'T shut up. But help me!
q2888	v1299	\N	2	I'm terrible at this. BEYOND terrible. How... How can someone be THIS bad at rock-paper-scissors?
q2889	v28151	\N	22	You've got some balls... I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
q2890	v2632	\N	9	I ate my friend today.
q2891	v22505	\N	10	D-did you know? If you stay a virgin until you're 30, you can become a wizard!
q2892	v21269	c65711	11	Being productive is usually the most boring option.
q2893	v21269	c65712	33	I don't mind you eyefucking me, but there's a time and a place for it.
q2894	v21269	c65711	14	I'm a dead crab.
q2895	v21269	c65714	21	I don't really see things like gender. I keep forgetting that's not normal.
q2896	v21269	c65712	5	Paradise is a place you make for yourself.
q2897	v3144	\N	21	A book of philosophy written by a woman's genitals.
q2898	v20177	\N	-2	We're still talking about gardening equipment, right?
q2899	v893	c92947	9	How about I just push this wagon off a cliff with you all on it?
q2900	v3144	\N	20	My husband was raped by a giant anteater.
q2902	v12402	\N	17	You were able to bear them because they weren't your tragedies.
q2903	v1413	c18145	14	A half-hearted life will bring nothing but half-hearted happiness.
q2904	v210	\N	2	Setting yourself a nigh-unattainable goal... is the easiest way to live on that planet.
q2905	v15064	c24603	0	That's right! Being able to think about things is one of your best traits!
q2906	v51416	\N	5	If you ignore all the disappearances of people and total hunger, it’s quite nice here.
q2907	v15064	c24602	5	I'm going to end up hating plastic as a concept at this rate! ♥
q2909	v715	c10834	10	However, no matter where I go, the show is always the same... Dead body. Stage left.
q2910	v711	c10834	12	True art has always been a war against oppression.
q2911	v19726	c61136	8	Don't pity me! Instead, go ask for my route in the fan disk!
q2912	v19726	c61133	4	Why don't we fuck while you aim at my head?
q2913	v19726	c61136	4	Yes, your endings are creeping Alex out!
q2914	v19726	c61140	4	PLEASE!!! TAKE!!! ME!!!!!!!
q2915	v19726	c61135	-1	I'm used to the fact that I'm nobody's priority.
q2916	v27058	\N	3	H-Huh— What? What is that? The square! It's talking and moving! Am I looking at this wrong? I'm sure that must be it!
q2917	v33653	\N	4	Using my body to stalk her and get off scot-free? You've got some balls. Get out in the open.
q2918	v11361	\N	6	Just because I've got some kind of connection with old men doesn't mean it's a good idea for him to become an old man himself... I have to do something about this...
q2919	v29466	\N	10	——If there is a God in the world... If God wants to tear us apart. I will resist God.
q2920	v6540	c43551	52	Her anus was modest, unlike her personality.
q2921	v751	c17426	0	Let's share a spot of sake with the demon guards in hell, shall we?
q2922	v5000	c14494	-1	"I can't let a woman do something so reckless!"
q2923	v44096	c100669	15	Wake up, you dumb maid. There are way better ways to die than by alcohol poisoning at your age.
q2924	v5127	c4726	16	Oh for the love of... How many more times must our family's house burn down until this man is satisfied?
q2925	v5127	c4608	16	...Saburo. Go and set this place on fire.
q2926	v21787	c64477	5	You tried to touch my gut. You lewd girl, you.
q2927	v27436	c87753	3	...I'm not your little sister anymore. I'm just a poor, innocent girl... caught up in the claws of a perverted molester as I take the train alone.
q2928	v27436	c87751	7	Your notebook has everything. It's so sexy my cervix was atching! My egg cycle was accelerating! The cock in my heart was leaking precum everywhere!
q2929	v19726	c61138	0	This is the first time I'm undressing a man, so be good and savor the glory.
q2930	v19726	\N	-2	Alex feels a tingling thrill at the idea of kissing the Edenic heir beneath his ancestor's portrait.
q2931	v19726	c61138	-1	Still, it is quite impressive to find not a single trace of ladylike presense within these halls.
q2932	v19726	c61135	-1	All I want is to live in peace. Without having to form any contacts with other people.
q2933	v19726	\N	0	Being two grown men sitting on a piano stool, they couldn't help brushing their shoulders and thighs against each other.
q2934	v40587	\N	5	Do you understand? You are the one to decide, on who lives, and who dies, between the children you planted inside of me.
q2935	v21552	\N	7	Why would she just suddenly blurt out "let's have sex"? What is it she's after!?
q2936	v26721	c101734	33	I hope you die facedown in a ditch somewhere, you introverted fuck.
q2937	v19769	c54081	1	Imagine for a moment if a girl you had a crush on becamse your step-sister.
q2938	v22303	c40128	0	Ah, so the proper countermeasure for dealing with interlopers is to avoid giving battle and call for a teacher.
q2939	v34848	c107337	18	Jeez, we're all here after school, but you're all just studying or working out or being gay...!
q2940	v18267	c10835	10	While I sympathize with you, witness, you will refrain from firing Gatling guns in this court.
q2941	v19773	c51448	9	When times are rough or times are sad, like, I just eat a steamed bun and all is good.
q2942	v27436	c87753	2	A stepsister, having crossed the boundary to her own sexual awakening, pushes down her beloved older brother to have her way with him! This is just fate!
q2943	v1299	\N	1	And this wasn't the only seed Kano had planted.
q2944	v1299	c74696	0	It's just the two of us. It's probably going to shock you, I know, but please, just look.
q2945	v1299	c73542	0	I mean, now that I think of it, we do spend day-in and day-out in that lab together. I suppose this was bound to happen, sooner or later.
q2946	v24689	c85449	6	Does holding hands count as sexual harassment?
q2947	v26344	c135243	6	I want to look now! Now, now, NOW! Let me at that body! It's an insult to medical science that my hands aren't already inside his guts!
q2948	v26344	c130393	17	The sanctity of your butthole is in danger here!
q2949	v26344	c130392	6	I'm glad you think I would make a good pig.
q2950	v24689	\N	4	If you can't communicate with your words, communicate with your firsts. This is what we call body language.
q2951	v26344	c130394	7	Can't I fall in love with you as a way to waste time instead?
q2952	v8213	c5028	20	I know, right!? I just knew that getting an erection was the polite thing to do.
q2953	v19035	c88345	86	...Sounds gay.
q2954	v19726	\N	0	He slept late and practiced shooting in the day, played games at the club all night, and returned home in the morning.
q2955	v19726	\N	0	A wonderful thing it was, two pairs of hands dancing rhythmically over the keys, two sould merging to create melody and harmony.
q2956	v19726	c61133	3	A man with so many thoughts does not make a good dog.
q2957	v19726	c61137	8	*sigh* It's so difficult being a fictional adolescent...
q2958	v19726	c61133	0	Is that your idea of brotherly love, sharing the misery of being drenched by rain and catching cold?
q2959	v41185	\N	0	It's not the clothing. It's the lack of it.
q2960	v51461	\N	9	I was fucking your brother in secret while wearing a maid outfit for most of the time. Forgive me, Sanya. Let me prosper, even while I live out my sinful lifestyle.
q2961	v51461	\N	8	I just told my best friend that I'm fucking her brother.
q2962	v27436	c87753	5	I don't want to get any of this in my eyes, that's for sure. You don't have a cum-on-eyeball fetish, don't you?
q2963	v5127	c4726	14	My sister is not a cow, Fujita.
q2964	v28755	c91639	5	You are as soft as butter despite your devilish eyes...
q2965	v21787	\N	3	Common sense doesn't work here. No, everything was insane.
q2966	v21787	c64467	8	No way... Why am I comparing myself to a plate?
q2967	v32555	c100669	20	...Did you hear that? She looked me right in the eyes and called me a bitch.
q2968	v19726	\N	1	As far as he can remember, Morris was an expert at spilling, breaking, and losing things.
q2969	v19726	c61139	-1	To take action, to change a dying relationship...One must have a resolution to be injured, to be hated, and to lose what one already has.
q2970	v19726	c61133	0	I am always in my right mind.
q2971	v19726	\N	1	Unlike the victim who can never forget what happened, the perpetrator forgets easily, for he thinks nothing of what he has done.
q2972	v19726	\N	0	Paradise was not so far away after all.
q2973	v27436	c87752	3	You bet. Who doesn't love a bit of hentai?
q2974	v27436	c87751	5	Yes. That's right. A pervert. The highest pervert of the erts, the perviest perv, queen of the gaggle of perverts!
q2975	v3294	c52888	12	I hate my penis...!!
q2976	v26752	\N	4	Am I really expected to deal with a horny catgirl?
q2977	v8213	c5457	12	Did you really have to mention your hymen at a time like this...
q2978	v5834	c1888	4	I'm just some abandoned cat to you? That's all?
q2979	v22899	\N	15	Get pregnant, you bitch!
q2980	v711	\N	19	Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!
q2981	v34408	c105669	0	THEY'RE IN THE SAME F*CKING WHAT?! I'LL DESTROY YOU, PRETTY BOY!!!
q2982	v19726	c61137	2	H-He's going to hold hands with her!?
q2983	v19726	c61138	0	But once you're a grown-up you can read naughty books all you like!! And play naughty games all you want!!
q2984	v19726	c61140	-1	I wonder...how many have fucked you?
q2985	v19726	\N	0	The sleeves are such an awkward lenght that one feels a strong urge to fold them up for him.
q2986	v19726	\N	1	Those two are close enough not to mind seeing each other with undone ties.
q2987	v51577	\N	7	For someone that pretty to still be so human and to fart like that... It drives me fucking crazy.
q2988	v13223	c42452	0	I'm drowning in an ocean 150 centimeters deep.
q2989	v5834	c1888	15	Why did you steal her underwear and not mine?!
q2990	v436	\N	4	"Get a hold of yourself! I haven't even told you i love you y- HONDAAAAAAA!!!!"
q2991	v16032	c28307	23	Get your hand away from me. Try to hold my hand without my consent and I'll sue you for sexual harassment! HELP! POLICE! SHE'S TOUCHING MY BODY!
q2992	v16032	c28307	21	Hmph! A fragile beauty such as myself would never be caught dead with a nosebleed. Those are reserved for pubescent brats, closet perverts, or joke characters... Oh.
q2993	v25197	c81183	12	I believe in gender equality. And besides, these hands earn six figures per operation. You should actually be carrying everything.
q2994	v7803	c30586	9	Let's obliterate all traces of your enemy from this town within 24 hours.
q2995	v801	\N	7	Hmm... I prefer to call you 'onee-san'. Can we call you 'onee-san' instead? 'Onee-san: sounds more adult-like and arousing, don't you think?
q2996	v12402	c45461	14	You fell asleep during Romeo and Juliet, and you're talking about LOVE?!
q2997	v12402	c45465	6	Actually, say, can I lick 'em? Can I run my tongue up and down all ten of those sweet little digits?
q2998	v12402	c45465	7	It'll be alright. You leave everything to this holy virgin!
q2999	v12402	\N	8	Last thing I want is to go out like a wet fart.
q3000	v23741	c71526	16	I was a total dick...In fact, my dick was a dick too...
q3001	v21523	c62881	6	Having sex with blood related family members is seen as particularly special.
q3002	v1299	\N	7	I suck for all I’m worth. I suck and I suck and I suck.
q3003	v37116	c112730	12	You only showed me that video so you could rape me... What's with you? Is your brain in the crotch?
q3004	v38742	c120075	7	lmao
q3005	v38742	\N	1	But seriously, I gave him free milk and this is how he repays me...? Is this how all city folk are? Wow... cool...
q3006	v37116	c112736	2	Why am I watching someone masturbate?
q3007	v38742	c128511	6	a` ``;; . ddddddd / .ah!!!!!
q3008	v38742	c120078	5	Pipe down, will you? Your voice is like taking a cheese grater to my ears. Piece of trash.
q3009	v38742	c128511	6	I'm not sure what babies taste like... but the scent of this milk really is addictive, huh?
q3010	v2016	c20910	32	Everything he said was right. Too bad we're too immature to care!
q3011	v2016	\N	23	At your sentencing, you will say, 'I am a sex god. Women are putty in my hands. They called me the Cockmaster.' Such is your fate!
q3012	v723	\N	8	Hey! Don't pick the coins from the pond. That's how I make a living.
q3013	v12884	\N	1	I'd be happier if I didn't know what the hell was going on with the students.
q3014	v25931	c83616	18	Your existence is harassment, meow!
q3015	v31544	\N	1	I am symbols and I am strands of loose endings. Neurons firing a blinding light. I am neurons firing a blinding light. I am a blinding light.
q3016	v25931	c83612	10	Amazing, miss Sara! You're a prodigy at seizing people's hearts!
q3017	v12158	c25614	4	That's our seasonal "Queer Fish's Tour of Hell". It suffered four depraved tortures, robbed of its freedom, bound with rope, tortured with salt, and steamed above a fire.
q3018	v11856	c21354	5	My rock penetrates through your paper.
q3019	v11856	\N	4	My pretty-girl senses are tingling.
q3020	v1413	c17696	20	This apartment doesn’t allow pets, but if it takes the form of a human I’m sure it won’t be a problem.
q3021	v1289	c4587	7	It seems that Leon-sama has always wanted to make a woman in white underwear submit to him. It’s every man’s dream, or so he says.
q3022	v7809	c14003	14	I didn't realize waiters these days needed to memorize how many operational antimatter reactors there were worldwide.
q3023	v21269	\N	11	We went from sixty-nined to sixty-sixing again.
q3024	v5	c192	19	Since Kyousuke always names the cats without thinking, they all have very famous names: Einstein, Gates, Hitler...
q3025	v24610	c120584	29	"Without love, it cannot be steamed"
q3026	v26749	c94078	1	I STAN A WAIFU!!!
q3027	v1299	\N	2	She a screamer, Achi? Ahh, ahh, Ahh-chi!
q3028	v1299	\N	6	Any other types of "Yakuza bondage" will not be featured in this game.
q3029	v1299	\N	2	There are many hotels in Maruyamacho. These are not ordinary establishments, but rather the sort of hotel where two people who are so inclined might [redacted].
q3030	v1299	c73543	2	The scent of coffee only truly comes to life admist the choking stench of tobacco smoke!
q3031	v37116	c112736	7	Sex saves all.
q3032	v37116	c112736	11	For that reason, today is a boys only jerk party.
q3033	v11637	c26656	7	In other words, the price of you suckling each other is the loss of human life on this earth.
q3034	v852	c28163	5	Threats are the basis of an elopement!
q3035	v18852	c45355	8	No, silly. New York. It's the capital of America.
q3036	v17823	c37756	3	A mountaineer once said: 'Why do we climb mountains? Because they are there.'
q3037	v7738	c27731	25	Scat's not off the table, either.
q3038	v25385	c88825	6	You gotta be able to fit in. Not to boast, but I can ask to borrow money in 20 languages.
q3039	v1299	\N	1	The Internet hadn't been able to give him the info he'd hoped for after all.
q3040	v38742	c128511	4	...SNOOOORK!!!!! mimimimi
q3041	v38742	\N	2	N-no way... Nothing he says is making any sense. I thought this was supposed to be a dating sim-what's with this CG and the BGM?
q3042	v38742	c120076	10	Per article 49 of the Kokain Academy school code, you are not to draw another mole on the principal's butt without permission.
q3043	v51625	\N	8	Anyways, enough thinking about that. I have a woman to fail to confess to.
q3044	v1299	c73543	0	Anyhow, debt is a terrible thing.
q3045	v1299	c74846	2	Wearing an apron in the kitchen is a must, sir. Alas, it isn't while I'm naked.
q3046	v1299	c74846	4	Oh, are you not familiar with the concept of the naked apron? I could demonstrate, if you like.
q3047	v31544	\N	-1	We're ships at sea, drifting in all directions.
q3049	v17823	c37366	4	Unequip 'Uniform' and then equip 'Apron', please.
q3050	v17101	c55833	9	Women and their enigmatic minds! The best hacker in the world couldn't crack their brains!
q3051	v6540	c43551	22	Carrots are an important part of a healthy diet.
q3052	v20424	c55090	8	I've gotta breathe. It comes with living.
q3053	v17823	c37366	3	Oh, nothing, don't worry about it. That was the sound of me deciding to cook you poisoned manju after irritating me.
q3054	v17823	c34928	11	Nice. Death by intercourse is every man's dream.
q3055	v12396	c14672	10	I don't know. It was a coincidence. You just happened to be hit by a slipper I just happened to throw.
q3056	v12396	c14668	10	Friendship triumphs love! In our case, hoes before bros!
q3057	v18641	c58353	6	The light was so bright outside I wanted to shout for Kojuro to take out my other eye.
q3058	v18641	c58360	10	Happy birthday. I brought you a gift. It's death.
q3059	v7836	c10258	13	Don't fail me now, paleolithic homing instincts!
q3060	v23740	c51036	4	That was but a moment of weakness... An unnecessary emotion for a warrior heading into the jaws of death.
q3061	v28556	c90885	0	No fair. Women get all of the psychic powers.
q3062	v68	c3786	31	Human beings without clothes are just animals!! If you get aroused only when the girl is completely naked, you are less than human!!
q3063	v17694	c20691	5	Where're my inputs, doc!? Lately, I feel like I'm being railroaded down a certain path without any say in what I want! It's like all my choices just up and vanished!
q3064	v2622	\N	5	Now, fun talk time is over. YOU, quickly go to heaven in hell!
q3065	v17823	c37756	3	What? Did you accidentally eat cat's crap thinking it was a snack?
q3066	v35814	\N	7	Being peaceful by nature, today I didn't want to kill anyone.
q3067	v10082	c32028	2	If my ass was just a bit smaller, I'd be able to push myself further...!
q3069	v5	c1863	30	Hey, Hitler!
q3070	v311	c33403	3	I just kinda stumbled onto you doing your business, and like... y'know, inertia...?
q3071	v18641	c58360	7	I accept pickled plums as gifts. They're a good snack after you've killed all your uninvited guests.
q3072	v19850	c51096	23	What, you don't get it? Let me dumb it down. When I think of you, I get an angle on my dangle.
q3073	v1715	c60137	10	All that I covet is but a ghost of a thought. If ever wishes could become reality, then I would hold you close, wrapping you up in my arms until my flesh turned to dust.
q3074	v24241	c74514	5	Here, you can touch me all you want. Free of charge, just for you.
q3075	v21789	c53310	10	Geez you're like a cave woman. You normie. You've wasted your life. It's all downhill for you.
q3076	v36	c9990	5	What I needed wasn't a single friend, but many strangers.
q3077	v889	\N	13	Of course the panda can't win. It's a panda.
q3078	v13066	c19123	5	But, ya know, it's kind of a shame for you that I'm not a girl, otherwise this'd totally be a confession.
q3079	v47458	c131385	15	Just think of me as a woman you can use like your own personal toilet, okay?
q3080	v3144	c3559	30	Yes. I haven't dropped a doll from the roof in a while, so I was worried I might be out of practice.
q3081	v1289	c4582	7	If you eat this without following the proper regulations, you'll be fined by the Sandwich Association.
q3082	v1289	c4587	6	Only when one first feels the warmth of another do they truly know how it feels to be alone.
q3083	v25366	c82135	4	I'll wash the lust out of your filthy soul. With steel wool.
q3084	v25197	c81177	9	Did something happen to your head? Go see a doctor. I'll pay.
q3085	v26154	c85480	13	We’ve recreated the awkwardness of sitting at home with your family and watching a comedy, when all of a sudden a love scene appears.
q3086	v13066	\N	9	Was this just my fear turning into horniness?
q3087	v13066	c19114	8	Sometimes... I'm a little naughty... Goodnight...
q3088	v13066	c19129	10	Look! My clothes are all covered in dust. You can't buy me new clothes if you're dead.
q3089	v16032	c28307	11	So you say, but you really love to wear the pants, don't you? And now you've got his balls in your purse.
q3090	v16032	c28299	10	Don't worry. Any boyfriend of mine is permitted to dabble in porn magazines, no matter how kinky!
q3091	v22987	c90014	6	Oh please! If anyone here half-asses things it's you! You just don't know because you've never whole-assed anything in your life!
q3092	v179	c9746	7	Hamburgers taste the same, no matter where you eat them.
q3093	v27448	c89230	0	Well, putting that aside, how about her? You said 'translucent,' and she's definitely only half there.
q3094	v11	c48	38	Mm, sorry. That is why women are bad. Reject lust, be calm Issei.
q3095	v23393	\N	10	Are you saying crossdressers aren't real men?
q3096	v37179	c134641	20	Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder!
q3097	v13066	c19127	16	So, which'll it be? You wanna die, or you want your cock cut off?
q3098	v751	c267	-3	Okay, screw this crap! Tengu are spriting people away! Fear the gods!!
q3100	v38100	\N	5	Hippos have pink sweat.
q3101	v893	\N	10	“Waah~…Her boobs are like anman~!”
q3102	v13066	c19127	13	You can't kick the bucket when I'm the last person you kissed. Don't worry, I'm not into that gay shit.
q3103	v12713	\N	18	Pubic hair is amazing
q3104	v1289	c4584	11	Hmm...how interesting. Love can give depth to anything...just like monosodium glutamate...
q3105	v1289	c4584	7	...By the way, you only put love into my scrambled eggs, right? Surely you didn't put any into Evans’s portion as well.
q3106	v51842	\N	-1	As I get a closer look at her stack of books I start to notice some... odd titles and covers. 'I Want to See How Much I can Take, Miyako-chan!', 'Sweet Red Nectar.'
q3107	v548	c29002	12	I am sorry, I will die now because I am a dumb bitch. I do not care what comes after this.
q3108	v21	c59897	10	"That's some serious scowl you've got on there. Look at some thighs and cheer up."
q3109	v21	\N	10	"There's nothing more to do. All that's left is going home, eating dinner, and going to sleep after masturbating."
q3110	v751	c272	15	"This world is full of monkeys that can't contain their curiosity, after all."
q3111	v22899	c71526	24	"What!? You slut! I told you that was forbidden in this house! I'll die before I let you touch my penis!"
q3113	v35407	c107241	1	I want you to teach me...How to make a baby.
q3114	v5478	c2102	5	They should make an Olympic event for leaps in logic just for you.
q3115	v6245	c3885	23	I had taken her virginity, fucked her in the ass, then ran away.
q3116	v729	c3143	5	You, phimosis kid who can't orgasm, shut up.
q3117	v11567	\N	3	[Go to an empty classroom under disguise as me, and then start rhythm boxing along with Yosakoi music and shout "Earth is in danger!!". That's all.]
q3118	v29300	c93489	11	It’s a giant dick! And it’s still in its foreskin!
q3119	v37116	c112731	3	What makes sex so much better than masturbating? Why can't everyone just enjoy themselves?
q3120	v37116	c135880	4	Hey! Come on! Quickly...! Fuck me! Hey! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
q3121	v751	c272	-2	You have called the one-way trip to Hades line.
q3122	v751	c267	-3	Sakura-tan... Show me yer denbu... Haah... Haah...?
q3123	v5	c193	15	Riki, help... My ass split into 12 pieces...
q3124	v9889	c17496	8	And that queer power of yours seems to have offended my dear, bosom buzzard.
q3125	v18267	c14085	1	I hated how I always got so dirty getting there. And that stench...
q3126	v27448	c89230	9	Aww, c'mon, dude, don't blueball me! This is one of those moments where you're supposed to say 'yes,' and we start bro-hugging, and bro-crying, and stuff...
q3127	v2002	\N	33	Tch, stubborn old man. He thinks he owns the place just because he owns the place.
q3128	v22230	c66155	25	I don't want your pity, I want TITS!
q3129	v22505	c4655	37	A 3D Girl? Who wanted to interact with me? With good intentions?
q3130	v27448	c87816	11	You're not a killing machine. You're a glorified toaster, but less good at making toast.
q3131	v16044	c41324	17	Now I'm convinced! There is no mistaking it! That's not for turning on the lights; its for turning on Ayachi-san!
q3132	v19073	c49563	1	D-Did I just fall into a boob airbag!?
q3133	v51890	c140181	0	His knot boops my nose.
q3134	v21269	c65714	9	You taste like oranges.
q3135	v21269	c65713	29	I'd love to beat you and fuck you again.
q3136	v20763	c57899	-2	"I'll do whatever it takes to learn Japanese!"
q3137	v20763	c57899	3	"I saw Japanese animation once, and it was so awesome that I became interested in Japan!"
q3138	v20763	c57899	6	"Aha. You see, it's because I watched lots of Japanese AV to learn Japanese!"
q3139	v1299	c73540	0	I've got a really bad preposition about this.
q3140	v6245	\N	3	My past self... used to prefer the Anal Kingdom over Loliconia... But now, I think Loliconia might be good too...
q3141	v7766	\N	1	I'll be in middle school in the spring! I'm practically an adult.
q3142	v3144	c3564	54	Like I said, I'm not scary. Actually, I'm super nice. I'm even famous for being nice to everyone.
q3143	v3144	\N	20	Every day was wonderful.
q3144	v3144	c3563	79	I'm gonna go to a first rate university! Then I'll be a mad scientist when I grow up! And if that doesn't work out, a NEET!
q3145	v1299	c74744	3	Use the dead as a stepping stone, but be sure to die a stepping stone yourself.
q3146	v21	c3280	23	"If only America and England would just disappear."
q3147	v23448	c72808	5	Come on! After crafting something this gorgeous, it'd be a crime to miss out on documenting its glorious destruction!
q3148	v22570	\N	6	I feel my ass jiggling with each slap, like the cheap cup pudding you can buy in the supermarket.
q3149	v21281	\N	9	Now is not the time to indulge in the joys of butt warmth.
q3150	v1172	\N	13	THE GREATEST FAILURE IS WHEN YOU DON'T TRY AT ALL. UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY SHITTY, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T TRY AT ALL.
q3151	v5	c193	6	Even cats fall from poles.
q3152	v23070	\N	4	I'm an unstoppable machine when it comes to food. Whenever I go to all-you-can-eat buffets the serving staff end up in tears.
q3153	v2306	c34332	7	An otaku came today, and they are known for being one of Earth's oldest peoples. They cherish children.
q3154	v31659	c99974	9	John, I'm about to throw a bath tub through your wall. Watch out.
q3155	v31659	\N	11	The circle of stupidity is complete.
q3156	v49056	c135552	5	Conversations can be tiring regardless of how long they are. It doesn't matter whether the other party is foolish or intelligent, either.
q3157	v49056	c135552	2	However, the notion of you allowing this image you have of me to live inside your mind isn't a bad thing.
q3158	v7738	c27731	43	Wanna... get zappy?
q3159	v33927	c140172	5	Some say that the way to a man's heart lies through his stomach, but I'm absolutely sure that you can get there through his penis.
q3160	v33927	c140172	3	Access to my pussy, only for 5.99$! Best offer you can get!
q3161	v33927	c140172	4	I'm telling you! The power dynamic of the world is this: the peasants, the rich, the elite, the deep state, women with big titties!
q3162	v684	\N	7	I square off against the answer sheet with knowledge in my brain, a goal in my heart and horniness in my crotch.
q3163	v151	c55865	5	Prepare to meet Mr. Meaty!
q3164	v7	c39263	35	Akiha is not my sister. Akiha is my woman
q3165	v49056	c135553	10	There are just as many ways of coping as there are people in the world.
q3166	v23448	c72811	0	By desperately denying anything incriminating happened, I only incriminated myself further...
q3167	v151	c55861	8	This night I'll remember for future masturbation...this wanton creature, so full of temptation.
q3168	v22899	\N	2	By that logic, surely there must be a god that dwells within even chairs.
q3169	v22899	\N	2	CHAAAAAIR!!
q3170	v25366	c80819	7	Did the value of my crotch go down when I wasn't looking!?
q3171	v22899	\N	8	I seem to remember a recent shopping spree where I got 13 loli-themed games that I haven't touched yet.
q3172	v22899	\N	3	Even though this is the first day of the summer break, there's not a single soul out here having sex.
q3173	v22899	c71530	19	Who the hell is she, Princess Charming looking for her Cockerella who's the perfect fit?
q3174	v684	c9954	6	Don't you think it's cowardly to bring up your main girl as a way to turn down a request from your side chick?
q3175	v7554	\N	8	C'mon, Keith! No one over the age of 22 has time for video games!
q3176	v1299	c123578	2	Still, it's hard to imagine anyone would want to take a beating from this many guys all at once.
q3177	v893	c92947	8	"You peed yourself, and now you're hungry? You're sure having it rough."
q3178	v3706	c58843	-1	The basic policy of the Black Dog Mercenaries is to educate our subordinates to their intelligence.
q3179	v6540	\N	17	A nostalgic feeling, like returning to the womb.
q3180	v22012	c74811	4	"Lay-deez Man? Are those some kind of chips?"
q3181	v2016	\N	19	《I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! MOMMIES! AND ROTTING FLEEEEEEEEESH!》
q3182	v12692	c24376	10	I didn't fall in love with my brother, I fell in love with the tentacles!
q3183	v38430	\N	10	My curry leaves nothing but spice-infused trauma and the tears of innocent schoolgirls in its wake.
q3184	v38430	\N	11	And Gonta is giving me a face full of cat ass.
q3185	v1719	c10833	23	I guess short people have feelings too!
q3186	v3112	c17597	4	Okay, okay. Well excuuuuuuse me, princess.
q3187	v19035	c88345	41	If I got raped, then I got raped.
q3188	v38436	c121638	6	We might both be gay, but I'm dedicated to a higher cause!
q3189	v1200	\N	8	The school building was towering intimidatingly against the darkening evening sky. It seemed like a giant tombstone. A tombstone? Whose?
q3190	v14520	c17790	3	Huh...? How on earth could I possibly wear a cape and not raise its collar?
q3191	v23448	c72808	2	It's the legendary hero—Rinka-Man!
q3192	v22505	c4655	37	Virgins have the best delusions.
q3193	v5154	c567	20	Nice tits.
q3194	v16640	c32069	26	Taxes... Oh yeah, I know about those. Not that I've ever paid any...
q3195	v94	c37392	19	Hey, is it just me, or do you smell like toilet freshener?
q3196	v6700	\N	6	I have no hesitation when it comes to expressing my kinks!
q3197	v6700	\N	3	Even if you didn't have any business with me, I wanted to chat with you, get you to tease me, and to step all over me!
q3198	v3144	c3565	37	You're sweating buckets of cum!
q3199	v3144	c3565	11	Oh... So I don't have to worry about getting pregnant. Good to know.
q3200	v3144	c3559	55	The sky is full of anxious words.
q3201	v15125	c25199	11	You think I won't be able to get you off.
q3202	v18131	c39200	7	(This can't be good. Not in the least. I learned in school that sex... is life.)
q3203	v15125	c17644	11	If only I was allowed to lift up her dress, I could prove it!
q3204	v24803	c77878	3	"Be consumed by my scorching venom and explode! World End Explosion!!"
q3205	v24803	c77878	8	"Got Darling's engagement ring. Effect: Can marry Darling."
q3206	v24803	c77878	3	"This is a bagel. A sublime food from a realm doughnuts can never reach."
q3207	v24803	c77878	3	"The thrill of cutting down one clueless noob after another as their dreams scatter..."
q3208	v24803	c77878	0	"...Innocent souls were once again stained as sacrifices to my bloodied scythe this night. I won't ask for forgiveness, despise me as you wish."
q3209	v20860	c59698	18	Don't move. I'm a virgin.
q3210	v25366	c80818	6	If Yuki loves money that much. I'll shove coins into his mouth until his belly rattles like a piggy bank!
q3211	v231	\N	6	Now that I have a regular salary, I could even defeat those 200,005,000 space monsters.
q3212	v32349	c139730	6	But I'm your step-sister, right? In manga or anime, step-sisters are considered capturable targets!
q3213	v30877	c96707	6	It's very easy to see your imperfections if you stare at them. Nobody else is looking that hard, I promise.
q3214	v8591	c30586	7	How dare you call an older man, your boss no less, adorable?!
q3215	v7803	c12509	11	What? Go somewhere else, I need to seduce her.
q3216	v2002	\N	14	It's like dunking your brain in a vat of pure moe. Then you die.
q3217	v12357	\N	11	Oh no, there's a meatworm in my asshole... ahhhh!
q3218	v5922	c4078	25	You can't expose other people's secrets without being a little cruel. It's my job.
q3219	v44084	c137153	15	I'M NOT AUTISTIC7
q3220	v24110	c74710	14	I keep 'em short in case I need to finger someone.
q3221	v37716	\N	10	Mom: "Getting a blowjob from your childhood friend while on the phone with your mom? Just how kinky can you be after two days of dating?"
q3222	v22045	c65603	13	But still, I wish I at least had a boyfriend. It's kind of sad to think that my age and the number of years I've been single are the same.
q3223	v44195	c125793	10	Congrats on saving and loading that one. Or did you go back to the previous choice? Either way, it shows that intelligence isn't your strong suit, Senpai.
q3224	v13992	\N	3	Her life's ambition is to one day become a pumpkin.
q3225	v28806	\N	15	It doesn't matter if it's cute or not... This is just porn, plain and simple.
q3226	v28806	\N	6	To pray is to think about the meaning of life.
q3227	v67	c3786	36	Farewell, crazed Hinamizawa. ...Thanks for giving me the psychic power to kill people whenever I wanted.
q3228	v7623	c140710	-3	Don't worry. If any one of us survives, we all win.
q3229	v7623	c140696	4	I'd still rather be her brother than her groom.
q3230	v7623	c140696	7	Don't you know? Scrotum means 'testicles'.
q3231	v7623	c140700	10	...First off, I'd like to state I'm not a homosexual.
q3232	v917	c5721	11	With Onee-sama observing every detail, I urinated like a dog, helplessly.
q3233	v21289	c87342	15	Becoming evil made you at least sixty percent more cute.
q3234	v2762	c53826	18	For what purpose did God create the magnificent boob? To tempt men?  To give the hand something to do?
q3235	v8900	\N	0	The bear raised her, so of course she wasn't scared of him... I think I'd had that thought before.
q3236	v24966	c94453	9	My parents will be most displeased if I get myself shot in America.
q3237	v11300	c12028	11	First of all, damn Sonohara, where did you get that weird blue hair color of yours, huh? Photochop?
q3239	v38475	\N	-1	...why did you saw em'?
q3241	v38475	\N	-3	Hola... Soy un turista y me perdí, me voy del país, adiós señorita.
q3242	v38475	\N	0	Fuck, fuck, fuck, do you only know how to curse, you idiot?
q3243	v23741	c71528	-6	God, I'm glad I'm inside this costume...
q3244	v18852	c45355	9	Do you do all the things they do in shoujo manga? Like hug her from behind? Hold her princess style? Pull fries out of her hair?
q3245	v18131	c87976	5	"But if you ever need anything, let me know. I'm a parent, too. I'm always willing to wipe my daughter's ass."
q3246	v945	c762	45	The problem must be in your pants!
q3247	v414	c344	7	Ah, you touched me! I'm divorcing you!
q3248	v473	c27450	23	...Even I... believe in Santa Claus...
q3249	v5834	\N	2	He's a guy! A guy a guy a guy a guy...
q3250	v5834	c1882	6	Complete and utter victory, you see, means breaking your opponent mentally and destroying any modicum of ego they have.
q3251	v2002	c6493	2	Yea, I know what you mean. Okarin just isn't Okarin unless he's laughing like an idiot.
q3252	v21552	c65184	5	I wanted to be a Youtuber, so I filmed a prank video where I dropkicked people passing by the station, and then I got arrested.
q3253	v18131	c39202	6	That... had a droopier and cuter appearance when I saw it in the bath.
q3254	v19709	c65151	0	God, you're such a hentai.
q3255	v18267	c78986	3	Yes, the man who deceived and seduced me, a grand priestess, with his silver tongue.
q3256	v49552	\N	6	Are you sure you want to exit this funny?
q3257	v45722	\N	6	If there was a championship for useless people I'm sure you could win.
q3258	v45722	\N	6	There's no way a grown man would lose to a middle school girl in a fight, right?
q3259	v23448	c75724	4	You always dance naked? Me too.
q3260	v16844	c27624	0	Don't think I won't hit a girl Meng. Because I have done it before.
q3261	v71	c189	2	Perverts never die. They just fade away.
q3262	v5834	c1889	2	There's no justice in this world because God has taken it back to his kingdom alongside his beloved children. The only ones left on this Earth are the wicked demons.
q3263	v889	\N	6	Within the Hero Milio's mind, Seed was reclassified from Citizen A to a mid-boss class enemy. (Rank Up)
q3264	v889	\N	1	This is offensive magic. Don't use it on your friends.
q3265	v10082	\N	3	I'd like to have some nice, long pillow talk with the woman who gave me my first experience...
q3266	v1484	c56085	12	This is a high-tech toilet, and you must not be disrespectful of it! You... INFIDEL!!
q3267	v157	c2145	2	Who's the couple here? You're like the poor younger brother.
q3268	v22505	c4655	64	Fucking kill yourself. Unironically.
q3269	v44358	c97851	10	You're my brother. Why would you care about the quality of my ass pics?
q3270	v49552	\N	6	It has only been three minutes and you are suggesting cannibalism?
q3271	v49552	\N	10	But what if... What if it's a pregnant young man?
q3272	v49552	\N	4	Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
q3273	v49552	\N	4	I think we should stop talking about eating each other...
q3274	v23448	c72808	6	Based on a true story! The hunt for the horrifying cannibal Santa!
q3275	v7330	\N	0	You are dead. And you taste disgusting.
q3276	v22505	c4662	27	You can just fap to me like you always do, silly!
q3277	v751	c267	10	Do you know the taste of a classroom's ceiling? You wouldn't believe it, but it tastes like almonds.
q3278	v52233	c141120	1	I am the search for purpose and the fear of a lack thereof. I am what people ponder in the small hours of the morning. And I am dissatisfied with the state of things.
q3279	v52233	c141116	0	I have been by your side for so long. Even if you only met me today. Who knows what will be tomorrow, but right now it is only the two of us.
q3280	v751	c304	2	I don't bake cucumbers!
q3281	v751	c270	11	I'd say I'm just about ripe to be devoured. Anh.
q3282	v28286	c89818	15	It would be bad to have an orgy in our clubroom, Kohinata-senpai.
q3283	v28286	c89816	25	You wouldn't drink the bathwater after I've been in it, right?
q3284	v16435	c61552	7	I think it awakened my paternal instincts… for penguins, that is.
q3285	v16435	c61550	8	Besides! This isn't just a penguin. It's a macaroni penguin! It's totally different!
q3286	v16435	c61549	15	You're amazing! Even more than I thought! I think you have a talent for terrorism!
q3287	v16435	c61549	8	I thrust my finger into Rumi-chan's wide-open mouth without hesitation.
q3288	v3249	c86228	11	Day before yesterday I saw a rabbit, and yesterday a deer, and today, you.
q3289	v29300	c102746	5	Even now...As a living being,I want to live on...
q3290	v1428	c18552	6	Uuu...am I only worth as much as a body pillow...are you abandoning me, Aile?!?
q3291	v1428	c18552	5	Dammit! Get a hold of yourself, my son! Your virginity’s on full display here, y’know!!
q3292	v1428	c18552	8	As an older brother, I fully approve of my little brothers getting along! So are you a top or a bottom, Aile?
q3293	v1428	c18552	6	Listen up, all you have to say is ‘You’re so cool, Master!!’ when training with me and ‘Kiss me, big bro’ in private!
q3294	v5834	c1792	21	If there is anything that God loves more than all, it is big titties.
q3295	v2002	\N	15	Everyone is going about their business as usual, the neverending search for electronics, moe and porn.
q3297	v4107	c11368	20	Oh, sorry, seeing an old man naked is no fun.
q3298	v4107	c11368	20	Hurry it up! Jack off in front of me and jizz in my fucking cup!
q3299	v17101	c55833	-3	Maybe asking a MuMu reader about this had been a mistake...
q3300	v5922	c6400	15	You dare to make a mockery of miso, worm!?
q3301	v3144	c3560	5	They were imbued with the Sound of the Savior's speech, but not with the Meaning.
q3302	v3144	c3560	14	Remember, Trembling Creatures — He who is able to Save All — Is also able to do the Opposite.
q3303	v3144	c3560	3	Tremble before your Savior, you Worthless Rabble!
q3304	v3144	c3560	-19	What an Absurd Expression...
q3305	v3144	c3560	4	Love and Hate are Two Sides of the Same Coin.
q3306	v92	c113	6	I don't have time to waste on irresponsible brats who wanna know every little detail about adult problems they couldn't possibly help solve
q3307	v29144	c92785	2	I'm trying to figure things out myself and I thought I was close to understanding quite a bit, but now there's a bunch of shit I don't get, and it doesn't feel great.
q3308	v22012	c74845	0	Get some meat on your bones, dude.
q3309	v22012	c74845	3	Huh? You like nuts? But yeah, he's deranged.
q3310	v13666	\N	14	It’s like the fucking sex Olympics.
q3311	v67	c3788	52	I used to throw bricks at people.
q3312	v52352	\N	0	You've got weird arms and a big fat butt.
q3314	v43576	\N	0	Your cowboy erotica collection is getting bigger I see.
q3315	v44358	c97851	9	Fuck your therapy, tennis pedophile love-15 lookin' bitch.
q3316	v44358	c97865	20	...You bullied a gay girl into being straight.
q3317	v4806	c788	10	I-It is fine. Incest is a natural thing for the Masamune family!
q3318	v29214	c95633	8	But Prime Minister, if you hold on too tightly, the precious little bird in your hands will suffocate to death.
q3319	v27519	c92316	16	But you didn't attack until the very end. The rest of the time you were getting nowhere, just like when you lost your virginity—
q3320	v18357	\N	0	He had a lot of heart. Also entrails. This guy had entrails for DAYS.
q3321	v18357	\N	-2	Today, I saw parts of Rodrigo that I've never seen before. Like his gall bladder. And his regular bladder.
q3322	v18357	\N	-4	Click Here to Desecrate That Jerk's Corpse
q3323	v18357	\N	-4	Rodrigo's artery is still spraying blood. It hits my chin and tickles like a little bidet for chins.
q3324	v18357	\N	-3	Listen to your heart, Beretta! It sings - like a mafioso about to enter the witness protection program.
q3325	v44358	c97851	6	I didn't think a guy who cheats on his girlfriend and photographs his dick would have a strong relationship with Jesus I guess!
q3326	v44358	c97851	10	I swear to god if you put me in spec ed I will bully all those kids into killing themselves.
q3327	v3144	c3560	5	This can be called a Necessary Accident. An Inevitable Accident.
q3328	v3144	c3560	2	You Can't Catch a Fish Without Casting a Rod.
q3329	v3144	c3560	2	Hahaha... Well, the Game Has Begun. You will be Toys in the Hands of the Savior.
q3330	v3144	c3560	4	A person who is able to see the Truth will see it everywhere he looks, and will be Right.
q3331	v3144	c3560	11	God is not able to save the World. Angels are not able to save the World. If God does not do this, then People will do it.
q3332	v44358	c97851	11	I'm jealous of a girl who just killed herself that's how fucked up I AM.
q3333	v5922	\N	5	She glared at me like I literally had shit for brains.
q3334	v83	c14474	6	Young romance should be dramatic after all. Love can bloom from rape, even.
q3335	v3091	\N	8	Were all 3D harems this obnoxious to manage?
q3336	v18852	\N	2	People who can't decide for themselves can be said to never die, but only because they never live in the first place.
q3337	v22505	\N	9	What kinda eroge was this?
q3338	v22505	c4655	5	Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
q3339	v776	c2174	6	Yes, this is Koyorin. For adult reasons I am 20 years old
q3340	v776	c2176	10	In Soviet Russia, cats pet Akaneko
q3341	v776	c1789	2	Mother, is it a blessing or a curse to die in paradise?
q3342	v776	c2176	3	Nyoro nyoro~, oh so scary. I feel like I'm going to pee in my pants. -nyoro~
q3343	v3144	c3560	3	Lucky to live in the Era of Omnipotence.
q3344	v3144	c3564	18	I'm Not Scary at all. I'm just kind, like the Devil himself.
q3345	v3144	c3564	29	Forty-five quadrillion four hundred twenty-five trillion six hundred ninety billion four hundred fifty-two million three hundred fifty thousand four hundred eighty-one.
q3346	v3144	c3560	1	That's right. It's a Dream. I don't know how long I've been sleeping, but... It's a Dream. So... It Will End...
q3347	v3144	c3564	11	It's strange to hear someone say with complete certainty that they Never Died.
q3348	v22505	\N	8	3D girls were the worst pieces of shit imaginable—every last one of them.
q3349	v44358	\N	12	...it is good to be a pedophile every now and then.
q3350	v5154	\N	6	Okay, here I go... quit your bitching, fishface. I'll stick that phone so far up your ass you'll feel the ringtone in your colon.
q3351	v5	c192	7	In the end, I hugged a shirtless Masato...
q3352	v751	\N	6	You've recieved title "Conniving Pervert Level 1"!
q3353	v23740	\N	15	I don't want to talk like a third-rate Villain... But okay. I am a third-rate Villain.
q3354	v26523	c60023	6	...Goodnight, Kakeru. Sweet Dreams...
q3355	v26523	c60023	6	...It is I who should ask for Forgiveness. I alone sowed All This...
q3356	v26523	c60020	1	I'm just passing time. With my Girlfriend...
q3357	v26523	\N	4	There is No Answer. She will Never answer Again. She will Never... Smile at me Again... But I still call her. I repeat her name. I keep calling... Again... And Again...
q3358	v28806	\N	22	I see, this book was written by a cunt.
q3359	v28806	\N	16	First you talk about a cunt, and now a penis?
q3360	v18357	\N	-5	Well, officer, I could do that... OR I COULD TAKE YOUR FAT HEAD, FIRMLY GRASP IT IN MY HANDS, YANK IT OFF YOUR NECK, THEN PLAY JUMP ROPE WITH YOUR VERTEBRAE!
q3361	v18357	\N	-3	When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So, I guess when life gives you a dead cop, you should... make jelly out of his lifeless eyeballs, I guess?
q3362	v18357	\N	-4	I mean, a painful breakup is one thing, but I just painfully broke up my boyfriend's face.
q3363	v18357	\N	-4	Man... I'm a crazy person, aren't I? I think, objectively, I've crossed the line of things a person can do and still be called sane.
q3364	v18357	\N	6	Expired milk... FUCK YOU! Moldy cheese... FUCK YOU! Old bagels... I'll hold onto you for another week or two.
q3365	v1552	\N	4	Just like kissing and holding hands, she wants a chance to get hooked on cock.
q3366	v15491	c19060	5	It's splendidly erect.
q3367	v15491	c19061	0	Somehow, my instincts are telling me not to get close to sensei.
q3368	v15072	\N	0	…How dare you. .. play with my body as you like!
q3369	v18357	\N	-10	LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
q3370	v18357	\N	-5	I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME FIND THE PERSON WHO INVENTED MOUTHS AND STRANGE HIM, SO THAT WHEN I GET BACK TO THE PRESENT I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOUTH.
q3371	v18357	\N	-3	She be gettin' winded as a whompaloose after just a sip of booze. Speakin' of which, whoever sent that bloody letter was crazier than two whompaloosipodes in heat.
q3372	v18357	\N	-8	It's toast time, bitches!
q3373	v18357	\N	-6	Yeah, I guess you are a pretty craggly motherfucker, Gus. But I like you.
q3374	v27449	c87837	6	If you made a move on me now, I think I'd accept. Ah! But Onii's tastes are perverted, that's my only worry!. Embarrassing stuff is ok, but no pain please. Be gentle, ok?
q3375	v27449	c87837	12	Onii seems to be addicted to receiving girl's selfies, so I sent him one. A bit erotic one, gahaha!
q3376	v776	c2176	4	The bourgeoisie must be overthrown
q3377	v3144	c3564	24	Having not even known Life, how can you judge Death?
q3378	v3144	c3565	17	The Sky is Blue — Only Because It is Endless.
q3379	v3144	\N	3	This is... An Infinitely Repeating Game.
q3380	v3144	c3560	10	Happiness that stretches into Eternity... Eternal Happiness is no different from Hell. No matter how Happy Life is, without a proper Ending, it is more like a Nightmare.
q3381	v3144	c3567	1	The Creation itself will also be Evil, if the person who Creates it is Evil.
q3382	v10680	c9481	13	No, it's incest.
q3383	v9093	c9338	8	(...) When it comes to breasts, there's no such thing as good or bad size.
q3384	v33	\N	6	"Amazing Reflexes in Woman Triggered by Sound of Flatulence!"
q3385	v26052	c20886	15	Ah, I feel a nosebleed coming on...
q3386	v157	c2142	7	Usually a depressed person isn't going to answer "Yes, I'm depressed" as soon as they're asked!
q3387	v9578	\N	0	there's no need to be shy, You can just collapse like that...
q3388	v18717	\N	8	You may be my father, but if you dare interrupt our reunion, I will choke the life out of your fat neck.
q3389	v3144	\N	7	How many Souls does it take to make a World? How many Souls does it take to make it a World... Apparently, only One is enough.
q3390	v3144	\N	11	History Repeats Itself Twice. The first time - As a Tragedy. The second time - As a Farce.
q3391	v3144	\N	-1	Incapable of anything except showing his own Dead Mechanism.
q3392	v3144	\N	2	If I wish it, I Exist. For in the midst of this White World I Remembered Everything.
q3393	v3144	c3563	7	Kimika has gone to do Her Duty!
q3394	v28806	\N	11	Even in as shit a world as this one... I guess I managed to live pretty happily, huh...
q3395	v3144	c3567	9	Of course. There's no way a grade schooler would have huge boobs.
q3396	v10793	c10104	1	Onii-chan... Please, don't leave Ema alone...
q3397	v10793	c10104	2	Ema wants to help Onii-chan.
q3398	v10793	c20865	7	Angels... Oh, or rather, my Sister Twins!
q3399	v10793	c10102	9	Wake up... U-u-uh... Wake up, or I'll kiss you, Onii-chan!
q3400	v10793	c20865	7	Ah, they're the same as ever... What a cute Little Sisters they are!
q3401	v25385	c88824	5	Lettuce see if the turtle shell answer our prayer.
q3402	v28806	c94721	11	What I saw was... a mass of naked men, writhing about on the floor, with blood spewing from their dicks...
q3403	v28806	\N	25	This is a technique that was often used by my old friend, Adolf Hitler...
q3404	v2016	\N	49	Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
q3405	v28806	c92503	52	But... I'm sorry for covering the street in all my cum...
q3406	v93	c96	26	A glimpse of underwear ain't gonna fill my stomach, y'know...?
q3407	v3144	\N	2	The Sky Flooded with Strange Figures. A Shadow That Erased the Entire Sky...
q3408	v3144	\N	1	Please look at the Cross among the Stars — Will you remember Yourself in it?
q3409	v3144	c3565	11	Today's You and Then You Are Completely Different Things.
q3410	v3144	\N	2	The Beginning and the End of Heaven...
q3411	v3144	c3560	19	You need to know Pain yourself to understand the Pain of others. That is why people who have not known Pain are able to hurt others so easily.
q3412	v25413	c95244	2	Geesh. I'm glad her skirt was blown away by the strong wind, so it didn't hit me in the face...
q3413	v25413	c95244	0	This is probably not easy for someone with a photographic memory like her. It's as if she's already seeing the corpse again.
q3414	v25413	c95248	3	Wait... Have I ever dissected a slaughtered corpse before? I don't think I have... Ah, no, I haven't!
q3415	v25413	c95243	1	12323... 12329... 12343... 12347... 12373... 12377... 12379... 12391... 12401... 12409...
q3416	v25413	c95243	1	You can send and receive calls and messages to and from my Personal Wanwano.
q3417	v21745	\N	5	No mercy for Mercy!
q3418	v21745	c63859	7	Shut the hell up. You're both homewrecking whores.
q3419	v21745	\N	3	I knew what someone with no emotions looked like. I've seen a mirror.
q3420	v19192	\N	20	It's not like they wanna look at man ass because they like to. We should really appreciate urologists and proctologists more for the work they do.
q3421	v19192	\N	5	Little by little, we were becoming deranged, as if an important gear in the mechanism of our minds was about to fall out.
q3422	v37016	c139898	17	Aaah. There's nothing like having tea while I look at your panties.
q3423	v3144	c3560	12	I Hated You Alive, but Dead, you are even Worse.
q3424	v3144	\N	2	I will not be able to see it... What, pray tell, is the ability to see the Being preceding the Being? What feelings can one hope for before Existence?
q3425	v3144	c3560	1	It immediately becomes clear how great God tried when He collected us piece by piece. Amazing Spectacle. How Difficult it is to Create Life. Even with all the Components.
q3426	v3144	\N	-1	For their history, it was the Final Stop.
q3427	v3144	\N	2	Looking at the Moon, trying to Devour It...
q3428	v114	c26658	8	It's okay... I don't have any balls.
q3429	v51838	c141264	5	Heh. Who knew paper bags could be interesting?
q3430	v16640	c31031	15	Ejaculate ♪ Ejaculate ♪ Asteeer's ejaculate flies all over ♪ Pew pew peeew ♪
q3431	v13666	c34602	19	The r-real world is... h-hostile territory...
q3432	v3144	c3564	7	A Shadow is a Silhouette that you want to see... And it is a Silhouette that you Never want to see...
q3433	v3144	c3563	13	If possible, I would like to see the same landscape that You See.
q3434	v3144	c3560	4	This World is destined to The End, and to replace it, a New Turn will occur. This is the Infallible Truth.
q3435	v3144	c3560	4	Again you are trying to come up with a Limitation of Truth by the Logic of This World...
q3436	v3144	c3560	4	How can I explain it to You... Death — Is Not Your Property. It was not given to any of You.
q3437	v17853	c42607	14	(......... This is the first time in my life that I've had to teach someone older than me how to use a broom...)
q3438	v157	c2142	6	The ass is amazing, isn't it.
q3439	v51838	c141155	4	Yeah, they're real. And this isn't the first time I've caught you looking, is it?
q3440	v51838	c141572	4	He ate so much curry I had to ask him, "Aren't you afraid you'll turn into a bowl of curry rice?"
q3441	v67	\N	22	...A worn-out old man getting lost isn't moe in the slightest!
q3442	v27449	c87837	15	Why!!? If you feel that much mommyness in me then be a baby to me right now!!
q3443	v42561	c124610	3	Good job, Boss. Operation Schoolgirl was a success!
q3444	v382	\N	16	Fucking kill yourself. Actually.
q3445	v1552	c5092	5	He always puts the toilet seat down after he's finished. That's a true gentleman.
q3446	v51838	c141264	6	If a bear replied... I only have the one pair of pants
q3447	v3144	\N	1	Mutual Destruction is not the End — But the Beginning.
q3448	v3144	c3560	5	There is Nothing here except... Calming Fear.
q3449	v3144	c3560	19	God — Is Melody. The World — Is Words.
q3450	v3144	\N	2	It is not a Fantasy. It refuses to consider itself a Fantasy... Just like Me. Just like You...
q3451	v3144	c3561	8	This is the Limit of Your Fantasy.
q3452	v31573	c101629	8	Did you know that you have a 100% probability of pulling what you want as long as you keep going until it shows up?
q3453	v49823	c141967	0	WOLF WOULD LIKE TO FETCH THE BRANCH VERY MUCH. THROW THE BRANCH FOR WOLF.
q3454	v18077	c39233	14	Kyaha! It's stinging my tongue! Your fermented dick cheese is off the hook!
q3455	v3144	\N	2	You all see Different. You do Different... And yet you are all One and Whole. You are disunited from each other, and yet you are One Whole.
q3456	v3144	c3560	17	If the Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions... It turns out that the Road to Heaven is paved with Evil.
q3457	v3144	c3560	3	It's either the Stars or the Snow that are Falling... Does it Really Matter on The End?
q3458	v3144	c3560	2	He Understood... He said that his Life was Most Beautiful in that World where he could Die at Any Second.
q3459	v1200	\N	15	Black color hides All Stains. White reveals Every Stain.
q3460	v15125	c17644	6	It's certainly entertaining to see an inspector of the police fawning to a ten-year-old girl.
q3461	v3144	\N	7	That's not true. There are lots of things you can do in your pajamas. Like sleeping, or sleeping, or laying around, or sleeping. You could even sleep in them!
q3462	v3144	c3564	15	The brain is wider than the sky.
q3463	v3144	c3559	19	The girl who is the world itself must return to the girl in the sky.
q3464	v6540	c7816	32	It's like.. mm... I'm shampooing my hair... with your precum
q3465	v47009	c130200	0	"Nakuna (don't cry)" & "Omae wa... nakase taiwake dewanai (I... dont want to make you cry)"
q3466	v47009	c130199	-1	"Wherever you go, no matter what form you take, I want to be with you. This is my once-in-a-lifetime selfishness."
q3467	v47009	c137338	-1	"Losing the woman I love... Why would I have a reason to live?!"
q3468	v47009	c130198	0	hoshiika...? (with smirk)
q3469	v40519	c120959	3	"Don't get hurt... it bothers me"
q3470	v2045	c52698	12	Whaaaat? No, Darling's mine! And he's not gay!
q3471	v1200	c65214	16	In any case, there is no particular difference between Nightmare and Reality.
q3472	v1200	c65214	18	It's depressing when you have to work on something that reflects your Level of Incompetence.
q3473	v7	c78	14	If alcohol doesn't make you feel better, isn't there nothing left?
q3474	v114	\N	5	At first, I thought they came to wash their hands or something, but something's not right. They're naked.
q3475	v24889	c84251	1	Aah... Why are you asking so many questions, human? Just shut up and brush my tail.
q3476	v548	c28652	4	I am confident that those who seem quiet at first glance are the most successful and effective terrorists.
q3477	v24889	\N	1	Barriers are a programming language now?!
q3478	v24889	c90364	1	You would have had a better time jumping in front of a subway.
q3479	v17853	c42613	2	Hahaha! The combination of Rei and a garbage bag is amazing. It's a really rare shot.
q3480	v1399	c18364	29	Man, I'm so horny...
q3481	v1399	\N	32	He'd stopped giving birth, too.
q3482	v434	\N	4	He was himself. People were people.
q3483	v434	c12783	32	The big cheese.
q3484	v10895	c10436	23	Flufffuff, flufffuff!
q3485	v16640	c32069	7	If you want to be precise, the time it takes me to go from ejaculation to a second boner is 1.65 seconds.
q3486	v22855	c142116	3	It's like a cliffhanger at the end of that cooking anime episode.
q3487	v22855	c142114	2	Only books can give me a place to be alone, by myself, to be fine with the way things are.
q3488	v22855	c142114	0	Twist is always delicious in every story.
q3489	v22855	c73283	2	No matter the outcome, I always believe that actions have the power to change rather than to be quiet and let your life unfold in front of you.
q3490	v3144	c3560	13	Death, that is the absolute truth!
q3491	v3144	c3560	27	Mark my words, all ye who quiver in fear.
q3492	v5	c1864	8	Good evening. The time is 19:55, it's Haruchin in the night.
q3493	v5	c1864	10	It's going to be sunny across the nation tomorrow, with a hint of Haruchin in some areas.
q3494	v5	c1864	20	BOOBIE———XXXPLOSION!!!
q3495	v382	\N	15	This was bad... My johnson was about to go berserk...
q3496	v40519	c120960	2	"Don't just concern yourself with the guy that you picked up, take responsibility of me too."
q3497	v40519	c120960	-2	"Because if I'm a tool, I can stay by Hinagiku's side"
q3498	v40519	c120961	3	"Don't you think other people's things look delicious?"
q3499	v6540	c7811	41	OOHHHH YOUR HOT PREGNANCY JUICE! DIRECT HIT! AAFFHHH!
q3500	v6540	c7811	8	She can only see the you on the surface. But I know the real you. Those urges you drove into my body represent the real you.
q3501	v1552	c5094	5	I want to become my master's handkerchief.
q3502	v37868	c128674	0	"That does NOT look like a controlled descent...!"
q3503	v1552	c5103	10	Choose. Either I kill you now, or you explain everything and then I kill you.
q3504	v22045	c65604	14	I don't have bedhead. It's supposed to be like this. It's a symbol of peace.
q3505	v1143	c3511	22	Please, put this on my tombstone: 'Forever mourned by her many friends, all of them imaginary.'
q3506	v4037	\N	12	I’m pretty non-political when it comes to my porn, aren’t I… Heheheheh.
q3507	v4037	\N	10	I’m not proud of it, but the only real female boobs I’d seen in the flesh were my mother’s, and I didn’t remember those.
q3508	v4037	c40316	15	I love eroge so much. How can eroge not love me in return!
q3509	v4037	\N	17	I grabbed the balls to make sure they weren’t hiding a pussy under them.
q3510	v4037	c40316	13	No… Maybe if it was with a woman, but Miki-chan’s a guy… so it doesn’t count as cheating!
q3512	v849	\N	1	Uh, yeah... If I sleep, I'll probably get pickpocketed. Yep.
q3513	v28806	c92503	11	Everything is a part of God.
q3514	v22899	c71529	10	This thing is amazing. A vibrator that can unlock anything.
q3515	v22899	c71530	8	Gah, fuck! I'm sorry, okay? I never watched it to turn out like this, I just didn't want a three-way with her! Don't die on me, dammit!!
q3516	v22899	c71530	8	Gah, fuck! Grr... this is entrapment! To think I'd end up with a big sister who isn't a preppy slut. God dammit, Bro...
q3517	v22899	\N	0	Wasn't I counting sheep? How'd they turn into Hotoris?
q3518	v22899	c71526	22	Excuse me while I kill myself.
q3519	v3319	c22519	-1	Phew, there's nothing quite like a reward after a hard day's work.
q3520	v24717	c64498	11	Quick thinking and human intellect overcame the butthole!
q3521	v4037	\N	8	Besides, I’m not letting some toy cuckold me!
q3522	v47011	c136921	0	You better not bully my lil sis too much.
q3523	v25583	c84879	7	I'm gonna tear out all of Fuuka's gorgeous hair and make a hammock out of it, right here, right now.
q3524	v4107	c11368	16	I looked right at your goddamn balls! For fuck's sake, man!
q3525	v22899	\N	9	There's 3.7 billion cocks in the world, and you only wanna experience one of them? Don't you think there's something wrong with that?
q3526	v24889	c90363	1	I didn't steal it!! I left a thousand yen behind!!
q3527	v428	\N	4	If there was a god of robbery in the heavens, a sight of such an awful spectacle might have brought them to flood the world.
q3528	v51915	c97865	30	Sorry I don't fuck with feet, I use the metric system.
q3529	v51915	\N	10	You really make me wanna make you kill yourself, you know that?
q3530	v7014	c10199	0	Oh... I didn't know that. Actually... I haven't taken a shower here yet...
q3531	v22045	c65602	14	I don't speak americanese.
q3532	v19987	c17644	17	Alright, I'm not going to argue with a native English speaker... who has some kind of gun...
q3533	v432	\N	18	Ah, he was being eaten. But that was okay.
q3534	v9846	c14696	13	Pfft. I'm not tryin' to sneak a peak at your jank-ass panties.
q3535	v404	c108	4	WAAAAAAH!! I'M SO HAPPYYYY!!
q3536	v19192	c48256	13	But I bet even the bad guys in charge of doing laundry here don't wanna wash dudes' used underpants, huh?! Take that, jerks!
q3537	v21852	c64304	9	Yes, Sylvie-sama. This is an emergency. Sylvie-sama has just been abducted-
q3538	v1552	c5290	14	Then the two cats come purring around my legs. But they aren't the only pussies on display.
q3539	v12214	\N	5	Yuuta doesn't have the Masturbate skill yet.
q3540	v238	c12924	0	You're also......surprisingly dumb?
q3541	v4037	c966	12	Huh? Why do you want my father? Ah, aaaaah… y-y-y-y-y-you wouldn’t! You’re going to rape me in front of my father…?
q3542	v4037	c966	12	Cute moe art, but with a dirty pussy! That’s the global standard right now!
q3543	v22436	c67238	8	«Sis x Sis» is About to Start!
q3544	v22436	c67237	3	Onii-Chan... Good Luck~
q3545	v22436	c67238	3	Love ☆ Twist!
q3546	v22436	\N	12	I was Bumped from «Onii-San» to «Onii-Chan». No, Demoted.
q3547	v22436	\N	3	Tomorrow I Will Be a Good Person.
q3548	v303	\N	4	Where did you get it from, when did you get it from, why did you get it from?
q3549	v1377	c3859	12	...Yeah,as long as I'm alive, I'm not dead. And as long as I'm not dead, i have hope.And as long as I have hope, i have a chance.
q3551	v24328	c79483	10	Then why don't you just approach her naked. I'm sure that will make her feel better in no time.
q3552	v30175	c95219	6	Thank you. Then let me stab you .
q3553	v3161	c14525	12	"Excuse me, but I masturbate quite a bit and my grades have always been much better than yours."
q3554	v3161	c14526	9	"Oh well.. You both stink so you make a good couple."
q3555	v3161	c14525	12	"The speed gun clocked his ejaculation at 55 kilometers per hour."
q3556	v3161	c33085	5	"Everything starts to go black as i drown in feces."
q3557	v19790	c50884	12	"There is no way a lowly sperm like yours could penetrate my egg. Ahaha... Ahahaha!"
q3558	v24889	\N	1	Oh! They say that snakes mate for six hours...
q3559	v21523	c62878	8	We should blast all these booby aliens back into space.
q3560	v22436	c67237	7	Men say they don't know how to handle Small and Sweet Things.
q3561	v22436	c67237	5	Yes, I am a Liar... Because I want to know what People Feel.
q3562	v22436	c67237	3	I think it's all... Just a Dream.
q3563	v22436	\N	3	Did you read it in a Book or from the expression on my Face?
q3564	v22436	\N	2	...I Haven't Had a Dreams in a Long Time.
q3565	v21267	\N	13	*twinkle*✩ *twi-twinkle*✩ *twinkle**twinkle**twinkle*✩ *twinkle**twinkle**twinkle**twinkle**twinkle*.....✩✩✩✩✩✩
q3566	v18152	\N	0	I can't get what I want, yet if it's for someone else, I can achieve anything.
q3567	v5154	c567	8	Suou Amane's a bitch in heat.
q3568	v732	c85137	8	...It's not like she's just a static image in some video game.
q3569	v732	c85137	0	And it could even be, dare I say it, something that could literally lead to the end of the world.
q3570	v22505	\N	8	That sky... Why is it so blue that it makes me want to cry?
q3571	v7771	c10973	36	"One day, she’ll either be my closest friend, or my worst enemy."
q3572	v7771	c12978	21	"Touumaaa!"
q3573	v7771	\N	22	"From now on... you belong to me."
q3574	v19987	c113590	10	'How I Was Diddled and Fiddled'...by Albert Harebrayne!
q3575	v19987	c113590	7	I WAS DIDDLED! I WAS FIDDLED! BY THE PAIR OF THEM!
q3576	v22436	c67238	5	Since You are our Onii-Chan, You must be All-Knowing and All-Powerful.
q3577	v22436	c67238	3	In the End, Only Reality Is Always Right.
q3578	v22436	c67238	2	Uselessness Is Useless Only If It Was Given Meaning In The First Place.
q3579	v22436	\N	4	Happiness will Always be Accompanied by Violence.
q3580	v22436	c67238	7	These are my Favorite Panties. Cute, Onii-Chan, huh?~
q3581	v8158	c9359	9	Anyway, that fucker doesn't deserve to be called a gamer.
q3583	v26344	\N	-5	He couldn't help but tremble with excitment as he looked Kurou over. His cock strained against his pants, ready to ejaculate at the slightest hint of stimulation.
q3584	v19987	c17644	8	The nerve of the great diddling detective is far more terrifying than anything else in this place!
q3585	v18778	c41741	6	A-And I'll sleep in Onii-chan's bed tonight!
q3586	v24634	\N	5	I can't believe she's gatekeeping me from McDonalds...
q3587	v6018	c2207	8	Isn't that...dumb? I'm already the owner of the title "Half-Asleep Idiot"
q3588	v22899	\N	3	Those things are attached to her chest like my balls are attached to my dick... Talk about having a pair.
q3589	v33587	c103277	7	It's said that 80% of rumors created by a group of people are false.
q3590	v22062	\N	7	There might not be a warning on popsicle wrappers that you shouldn't use the contents as makeshift dildos, but shouldn't it go without saying...?
q3591	v22062	c65049	-2	My parents always told me that I should clean up my garbage, and you did look quite tired, so...
q3592	v14267	\N	4	Imagining myself in a leotard and slippers awakens a sense of panic in me and I quickly shove the thought aside.
q3593	v12849	c22769	6	We have drinks too. Go on, you can have all the warm tap water you want.
q3594	v12849	\N	-7	Flirting? Work? Yeah, that's not right.
q3595	v22436	\N	3	Do people in the World really have so many Things to Do?
q3596	v22436	\N	2	I don't want to see someone offering their Heart to Another.
q3597	v22436	c67237	-1	Everyone is Happy. I am Happy too.
q3598	v22436	\N	2	No One will Hurt You just because You Hurt Others Little By Little.
q3599	v22436	c67237	2	Yes, I am a Liar, that's why I often look at People's Faces.
q3600	v13107	c43541	7	Whoa! My skirt's not doing its job!
q3601	v6245	c3885	16	Get on board, Yukie! This time, you're gonna ride my face! All hail the pressure party!
q3602	v14267	\N	8	I stand there clutching her panties, wondering what I should do.
q3603	v102	c12330	-3	Just the way I like it.
q3604	v19073	c49563	0	You just took that from Gundam.
q3605	v19073	c49563	5	Am I hallucinating my fetishes or something? Wait, I don’t even have an animal ear fetish.
q3606	v360	c2354	1	Ah... that's right. I almost ended up going to an empty school.
q3607	v52785	c142938	0	Does this mean I'm a glorified human glowstick?
q3608	v53062	\N	0	Oh god, am I actually about to be killed by a 4chan dweller?
q3609	v53062	\N	0	God knowing freaks like him he's not just gonna kill me he's gonna do corpse stuff!
q3610	v4519	c78381	6	A woman who hits someone over the head with a radish is a violent woman!
q3611	v22436	\N	7	It's Hard to be More Perverted than You Are Now.
q3612	v22436	\N	2	If You Are a Bad Person, I Will Be Even Worse.
q3613	v22436	\N	-1	I have no Future even if I Survive.
q3614	v22436	\N	6	Seduce Me... What Impudence, Perverted Loli!
q3615	v22436	\N	0	There Are Feelings That I Don't Want to Lose.
q3616	v37651	c5290	6	Hayata fades out, like some poor spaceship crewman being abducted by an alien.
q3617	v14264	\N	9	Please don't shoot the Viola Player. She's doing her best.
q3618	v16640	c32069	1	Evil spirits are nothing if I get to smooch Tio!
q3619	v52785	\N	0	"The cartoon popsicle is brutally deformed beyond the recognition of the original character."
q3620	v37651	c5094	8	Don't tell me, Airi, the Iron Lady herself, has also had her cycles disrupted by Shingo's newly identified biological powers?!
q3621	v6438	c10683	15	Get diarrhea! Get diarrhea! Get diarrhea!
q3622	v27457	c87841	3	Resigned to the fact that no matter how hard one clings to time, it does not last forever. All happy days eventually come to an end.
q3623	v30340	c96737	0	I mean, that's why simply existing in the same space always has some meaning to it.
q3624	v30340	\N	1	The two slivers of memory I reached out and grasped shone like stars in a summer night's sky.
q3625	v30340	c96736	0	So I can hold onto everything moving forward, even that which I've lost...
q3627	v7	\N	17	I would have been fine if I never knew what hope was. Then I never would have known despair either.
q3628	v37651	c5092	-2	To take down the general, first shoot his horse.
q3629	v238	c12925	0	I'm still a ways away from becoming a clever wife.
q3630	v10570	c10258	8	We've deflected the otaku laser!
q3631	v23747	c113310	-1	I want this Time to Last Forever.
q3632	v23747	c113309	-1	They say that if you don't see a person for three days, you don't know what he's like, but he's Still The Same.
q3633	v22436	\N	1	Happiness is accompanied by violence against those who are beyond its Limit.
q3634	v22436	\N	2	And if I shed my Last Tear — I will Lose Everything. I will Lose Everything I Don't Have.
q3635	v22436	\N	-1	I Hated Myself for Being Happy With All This.
q3636	v19444	c49246	7	If I stay any longer, her haunted pussy's gonna suck out my soul and banish me to the shadow realm!
q3637	v37651	c5103	5	Thinking about it, Santa letting the reindeer into the house through the window is super weird.
q3638	v52971	c142702	6	We're all graveyards filled with countless versions of ourselves no one could ever want.
q3639	v47763	\N	2	So there's an increase in androgynous guys in society this generation.
q3640	v93	c96	-13	... Every time i see a cute girl, i immediately compare her to sumika
q3641	v5	c1874	7	You can do a lot more things than you think yourself able, ergo you should live always facing forward.
q3642	v5154	c571	15	I have big breasts! Big, I tell you! Admit it! I demand that you say they're big!
q3643	v1552	c5290	0	...Enough!  Bed!
q3644	v33587	c103282	2	Faith is not something an individual decides with free will--it is determined by their fate.
q3645	v47012	c137435	7	Love and peace! Humans, let's be friends!
q3646	v33587	\N	0	Then take responsibility. Make me your husband and the father of your children! Give me back the life I've dedicated to you!!
q3647	v7679	c6618	3	Nah, I don't have a trainer... My stepmom's lovers like to get drunk and gimme full-body massages.
q3648	v7679	c6624	5	Gravel *inside* the swimsuit!? Even the ace attorney would be astonished by such a fantastic idea!
q3649	v19073	c44771	7	Fucking wasabi!
q3650	v22436	\N	0	Until what Age can I shed these Beautiful Tears?
q3651	v22436	\N	2	Even if something can make me Cry, I just find it Ridiculous.
q3652	v22436	\N	1	She stares at My Face. I wonder if she Reads It?
q3653	v22436	c67237	2	Isn't It Strange To Ask If I Am A Liar? Maybe because you won't know if it's a Lie or a Truth?
q3654	v22436	c67237	3	Things have a Good Side and a Bad Side and every Thing can be viewed from Any Side.
q3655	v28286	c89816	5	Darn, I wanted to make you my pet!
q3656	v3660	c26327	21	"If you predict that someone will die soon, just kill that person."
q3657	v19444	c48062	1	Unfortunate as it is, Nii-san, your chastity appears to be in danger, so you'll have to sleep her tonight.
q3658	v19444	c49241	9	If you wanted to know, the first nickname they gave-eth to me was "Big Chungush".
q3659	v34778	c106574	8	We just got out of high school, we shouldn't be committing freaking genocide!
q3660	v34778	c106576	9	I'm not above slapping the disabled, Violet.
q3661	v34778	c106575	7	Jesus wasn't a zombie!
q3662	v15395	c16869	3	It feels good. It smells like dust and damp and years passing; my favorite smell.
q3663	v22899	c71526	13	Some old-ass Japanese sword designed hundreds of years ago hasn't got shit on a good 21st-century anal vibrator!!
q3664	v18778	c41742	24	That's how men work. We cum, and then we die.
q3665	v3144	c3560	11	Smoking is good for the spirit that's not good to begin with.
q3666	v17823	c50693	4	What's wrong, Narumi? You look like you're staring at a woman who isn't cute. Should I send you home tonight? All the way to hell, that is.
q3667	v38429	\N	2	While impressed with the ingenuity of Dr. Katori's strategy, I felt that I'd lost a piece of my integrity in appreciating it.
q3668	v22603	c68588	7	There is nothing more romantic than sandwiching my donger with your boobs.
q3669	v22436	\N	2	Sadness Falls Everywhere. It can be ignored, but in order to Ignore it, Effort and Skill are needed.
q3670	v22436	\N	2	From this Warmth, I only understood that I felt Cold for a long time without this Warmth.
q3671	v22436	c67238	5	Time to Play and do Bad Things, Onii-Chan!
q3672	v22436	\N	1	That's the moment when Something Useless becomes Valuable to Someone.
q3673	v22436	\N	1	Nothing compares to Reality.
q3676	v19073	c44770	24	I've protected my chastity for centuries! It has far more value than yours, Master! It's vintage!
q3677	v15395	c16865	6	I'm feeling plenty grateful to God, for giving corn to this world.
q3680	v751	c270	5	Leaves what hanging? Is there something hanging off Kotarou?
q3681	v28286	c89815	22	The itty bitty titty committee was formed.
q3682	v28286	c89820	9	I won't be your sugar daddy, I'll be your sugar underclassman.
q3683	v28286	c89819	1	T-Tono, you d-did... lewd things in this sacred school building?!
q3684	v28286	c89817	2	It was worth writing your name in my little black notebook every night.
q3685	v28286	c89821	3	You won't hurt your crotch again if you join the Volunteer Collective, Onii-chan.
q3686	v28286	c89815	5	Wouldn't it be kinda bad to get turned on by my sister?
q3687	v24241	c74517	1	Men who say you are a good friend sometimes use it as a cowardly escape.
q3688	v24241	c74518	2	Hmm... My body gets strangely hot when I think about you at night.
q3689	v24241	c74514	6	So you plan on marrying and having intercourse with everyone?
q3690	v21782	c64022	5	The woman had no sense of urgency. I was possessed by the desire to educate her.
q3691	v10115	\N	-1	Maybe now Urabe's life would be a little less horrible.
q3692	v3660	c18382	14	"Well, if the altar gets pregnant with your sperm, it will be easy."
q3693	v28286	c89815	14	I have about as much faith in you as I have in the U.S. dollar.
q3694	v266	c4059	7	Fool! Pride won't fill my stomach! This is capitalism in action!
q3695	v19192	\N	13	Dammit, since when are handsome men allowed to be cute too?
q3696	v19192	\N	16	So, wait… Isn’t the prostate like, behind your balls or like… in your ass? Wait… if it’s a vibrator does that mean it has to go…
q3697	v19073	c44770	1	Lena believes we are "going in."
q3698	v15395	c16869	5	I retrieve the tool I'd stowed under my butt for safekeeping and feed it into the keyhole.
q3699	v28286	c89815	15	Remember when we were in elementary school and you suddenly told me, "I want to see your penis"?
q3700	v28286	c91885	5	Little girls are the best!
q3701	v28286	c91885	6	Aaah! My kindred spirit got NTR'd by the new girl!
q3702	v28286	c89816	7	You can take those best intentions of yours and touch my boobs all you want!
q3703	v19658	c142456	5	Nah, she's just a stray girl.
q3704	v10115	c13828	10	Can you reach my butt?
q3705	v10115	c14126	0	When on Earth did you find the time to hook up...?
q3706	v24241	c74517	7	Yes, two. You are lovers, no? Or do you fancy a third to join in and make things lively?
q3707	v28286	c89816	9	I'm going to start calling you "Bean Flicker" in my head from now on.
q3708	v38100	\N	4	You're getting a horse to work? How understaffed are you!?
q3709	v38100	\N	5	(What am I resting on? His forelegs?)
q3710	v38100	\N	4	While I appreciated breakfast being made for me, I almost died...
q3711	v893	c56481	3	"Tsugumi-san is gone, your wife has dementia... nothing good happened."
q3712	v18419	c89848	4	I want to touch. I want to be touched. I want to hurt. I want to be hurt. And if you feel the same way, you're as bad as me.
q3713	v18419	\N	2	Venus reaches out to us. She has eyes to fly with and wings to see.
q3714	v18419	\N	5	The devil is lonely. We kicked out the devil and it misses us. It keeps begging to be let back in, for us to let it in.
q3715	v18419	\N	2	We have a new apple. For everyone in the world.
q3716	v20972	c73473	1	i have much higher ambitions than just being a bitch
q3717	v19037	c63570	5	Oh! So you're telling me that it's your nature to come over to be petted and to lick me all over?
q3718	v7679	c6611	15	That's annoying. I guess I should just awkwardly laugh about it then... Heh...heh...heh heh...
q3719	v7679	c6613	1	It seems you suffer from a pathetic delusion!
q3720	v38068	c123165	21	Sigh... I feel so happy I could die. I'm already dead, but I could die again.
q3721	v10115	\N	12	He was always so cheerful, though he did scream like a girl when he was scared, which was often.
q3722	v1913	c4558	13	Dad... He's such a hunk... I totally get why Mom fell for him. God... I want him so bad.
q3723	v38068	c123164	4	I wanted to punish myself by hitting my head against the wall.
q3724	v19444	c48061	-1	Man, what a beta loser. Does he actually have balls down there? 'Cause I sure don't think so.
q3725	v19444	c48064	16	PS: I fcked ur waifu
q3726	v19444	c48061	10	C'mon, can't we listen to my story? It's sooo good... Well, it's okay. You'll get to experience it in my route.
q3727	v19444	c49242	9	You'll fight, get NTR'd, stabbed, then finally, realize you're actually gay. It's a wild cycle.
q3728	v51477	c140103	-1	I'll ask, are you my master?
q3729	v51477	c140103	16	M-Min*craft's nether gate......?
q3730	v12849	c22767	13	Wow, um, what a surprise. I usually don't do random backflips.
q3731	v38068	\N	6	(Note to self: Even as a ghost, don't talk to yourself loudly.)
q3732	v10115	\N	7	Our kiss tasted a little bit like tears.
q3733	v914	\N	9	I love you because you're so dirty and miserable.
q3734	v10680	\N	4	Will creates hope, hope fosters dreams, and dreams change the world.
q3735	v933	c4735	18	Kyoji, Kyoji, help me! That woman, that… that shemale gorilla is bullying me!
q3736	v24241	c74512	5	I can't see him dying at all, which means he'll be able to torture Akaza and Riku forever.
q3737	v24241	c74512	6	Of course you're a man! I know you look pretty, but I'm not stupid enough to think you're a girl!
q3738	v25914	c64024	5	I'm sure we can all agree that Yang is the worst. However, I can't say I disagree with him at this time.
q3739	v21289	c87342	4	Oh, believe me, if I was less pathetic, I would've gone for you without hesitation.
q3740	v21289	c87342	9	Oh. Can I go hit my head on that rock and die?
q3741	v12159	c30603	6	I had lost my memory, could not go home, and could not eat roast beef. Nothing good was coming of today.
q3742	v12159	c30617	3	Do you think I would be in a relationship with someone who sits at the side of the road?
q3743	v12159	c30615	1	I feel you are somewhat out of touch with the common life.
q3744	v12159	c30603	0	I didn't have that many secrets that I could choose from. With only one card, I would reveal my hand.
q3745	v12159	c30618	5	I wish the moon would stay chipped forever.
q3746	v19073	c49563	4	Whaaaaaaat!? A half-naked girl is hugging me from behind and begging me not to leave... I-It's way too early in the morning for this!
q3747	v19073	c49563	3	You guys sure hate England, huh?
q3748	v19073	c49563	5	I guess I really have been poisoned by modern capitalist ways. Damn. I suck.
q3749	v18152	c16866	13	Discussing homosexuality with a pious Christian like her would be like slapping a child in front of Gandhi.
q3750	v19444	c54677	5	C'mon, little sis. This is your only chance to beat the shit outta someone LEGALLY!
q3751	v914	c3992	7	Your face is sexual harassment!
q3752	v19397	c49572	1	There's no point in helping those who can't be saved.
q3753	v21269	c65713	8	You're made to be abused.
q3754	v21269	\N	8	Laughing at me, at the more crazed and queer I became.
q3755	v21269	c65713	12	I'm the kinda guy who decided to beat you up and rape you because you weren't puttin' out quick enough.
q3756	v38068	c123167	1	Oh? Happy? So you like being watched?
q3757	v248	\N	6	...For two hours afterwards, I become stuck with Yuka, who interrogates me under suspect of abducting a minor...
q3758	v38068	c125237	10	I wanted to see you for so long, but what with the restraining order and everything, I haven't been able to see you!
q3759	v38068	c125237	11	Yes, I may have been the one to kill him, but he was okay with it!
q3760	v24241	c87443	4	I also do not care for saints in my midst. I find the most reliable are those who have attempted to kill someone before.
q3761	v26318	\N	4	From behind, they look like mother and daughter.  The kind of mother and daughter that goes drinking beer in shady restaurants full of middle aged men.
q3762	v38068	c123169	9	Forgive me, it's my nature. Tell me, is this your first time dealing with a hopeless romantic?
q3763	v21289	c87426	7	Hang everyone! I'm hungry!
q3764	v21289	c87367	4	How flexible... Are you an octopus?
q3765	v21289	c87369	6	A bone-us stage? Hoaaahhhh....
q3766	v19444	c48062	8	If we start seriously considering ages of characters, this game might be banned from stores!
q3767	v33504	\N	3	The threat of 3651 years of suffering means nothing for a watcher beyond the shackles of time, does it?
q3768	v236	c58530	6	Shut up! Anyway, you're gonna lose all your hair! Baldy!
q3769	v236	c58528	0	Akira had puppies, and he's giving me one...
q3770	v21269	\N	14	One of those LGQ... somethings? I guess rich families don't worry about that kinda stuff.
q3771	v334	c13482	6	...Yay for minority groups.
q3773	v38068	c123831	2	What do you mean? Look, there's a big chunk of meat right there! Just need to slice you up!
q3774	v38068	c123831	11	DELICIOUS MOTHER!
q3775	v15892	c17303	7	Wow!  A German gun with a new gun smell!  I guess I've been a good girl this year.
q3776	v548	c22060	10	Why did all these girls end up totally defenseless around me? Would it kill them to shut their legs or hide their fronts?
q3777	v38068	c123171	4	Hey, dog. Here's your first job. Get rid of Yukimaro.
q3778	v24241	c74514	5	Speaking of intercourse, Akaza's preparing another petition to abolish the executions.
q3779	v24241	c74518	1	You're going to think I'm filth if I say what I love about you!
q3780	v25007	c81471	12	...Was my name "Your Dick" now?
q3781	v24725	c77604	4	It's my boobs you want to go on a date with!
q3782	v19073	c44770	13	She has a wonderful personality, despite her large breasts.
q3783	v28286	c89818	3	Yes. I am your pussy cat, Yuu-senpai.
q3784	v28286	c89816	4	Brothers that lust after their sisters in the bath receive punishment!
q3785	v28286	c89820	6	Take responsibility and gimme your underwear.
q3786	v53420	c144353	0	"So... jack of all trades, master in none?"
q3787	v548	c22061	-1	A delusion — an elusive kind of illusion that springs to life as the brain errs.
q3788	v19444	c54677	11	Dad took my fucking hentai with him!
q3789	v25007	\N	-11	feels like a proper noun
q3790	v334	c13492	9	Why don't YOU try getting pregnant and tell me if YOU'RE calm!?!?
q3791	v25007	c81477	30	I've got five liters worth of pee saved up in bottles... I thought maybe later I might let you drink them all, Darling.
q3792	v25007	c81471	15	She squeezed her pussy for all she was worth and I unloaded in the psycho's cunt. It was the most miserable orgasm I'd ever had.
q3793	v19073	c49563	1	It's like she doesn't even realize there's a naked guy next to her.
q3794	v28286	c89818	7	...My boobs have disappeared.
q3795	v28286	c89818	7	Yuu-senpai, give me my boobs back...
q3796	v25725	c89392	3	I won't peer into the future. You should know better - carelessly seeing what's ahead can alter destiny in ways we never meant to.
q3797	v25725	c85211	1	Touching a maiden without permission - Senpai, you perv! So indecent! This calls for a lawsuit. Shall we take it to court?
q3798	v25725	c85209	-1	I came here to cut all ties with humans once and for all!
q3799	v25725	c85209	2	I heard in the human world, sharing an umbrella or drawing one with names means eternal love...
q3800	v25725	c85210	-1	Your life is mine for the taking!
q3801	v4107	c11371	27	A-Ahh... Master.. Wow... You're molestin' my ears...
q3802	v777	c6177	17	Why don't you kiss our feet, strip, eat chicken, and then hang yourself?
q3803	v1333	c6600	9	cute boy's poop isn't dirty at all, is it? It's even fine to put it in your mouth
q3804	v7716	c10977	6	I’m not sadistic, I’m super sadistic.
q3805	v13839	c19533	7	Since you're talking about breasts, you should know that it's not juice that comes out of them, it's milk!
q3806	v19073	c49563	4	What, she just wants to call up a god and be all, "Give me the deets"!?
q3807	v1715	c60142	7	...Oh, yikes. Leave it to me to pick the perfect time to find the two of you about to suck face.
q3808	v103	c333	3	Look. When Someone climbs over your wall and hides herself in your garden, around these parts we call that 'breaking and entering'.
q3809	v103	c333	3	I'll burn that bridge when I get there. Or something like that.
q3810	v1829	c52689	30	What a gutless old man, closing shop just 'cause he died.
q3811	v1829	c52689	14	I stared hotly at Rola's naked body stretched out in front of me. (Staaaaaaaaaaaare)
q3812	v53468	\N	-1	Watch where the fuck you're going shit for brains!!
q3813	v53468	\N	0	Um... im so embarrassed my huge flapjack titties are out this is awkiessssssssss
q3814	v38068	c125233	1	Them acting super weird sounds super normal!
q3815	v15125	c17644	0	There, did you hear that? This ten-year-old girl thinks you're handsome. Isn't that wonderful?
q3816	v43431	c124815	1	How about getting fucked in front of your significant other, doesn't that sound like fun?
q3817	v94	c37397	13	What? I didn't go that far. I just told them they were ugly and no woman would ever love them.
q3818	v51437	c144514	24	I'm just an ordinary human (cute girl)...
q3819	v51437	c144516	10	You Found Name...? Tell Name. I Want You. You Give Your Name? Your Name.
q3820	v31136	c98086	12	A visual novel. The original game is 18+, but I played the console version.
q3821	v23290	c69904	0	This will satiate the desire in your heart, and allow you to use demonic power without issue, yes?
q3822	v25007	c81471	11	"Older women are so fucking hot..."
q3823	v25007	c81477	29	"There are lot of girls who play them. I happen to love eroge. Gore Screaming Show and Song of Saya are like my personal bible... Kh-sh-sh-sh."
q3824	v25007	c81471	18	"The thought of necrophilia didn't sit right with me, so I decided to kill her after I nutted inside her."
q3825	v25007	c81477	23	"I'm going to let you deflower my eye socket..."
q3826	v1829	c36805	6	Yeah, yeah, marry, su! Then, we, can, sekks!
q3828	v43431	\N	-1	You're a bitch and you're reacting like a virgin. Are you crazy?
q3830	v37179	\N	2	This is all just a sick joke. I hate existing.
q3831	v21	c3275	12	"Really? If you don't leave now, I really am going to rape you!"
q3832	v43431	c124813	-2	Hey, am I tasty?
q3833	v2047	c99770	-4	He thinks he can threaten me!? He's just a squirrel!!!
q3834	v17	c32	5	I was like, I’m sicka eldest sons, man! I want something fresh!
q3835	v47175	c133474	5	A typical carnivore woman.
q3836	v53164	c143294	1	It appears your brain has been impacted by all those glue incidents.
q3837	v53164	c143358	1	There's somehow going to be glue down there.
q3838	v53164	c143358	0	A Shoe. Great.
q3839	v19073	c49563	2	I-I can feedeth mineself!
q3840	v2016	c21181	20	You goddamned panty-wearing fascists! You're here to end the dream of a society free from undergarments!
q3841	v2016	\N	3	This armor is a vehicle for divine retribution, delivering premium justice to the wicked twenty-four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year!
q3842	v2016	\N	12	Child protection laws? Nonsense! Children benefit most from society's goodwill, and therefore have an even greater responsibility to live up to its—
q3843	v9879	c5400	10	I might get yelled at for this skin color.
q3844	v9879	c5401	7	Other than her butt, Yoiko-san means nothing to me!
q3845	v810	c4080	19	"...Those who can't feel loneliness are unfortunate."
q3846	v810	c4080	13	"The moon is... Really kind to lonely people."
q3847	v17	\N	3	I wondered if she really thought that Takeshi had turned into a tuna.
q3848	v23772	c84105	0	How about if I take your anal virginity?
q3849	v21552	c62892	4	I'm not a stalker! I'm your girlfriend!
q3850	v8508	c10868	0	Come on, gotta stay cool. What kinda rocker giggles like an idiot?
q3851	v17	\N	2	Coco balled up her fists and started popping the dolphin’s belly with brutal right hooks
q3852	v17	\N	5	I’d grown bored of the tuna sandwiches, so I invented my own version, a slice of bread between two pieces of meat.
q3853	v17	\N	7	Sara was eating straight from a head of lettuce with nothing but ketchup as a topping.
q3854	v17	c31	12	Maybe I’ll just sit here and wait to be rescued while I eat this lettuce.
q3855	v17	\N	7	Coco shook my body hard, pried open my eyelids, poured saltwater into my eyes, and even shoved hydrogen peroxide up my nose.
q3856	v47175	c133474	12	I overdosed on romance and died of embarrassment..
q3857	v51915	c97865	11	Well you kiss my feet and want to suck milk out of my titties, not sure how much more personal we could get here.
q3858	v1333	c6600	20	Whenever you get hungry, Taro, remember the taste of my menstruating pussy to endure your hunger.
q3859	v20433	c82427	4	My butt is tingling...You shouldn't do that, Tama. You scared me.
q3860	v20433	c82427	5	Threesomes...are dangerous!
q3861	v33587	\N	6	Apparently, I have a kink for being loathed.
q3862	v21668	c60020	26	"By now, I let my animal instincts guide me as I pound my little sister."
q3863	v18905	c44355	4	If you see panties twice in a row, seven billion people will die
q3864	v18905	c44355	8	If by “paying rent” you mean “washing my dick”, then yes
q3865	v18905	c44355	0	Tutturu~ Chirashii is here!
q3866	v18905	c44350	1	Strange Juice, rush up!
q3867	v92	c98	17	They're all human beings... They're all alive... And that's more than good enough for me...
q3868	v2002	c6487	18	I don't want to deny who I've been. Because even my failures are a part of who I am today.
q3869	v7738	c27731	24	Shinichi, are you scared of getting cucked?
q3870	v13631	c17297	-3	Her expression changed like a kaleidoscope. I felt like I’d entered a hall of mirrors.
q3871	v94	c37392	9	In a way, it's a deadly battle between your manliness, and your urge to piss!
q3872	v50538	\N	1	"How would you know what it's like to be at the bottom of the food chain?"
q3873	v50538	\N	-2	"Quit squirming around. You that excited to be my next meal?"
q3874	v50538	\N	4	“Hey, go warm up my bed for me. What do you mean how? Get in there, dumbass.”
q3875	v21438	c22771	8	Regardless, this is the perfect opportunity for you to experience getting stabbed.
q3876	v19073	c57807	8	Thank god I’m not the protagonist...
q3877	v47175	c133475	1	Card draw! Bring it on, Cool-Cool Petite!
q3878	v15473	c22089	7	My only friends are love, courage, and electronic devices.
q3879	v487	c735	39	...Seducing her might take some time. I know consensual sex is what I'm known for, but I'm in the mood to fuck right this second.
q3880	v15	c26787	13	I’ll make you explode like sticking a firecracker up a cicada’s butt.
q3881	v38068	c123170	16	Stalker, right? You were going to say stalker, yeah? I won't lose to you. I will stalk her harder than any stalker's stalked before!
q3882	v23290	\N	2	I toss and tun in my bed, writhing in cringe-induced agony.
q3883	v23290	\N	8	I've heard the ladies are suckers for muscles, after all. *virgin knowledge*
q3884	v19125	c46812	1	This is better than a mass driver! It's a boob driver!
q3885	v7	c78	12	No, it's not that, it's just... this bread, it's so big, I don't think I could get it into my mouth...
q3886	v334	c13604	1	The strongest beings make descendants with the most beautiful, naturally.
q3887	v23772	\N	6	Did you also have a dream where your father became a Vtuber with an anime girl avatar?
q3888	v19073	c49563	1	It still doesn't sit right with me. You may be a ninja, but you're still a girl.
q3889	v33587	c103282	13	My feet burn like a woman in menopause.
q3890	v1286	c1538	6	We all have our tiny hellos and goodbyes every day, but. . . nobody knows for sure when a long farewell will come.
q3891	v3161	c33085	5	Fuck my life.
q3892	v23772	c73486	9	I had such an intense nut that post-nut clarity makes me lament the tragic state of the modern world.
q3893	v23772	c73486	6	If you see me jerking it, we'll be even! We'll have arrived at a state of mutually assured destruction!
q3895	v2040	c735	30	I can't allow men who are stronger than me to exist. One day I'll kill him in his sleep.
q3896	v49523	\N	0	N-no, but ma'am, you have the wrong idea, I'm not here to marry your daughter, I'm just here for the pussy and vital organs.
q3897	v49523	\N	0	Okay girl, I like me some good doggy-style fuck, but I'm not actually into bestiality, so stop behaving like a sheep.
q3898	v49523	\N	1	The nerve to say this, from someone who literally sent me "breed me" in a text message.
q3899	v49523	\N	0	Damn nice ass dad-WAIT A SEC ARE YOU PEEING IN HER ASSHOLE?
q3900	v10708	c33761	13	F-Farting… feels so good…
q3901	v6458	\N	5	God hath spoken. I am to make some cheese.
q3902	v6458	\N	2	I won't die from drinking a bit of mercury... probably?
q3903	v15125	c21488	7	From time to time, it occurs to me... is the fellow dubious on account of his Russianness, or Russian on account of his dubiousness?
q3904	v18397	c45458	7	So long as man infests the surface, you will find no Heaven on this Earth.
q3905	v18397	\N	4	Excuse meeee! I'd like two tickets for "Busty Maid Paradise"!
q3906	v3144	c3563	28	Ahaha, cunt, cunt, cunt! I'll say it as many times as I want! Whoever wants to tell me that word is bad can go eat shit!
q3907	v32555	c100666	12	Am I misunderstanding this, or are you suggesting I get myself four boyfriends?
q3908	v24	\N	37	Without love, it cannot be seen.
q3909	v46684	\N	4	A well-aged adult man and a child, loudly crying together looked like a hellish scene.
q3910	v46684	\N	4	So... If we can be together... I don't mind becoming a kidnapper.
q3912	v21289	c87369	6	I am... Nobody special, honestly. Simply consider me part of the interface.
q3913	v7738	c27730	-1	Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Shinichi. Happy birthday to you!
q3914	v2161	\N	10	Gou, the ways of lust have always been two. If you can’t even fuck both men and women, how are you going to become the family head?
q3915	v5473	c10335	3	Hmph! Being dense is my specialty, after all.
q3916	v430	\N	15	But ultimately, man cannot coexist with kettle, especially with boiling kettle.
q3917	v19192	\N	14	Shit. I'm getting a boner. This situation is completely outrageous, but I'm getting a boner.
q3918	v33587	c103284	4	He might be into younger girls, you know. After all, men are all…
q3919	v1303	\N	10	Her heart might not be beating, and she might not be breathing, but that doesn't mean she's dead!
q3920	v15538	c20881	22	Once we get home, we’ll fill Master’s underwear with tubes of wasabi and hot sauce.
q3921	v66	c3658	11	Come to think of it, all the girlies of the world are naked under their clothes.
q3922	v14018	\N	1	You're prioritizing your feelings over the facts? Is that what a right-sider is supposed to do?
q3923	v14018	c26308	20	H-Hewwo!
q3924	v14018	\N	2	She's only leaving because she can't handle playing the game on her low-spec laptop anymore?
q3925	v22505	\N	13	And to think I was this close to falling for you. Full homo.
q3926	v22230	c66156	14	Here, I’ll even take a guess. You tripped, fell, accidentally removed her panties and bra in the process, sucked on her nipples and fondled her breasts.
q3927	v22230	c66161	6	She, umm… really didn’t take a hit of acid before I came here, did she?
q3928	v22230	c66161	8	Well, uh, I hope your boob volcano awakens someday.
q3929	v10526	c77229	0	Hey, are you feeling scared right now?
q3930	v5000	c14556	7	Oooohhh~! I'll buy you as many books, stuffed animals, or bombs of mass destruction as you want! Anything at all!
q3931	v34	c441	1	As I am a robot... remembering things... is my strong point.
q3933	v12402	\N	9	𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦.
q3934	v751	\N	3	Yoshino, please cruise back to your seat in a linear motion with uniform acceleration, if you would.
q3935	v6540	c43551	21	I'm a rapist, and nothing is going to change that!
q3936	v5154	c567	13	It’s your mother. We had an appointment at a love hotel tonight.
q3937	v5154	c567	14	If and when Michiru pisses herself, I promise to pay close attention.
q3938	v5154	c567	5	This women’s copy of the criminal code seems to be missing the page on attempted murder.
q3939	v5154	c567	28	As she speaks, Amane grabs my arm like a Border Patrol agent seizing an illegal immigrant from Mexico.
q3940	v5154	c567	6	The fact that I just spent a good second thinking about anti-helicopter mines is, frankly completely ridiculous.
q3941	v46942	\N	-1	you loweky brig up a good poijt nmaglty wot you mbbbb dap me up cuh you my boy let me suck diat diiiiiik
q3942	v21905	c64504	4	Why don't you find some coins under the vending machines or something?
q3943	v21905	\N	40	I gently open the door...
q3944	v5154	c567	12	Nobody was discussing locomotives. Your English is terrible. Also, you need to shut up.
q3945	v889	c142049	8	When a man's a pervert, it's a sign of good health...
q3946	v5154	c577	7	Simultaneous service? Amazin’, Ama-nee! No wonder you’re Japan’s number-one ranked slut!
q3947	v19073	\N	2	Huh? You can’t go there! I may be a dog now, but you are NOT touching me there!
q3948	v19073	c49563	7	Which means this is her butt... and this slit is-NO FUCKING WAY
q3949	v19073	c44769	5	Arichi-san, your mini-me is, well... it’s so much more amazing than I imagined.
q3950	v5154	c577	5	Fire off a nice hard blow to the throat an’ crush her windpipe. Or, if the mood strikes you, kick her hard in th’ gut and rupture her internal organs! Like so!!
q3951	v5473	c10335	4	Don’t attack your enemy mid-transformation sequence or while they’re talking—that’s the universal unspoken rule of battle!
q3952	v5473	c10335	3	Go donate your entire fortune to UNICEF and move into a run-down apartment, you bastard!
q3953	v2045	c52689	11	You can't do two things at once? Not very flexible, are you, tranny?
q3954	v2045	c52689	18	Yeah, I got tired of looking at your face, fag.
q3955	v5154	c567	7	So, uh, just curious, but… is talking like a dyslexic with a Russian accent some sort of fad these days?
q3956	v945	\N	12	Hey, Hicchan, did you know that once we've collected a hundred pairs of chopsticks from ordering out, we'll be able to take over the universe?
q3957	v334	c10474	5	Silly Vanilla. You're not supposed to step on books, you're supposed to read them.
q3958	v207	c53261	12	Chaan chaka chaka chaka~ ♪ Chaan chaka chaka chaka~ ♪ Chaan chaka chaka chaka chaa~ ♪
q3959	v24328	c79480	6	Make her die, even if it costs her her life!
q3960	v18304	c91590	0	My innocence? It flew over the window when half-naked men are walking and flying all over the place!
q3961	v31469	\N	12	I really want to chug jug with you♪
q3962	v3112	c17599	2	I was just thinking about Futility...
q3963	v7809	\N	9	If you move one of the yellow jellyfish to the hole instead, you are a failure and we are very disappointed in you.
q3964	v25197	\N	10	"That's very that. You see that, that... That."
q3965	v487	\N	3	The diviner girl fell.
q3966	v29300	c102770	4	I ain’t discriminating. Just stating the facts.
q3967	v5154	c567	1	She doesn’t have cancer. She just got light-headed from staying in the bath too long.
q3968	v45918	\N	9	"I want to be edged while recieving a nursing handjob from a loving and haughty chubby MILF."
q3969	v53835	c145949	11	But really, what did you expect? You looked in a mirror and expected your reflection to live a life of its own.
q3970	v53835	c145948	7	Ah… the binary… it's beautiful. You're beautiful.
q3971	v53835	c145949	8	It's a white void, with shifting lines of binary as far as the eye can see. It's nothing and everything at the same time. My beginning and my end.
q3972	v19073	c44771	3	You turned into a bitch?
q3973	v19073	c44769	4	Th-That alien... That big, red alien would go inside me...
q3974	v5154	c567	8	…Heh… The fool probably didn’t think I had it in me. That’s what you get for underestimating the male gender…
q3975	v53843	c145973	4	Any pole is a stripper pole if you strip on it!
q3976	v610	c47386	9	I'd rather mate with the neighborhood bitch than have sex with you!
q3977	v42224	\N	-3	I can't get enough of that... Rubbish...
q3978	v2959	c3882	8	Sorry for being such a perverted little slut.
q3979	v19658	c142456	2	"I'm going to dump you at the Riverside Hotel, you brat."
q3980	v30812	c96536	-2	Might it be... scrambled eggs? A true star of the breakfast table.
q3981	v36776	c119861	0	Well then, thief, steal me away.
q3982	v53873	c146076	1	"Don't you eat people?"
q3983	v12485	c104859	1	Maou-sama, there is such a thing as love that is born from rape.
q3984	v12485	\N	6	Shut up. What are you saying, you bastard who stinks of piss?
q3985	v12485	c104859	1	Wine... a severed head... eat it!?
q3986	v12485	\N	3	It would be nice to eat a human head, soaked in wine for dinner tonight...
q3987	v12485	c104859	6	My master's Diabetes☆Big Plan.
q3988	v15064	c47839	7	Hmm, spanking the butt of my cute little icicle…
q3989	v12273	c32247	2	Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 1 + 1 = 2.
q3990	v12273	c32245	9	Traps aren't lewd. We're just ero-cute.
q3991	v8731	\N	8	He turned pale again, like a dick after ejaculation.
q3992	v53662	\N	12	i got slime feet
q3993	v2622	c751	10	YES WE CUM!
q3994	v21620	c66487	18	Does this guy have a grudge against my fucking balls or something?!
q3995	v5000	c14562	4	...Seriously, how pathetic of me. I didn't expect to be reduced to this after just three nights without sleep.
q3996	v22230	c66158	8	All ye in attendance--behold! Do you know not what these boobs mean?!
q3997	v7302	c12530	20	I'll wikki you, you son of a bitch!
q3998	v7302	c12530	10	Huh. So like how following a stench of shit leads you to the bathroom stall?
q3999	v7302	c5309	21	My boobs are innocent!
q4000	v7679	\N	14	EAT WELL! SHIT WELL!
q4001	v7679	\N	1	A high school student who doesn't like manga is like an office lady who doesn't like to eat candy!
q4002	v7302	c5144	18	I want to fight with my boobs on the line!
q4003	v5922	c11355	7	Not eating food just because it fell on the floor is the epitome of gluttony. It'd be a waste.
q4004	v94	c94344	5	It's fine. Perhaps it's a good thing to be called a pervert once in your life.
q4005	v7302	c12530	15	Fucking hell. That faceless background girl at school lied to me.
q4006	v43431	c124815	4	Shut up. They didn't teach me how to fuck, you sick fuck.
q4007	v43431	c124817	0	It is as unpleasant as a greasy whore's flirtatious behavior on a cold bed.
q4008	v43431	c124817	2	It's like a floating gold leaf in your urine.
q4009	v1299	c73541	0	Hmm. Fifty million yen, divided by one million... that makes five people.
q4010	v119	c27940	4	I don't care how baby-like your little pussy-eyes are... You ain't getting nothing out of me.
q4011	v33587	c103288	6	A woman begins to age as soon as she realizes how dull her life has been…
q4012	v7302	c12530	11	Did I just get robbed by a goddamned rabbit?!
q4013	v7302	c12530	11	Fucking rabbit. When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna stick your ass into an oven.
q4014	v7302	c12530	5	What? You're Ballsacky?
q4015	v914	c3985	-4	The fire is crackling.
q4016	v97	c67	-16	Tell me, please. What must I do to keep you with me? How can I repay you?
q4017	v7302	c5144	10	You bet your macarons we do! Macarons!
q4018	v7302	c5309	8	We can't, bro! A Valentine's event isn't, like, the place for male bromance to shine!
q4019	v43431	c124814	-1	I'll do whatever you want. I'll do it for you. Die, kill, live.
q4020	v21620	c66487	10	It feels like I'm sticking my dick in a steamed tomato
q4021	v12849	c22768	12	Why not try something new? Like, um... Oh, I know! Go commit a crime!
q4022	v334	c10496	6	He might ram his [BLEEP] into my [BLEEP] and [BLEEP] it...
q4023	v29383	c93410	3	You're noisy. If my ears become pregnant are you going to take responsibility
q4024	v29383	c93410	2	If that's the case then pay the support money. This is what it means to be a man
q4025	v29383	c93410	2	If the other option was to yield to a man, isn't it better to just become extinct?
q4026	v29383	c93410	3	Please start over from a genetical level
q4027	v28712	c91890	5	Suzaku Hyper Drrrrrryyyyyy!
q4028	v38068	c123170	11	Whoa... To so boldly admit to being a stalker... Quite impressive indeed. One could almost say god-tier level cringe.
q4029	v38068	c123170	1	If those sad things led to the joy I feel with you right now, then it was all worth it.
q4030	v38068	c123170	-1	You don't need power to support someone. All you need is determination.
q4031	v933	c4736	2	Plikk kee noo? The hell is that? And what's fermented tofu? How do you ferment tofu, just let it decay?
q4032	v933	\N	7	Plus, you said it yourself, all the people at school are stupid! If they're so stupid, then I can kill them all I want!
q4033	v2016	c20935	9	By the way, I believe the good sir’s bush-beating just now translates as, “You’re a huge pain in the ass, but I can’t say no to the prince, Damn!’”
q4034	v2016	c20935	15	Mistress, sleeping on the roadside is inconsiderate to pedestrians. Please rest in that garbage bin over there. I believe tomorrow is collection day.
q4035	v2016	c20935	39	Did you know, sir? The best way to dispose of a clingy women whose brain has been ravaged by worms is to propose a double suicide and have her go first.
q4036	v29906	c96625	3	For me, home is wherever you are.
q4037	v4	c190	12	Do you want to eat paper?
q4038	v933	c4737	19	Humans are all lumps of filth! They're stuffed full of flesh and water and filth and hatred and corruption!
q4039	v933	c4737	26	What is death? Death of the soul, death of the flesh, death, deaf, deck, depth, breath, Macbeth! Nnn, philosophical?! Very feel-o-sophical! Hiiiyahaha!
q4040	v933	\N	-3	I should never have given birth to you! I'll kill you! I brought you into this world, and I shall send you to the next!
q4041	v6540	\N	42	I'm gonna kill myself. Bye-bye.
q4042	v9643	c17762	7	Ah, children grow so fast! ♪ What a beautiful pen— son I raised!
q4043	v14269	\N	7	The first thing I spotted when I walked inside was my sister beating my girlfriend.
q4044	v9643	c17763	8	Then you better endure it. If you’re a man, you should be able to handle a dick or two.
q4045	v28286	c89816	9	Yuu, what's going on here? Did you pick a character route already?
q4046	v28286	c89815	3	Don't worry about her, just a background character—an NPC.
q4047	v25007	c81471	8	So this would be our little secret... I didn't like how gay that felt.
q4048	v7302	c12530	6	The source of the smell. That's where we're gonna find this ghost king taking a shit, right?
q4049	v7302	c12530	4	So your smell-dar is getting a big reading of shit stank from that area?
q4050	v29906	c96628	6	Don't worry, man. One day, you'll find that perfect someone who'll say 'Hey, I want someone like Kiyohiko.' Y'know, a real piece of work.
q4051	v7302	c12530	4	A certified "how do you do, fellow kids" moment.
q4052	v29906	c96623	-1	You heard me: I want you to be happy, even if it means giving everything up.
q4053	v51477	\N	5	If it meant being able to worship a beautiful girl naked, I wouldn't hesitate to give my life.
q4054	v23741	\N	4	My girlfriend has recently learned how to analyze my diet based on the taste of my semen.
q4055	v28286	c89821	6	Don't resist me, Onii-chan! I can't get you naked like this!
q4056	v13107	c43541	7	Grr... Ichika, your breasts are getting bigger again...
q4057	v25007	c81471	7	Wasn't that like basically eating pussy through the air? Was I giving indirect head to someone in this classroom right now?
q4058	v18872	c69157	4	If you think clients are always right then you're wrong -- unless I'm the client, that is.
q4059	v25007	c81471	8	Oh, lucky me. If I were a pedophile, I'd be thrilled.
q4060	v25366	c80814	2	Chinatsu... Konatsu ate Onii-chan's penis.
q4061	v16560	\N	4	Don't fear the darkness. Because though the night is dark, the stars shine dazzlingly bright.
q4062	v9093	\N	-1	If something could be taken from me so abruptly, then something could be given to me just as suddenly.
q4063	v16560	c41562	1	The overeagerness of youth can change anything. Do not become cowards as you get older.
q4064	v3310	c146536	6	I'm well versed in the church's doctrines because of my job, but listening to a sermon like this makes me want to fart.
q4065	v33348	c134768	13	Making an attractive man dress up as a girl was quite entertaining, so I set it as the top priority.
q4066	v28286	c89816	4	Watch this, Yuu! This movie's got a battle between Captain USA and Iron Guy and stuff. It's chock-full of heroes!
q4067	v18872	c81750	4	Self-hate will leave you with a hole that will never heal.
q4068	v21905	c64506	24	Coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc, and it's funny.
q4069	v24660	c65714	10	I'm gonna bite Azuma's dick.
q4070	v24660	c65714	10	I'm hungry. I want some rice. I want some Azuma. I want to eat Azuma.
q4071	v25007	c81472	3	Then you can fornicate right off with those feces.
q4072	v25007	c81471	6	If he were a boy, then that made it gay, and I wasn't down for that no matter how cute his face was.
q4073	v33348	c134768	11	The tentacles wrapped around my body. What a wonderful feeling.
q4074	v7302	\N	5	Shut up! These aren't tears! They're sweat drops from my heart!
q4075	v20424	c68283	13	Dragon of the Darkness Flaaaaaaame!
q4076	v34454	c146673	3	when was the last time you kissed my soil, bitch?
q4077	v34454	c134724	-1	ya ever thought how ur irresponsible & extreme cardiovascular activities are a risk to the temple?
q4078	v28286	c89816	1	Hah, I wish you'd take a lesson from the Spartan soldiers and get a little stronger...
q4079	v34454	c146641	1	FYI… we are not actually called lady lala and lady jaja.. so as usual dont think youre ever gonna find either of these paws OK..
q4080	v34454	c134752	0	MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
q4081	v34454	c134753	1	OMG IROJA. you are TOTALLY a bunny that meows :))
q4082	v22230	c66156	24	That's not true... All little sisters love their brother's dick. Everyone knows this; it's common sense.
q4083	v51477	c140104	12	Could that have been... a spell called Geass, used by the main character of my favorite anime?
q4084	v21620	\N	7	All I want is to get some goddamn sleep.
q4085	v23741	c71526	14	GIMME YOUR ASS! I need to touch it! PHEWWWWWWW!
q4086	v28286	c89820	2	Makin' girls wear T-shirts with "woman-haters" on 'em? That's a pretty twisted kink ya got there.
q4088	v13033	c86308	0	Woman loves this when we do this, isn’t it?
q4089	v14812	c9338	4	So her "dark past" is the volleyball uniform...?
q4090	v17515	c44410	10	My only choices now are to become a pet, a teenage husband, or go homeless...
q4091	v7302	c12530	7	They turn to us, and we try and turn their dick's up. We're like Viagra, y'know?
q4092	v7302	c12530	7	Get back here and let me fondle your tits already.
q4093	v933	c4735	12	You can't keep your fingers out of your cunt, can you? Your right hand stinks. I can smell it all the way over here.
q4094	v30	c4947	11	You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
q4095	v34848	c110457	6	I've given up on studying. My muscles will get me into university.
q4096	v18077	c39240	9	It's not the world that's screwed up. It's us humans that are screwed up.
q4097	v18077	\N	14	What is love?
q4099	v26344	c130393	8	May I give birth to your children, please?
q4100	v26344	\N	3	Now, I shall respond to your feelings and harvest this corpse.
q4101	v29300	\N	6	Mankind will consume you.
q4102	v26344	\N	0	——It was like an alpha male's musk was pouring out of him.
q4103	v18852	c63338	6	"If we hang out with each other too much, people might think we're gay..."
q4104	v33348	c134768	3	What was with that pitying look? I could easily make a friend or two if I put my mind to it. I totally could.
q4105	v26344	\N	4	He had almost become hole brothers with his father.
q4106	v548	\N	5	God, rein in your homo tendecies already.
q4107	v1715	c6971	-3	It was always you.
q4108	v1715	c6971	3	I'm sure that, as our lives progress, there may be others who will feebly attempt to take your place... But, without hesitation, I will always choose you.
q4109	v1715	c6946	2	Every callous, every scar, every accent on his hand's rough exterior was mine, and I loved them.
q4110	v23741	c71526	5	I don't want to be the side piece to a couch.
q4111	v23741	c71531	16	Murder-suicide... Is that true love?!
q4112	v23741	c71526	3	Raccoons don't mate until January! It's only November, but whatever!!!
q4113	v7302	c5143	11	Salmon deez nuts.
q4114	v7302	c12530	9	I'll have this done before you can say "Step-brother, help me, I'm stuck!"
q4115	v12402	c45458	12	(How does liking big breasts make me a bad person?!)
q4116	v4	\N	-3	I never knew rain could feel this cold
q4117	v1715	c6947	0	I won't let you go even if you want to, so be prepared.
q4118	v92	c106	10	Even if one must die to protect another... there is a considerable difference between accepting that as the fate bestowed on you, and choosing it of your own free will.
q4119	v1715	c6947	3	When the Commander of the Shinsengumi, Toshizo Hijikata, comes knocking, then you better answer the fucking door!
q4120	v17	c27	3	Alien? Alien as in 'Take us to your leader'... goooba joooba doooba space alien?
q4121	v236	c58534	3	If it's too thin to give a good mouthfeel, then it's just disappointing.
q4122	v92	c177	12	Please don’t think reading is easier than talking.
q4123	v4107	c11368	23	What shitty timing. I've got a boner again. Fuck you too, penis!
q4124	v4107	c11368	26	I fapped to a guy's face... I jizzed on a guy's face. I fapped to a guy's face... I jizzed on a guy's face. I fapped to a guy's face... I jizzed on a guy's face.
q4125	v1143	c3511	7	The tunnel you’re in is dark, and it may feel impossible, but a day will come when you can smile again. Until then, drink your vegetable juice!
q4126	v18397	c45465	6	Oh, and what're you gonna say? "Help, please! That woman grabbed my balls and now I can't walk straight!"
q4127	v29383	c93401	1	...You're going mad in good direction. That's exactly what it means to be an actor.
q4128	v7302	c12540	4	Don't underestimate me. I can summon an army of big brothers with a single word.
q4129	v7302	c12540	4	Those Onii-chans can beat each other silly until only the strongest Onii-chan is left, and that's the one I'll make my Onii-chan.
q4130	v21269	\N	16	I'd be grateful, except I was too busy shitting myself.
q4131	v21269	\N	8	Oh, so the Bible was weird, was it?! Not that I'd actually read it.
q4132	v21269	\N	4	Here I was all gung-ho and he had the audacity to block me.
q4133	v32754	c34407	1	My dear Monica, taking a stroll is as natural to an Englishman as breathing.
q4134	v562	c35487	25	Nobody called me, but I showed up anyway. A model of responsibility.
q4135	v93	c108	20	Takeru-chan, you’re getting this hard over dumb ol’ me?
q4136	v12849	c22772	5	Grant thy azure blessing to mine wings!
q4137	v3310	c146536	5	If you get lost, just walk around and you'll figure it out.
q4138	v51477	c140104	6	The world is more beautiful looking up than looking down.
q4139	v32274	c129822	4	CHURCH IS POOP
q4140	v28264	\N	5	Just because I'm Italian doesn't automatically mean I'm promiscuous!
q4141	v31805	\N	2	Damn, I feel like Jimmy Carter.
q4142	v31805	\N	0	Matthew 6:28; Considerate lilia agri quomodo crescunt: non laborant, neque nent.
q4143	v48061	\N	0	FAT?! I am a healthy weight, you bitch!
q4144	v29025	c95470	0	The End of human life is so Pitiful.
q4145	v29025	c95465	9	Dirt trying to have sex with me?!
q4146	v29025	c95479	0	I tightly hug my pet Fox.
q4147	v1143	c3885	8	I changed my mind. Can I play with your boobs after all?
q4148	v1143	c9787	4	I show her my love by eating her.
q4149	v4424	\N	4	You thing is my thing. My thing is my thing. Please say after me.
q4150	v67	c3790	22	...Mr. Curry is amazing. He shoots beams from his eyes. ...Pew pew.
q4151	v5916	c14653	16	I'm grateful to you five million times more, baby.
q4152	v13	\N	5	The vibes of peace and love are rocking my brain.
q4153	v1143	c9805	3	‘Prime Minister Ogles School Swimsuits’ is one headline I never wanna see.
q4154	v5834	c1793	30	I hope that your tomorrow is filled with infinitely more joy and fun than today ever was.
q4155	v54316	c147384	3	You a bitch to kids, too?
q4156	v33587	c103286	8	…I don’t know what idea you just got, but just so we’re clear, they’re NOT on my dick.
q4157	v20348	\N	4	She's so hot you can melt butter on her butt and deep fry jumbo-sized fries!
q4158	v52385	\N	0	Perhaps because of my tears, the fish on the other side of the glass looked awfully shiny.
q4159	v54201	c147381	1	It's such a treat to watch two girls fall in love...
q4160	v54201	c147382	3	If the end of the world comes suddenly, Voyager 1 will be the proof that humans and the Earth have existed.
q4161	v54200	c147368	2	It's over, it's over! How can I explain this complicated matter in Japanese?
q4162	v21620	c66712	8	No point crying over spilt cum, is there?
q4163	v21620	c66708	4	I'll make you into a man, Daddy.
q4164	v47700	c138506	3	My body also feels surprisingly light, as if I weigh no more than a feather. Is it because I've become...2D?!
q4165	v22899	c71526	-2	What? No, I wasn't! I wasn't wondering if this is what it'd be like to be married to her!
q4166	v54194	c147572	5	“Bone apple the feet, or whatever the French say.”
q4167	v54194	c147571	-1	Isn’t Tusk such a good movie?
q4168	v12369	c13961	3	Are you saying my weight is Noble Phantasm level!?
q4169	v113	c93090	7	Everyone! This is what happens when you don't use birth control! Remember, wear condoms before sex!
q4170	v33845	\N	5	Together, the three of us mourn Ray's pink thong. Knowing that this part of the party could never be replaced.
q4171	v22313	\N	5	Our magic is our incomparable imagination
q4172	v24660	c65711	9	You're overprotective and a caring man, but also a domestic abuser that loves me. That's all I need.
q4173	v24660	c65714	7	Up until now I still don't know how I feel about Azuma, whether it's love, appetite or friendship.
q4174	v26243	\N	7	The size of a man's rank is not proportional to the size of his penis.​
q4175	v183	c7177	3	No matter the will of Heaven. No matter the wraith of gods. I am a demon, and this blade is my guide.
q4176	v49330	c147654	0	There is no such thing as rain or snow on the D level. Anyway, it's not very convenient.
q4177	v53817	\N	0	Maybe you should stop trying to use videogame cheats IRL.
q4178	v53817	\N	0	SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A WATERSLIDE ON OUR SCHOOL'S ROOF?!
q4180	v53893	\N	0	BE A SLAVE TO CAPITALISM
q4181	v3599	c64808	2	Look at me, I'm Eclaaair! Chirp, chirp!
q4182	v7059	c137220	6	I'm going to look for a book that will help me marry my brother.
q4184	v7059	c82604	4	Haha, France-san, you sound like a transvestite.
q4185	v7059	c82600	4	Well, when I saw him like that... I got a boner...
q4186	v7059	c137219	4	You still want to eat Italy-chan's pasta in the middle of the night, don't you?
q4187	v53900	\N	2	[Hibiki] H-h-hand holding!!!!??? Has she no shame!
q4188	v12369	c13961	1	There are gaps that can't be closed even if you practice. This applies to everything. That's why——nothing is even in this world.
q4189	v7059	c82601	4	As your godfather and as your lover, let me stand by your side.
q4190	v17810	c76382	4	But our land isn't round. If the world was round, we wouldn't be able to stand, right?
q4191	v52702	c142016	10	Huh? What's with that protagonist setup? HOW are you still a virgin? Are you even trying?
q4192	v32795	c38438	4	Are you dumb? That juice tastes like taking a sip from a public toilet.
q4193	v32788	c37471	9	The soul of the Empire of Japan is a red G-string!
q4194	v24717	c64498	6	Looks like I was now a full-fledged supporter of the itty-bitty-titty-committee.
q4195	v52702	c144269	12	Why on earth would I want to play a videogame where I'm staring at a guy's ass? If I get to choose, I'm definitely going for the woman's ass.
q4196	v54443	c147758	2	And there are a lot of bullshit rules in the city. You can't fight in school.
q4197	v54443	c147757	0	There are many things a person can think about, such as what to draw when you get home? How to draw?
q4198	v54443	c147756	2	Animal fat is the biggest enemy of mankind!
q4199	v54443	c147755	0	It’s incredible when I think about it now. It took her five minutes to ask that question. Actually, I think it might have taken her longer?
q4200	v7835	c85137	4	Are there really any high schoolers who would pick a fight with the weather?
q4201	v7835	c72530	3	You see, air guitars shine precisely because they're guitars with air!
q4202	v7835	c72530	5	Hmm~ if it doesn't rain in the end, your hips better take responsibility for it, OK?
q4203	v54345	\N	0	THE POWER OF COPY PASTED FRAMES COMPELS YOU!
q4205	v12369	c13956	2	Memories are unnecessary to know a person's true nature, but are essential for quality love.
q4206	v12369	c13956	10	It's not a love letter she needs—it's a restraining order.
q4208	v183	c7177	6	I have a rendezvous in hell. You don't want to come along, do you?
q4209	v12369	c14015	1	There was no bloodlust in them to be found. They simply drowned in me.
q4210	v21523	c62880	5	Do you have a favorite bible verse, Senpai?
q4211	v68	\N	12	If she were to join Hitler, Europe would belong to the Third Reich!!
q4212	v7302	c12530	3	Feels like a buncha kids got depressed playing their baby games and wanted to take out their anger by going on a murder spree.
q4213	v3126	\N	18	...my cock stood like a Roman legionary before a decisive barbarian attack.
q4215	v2002	c6498	18	Everything is Steins;Gate's choice. El Psy Congroo.
q4216	v11	c36	38	I am the bone of my sword.
q4217	v7302	c12530	6	I'm gonna fuck the living daylights out of you, turn your pussy inside out, then make you do a somersault.
q4218	v515	c16800	5	There is nothing in this world that I do not know
q4219	v69	c3828	12	Who cares about age gaps! Who cares about the law!! Those things will change with the times, those are armchair theories that will one day be done away with!!
q4220	v11	c15	21	"Trace, on."
q4221	v5916	c10433	39	Is it normal for dudes to kiss?
q4222	v5916	c10433	14	And I’m absolutely not trying to fuck you. Do you seriously think I have time for that right now?
q4223	v10895	c10433	22	I leave the room to wash my face, man the fuck up, and head for the kitchen.
q4224	v18077	c39178	37	I'm gay.
q4225	v53107	c143141	0	ugh....the roosters are crowing...it must be time to wake up...here in brazil....
q4226	v8158	c9360	7	Haha, what man doesn't want a harem? The Middle East is one of my dream destinations.
q4227	v30382	c147666	2	If you are really a piece of wood, I will water you every day, and even if you are an iron tree, you have to bloom for me!
q4228	v8826	c147554	5	This is my dick! Look as much as you want!
q4229	v515	c16800	1	There's no better way to learn than by doing. It looks like I'm going to have to cross the Rubicon here.
q4230	v40520	c120148	60	I-Indeed. The fate of the world... rests in your pe... p-penis.
q4231	v16817	c42496	5	I promise not to make her clothes explode in the future.
q4232	v20424	c68282	14	I suppose the world isn't ready for something as revolutionary as communal boobs.
q4233	v40520	c120152	32	And what yould you even use head handles for? Something for a guy to grab onto when he's facefucking a girl?
q4234	v241	c100700	9	Well, the game cartridge for 'Final Oxymoron VII' is out today, and I pre-ordered a copy, but I'm poor.
q4235	v40520	c120150	20	I've finally achieved the life of a porn game protagonist.
q4236	v19769	c54083	2	Sometimes these ears overhear things they shouldn't. They're really bad ears, now, aren't they?
q4237	v40520	c120149	18	Lucky you! You won the little sister lottery, meaning you won at life in general!
q4238	v40520	c120149	19	There's something kinda... nice about watching a pure, unsullied angel go bright red as she reads porn.
q4239	v8826	c147568	3	If you're going to mess around, do it with an adult like me. That way you won't make any girls cry.
q4240	v5916	c10433	19	For a fight that was all in my head, it sure hurts like a bitch...
q4241	v16208	c29633	10	"Do forgive me. My upper set of lips is no less honest."
q4242	v5243	c14532	7	Just... be... a... little... better... at lying... you wannabe brocon...
q4243	v53425	c144402	5	In theory, if I were to run on water, all I'd need to do is put my other leg out before my first leg could sink, and just do that over and over again.
q4244	v53425	c144401	5	When your heart starts to ache, and when you start to shed tears... I'll take your life, softer than sand, and destroy it for you.
q4245	v22899	c71530	12	God nuts in mysterious ways.
q4246	v16044	c26598	9	I want to be the one to fill Senpai's hole now.
q4247	v16817	c55021	3	Essentially, they will be doing the exact same thing they did before, in the same working conditions, and with zero days off... but now they have healthcare!
q4248	v40520	c120148	38	Confessions DO immediately lead to sex! Porn games ARE based entirely on reality!
q4249	v40520	c120150	18	I'm starting to think that educating herself on anime, manga and porn wasn't the smartest idea.
q4250	v40520	c120148	5	Look, just tell me what kind of doujin it was like and I'll let you go
q4251	v14781	\N	4	When I went outside, I saw a cat that looked like fried shrimp.
q4252	v14781	\N	4	Despite this, my urge to urinate only increased.
q4253	v14781	\N	2	Ken-chan is surprised by such a sudden comment and looks like a pigeon that has been hit by a peashooter.
q4254	v14781	\N	2	Is sexual harassment not in that man's dictionary?!
q4255	v14782	\N	6	If you talk about cats you will be sentenced to death!
q4256	v40520	c120150	12	The look in her eyes is sincere. She only wants to help me. By checking out my cock...
q4257	v40520	c120150	21	Calm your wings down, porn angel.
q4258	v54561	c148234	0	I heard there's a REAL window not that far from us. One that shows the OUTSIDE outside, you know?
q4259	v45510	c143903	8	Girls who are willing to give footjobs only exist in anime, don't they?
q4260	v7302	c12530	-2	Fuck off.
q4261	v40520	c120148	7	That must be referring to condoms! I know of them. I've seen them in doujins!
q4262	v8701	c15391	10	...Oh. I wasn't paying attention and I laid on top of your semen... My T-shirt is going to get pregnant...
q4263	v2939	\N	11	THANK YOU VERY MANKO!
q4264	v20433	c82427	7	(Yura sounds like a low rent British thug!)
q4265	v18694	c49858	8	It feels good, it tickles, and from time to time it hurts. But at the end of the day, it just feels good to kiss my sisters.
q4266	v18852	c45358	9	'"Hi Kokoron. Makoto-san said an hour but it's going to be longer. Turns out he' s a real beast, whew. See you later. xoxo'
q4267	v18060	c36097	2	Murder should be done in a slow, considered manner - almost bureaucratic, maybe! - to wring from it its maximum amount of pleasure!
q4268	v5834	c1882	11	Why? Why is studying so important? Do you have a book fetish?
q4269	v5834	c1882	9	You've achieved a classic trope! Onii-chan! Walking in on the girl while she's changing!
q4270	v20424	c68283	8	Is this what they call an American joke?
q4271	v20424	c55090	9	I'm not digging this hole idea.
q4272	v54629	c148433	0	Relax, Marco. Not everything is a spell.
q4273	v54629	c148433	0	You say that like it's a punishment.
q4274	v54629	c148432	0	Hey, water isn't pointy!
q4275	v54629	c148433	0	Ewww, girls.
q4276	v54629	c148433	0	No matter what happens, you deserve to be happy.
q4277	v18852	c45359	22	Egg.
q4278	v2047	c735	23	I'm a philosopher, and so I'm cursed to think about the erotic at all times. Gahahahahahahaha.
q4279	v92	\N	10	Achieve your mission with all your might! Despair not till your last breath! Make your death count!
q4280	v21523	c62881	3	Yeah, I even burnt the sight of your ass swallowing up my finger into my eyes.
q4281	v21523	\N	2	If it wasn't for all this breast milk I'm sucking out of her, I really might have fainted from dehydration.
q4282	v21523	\N	0	Siblings having sex... It's taboo. But it's also natural.
q4283	v18852	c45358	3	Ah. You make an excellent point. Nothing could be safer than being protected by the most dangerous guy around.
q4284	v32021	c99559	1	...You seem to have given a lot of thought to how to defeat yourself.
q4285	v40520	c120149	21	This is bad. I'm in a downward Onii-chan spiral, and I can't escape.
q4286	v2375	c22630	10	Pay no attention to my cock. There are more important matters at hand.
q4287	v370	c5611	3	I wanna become prime minister and create a world where studying exists no more.
q4288	v16032	c28300	18	So what?! This is MY cafe, and the uniform is MY fetish!
q4289	v14908	c20320	13	So, there's somebody here who would know where we can find Nemo?
q4290	v25912	c89445	10	That's why you drew your knife on me? Did it ever occur to you that you could just TALK to me?! Is your mouth so useless?!
q4291	v25912	c89445	2	Of course I realize that. But this is a pillow store, and you're a pillow salesman. Right?
q4292	v14908	c20323	11	It's rude of me to stare at a woman's chest, bejewelled or no. I meant no disrespect.
q4293	v9205	c15445	0	I am smart. I merely lack information.
q4294	v810	c4080	11	"Those who don't realize they're lonely are the most pitiful beings out there."
q4296	v18760	\N	2	I'm not gay or anything, but I always thought of you as something beyond that.
q4297	v515	\N	3	Women always start to conspire with each other in these situations. That's why they're all ××××××× (voluntarily redacted).
q4298	v515	c127099	1	Oh, give me a break. Do I really have to shed tears over some slut?
q4299	v38068	c123831	14	Maybe Koharu's hot body did the trick? Er— I mean, Koharu's body heat. Haha...
q4300	v515	c127099	14	Even I've never fucked a woman with no head before.
q4301	v26	\N	4	Can you make friends with anybody as long as you have a ball?
q4302	v9205	c15448	5	Eh? Just playing some Civilization Universalis IV.
q4303	v1306	c4559	2	Excuse me, but that irritates me. You just asserted that you have a pussy.
q4304	v231	\N	6	How could I forget this machine that looks like the bastard child of a spider and a dinner plate?
q4305	v231	c1008	4	I want you to explain clearly and logically how one knows that the cord is red despite it being invisible!
q4306	v24560	c76478	4	Eavesdropping is supposed to be quiet! You need to be considerate when we're being rude!
q4307	v24560	c76330	1	Damn. I'm not sure how you two haven't killed each other yet.
q4308	v20032	\N	3	An enemy of women is also my enemy.
q4309	v434	c12783	21	If you can be friends with someone even after you've kicked the crap outta each other, that's how you know you're friends forever.
q4311	v14784	\N	2	Are you so stupid as to ask for money from a poor, pee-smelling brat?
q4312	v38518	c132304	3	Did they seriously put Knife in the black mans name?
q4313	v21905	c64504	-8	And frankly, after pulling a mischievous little stunt like that, your suffering is fair enough retribution.
q4314	v34165	c148755	1	You're such a charmer. I bet you say this to every purple-haired AI you come across...
q4315	v34165	c148755	2	Says the guy who played an anime dating simulation...
q4316	v15077	c21325	-3	No Bully
q4317	v14784	\N	2	For example, what would you think if Marobe was running around in the middle of Shibuya, wearing nothing but socks?
q4318	v5154	c567	3	That gag physically hurt... if this was America, i'd sue.
q4319	v27140	\N	-1	Because a rock star who can't drink isn't a rock star.
q4320	v11	c36	15	If you’re facing an opponent you cannot defeat, then visualize something that will allow you to defeat them.
q4321	v28633	c91339	5	If you don't have a dick, then I'll just grow one for you! Graahh!
q4322	v28633	c92167	4	Shione-sama, you're set to be a cow for your next reincarnation cycle, so you'll have to wait for your next, next, next life.
q4323	v28633	c92169	3	But no farting! Idols don't fart, okay!?
q4324	v16337	c35047	7	Love Juice-Filled Condom Bomb Type Zero!!
q4325	v16337	c31699	8	Please take responsibility. It's your fault I've lost my plain mayonnaise virginity—
q4327	v18825	\N	5	Dante's Divine Comedy doesn't mention anything about the strength of Hell's WiFi signal, but Dante lived almost one thousand years ago, and the times have changed.
q4328	v18825	\N	1	Incidentally, he spends a lot of time lost in the throes of despair. I wonder if it's a nice place to live.
q4329	v23501	c74094	0	Please don't think of me as some promiscuous woman. I am really not. Really.
q4330	v18825	\N	3	Hehe~ You say that, but you'd be surprised to know how much fanfiction on the internet was written by elementary school students...
q4331	v18852	c45356	3	"Mmph... Sweet foods taste so nice as a dessert after the main meal... This must be what sin tastes like..."
q4332	v7738	c27732	29	EROTICISM!
q4333	v18825	c83924	3	Of course! If men can get premature baldness, then I'm sure girls can get premature brain freeze!
q4334	v18149	c41536	11	But Big Sis, your penis is a work of art.
q4335	v18149	c41537	6	Because right now, I want nothing more than for Hinata and I to act unabashedly cringe together.
q4337	v20669	c65700	6	Oh, ya know, I heard that drinking too much coffee makes your boobs shrink.
q4339	v14018	c26309	35	Okkei!
q4340	v20424	c68279	5	I can see... the light at the end of nudity's tunnel!
q4341	v53538	\N	17	Big tits are like cancer cells, mercilessly snatching away from humanity of what is beautiful.
q4342	v53538	\N	6	It looks like I have no other choices but to have lunch in the restroom while crying by myself.
q4343	v211	c305	2	If I’m smaller then you, I’ll kill myself
q4344	v1401	c15563	9	And what is a penis?
q4345	v1401	c15563	11	Now that you've all gotten hard, you might as well start shoving them into some asses.
q4346	v1401	c15558	14	So, what are you gonna make us do next, Captain Perma-virgin-cosplaying-as-a-police-officer?
q4347	v53538	\N	9	If we could decide the number of children by how many times I creampie you, we'd be able to form a soccer team in one night.
q4348	v40520	c120150	4	How am I supposed to react to a girl bashfully thanking me while touching my dick?!
q4349	v7967	c10396	0	Shige Dog
q4350	v52947	c148992	-2	He's always been embarrassed about its size since we were younger. He tries to hide it but we all know he's got some major hardware down there.
q4351	v52947	c148993	5	Mother...I....Love...Fully? That's...that's not what MILF means at all.
q4352	v52947	c148993	4	Yarrr, it's me, Captain Longdick. I've come for me booty!
q4353	v4	c488	-1	I can make your bentos. I'll make them every day, and fill them with love.
q4354	v211	\N	1	I’D RATHER BETRAY THE WORLD THAN LET THE WORLD BETRAY ME!
q4355	v211	\N	2	She called me a weirdo! Adding personal insult to emotional injury is the trademark of a first class fuck-slug!
q4356	v211	\N	2	Oh, because you’re so incredibly reliable… GO SCREW YOURSELF!
q4357	v211	\N	4	Last week, I went to go buy a toilet seat cover… But I wasn’t sure whether to get a U-shaped one or a O-shaped one, so I just ended up leaving…
q4358	v15395	c16869	2	Of course there's a point. When you're crawling around like that, I get a nice view of your adorable underwear.
q4359	v7052	\N	5	I was afraid she would accept me for who I was and render my narrative meaningless!
q4360	v7738	c27729	-7	After all, a just god would surely show favor to good people who do good things
q4361	v21668	c51035	25	Onii-chan-kenobi, you're my only hope!
q4362	v36	c9995	13	Groaning and deciding what to buy with what little pocket money I have left is one of the great joys in my life.
q4363	v7052	c151	3	It’s tough to put ideas and experiences into words, isn’t it? But maybe that’s why the act itself is important.
q4364	v7052	c152	-1	Seriously, it was nothing but trouble with him... it’s his fault I started dreaming big.
q4366	v26523	c51036	16	I've gone from chunni to sex addict...
q4367	v40520	c120148	6	Yes. You are the white smartphone knight, Riku.
q4368	v19035	c94245	-2	Let's watch anime!
q4369	v33272	c107304	-13	己はお兄ちゃんではない‥‥
q4370	v33587	c103276	19	If it's not sweet, then it better be spicy. If I can't be happy, then I want to be the most miserable person in the world.
q4371	v18419	c89847	6	When someone rigs it from the start, and then says "try your best!" doesn't that make you mad?
q4372	v21442	\N	2	I need you to promise that you'll save everyone. Please. Make the world brand new.
q4373	v21852	c64303	5	I want to shove those big ones in my holes!
q4374	v2016	c17147	79	This is... problematic.
q4375	v4	c4941	2	It sure seems nice being a girl. Being able to turn foolish boys into your slaves just like that.
q4376	v50879	\N	5	Never before had she known that the act of merely existing could be so exhausting.
q4377	v17	c27	2	Kate lowered her panties. Robert threw off his boxers. Kate's body was lovely and supple, and Robert was lean and muscled.
q4378	v17	c29	6	Cause either that girl is going to need a sex change operation... Or I will...
q4379	v17	\N	3	If a sea otter suddenly appeared right in front of me... And he said, 'I'm your father', then, well, I probably wouldn't believe him.
q4380	v17	\N	2	For an instant, I feared my chastity might be violated and grabbed the belt of my pants.
q4381	v17	c29	5	If you REALLY can't swallow it, then I can give it to you anally via a suppository.
q4382	v34904	\N	6	You know what, I took a shot because fuck this guy. But also let me fuck this guy, because he was kinda my type.
q4383	v34904	\N	4	For a moment, I somehow wished I had pissed on someone just now.
q4384	v34904	c153252	9	Just because you like taking it up the ass doesn't mean you aren't a damn good Marine!
q4385	v17	c24	9	I hope you get fat like a whale and drown in the Mariana Trench, you hog!
q4386	v17	c25	4	And the people that do this are known as 'crackers'. You need to make a distinction between them.
q4387	v17	c25	4	I don't know. Two guys on the merry-go-round sounds kinda...
q4388	v17	c29	3	Air and first love; both should be light. No doubt about that. Coffee and your first TIME... those, of course, are better thick.
q4389	v17	c32	4	The hell!? 'ssif I can do som'n like that right away!? I'll kill you, you bastard! Bwa, bwa, bwaawkk.
q4390	v24428	\N	6	They're Schrödinger's panties. They could be any color as long as the box isn't open.
q4391	v16044	\N	10	Not only is this girl a masturbation guru, now she's an expert on ramen-eating etiquette! Holy cow! Two things I'd never want to be called in my life!
q4392	v40520	c120150	7	Really drives home just how incredible her cleavage is.  It can easily be turned into a phone storage space.
q4393	v33272	c107305	18	"No need to be like that~ Besides, getting her pussy'd be fun! We can have sex! SEX!!!"
q4394	v33272	c107304	6	Cower before the deadly Newspaper Knucks!
q4396	v857	c1329	3	Don't you know that the feeling you call love is merely a reaction caused by substances in your brain?
q4397	v17	\N	2	First, she performed an impersonation of a strange old archaeologist who had a talent for cracking a whip...
q4398	v17	c26	4	Oh, now I get it. You were soaking in the hot springs with a bear.
q4399	v17	c28	3	Kuranari, that sure was a sexy scream you let out when the dolphins started moving.
q4400	v17	\N	2	'In front of him, there was a big tanuki being bitten by a girl who was being bitten by a smaller tanuki.'
q4401	v16212	\N	5	Naked male students are crammed into my room like sardines...
q4402	v33272	c107304	15	"I am not your elder brother nor am I an acupuncturist."
q4403	v16640	c32069	7	I can't do S&M in a hospital! That's just weird!
q4404	v51	c4766	7	I wasn’t asleep. I was in the middle of pushing out the Moby Dick of poops when suddenly, out of nowhere, whammo! You damn near gave me a heart attack.
q4405	v20418	\N	3	She's saying quite plainly that sex is good for her body and semen is good for her beauty....
q4406	v17063	c129279	3	Well, I'll care for you. Either you'll pull through, or I'll be the one to pull the plug on your life support.
q4407	v40520	c120150	4	I'd have to look them in the eye and say, "Watch. I'm about to get a boner."
q4408	v18152	c16866	2	There's nothing embarrassing about harboring such interests at our age! Go ahead and show me that juicy book on the mysteries of sex.
q4409	v16044	c46854	8	But sometimes, Son, you gotta tell your willy to chilly.
q4410	v33272	c105008	13	Back in those manga magazines Uncle showed me, I saw boys and girls doing stuff like k-k-kissing...
q4411	v40520	\N	5	God bless sex tutorial videos.
q4412	v33272	c105008	9	It's hard to believe this is the same guy who was just having a field day licking my feet.
q4413	v7052	c148	1	I'll take my medicines, go for my examinations... I'm going to be a good girl, even if I'm alone.
q4414	v92	c125	5	I didn't want to read letters full of someone else’s regrets.
q4415	v4463	\N	1	You start with those close to you, then your attachments grow and grow until one day, you realize there will be no peace until the world is safe.
q4416	v18778	c41742	8	... I can't believe my girlfiend's the type to get turned on after watching rabbits mate...
q4417	v33272	c107305	4	Talk about greedy! And scummy! You poor bastard! But hey, I like your honesty, so sure. Open wide~
q4418	v51388	\N	14	I'm sorry, sir, but your girlfriend is too beautiful for the average gacha player.
q4419	v18907	c40128	3	"If you have no objections, I would like to apply to join your Harem too!"
q4420	v5154	c567	8	Average is just fine. If you can collect a nice group of average-level skills, that's already above-average. You've created your own sort of "talent."
q4421	v25942	\N	7	Me too, I was imagining a man more like a human-sized penis.
q4422	v33272	c107304	5	It'll...bang? Yeah, it'll...bang...or whatever... I don't have any objections.
q4423	v33272	c107305	4	Don't the cuties wanna eat snacks, though? We can't let them fatten up! They've gotta have something nice and healthy, like milkshakes~!
q4424	v17	c26	2	An ancient civilization before time, perpetual youth and longevity, Rip Van Winkle, 800-year-old nun, and Santa Claus... None of these exist!
q4425	v38430	c128205	4	Hmph. Big dumb poopy head.
q4426	v50081	c136461	0	In a battle of numbers, our King is what you would call checkmated.
q4427	v50081	\N	4	Only adults could manage to have a conversation about roads.
q4428	v33272	c107304	7	I wonder...Of all the world's creatures, it is only humanity that is capable of actively working against its own species' interests.
q4429	v33272	\N	1	You...love a sword?
q4430	v19373	c31	5	AAAHN, your finger, senpai, it's going DEEP... into such a SENSITIVE place...
q4431	v33272	c107305	6	"When a flower blooms, it's just waiting for some bee to come along and dump its load of pollen in it."
q4432	v33272	c107305	8	"Hey, come to think of it, isn't gathering intel on a girl you're into, approaching her, and then climbing into her bed basically just how modern dating apps work?"
q4433	v13325	c17693	6	I love my little sisters and thighs more than anything in the world! Nice to meet you!
q4434	v47175	c135871	0	I want your panties.
q4435	v9198	c13083	3	Really? If you're lying, I'm gonna get naked.
q4436	v9198	c13081	3	I'm sorry for imagining you taking it in the ass.
q4437	v26902	c127942	1	In this galaxy, anger is useless. All must be returned to black metal.
q4438	v21426	\N	12	When people die, they have a depressing tendency to remain dead.
q4439	v52702	c142018	9	Senpai, Please become Komaru's owner!!!
q4440	v751	c272	8	You're the worst piece of scum that has ever walked this planet. You should make 'scummity scum scum' into your catch phrase.
q4441	v23407	\N	3	"Big Brother Battler Absolute Bottom" was a huge success!
q4442	v9879	c5406	2	God......should you punish me for forgetting to lock my heart, or her for stealing everything with a glance?
q4443	v47175	c133476	1	Oh, I had another child.  We have eleven now.
q4444	v24560	c76478	3	It's okay Ms. Eve, I know you didn't mean to doom western civilization.
q4445	v3144	c3560	26	I've done nothing but masturbate in my life, so I'm an expert when it comes to stroking dicks.
q4446	v37866	\N	5	...prejudice can only be directed towards sentient, living things; People, animals, or corporations.
q4447	v5922	c6400	4	"A slight against miso is a slight against me! You shall pay for this!"
q4448	v33272	c107305	12	Longing for happiness in wretched world.. YES! I GOT THEIR PUSSY~!!!
q4449	v9879	c5401	0	Well, I think we should start small and create a fait accompli.
q4450	v9879	c5399	0	It's not light cheating to rush to cram at the last minute. The idea of a test week is a bad custom to begin with.
q4451	v9879	c5399	4	Oh, I thought it was a trash, but it was you.
q4452	v3144	c3565	17	If you don't think sisters are cute and you don't think old men are cute, it's like you're saying you don't like anyone!
q4453	v9879	c5405	1	Teachers scold me, and my grade are lowered. The people around me look down on me, but I'm supposed to stay pure and innocent? Are you an idiot?
q4454	v9879	c5400	5	Only the loser can decide who wins and who loses. If you don't admit defeat, you don't lose, and the winner cannot choose to win. That's brawling.
q4455	v33272	c107305	7	WE'VE GOT SOME NEWS! SOME BIG NEWS! EXTRA, EXTRA! HE ANSWERED! HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED! RIGHT HERE, HE ANSWERED!!! AWASUMI FINALLY RESPONDED TO ONE OF MY MESSAGES!!!
q4457	v9643	\N	4	Hurray! Hurray! Hurray for NTR! Hurray! Hurray for cry-jerking!
q4458	v9879	c5402	3	I take you as my sister and swear to love you in good times and in bad, in rich times and in poor, in sickness and in health.
q4459	v9879	c5400	2	This Koshigoe Maki is labeled as a so-called "delinquent", and she often refuses to pay restaurants that serve bad food, or even ordinary meals.
q4460	v26639	c85638	0	Get used to surprise attacks? What kinda spec-ops situation is this!?
q4461	v26639	c85638	1	Wahahaha! Guess you were a second-rate loner after all then, senpai!
q4462	v26639	c85638	4	If you speak perfectly fluent Japanese, is the dodgy pronounciation you occasionally throw in fan-service?
q4463	v49601	c141071	6	Whatever happens to the world is no business of mine. That's cuz I've got someone precious I absolutely will protect.
q4464	v16032	c28299	16	I see. Off topic, would you describe yourself as an alpha in bed?
q4465	v19073	c44771	7	The rats in my room are wonderful. The inn I'm staying at has so many of them. I love it!
q4466	v3144	c3565	10	Alright then, how do you want it? Onee-chan style? Onee-san style? Onee style? Sexy stepsister style?
q4467	v4936	c33486	1	That formless heat, so reminiscent of primeval chaos, is the driving force behind all progress. I will always celebrate it, and those who possess it.
q4468	v4936	c33474	4	Heeheehee. Yep, that's right. I'm so damn sad I'm gonna die.
q4469	v4936	c33471	0	Doesn't matter how long you hang around this place. You aren't gonna find anything worthwhile. I can sympathize, but you need to leave.
q4470	v4936	c20177	7	She's not meowing anymore. Now she's just calling me "stupid" a lot.
q4471	v47175	c135871	2	I'm going to have a full-on discussion about what eroticism is!
q4472	v17038	c33066	7	Your mom is a difficult woman to argue with... and also pretty hot.
q4473	v10801	c12340	3	A little tedium is alright. It's a privilege to not know how much of a luxury boredom is.
q4474	v21620	c66707	2	Holy shit, why did they have to drop dead in a place that stinks so bad? I know they're shitty yakuza, but they could at least pick a better place to die.
q4475	v31807	c99028	4	Maybe maybe not maybe maybe not maybe.
q4476	v248	c6711	-1	Men should stay out of the kitchen... got it?
q4477	v13325	\N	5	I didn't join the art club to commit sex crimes.
q4478	v1299	\N	0	A banana is an elongated, edible fruit. It may have a variety of colors when ripe. In this case, it's a bright, slippery yellow.
q4479	v20424	c68282	10	Your boobs are not to be given away willy-nilly for others to touch.
q4480	v45507	\N	3	Hiiiiii! I'm the Ketamine Fairy!
q4481	v914	c3984	14	Homo, homo.
q4482	v12402	c45458	3	(That maid outfit, though... is quite alright.)
q4483	v51947	c149913	3	Whether there's an earthquake or a tsunami, us working adults have to go to work to make a living. Damn it!
q4484	v729	c3143	5	Go hard! Thrust deep! Like there's no tomorrow, fuck 'till you can fuck no mooore! Or so a famous person said!
q4485	v8980	c149958	8	You Butch!!
q4486	v51947	c149913	7	I don't understand girls. They get angry when you stare at their breasts, so why do they wear clothes that expose them?
q4487	v47	\N	16	Ah... Kohaku-san... is gaming...
q4488	v31055	c99563	50	Everything written in eroge is correct.
q4489	v682	\N	1	...She really understands me this well? It's like she's Midori with a better personality.
q4490	v31055	c99590	7	I was just in the middle of talking about suppressing! Your! Anger! You dumb bastards!
q4491	v248	c6708	-6	Is someone among us the culprit?
q4492	v18149	c41535	6	I'd prefer if you didn't pretend to be girly when it suits you. Not after showering me in all that cum.
q4493	v14265	c19044	8	...Unfortunately, my body lacks dynamic topography compared to others my age. Going to the beach makes it obvious...
q4494	v28633	c91339	7	Oh nothing. There was just a real slappable ass within slapping range, so I couldn't help but slap it.
q4495	v16044	c77069	2	Hehe. Now, boy, we were in the middle of something. Bend over.
q4496	v12882	c29207	8	Oh, it's fine. My sexual harassment is a loving kind of sexual harassment. Totally innocent!
q4497	v57	c1383	3	We can't photosynthesise because humans can't photosynthesise. This is another form of irrational prejudice.
q4498	v31055	c99563	55	I would make a good abusive husband.
q4499	v1399	c18364	20	Holy shit, this is awesome... I think I'm gonna cream my pants...
q4500	v16044	c41324	8	She's more into masturbating than I thought she was. She's a real master masturbator.
q4501	v41753	c128193	3	I really want to eat the chocolates Haruka gave to me but if I do, then they'll all disappear! It's such an impossible decision!
q4502	v41753	c123758	10	It's so green and beautiful...! Almost like and open-world RPG!
q4503	v7803	c30586	9	First, you will shout the cafe's motto, "The customer is the enemy!" fifty times at the top of your lungs.
q4504	v41753	c123757	10	Well, let's see. There's the chain we're using to hang you up, the big sword for stabbing you, and then there's—
q4505	v48624	c133239	0	"All that vegetable."
q4506	v1401	c15563	10	You disgust me. What are you, a woman?
q4507	v12402	c45464	32	Not a single damn good thing has ever come out of France.
q4508	v12402	c45464	16	How can you wave my country’s flag and not serve spaghetti?! Do you have any shame at all?!
q4509	v18397	c69685	3	Holy moley! I've never seen a male prostitute before!
q4510	v24	c196	25	My name is written 右代宮 戦人. Can you read it?
q4511	v22899	c71529	18	Get yare yare daze'd bitch ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA!
q4512	v248	\N	0	Do valuable things look beautiful even when they're broken?
q4513	v53841	c145969	2	WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP BIG DADDY INCIN IS IN THE HOUSE
q4514	v5922	c4078	7	Wait... Should I really be letting schoolgirls pour drinks?
q4515	v12283	c5412	0	I'm at least as sorry as you are when you're being scolded all the time.
q4516	v99	c3371	3	Glad you stopped me. I don't wanna eat carp food.
q4517	v147	c36708	3	Never in a million years would I never, EVER let you lick my face!
q4518	v19073	c44769	6	Hyeh!? W-Well, uh… Yes… Yes I do cum…
q4519	v13631	c17297	4	Hello, lady.
q4520	v933	c4734	17	The man who uses tax evasion money to buy pussy!
q4521	v31055	c136067	10	Exactly. Game dev and exhibitionism aren't so different.
q4522	v31055	c99590	14	Did you know that shagging means fucking? Yeah, so Shaggy's a guy who fucks all the time, in other words a sicko! That definitely brings 'that show' to a whole new level!
q4523	v31055	c99564	4	Wanna try me, Baldy? My Artistry score is 8.7, you know.
q4524	v31055	c99566	9	Don't zoom! Have some decency, kid!
q4525	v31055	c135999	3	It seems she, as they say, hated the shit out of her.
q4526	v5922	\N	1	How else could one explain what appeared to be the birth of the Great Takoyaki War of 1958 or something?
q4527	v12283	c150161	3	Oh,no! I stabbed you. Can you avoid it or something?
q4528	v12283	c5409	4	I'm going to tell you my embarrassing past, so cheer up. Long time ago, when Rennya wet herself, I wrapped myself in that bedding for the night......without realizing it.
q4529	v18157	c95206	-1	they may love to hate me, but that's still love
q4530	v1401	c15563	10	It's a schlong-out marathon! A schlong-a-thon?
q4531	v1401	c15563	6	Hey. You guys ever had something shoved up your ass?
q4532	v22899	c71526	11	I'll fuck anything that moves!
q4533	v1401	c15563	10	Oh, you want a drink, do you? Then show me your ass.
q4534	v12283	c11617	4	You see, a woman's happiness ultimately comes down to catching a handsome, rich, smart, kind, and wealthy man, right?
q4535	v1401	c15563	6	What, are all those things just hanging there for decoration? Is everyone at this school impotent or something?
q4536	v1401	c15563	6	You heard me, didn't you? I said, start cranking those shabby cocks right now!
q4537	v25912	c90035	13	Hmm... I had no idea men cared so much about their size. Maybe I should have mine looked at, too...
q4538	v19850	c51094	9	You can even walk all over me! Stomp on me! I, um, I think I'd like that.
q4539	v25912	c90034	11	Yes! You jerk! Dummy! Your momma's fat!
q4540	v682	c9865	1	Given my grades until now, it's probably impossible. But it's OK, records are there to be broken.
q4542	v40520	\N	4	She trusts me because I'm impotent.
q4543	v53855	\N	7	This is like, the quintessential fanservice scene! Possibly the only one you'll get!
q4544	v40520	c120148	4	You two have started doing the things that happen in doujins! Ahhh! AHHHH!
q4545	v31055	\N	13	Peeing is like a prayer to God. If you urinate while prostrating yourself, you'll always hit your target.
q4546	v4700	c84678	-2	Y-YOUR FATHER WON'T EVER FORGIVE YOUUUUUU!
q4547	v9879	c150161	2	Oraoraoraa! A knife that cuts is a Chiba man! A knife that doesn't cut is a bad Chiba man!
q4548	v31055	c99563	6	Can't let this rare sprite get away.
q4549	v31055	c99563	22	It's possible... I might be a furry.
q4550	v31055	c99564	35	Yeah, like, a game where the protagonist is an exhibitionist? Like hell that'd sell.
q4551	v31055	c99563	9	I hear the game dev field's got more violent rises and falls than the criminal underworld.
q4552	v9879	c5405	4	If you can't win, run away! If you can't, surrender! This is Inui's secret techique of invincibility.
q4553	v9879	\N	3	As a Japanese who can't say no, I have no choice but to go.
q4554	v248	\N	-3	At this moment, time travel and infinite loops seem much more realistic to me.
q4555	v1296	c150332	4	I don't want to go because you're a 'girl' - I want to go because it's with you, Mai-chan.
q4556	v33587	c103281	0	Observation suggests that curiosity makes up a considerable portion of the instincts defining your personality. What are you searching for?
q4557	v33587	c103288	0	Good day to you, dear guest and seeker of curiosities.
q4558	v33587	c103282	1	I don't think I've ever seen anyone as awkward as you in my life, dude.
q4559	v33587	c103282	2	Will getting to know this anthropomorphic ashtray bring even an ounce of joy into my life?
q4560	v33587	c103288	0	While I am happy to receive your tiny little loathing, please don't be too furious with me.
q4561	v9198	c13081	13	Study hall is canceled. We're having an orgy!
q4562	v21956	c65108	5	What about the milk I also pulled from my bosom? Did you drink that?
q4563	v28714	c99420	2	Maybe you're at a level where you can be registered as a national monument of airheadedness.
q4564	v17	c24	2	Ooon...nyum...I'd like a perm...please...nyuma
q4565	v22728	c80802	7	I'm gonna hulk the fuck out. Sorry if you get killed.
q4566	v33348	\N	6	The previous night, they’d done…babymaking…things!
q4567	v1414	c52689	2	The man had "idiot" written all over his face.
q4568	v1414	c50974	4	Noooess. Don't do that. Your babies will come out sick.
q4569	v4463	c12462	0	TSFs only show their full potential when they work in elements of two!
q4570	v4463	c12498	1	Oh, but does it really matter how long you’ve known someone? Because in the end, you’re either compatible or you’re not.
q4571	v12849	c22768	8	I also got the nicely-named "Misanese Dictionary - Simplified Version" that Masaya himself compiled!
q4572	v33272	c107305	8	"Shinku, this time... We'll get your pussy back, I swear it!"
q4573	v10115	\N	5	I began to unzip his overalls. I had to know.
q4574	v9093	c9336	4	I like stories about human despair an suffering.
q4575	v17909	c94782	7	I'm broken. I'm something that shouldn't get mixed in with the rest of this world.
q4576	v17909	c94782	1	I appreciate you explaining all this to me but my brain barely understood a word.
q4577	v19373	c30	12	The pen may be mightier than the sword. But it's weak against sponsors.
q4579	v9198	c13081	4	I'll smash your penis to a pulp.
q4580	v16208	\N	7	I made sure to imprint the image of her panties on my mind one last time before I stood up.
q4581	v28714	c99419	5	Sentimental? Is that a new unit of measurement?
q4582	v979	c19115	3	Gaaah! Verily, the world is unfair! I boldly state my protest against this bollocks.
q4583	v23740	c67682	0	How very good of you to ask. The time has finally come to reveal my true name. I am Wilhelm... WILHELM ADELHEID!.
q4584	v19373	c31	7	If one day I saw an irredeemably ugly face suddenly looking back at me in the mirror, I'd probably faint too.
q4585	v19829	c51033	3	What conspicuous consumption!
q4586	v19829	c60020	4	I'm suddenly intimately aware of the class divide.
q4587	v155	c3654	1	'Dad's authority strikes back' opens in theaters nationally!
q4588	v97	c67	17	In this world, reality is what the majority says it is, and i had the misfortune to step outside of that box.
q4589	v23743	c91305	1	You don't deserve a name! You are a pervert who is addicted to killing!
q4590	v23743	c91305	3	Yes, that's it. I am dreaming and you are just an NPC in my dream.
q4591	v24	c1340	9	Sorry, sorry. It's not like I came here to bully you. Being rude is just part of my personality.
q4592	v25413	c95243	4	Eeck... U... Uhh... I... I tend to melt when I'm exposed to direct sunlight...
q4593	v8306	c23732	0	You may be right. I may be insane. But I'm also 100% serious about what I'm saying.
q4594	v20424	c68283	4	What a waste of oxygen you are...
q4595	v248	\N	3	(That's... not a severed head, you're gonna SEVER MY HEAD!!)
q4596	v37929	c150481	1	Maybe it's the royalty-free EDM that keeps 'em coming back for more...
q4597	v37929	c150480	2	Street cred? You know I've been watching you dote on a baby all day, right?
q4598	v37929	c150488	2	That was the old me. The younger me. The old younger me.
q4599	v37929	c150480	1	I know you can hear me! Everyone can hear a high school girl, y'know! We're all so peppy!
q4600	v37929	c150488	0	You'll have to be more specific. I say a lot of things. All the time.
q4601	v21668	c51035	24	Oh no, no, no. Not a girlfriend, a boyfriend. Oni-chan's gay, you know.
q4602	v21668	c60020	5	Thanks to the Gaim's Grangein being Outforged, the Forbidden Braazack appeared, engunlfing the flagship Mira in a singularity
q4604	v29724	c51035	6	We wouldn't get mad at you for that. I mean, brosef here loves getting the sausage and stuff.
q4606	v29724	c51036	1	Valhalla Society... move out!
q4607	v13774	c16857	1	All you're good for's sucking in everyone else's air! Even weeds are worth more than you!
q4608	v13774	c16857	6	I really, genuinely have no clue why you're acting so coldly towards me all of a sudden, Hinaschlong...
q4609	v13774	\N	1	It's full body lock time
q4610	v13774	c16860	2	I mean, c'mon, that stuff's way too authentic! Only a real Indian would like it!
q4611	v13774	\N	4	I passed over my ero card, no, library card, along with the stack of books.
q4612	v5000	c14556	6	Were girls like you put on this earth to kill me with 'moe'!?
q4613	v20032	c80126	6	How the fuck am I supposed to ask a bitchy little queen like that to lend me money..?
q4614	v20032	c80126	8	You falling in love with a serial killer? What are you, fuckin' stupid?!
q4615	v20032	\N	-3	Hello, Mr. Man...
q4616	v97	\N	25	Even after I stop being human, I hope I'll still enjoy the taste of booze.
q4617	v12849	c22775	4	I don't want to imagine Hinata-kun as a bottom, but now I've got no choice...
q4618	v12849	c22771	1	We decided to formulate the Mashiro-tan Agreement. It dictates which half of you goes to who. I have your left half, Misaki has your right.
q4619	v17	c23	3	"I don't want any more fried chicken sandwiches!"
q4620	v17	c25	2	It looked like I had been a good salmon.
q4621	v2046	c735	22	I'll just rape you here, then. I don't prefer rape but sometimes a don't have a choice.
q4622	v9879	c5410	2	They say each cigarette shortens your life by 5 minutes, so enjoy those 5 minutes to the fullest.
q4624	v17515	\N	2	Happy prick can go die for all i care.
q4625	v945	c762	19	...so that's why I'm trying to figure out if there is something I need to figure out and then figure that out before it's too late and all hope is lost.
q4626	v37929	c150480	1	Thanks. I do look my best in the dark.
q4627	v37929	c150486	5	Ahaha! What, you think this is some kinda visual novel or somethin'?!
q4628	v37929	c150486	2	What has my life come to, bein' ordered around by precocious tsunderes...?
q4629	v473	\N	7	This milk is milktacular!
q4630	v21269	c65711	6	“You think people only have sex with people they love? What are you, five?"
q4631	v21269	c65713	2	"...Stop that. It's turning me on."
q4632	v27140	c88340	8	"Of course. I'm a genius. There's no man who doesn't get hard listening to my piano, and no woman who doesn't get wet."
q4633	v27140	c88342	0	"Yeah. You're a genius. The one and only. It's so infuriating I feel like my guts are boiling."
q4634	v27140	c88340	6	"I'll keep taking off my clothes until you're no longer embarrassed."
q4635	v44124	\N	-1	full shit；two Jirai Onna
q4636	v1371	\N	9	Piano music is great for sleeping. Although if a pianist heard that he would probably pick up that piano and beat me over the head with it.
q4637	v2016	c17150	11	A true man would find some reason—any reason— to justify his lusts!
q4638	v810	c4080	13	You're so nice. ...Or is it just that you'd rather rape me here on the bed?
q4639	v12559	c14903	11	The hand that held your penis yesterday is now holding your hand.
q4640	v1303	c10217	5	In fact, everything I could ever want in the world is probably at the convenience store.
q4641	v45428	\N	3	I'm always wearing something but never my own skin.
q4642	v45428	\N	3	Is it dementia or is it a cryptic message? Who knows.
q4643	v23393	c85106	13	I agree with these perverts.
q4644	v26812	c88871	0	Men always tend to open things that women tell them not to.
q4645	v25942	c83597	5	Do you want me to rubby rub your peeny?
q4646	v1371	\N	8	Taller people sleep longer in bed.
q4647	v23883	c92258	5	Mechazorgunbustavangelion! And its special power is repelling the opposite sex.
q4648	v21976	c78788	3	Flatter me all you want, but I won't forget you drove without a license.
q4649	v2002	c6494	6	I was such a gentleman, nya. I think I might have raised some yuri flags, nyan. Nyahaha!
q4650	v21803	c88455	6	How can you place hoes before bros?!!
q4651	v34778	c106573	3	COOL JOKE, NOW THROW THAT GUN OUT THE WINDOW, PLEASE?!?
q4652	v93	c96	14	Dude! A giant robot!? Holy shit!! This is incredible!!!
q4653	v18160	c39734	5	I don't know if he's got a talent or a condition
q4654	v12559	c14905	4	Why was I starting to sound like I was in an erotic novel?
q4655	v979	c19115	3	That's right, mate! if you lose, you'll have to get a sex change!
q4656	v979	c19115	3	Very well then, we shall strengthen our flaming hot male relationship today!
q4657	v13631	c17299	1	AAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH! WHAT'S WITH THAT SACCHARINE ENDING?! YOU JUST HAD SEX!
q4658	v15892	c17297	0	Do you know of the Pororoca phenomenon that happens in the Amazon?
q4659	v45894	c128201	2	"D-Did you see that?! This is the power of an Earth Ranger of Love!!! Justice always prevails!"
q4660	v7301	c23162	5	I'd honestly prefer you worry about today's work instead of how your breasts look ten years from now.
q4661	v7301	c23167	1	O-Our relationship is about me bullying you, and you going red and fighting back!
q4662	v7301	c23167	1	That's why I don't like that girl. Being allowed to make you sad is my privilege as your patient!
q4663	v7301	c23169	1	Kids with attitudes get a taste of my dynamite bust!
q4664	v16610	c43459	0	Of course i'm taking you somewhere strange. What are you, an idiot&
q4665	v97	c67	-11	The allowance which came to me as an orphan was not enough for the bare necessities of life. Somehow or other I would have to earn my own bread.
q4667	v424	c9637	4	Eh? Why? Isn't it the best when you shoot? I even want to shoot for no reason! Don't people who want to be police officers all want to shoot?
q4668	v21255	c65124	3	I don't want to sound cocky, but fuck it, I'm pretty fucking smart."
q4669	v22354	\N	4	I really want to get a box to pack you up, then paste a piece of paper on it and write "please adopt me. Meow~"
q4670	v22354	\N	4	It's too difficult for me to use my painting power outside of painting beautiful women.
q4671	v22354	\N	1	Height or something. I gave it up.
q4672	v51637	\N	11	Sorry for eavesdropping on you. Can I also join your suicide attempt?
q4673	v5922	c11355	2	"What a relief it would be if we could actually forget..."
q4674	v12559	c14905	6	Fornicating in front of the gods... I feel slightly guilty... Meh, should be fine.
q4675	v54897	c150699	24	Nah, it's gotta be an isekai deal. It’ll be like, "That Time I Got Reincarnated As The World's Last Hope But The Overlord Forced Me To Kill All My Friends!"
q4676	v8714	c150025	2	I always feel a sense of ecstasy from the joy of absorbing new knowledge.
q4677	v54897	c150706	26	I-Is that true? Is kinky group sex some kind of high school rite of passage?!
q4678	v55398	\N	-1	good
q4679	v29661	c94431	8	I hate people who stand up for themselves, so your personality is convenient to me.
q4680	v31055	c99563	12	Don't poke my butt. I pooped myself.
q4681	v53304	c150711	1	Lack of resources makes me a dull boy.
q4682	v45894	c128200	2	"What am I , a battleship?!"
q4683	v29661	c94431	7	I'm just a sinner pretending to be a god.
q4684	v29661	c94431	12	Even if the world doesn't forgive you, I will.
q4685	v21667	c71988	22	The penis of the most hideous man on Earth.
q4686	v54897	c150699	7	They were created as living weapons but escaped to another dimension, where a PMC controlled by demonic entities sent them into the past to destroy the future!
q4687	v54897	c150696	-5	Fishies! Aww, they're so cute!
q4688	v27140	c88340	3	"If you want to give me orders, wait until you grow hair on your penis."
q4689	v7849	c6508	2	I see... So the sensation really is different with a woman than it is with a man...
q4690	v31055	c99564	11	Is it a sign that I should bear his kids...?
q4691	v31055	c102433	3	Go find a white night and ejaculate in his mouth!
q4692	v15395	c16869	17	I feel like Kenny from South Park.
q4693	v13652	c62846	5	Aw, that's my little ball of murder.
q4694	v32397	c113963	1	'course! My mood is so good from winning big that I can even treat you. If you want, I could win you some sexy lingerie.
q4695	v32397	c113963	1	If I'm going to be stalked, I'd rather be with a hot, sexy, female spy-type beauty, alright?
q4696	v32397	c100240	2	... 'Me'.... Are you... going to let me inside of you, senpai?
q4697	v49868	\N	1	What is this? The initial stage of choosing monsters to face from Hell? I'd rather not pair up with any of the Big Three with the worst attitudes, okay?
q4698	v23741	\N	3	YOU...SHALL NOT...FAAAP!
q4699	v50081	c136461	1	There's no problem that smooth-talking can't solve, no door that flattery can't unlock.
q4700	v14908	c20324	6	Did you do... anything with her?! You lucky son of a--I mean, you bastard!
q4701	v29661	c97366	2	Ah, I see... Sorry for making light of your love affair...
q4702	v22505	\N	2	It wasn't like I'd stared at them or anything, but... I could definitely say that I'd seen the folds in her panties.
q4703	v54800	c149665	22	The thing I have most consistently wanted since I was a child is to be dead.
q4704	v97	c67	3	I see her just as I do everything else--as something other than what she really is.
q4705	v97	\N	5	When they see her sobbing, they'll probably laugh at her. Let them; it would be the happiest moment of her life. She just wants this torment to end.
q4706	v10231	c6510	3	Hey! Stop fighting and get on with the massage and fondle!
q4707	v15569	c67939	0	Great Spicy-senpai! Save-help-explain!
q4708	v14908	c20321	8	Is it because I'm too handsome to be believed? I get that a lot. Every time I look in the mirror, in fact.
q4709	v51738	c139888	0	I can taste it. Your depression. Your despair. It's delicious, by the way.
q4710	v51738	c139888	0	Why don't you swim back to your miserable existence and dwell on that?
q4711	v51738	c139888	0	I can't cure you, fool. I'm a shepherd, not a saint.
q4712	v12192	\N	7	To think that he felt the same... We truly are tied by the red string of... communism!
q4713	v21667	c71988	25	My world doesn't extend beyond a 120 centimeter radius.
q4714	v37795	c113789	6	My dick belongs to ME!
q4715	v3144	c62386	8	The great comedy and tragedy of life can eat shit for all I care!
q4716	v21667	c71988	51	Penis? No. Too clinical. Cock? Nah. Too vulgar. Dick? Yup. That's juuust right. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
q4717	v236	c58534	2	Like high heels, mini skirts, etc. Men get excited about things that take away women's freedom.
q4718	v12559	\N	6	A hypothesis? You can't call information a 4chan a hypothesis...
q4719	v21667	\N	17	I know how wretched you truly are.
q4720	v43525	c76962	7	TICK TOCK DOC! SHE'S READY FOR THE COCK!
q4721	v25931	c83617	3	Surely even you've accidentally perma-borrowed a video game or two, right?!
q4722	v25931	c83617	4	When I awoke, I thought to myself... Yikes! This is a big yikes! ...Indeed.
q4723	v7809	\N	0	Gotta grab it jellyfast! "Jellyfish" and "fast"... 'Cause the water is hot...
q4724	v2002	\N	13	I have nothing against homosexuals. But unfortunately, I am heterosexual.
q4725	v48436	c146994	2	Isn't it obvious?! Diligent students are super attractive! Intelligence is the new sexy!!
q4726	v28806	c92500	17	You can't fuck a toilet...
q4727	v28806	c92500	14	A beautiful face, a feminine body, and in complete imbalance, a dick. What's not to love?
q4728	v31055	c99563	5	I exposed my hole - my only Achilles' heel to him.
q4729	v29300	c102747	9	If it's you, Minori, I'll even lick your butthole.
q4730	v3161	c33085	4	If there's one thing I'm used to seeing in this place by now, it's an anal plug.
q4731	v4028	c4997	3	I never imagined you could turn the simple act of making cookies into such a goddamn ordeal.
q4732	v24870	c80395	4	If you want to cooperate so much, how about mating? You can also give birth to a human child.
q4733	v29412	c121473	8	I DIDN'T NOTICE I'VE BEEN SHOWING MY BOOBS FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES!
q4734	v24870	c80396	4	Well, I was thinking, how about this, I put my mysterious protrusion into your crack and create a miniature model.
q4735	v32930	c121474	9	WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO BE A PERVERT?!
q4736	v22505	\N	-3	There were three men standing all around me
q4737	v22505	c4655	8	It is true that the new student's chest is as flat as a board. So that part's consistent, at least. ...Incidentally, I'm partial to tiny breasts, too.
q4738	v30	c4970	1	It's tragic. You adults are so bound by your preconceived notions that you can't even see the truth in front of your eyes.
q4739	v9198	\N	4	Although it's impossible, I can just about feel the pain of its penetration from my butthole up to the crown of my head.
q4740	v1371	\N	5	Ahahahaaa! Mizoguchi-wuchi you're so SHYYYY~~~
q4741	v16032	c28304	15	Hobbies are only fun BECAUSE they're hobbies. The second I profit off of it, I'll turn into one of those sad, pathetic adults who say 'My work is my passion'!
q4742	v16032	c28300	9	If you're not a yandere, then what the hell are you? Just a pure psychopath?!
q4743	v16032	c28307	13	The good news about being a broke, worthless loser whose only merit is his looks is that you now have undeniable proof that she's NOT after your money!
q4744	v20277	c28308	10	Pardon me, miss. D'you fancy my banana?
q4745	v26414	c85057	6	Alright. I'm gonna go jump off a bridge now.
q4746	v31805	c140194	2	You can be Roman, and I'll be Gothic.
q4747	v5916	c16601	9	Oooooh noooo! This is the END OF THE LINE for you, my little terrorists!
q4748	v5916	c10433	3	Guess he's not just some internet tough guy...
q4749	v14908	c20324	4	Your pride seems to be having a very public battle with your actual feelings.
q4750	v38602	\N	6	Feeling the need to vomit while sporting an erection is a strange and confusing experience, one that i don't recommend.
q4751	v38602	\N	4	You've officially become the most interesting person I've met all week. And that should be an insult to both of us.
q4752	v18705	\N	1	Yes, I'd go so far as to say that breasts have conquered entire empires.
q4753	v53612	c121473	5	The ghost in this inn is not only evil and terrifying... IT'S ALSO A PERVERT!
q4756	v22505	c4665	7	I couldn't even last three minutes... and we're talkin' about me of all people! How?!
q4757	v30547	c62551	2	I'm sorry. I ruined the last good thing left in my life. I always do.
q4758	v21442	\N	3	CAN'T YOU SEE? YOU ARE THE VILLAIN OF THIS STORY. THE UNIVERSE IS ROOTING AGAINST YOU. GOD IS ROOTING AGAINST YOU.
q4759	v30547	c62551	2	Thanks for putting me back together...
q4760	v21442	c62551	5	I know we've killed a fuckton of children together... But, I think you just killed the fuckin' concept of childhood.
q4761	v30547	c62551	2	You poisoned my brain! You broke me. You ruined my life!
q4762	v21442	c62551	6	Don't talk to me or my old sport ever again.
q4763	v21442	\N	1	Let me tell ya... If I'm heartless and you're soulless... He's devil incarnate.
q4764	v21442	c62551	5	Well... What are you waiting for, old sport? Whip it out.
q4765	v21442	c62551	7	Me too, old sport! I love being a psychopath!
q4766	v21442	\N	6	He's 30% childhood-nightmares, 25% sharp edges, 20% daddy-issues, 40% sexual-tension and 50% pure rage.
q4767	v3161	c14524	8	Liking dogs doesn't mean I like having sex with them!
q4768	v2040	c735	13	Hey, hag... Just so you know, my strike zone's in between 15 and 28... Hags are super outside my range. Don't do anything weird.
q4769	v2040	c735	25	When I wanna pee, what's in front of me becomes a toilet.
q4770	v30	c4969	4	All life is equal. All living things are equally... worthless!
q4771	v30	c4970	1	The violence of words is no less than the violence of fists. This is what the Buddha teaches us.
q4772	v30	c4946	1	What, he has friends? Still, they seem to be pretty worthless, as friends go.
q4773	v30	c4970	2	An assassin and a monk— the perfect team. We are the Nirvana Express!
q4774	v30	c4956	1	In the end, people terrify you. You're frightened of human warmth. So, like a rabid dog, you do nothing but bare your fangs.
q4775	v55535	c151121	2	We're heading home. I'm thirsty and there's some used tampons with my name on it.
q4776	v31055	c102433	5	Are low-educated prison kids ordering me, a kindergarten graduate, around?
q4777	v31055	c99564	4	That's... dated... and wrong...! Filty... Eva... fan!
q4778	v33272	c107305	6	We can skip the ritual! Just get picking up little girl bits!!!
q4779	v17018	\N	6	I read because I can't read... I do it so I can learn, and become human.
q4780	v30547	\N	5	A gigantic, soulless, orange infant, 2 rotary phones, a sock puppet, the purple-muppet baby that the world tried to forget, and the Dog of Christmas Past.
q4781	v30547	c62551	2	In a way, this story is all about you... ...and since your life can't ever end, neither can the story.
q4782	v30547	c62551	4	Boy, oh boy! I feel absolutely...! ...nothing.
q4783	v30547	c62551	4	Why, pray tell, am I in a tycoon minigame sequence?
q4784	v30547	c62551	2	Please upgrade my organs, if you can. Because frankly, this liver is being held together with staples, at this point...
q4785	v9879	c5410	2	I'm disappointed in you, Philopon. You were the kind of person would say things like "you old hag, don't push yourself" when a woman over 30 tries to become a heroine.
q4786	v26721	\N	4	Put it back... Put... Put my heart back...
q4787	v29371	c104211	6	Thank you again for getting me out of the closet. Oh, I mean, the crate.
q4788	v55716	c151170	0	Oh crap... fell asleep at the computer again.
q4789	v2002	\N	9	But what does AIRHEAD mean? My English is shaky. Is she saying my head can fly or something?
q4790	v31055	\N	3	I keep shooting my male ammo, and people keep falling to the ground, their screams echoing in the air.
q4791	v21620	c66488	8	So long as I have love, farts are nothing to me.
q4792	v20472	\N	5	So stupid you were stupidly tricked into buying a stupidly huge gas tank, and then you just stored it on the shelf?
q4793	v21667	c71988	12	I'm the greatest clown the world has ever seen.
q4795	v27436	c87751	1	There isn't a minute to waste! Let's get to it! I've got panties you can eat right now!
q4796	v27436	c135076	3	...That's right. She's drinking underwear broth.
q4797	v27436	c135076	3	Yes, yes! That's the way to end that scene! We have to keep the ass-pissing!
q4798	v30547	c62551	2	Every night, for the rest of your life, you will suffer nightmares. You will remember every bad thing that has ever happened to you. Just know, that'll be me.
q4799	v30547	c62551	4	In the flesh! Or, whatever the scaly hide coverin' my body is made out of!
q4800	v21442	\N	5	There it is, lad! Lass? It? I dunno what you are. You're a walking atari sprite, I'm at least 35% sure that you don't even have genitals.
q4801	v22899	c71526	18	Eroge saves my life yet again.
q4802	v14908	c20324	10	This is the ultimate form of apology, created by the finest minds in all of Asia! DO! GE! ZA!
q4803	v26243	c65711	-3	"Hongou-san is an ideal wife."
q4804	v14908	c20322	2	I'm going to fill him with more lead than a pencil if we can't even join the race.
q4805	v26243	c65714	1	"It's so tasty, Azuma is tastier though."
q4806	v50416	c104902	0	すぇｄｒｆｔｙｂｈんｊｍｋｌｘｄｃｆｖぇ！？！？！？！？
q4807	v16032	c28300	6	Excuse me? Knee-high socks? That's some plebeian taste you've got there. What is she, a Catholic schoolgirl?
q4808	v16032	c28300	7	I do NOT want your poverty-stricken body! I'm saying you need to take off that filthy dress before you get in bed!
q4809	v16032	c28300	7	That's the point! It's sexy to see a woman shiver in the cold for the sake of fashion!
q4810	v22899	c71529	6	When it comes to assholes-how deep to go, where to push, and how to torture them...NOBODY KNOWS THAT STUFF BETTER THAN I DOOOOOOO!!
q4811	v24328	\N	2	I have to admit to being at a loss at how to respond to an "eheh" from the president.
q4812	v38602	c150103	0	Four on one?  Is it my birthday?
q4813	v38602	c150103	3	A city of rats in desperate need of a cat.
q4814	v38602	c150093	4	Oopsie~Poopsie!
q4815	v49859	\N	18	You look at the egg in front of you, and a profound sadness floods your heart.
q4816	v38602	c150091	0	The juice is not worth the squeeze.
q4817	v26796	c87338	2	…Did he just discover a new kink?
q4818	v17909	c94783	20	"I'm glad humans don't have to hunt for their food anymore..  I don't even know where Burgers live..."
q4819	v29371	c103180	4	Romance! Why do people always want more romance?!
q4820	v1474	\N	1	Regardless of the fact that she stabbed me and stole my memories, my desire to see her was genuine.
q4822	v21667	c71988	16	Presto! Penis Bridge is complete!
q4824	v18314	c48030	3	He's impressively bad with monotonous tasks, and he's so bad at taking care of himself that it's a wonder he's alive.
q4825	v434	c12785	19	You’re not just a creepy fucking pervert; you’re a creepy, *greedy* fucking pervert.
q4826	v24	\N	16	THEREFORE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, HE WANTED A LOT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW...!
q4827	v31055	c99589	12	I look forward to the day we meet... Kiryu Goro-chan!
q4828	v979	c19115	3	Great Marlin, my behind! What'll i do if my arse starts bleeding!?
q4829	v6540	c7821	7	It's like the whole world... is splattered with semen
q4830	v6540	c7821	19	I'M CUMMING WHILE I CUM!
q4831	v6540	c43551	7	It's said that a girl's vagina is tightest when they're on the verge of death
q4832	v23741	c71532	8	He exercised both foresight and his foreskin!
q4833	v29371	c104210	12	What's the fuss? Haven't you seen lesbians before?
q4834	v30835	c66487	8	What kind of crazy do you have to be to just sit there and chill while you shit all over a carpet?!
q4835	v30835	c66488	11	Don't talk about curry while I'm eating shit for lunch.
q4836	v30835	c66732	11	The thing about Trump is you can tell he's dumb just from his name. Looks like he wears a wig, too!
q4837	v2044	c2880	6	Oooh, what am I supposed to do with this raging cock of mine?!
q4838	v2043	c25632	-3	Oh, it came out cute. Maybe I'll become a manga artist, heheh
q4839	v28714	c99420	7	I'm on an urchin diet. I sea urchin, I eat it.
q4840	v28714	c99419	2	Do you have hair down there?
q4841	v28714	c99419	2	Do you like kids?
q4842	v28714	c99420	0	You have a sexy voice. Just my kind of voice.
q4843	v24620	c82647	8	Boobs... Slrrrp!!
q4844	v7302	c12530	-3	Shut up. You sound like you're getting off, you little slut. Or what, you want me to make you moan harder?
q4845	v8593	c21101	5	Alright, Jerry!  Let's bring back Tom & Jerry in a big way around here!!  BOOM!!
q4846	v36303	c128924	12	Of course I have mint chocolate chip, you fucking idiot.
q4847	v36303	c128915	1	The empty feeling lingers. Festers in my bones and gnaws at my daily tasks and habits.
q4848	v47013	c137830	6	I thought it was a nice looking wall so I inspected and look what I found! you're both looking so comfortable~~.
q4849	v31055	c99563	5	If a friend needs it, I would even kill my parents and give it to them
q4850	v19011	c83574	1	Doesn't "Mahou Shoujo" fit better?
q4851	v19011	c52838	1	It was the option that required the least amount  of sacrifices...
q4852	v19011	c52839	1	Sacrificing your life for the sake of another's?  It may look pretty in movies, but in reality you'd  only cause harm to those around you.
q4853	v19011	c52847	1	If the authorities cannot judge you, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PUNISHMENT!!!
q4854	v19011	c52846	1	Little Lady, I used to worry about if I'd still be breathing next day! Now, I'm having fun no matter what I'm doing!!
q4855	v17018	c29350	8	I've been called a pathological liar since I was young.
q4856	v29371	\N	9	Your hug deals 97 damage to your wife, crushing her body. Her guts spread on the floor and the whole room swells with the stinky smell of blood.
q4857	v28714	c99419	1	Why would I draw you naked?
q4858	v47013	c137829	3	Waa?! wait its just a crow.......
q4859	v945	c767	10	Stop. Stop it! I've long since stopped knowing what you're talking about. Ever since around the «feminist invasion».
q4860	v19373	c29	-1	WAAAH…!! I-it's the rap phenomenon! The rap phenomenon!
q4861	v47013	c137831	4	Why are you guys running damn it, i'm going to grill you for this!
q4862	v29139	c117110	0	Fucking in the bathroom every so often ain't bad at all.
q4863	v33272	c105012	4	I feel something I've never felt before from my non-existent butt.
q4864	v33272	c107305	8	A few of them asked if I was a pedophile or something, but this ephebophile takes his research seriously~!
q4865	v33272	c107304	4	In summary... There is perhaps no act more human than smoking in all the world.
q4866	v38602	c150091	1	"Hey, a good show with gunfights between people and monsters is coming on. One of those high-dramas with lots of twists, where unimportant stuff suddenly gets important."
q4867	v38602	c150091	4	Spooning leads to forking.
q4868	v38602	c150091	3	Busier than a one-legged man in an uphill ass-kicking contest.
q4869	v38602	c150091	1	You neko people have no sense of humor.
q4870	v38602	c150091	1	Why didn't I ever say anything? Seriously? She's gorgeous, and you were thinking with your boner.
q4871	v31055	c136067	7	People and penises are the same. If you shake them hard enough, something will come out.
q4872	v26987	c87053	3	It's impossible to look at the world from my own narrow viewpoint and grasp even a fragment of the life, the energy of all the people that make this world turn.
q4873	v17018	c31754	6	...But, a man falling inlove with another man... it's weird!!!
q4875	v55742	c151652	6	Losing is for fucking losers.
q4876	v55742	c151652	2	But this… watching mindless consumerism encouraged by corporate whims… This is how it should be. Nobody cares about me here, just as the world intended.
q4877	v36520	c143590	7	Is it a sales tactic? Like, 'Look, our arcade has a cute maid femboy on staff!'
q4878	v2045	c52689	1	If you can beat me in volleyball, I'll forgive you.
q4879	v17018	c29352	4	I have no interest in labels.
q4880	v3144	c3561	2	Keep your hands off my gold, old man!
q4881	v30835	c66487	6	The living world is a dream. The nocturnal dream is reality...
q4882	v36999	\N	2	Mom, lookie here, my penis
q4883	v9303	c131838	8	Eroge is my life. My lifeline. Life without eroge is the same as death.
q4884	v17018	c29350	13	He's seventy-percent weirdo and thirty-percent pervert, but...
q4885	v53855	c151642	2	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT'S GOT THE CUDDIWIEST WITTLE PAW PAAADS~ Squishy squish squish~
q4886	v26765	c86175	10	You've been cumming inside your five wives almost EVERY NIGHT.
q4887	v8593	c21091	5	(...Maid power, how terrifying...)
q4888	v165	c84	11	In your rough terms, you should not call me a random bastard, but a whore!
q4889	v54897	c150696	29	I mean, I'll puke for you right here, right now if you want me to.
q4890	v54897	c150822	5	Bring me a rich, nurturing biddie who'll give me all the chicken tendies I want!
q4891	v47162	c151767	0	Hey! You're casting a lot of disparaging assumptions for someone who wants to be my wife!
q4892	v47162	\N	0	Don't worry, ladies...I'll make sure your wedding night is just as sleazy as you obviously want it to be...!
q4893	v47162	c151781	0	You really saved our asses from having to talk to more than one person.
q4894	v47162	c151780	0	If I could be bothered to happy cry, I guess now would be the time.
q4895	v47162	c151767	0	Actually, you didn't really do much of anything for us, but we had a great time thanks to your misfortune!
q4896	v17018	\N	-2	His bony finger pressed against my most shameful area.
q4897	v28714	c99420	0	It's a Chinese cockroach.
q4898	v38602	c150091	2	"Calling Rat Patrol! Help! My best friend with three nekos saw a mouse! Code brown! We need fresh pants, stat!"
q4899	v38602	c150101	1	"You still haven't told me anything. She fell down and broke her crown? She swallowed a spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her?"
q4900	v54897	c150696	26	Why would you save my life just to make me kill myself?!
q4901	v54897	c150817	7	You'd better lock your door tonight, Nozomi. You wouldn't want this lech casting his splooge spell on you.
q4902	v22728	\N	9	When're you gonna graduate from Fucking Stupid University?
q4904	v54897	c150822	2	Damn it, my life sucks! Was I a panty thief in my previous life?
q4905	v54897	c150758	8	I was gonna go drop a deuce and hit the hay. Why? You wanna come watch?
q4906	v43986	c125324	3	Is it true that humans have super pathetic teeth?
q4907	v43986	c125327	2	I knew I was too smart to be just an octopus!!!
q4908	v43986	c125323	2	I'm not going to feed my family a talking boot!!!
q4909	v54897	c150817	15	Strip naked, get on your knees, and commit ritual suicide! I demand proper gratitude!
q4910	v54897	c150817	7	Pervert! Degenerate! Archmage of Immorality!
q4911	v2045	c52688	4	OOOOooooh!!!  I'm gonna fuck you!!  King of Leazas!!
q4912	v2045	c52709	4	I'll express my burning passion with the harmonica!!  Love love flaaaaaaaaaaash!!
q4913	v54897	c150818	12	In the end, you'll be naught but a skeleton, terrifying people with your eerie laugh and indecent requests to see young ladies' panties!
q4914	v54897	c150823	8	Weren't you always planning on eating this "child," though?
q4915	v54897	c150816	9	Do you guys have to talk about death and killing so much? I'm trying to eat.
q4916	v47162	c151775	2	Ahh...a meeting of two studs...life is worth living...
q4917	v47162	c151775	0	She's such a mess in the best way...the kind of woman you just want to make worse. Ahh...
q4918	v47162	c151774	0	If I fall on my ass, I loved you all dearly.
q4919	v47162	c151767	1	Geez...talk about a slow work day. I guess nobody feels like having sex today.
q4920	v54897	c150822	12	She just goes everywhere with that thing out! She's got me twisted up sexual style!
q4921	v7721	c37791	3	Better to be a genius who wets the bed than a smart, prim, perfect girl. It makes you endearing.
q4922	v684	c9902	3	I think it turned out pretty well... for an explanation that I just pulled out of my ass.
q4923	v54897	c150824	7	It's almost laughable how human garbage like me can produce poop every day.
q4924	v715	c10835	2	You've done a good job of fingering a criminal...
q4925	v17018	c29354	11	'Y-you were great last night' means you were great last night.
q4926	v28714	\N	5	I sure got a fat cock, don't I?
q4927	v28714	c99420	11	Y-you mean...kiss me and...take off your clothes and...f-freestyle rap for me!?
q4928	v28714	c99420	2	Milk and bread rolls~ Milk and bread rolls~
q4929	v28714	c99419	-2	Milk and bread rolls~ Milk and bread rolls
q4930	v7302	c12530	5	Don't ask if I'd rather eat shit or vomit when I'm having dessert. Goddamn.
q4931	v54897	c150817	8	What the hell?! What in the name of wealth inequality is going on here?!
q4932	v54897	c150825	20	Sneaking a key out of your ass while you're sleeping is child's play for someone like me.
q4933	v54897	c150819	6	Boys are always like this. They get horned up to the max.
q4934	v30925	c98660	11	I love flour-based food!
q4935	v30925	c98660	19	I love flour!!
q4936	v8593	c21091	14	Why... why...! Why did you have to die...!  You promised you'd crossdress again...!
q4937	v54897	c150825	-4	Don't you worry about a thing. I always have two or three schemes brewing at any given moment.
q4939	v21667	\N	6	a face not even a motherfucker could love
q4941	v21667	\N	15	So large was his phallus that he had difficulty entering buildings.
q4942	v21667	c71988	11	I'm a fountain of cum, as my member explodes with the power of a thousand ejaculations.
q4943	v5916	c16604	8	Hey, fuck you! Pretentious parrot motherfucker!
q4944	v5916	c10433	15	I mean, I always knew he was a manwhore, but I never knew he was that bad.
q4945	v54897	c150817	9	I can't possibly empathize or get immersed in the romance between two apes.
q4946	v14022	c735	10	Who the hell cleans a dick with a rag and soooap?!
q4947	v7302	\N	4	The judo team is a haven for nerds. One of my good friends practiced judo here when he was younger, and now he writes erotica!
q4948	v7302	c12530	5	Pure, natural breasts. Could they really be harboring the refreshing scent of mint? I need to know.
q4949	v28439	c127706	3	Part of the job of being a beautiful girl is to be resented by people who aren't pretty.
q4950	v10895	\N	12	What this dude says is hilarious. And pointless. More importantly, I really wanna cum.
q4951	v31262	c98073	0	Death of being free
q4952	v17012	c92962	1	Because I want to perceive and paint everything about sensei
q4953	v13631	c17297	6	Even the moon can't compete with the beauty of the curve of your chest
q4954	v1491	\N	2	Become LOVE
q4955	v2128	c132783	0	Because you've been ogling my boobs for a while now
q4956	v30925	c99747	31	But love is cruel, it only comes into existence once it is accepted by the other person.
q4957	v54897	c150819	23	Yeah! You know what they say- bad times don't last, but bad bitches do!
q4958	v12402	c73608	2	LE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!
q4959	v56076	\N	3	"We have one single fact to go upon 'that god exists,' and life is about what follows from it."
q4960	v56076	\N	3	"I don’t care what Shirley says, I’m going to buy as many souls as my grant can, and then some."
q4961	v11785	\N	8	Hahaha, not to brag about it, but I've never dated a woman!
q4962	v30925	c98660	13	Please send help! I'm being held captive by a pervert who claims to be a pervert!
q4963	v30925	c98656	41	It was incest.
q4964	v812	c4654	1	People can't change, they merely learned how to live smart. People can become stronger or smarter. It's form may alter depending on the environment or situation.
q4965	v2368	c4325	4	If you change yourself, then the world changes too. I think the simplest way to change the world is to change yourself.
q4966	v11569	c35407	0	"You think a loner who can't make friends, can get a girlfriend!?"
q4967	v24	\N	8	Basically, I, Lady Lambdadelta, am super-paper! Hohohohoh!
q4968	v24	\N	10	Looks delicious. Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich.
q4969	v24	\N	5	I'll show you just how lukewarm the hell you came from is.
q4970	v24	\N	7	That feeling, like unexpectedly stubbing your little toe on the corner of a cabinet. ...Yes, this is why furniture can be frightening!
q4971	v24	\N	6	Until 13 people die, they can spend their time as they like. If that's too boring, then they can wonder about whether 6x9=42, or something!!
q4972	v3161	c14527	5	Why are you having a staring contest with your penis?
q4973	v51923	c140293	1	it's not an obesession, but if i may say so myself, it's a fetish.
q4974	v264	\N	1	Since the spring break started, the time I get up is receding like an old man's balding head.
q4975	v5127	c4608	4	But if you want to feel good about yourself, won't it be quicker and easer if you just mix a little 'something' nice in your drink?
q4976	v5127	c4609	3	...Tch! You're trash with seaweed for hair.
q4977	v10792	c10087	1	Two half-cooked mackerels were chopped - more like dismembered - into small pieces, swimming in a soup with mayonnaise and cream cheese.
q4978	v18641	c58354	4	That strumpet-whelped, son of a fish-mongering, thrice-cursed tramp's used horse merchant's dog...!
q4979	v18641	c89480	4	The God of War. Dragon of Echigo. Battle-Hungry Savant. He Whom Arrows Fear to Strike. Man of Questionable Mental Health.
q4980	v19654	\N	2	A man can do little to resist explosive boobs.
q4981	v19654	c64207	4	You talked to our toilet. I remember it clearly.
q4982	v54897	c150699	11	Pffft, fine... I'll just have to make do with godmodding through New Game Plus.
q4983	v22783	c73018	-1	Just like him, you mean, he has no vitality and might kill himself?
q4984	v54897	c150825	10	Oh, Takumi, I'll come for you anytime.
q4985	v254	c26829	7	What did you say? E-jack-you-lay-shun?
q4986	v54897	c150824	9	If I could ask for anything, I wouldn't mind some human rights. Of course, I'd have to start resembling an actual human being first...
q4987	v22783	c73019	3	Aghhh, ya know, the only reason to live is music and booze!
q4988	v5295	c17821	2	I'm not going to punch you! I'm just going to let five knuckles visit your face!
q4989	v41412	\N	4	Sure enough, only Asperger can understand Asperger.
q4990	v45894	c128196	3	I found it ridiculous that the only way to achieve true justice was to tread the path of evil.
q4991	v29842	c98812	5	I've been getting annoyed at how you' ve handled your balls.
q4992	v31083	c104362	1	Shut up! It's been so long since I appeared that I forgot my character setting!
q4993	v19545	c16861	1	I pray for the happiness of all those who have ever seen as me as friend.
q4994	v25418	\N	4	Humans aren't humans because they're free, but because they can resist.
q4995	v23751	\N	1	No I'm not dumb, I'm just not smart enough.
q4997	v36	c9990	12	I sold my soul for a watermelon.
q4998	v13	c6648	4	WHY?! WHY?! WHY ISN'T IT THEEEEEEEERE?!?!?!
q4999	v23293	c123534	2	Chihaya, if you’re going to look at me with those pitying eyes, don’t nod and agree. I’d rather you just verbally abuse me.
q5001	v54897	c150825	17	Don't worry about that. I'm really good at ramming stuff in holes that look like they'd be too small to fit.
q5003	v3112	c17599	3	I might...get wet.
q5004	v8701	\N	3	I know. I'll call them the Burdock Brigade! It's burdock day.
q5005	v473	c36815	8	Hahaha, I can't see even if you don't cover my eyes.
q5006	v15080	c32325	3	Hang on, you can't go around touching just any old suspicious sand-arse you see.
q5007	v12518	\N	7	A youkai is here because I masturbate.
q5008	v35894	c138885	10	Hey! Come on! Make me pregnant!! Big brother!!
q5009	v3144	c3561	13	Yeah. The three principles that you don't understand. Work, courage, and fucking courage!
q5010	v15080	c32325	3	Ah, I get you.  It's a bit like carrying around one of your missus' pubes around in a locket.
q5011	v729	c3137	0	What if, instead, I offered you a posiiton in my "Scholastic Society for the Increased Speed of Sexing Baby Chicks"? I'm sure you'll be a natural sexer Senpai!
q5012	v46969	\N	2	Shit, my head hurts like it was put through meat grinder, sewn together and then eaten by a cow...
q5013	v8055	c4792	-1	If you looked like a monster, you wouldn't be able to attend class everyday! You would've been reported a long time ago.
q5014	v8055	c4792	-1	From now own I will be known as... The useless ex-assistant, Yukina Kudou.
q5015	v13	c6658	3	I don't know anything about this DID or whatever, and I don't care!
q5016	v30925	c98653	32	I can't feel this shitty little dick at all...!
q5017	v30925	c98653	30	Pervert! Freak! Eek... Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
q5018	v19011	c152387	1	If your heart's gone, you can just make a new one.
q5019	v19011	c152387	1	Maybe we haven't yet been able to make you think  of us as a real family, but I already think of you as my daughter.
q5020	v19011	c52838	1	I promised I would fight if something really happened.
q5021	v19011	c52843	2	It's really hard to be a heroine of justice, isn't it? You gotta make sure you defeat the bad guy, but without destroyin' the city in the process.
q5022	v19011	c83579	0	I'm putting myself out for this city... I can't believe no one understands me.....
q5023	v9879	c5400	7	You're crazy, man. That's like telling Picasso not to play piano.
q5024	v13666	c34598	18	My likes include pretty girls, my hobby is appreciating pretty girls, my taste in women is pretty girls, and my #1 weakness is pretty girls.
q5025	v19192	c48256	8	I never knew assholes had so much strength...
q5026	v33272	c107305	4	It's all about the money! Cash solves everything! Money is power!!
q5027	v30925	c98660	10	Isn't it nicer than a penis?
q5028	v30925	c98660	8	We won't get in trouble for walking around naked!
q5029	v777	c6173	2	Stone. Cold. Aoko.
q5030	v47565	c152434	1	And I'd rather be an idiot than a cop.
q5031	v47565	c152432	1	And you're saying there are cops that aren't idiots?
q5032	v47565	c152432	3	There's only so long you can act like a clown before you join the circus.
q5033	v562	c33065	-27	The limits of my world are the limits of my world
q5034	v20431	c35358	17	Go, Hero. Run, Hero. You are the hero I believed in. And I am the hero you believed in. Our incomplete brushes will fill this world with color.
q5035	v21441	c62551	0	WHY, HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT!
q5036	v54897	c150706	12	It's amazing...! It's like I've evolved from a little sister to a big sister!
q5037	v68	c3790	26	Nipah~
q5038	v56148	\N	18	Is that why maid outfits are so long...? Surely it's not because all maids have a penis...
q5039	v56148	\N	13	What do you think you're doing getting turned on during STANDARD ROUTINE MAID INSPECTION?!
q5040	v7679	c6619	3	I know how babies are made, but I don't really know how to fall in love with someone.
q5041	v4	c476	3	I hate this town
q5042	v20042	\N	1	It seems that he didn't take a shit of what I said.
q5043	v30925	c98656	2	There is a saying: On the path chosen to escape fate, you end up meeting it again.
q5044	v19471	c76746	0	But... well, forgive the metaphor, but everything wilts when hiding from the sun.
q5045	v19471	c76746	1	It wouldn't be murder. It would be a tragic reaction to being snuck up on while well-armed.
q5046	v19011	c83578	2	It is not about where you are now, but about how far you can reach. Would it not be better to strive for greater heights?
q5047	v19011	c52845	1	I get that there are those who think that it's not worth devoting your efforts to something you're not good at... But don't expect me to agree with them.
q5048	v19011	c83573	1	Fufufu, so many things could be done to us under the cover of darkness....
q5049	v19011	c83573	1	Are they doing erotic experiments with Chiyo-senpai? That's what I wanna know the most～!
q5050	v19011	c83573	3	(..... So petite and cute... I wanna tie her up!)
q5051	v15080	c32217	4	For men, boobs are the cure for everything! Nnghph!
q5052	v18344	c37592	3	Now like, stick that quantum harminzor into Iris's photonic resonance chamber.
q5053	v434	c12787	33	I think I’ll crush your windpipe. Then I’ll rape your corpse.
q5054	v19011	c83579	1	There are people in this world who would pick on you even for the smallest trifle.
q5055	v19011	c83587	1	In a real fight, you keep goin' until one of you breaks in body or spirit. And I'm not gonna break!!
q5056	v11	c41	15	Hey Emiya, I showed you mine, so show me yours!
q5057	v51677	c152612	0	As if being a werewolf wasn't bad enough. Do you really need to be a liar too?
q5058	v51677	c152612	0	I guess you're more appealing when you can't answer back.
q5059	v721	\N	7	Please answer my prayers. Please give me the winning numbers to next week's lottery. Please make me immune to AIDS so I can screw around without fear.
q5060	v17763	c20884	13	What the hell is with this potato?! The skin ain't peeling off! You freakin' phimosis-y potatoooooo!!
q5061	v49176	c152338	0	You need to kiss a fairy daily or we die.
q5062	v55851	c152568	-3	Jk, not that, gottem. I use comedy as a coping mechanism. Sorry lol.
q5063	v22726	c68618	3	Sorry if we startled you. It wasn't our intent to show you how beautiful we look even without our clothes on.
q5064	v30925	c98656	12	Why won't you let me be a good person? Why... won't you let me love you properly?
q5065	v30925	c99747	3	I'm the big brother!
q5066	v30925	c98656	-7	His black hair shone brightly, almost like a beautiful beast.
q5067	v15080	\N	2	My weewee feels weird...
q5068	v10957	c11598	4	"I can't take this cold anymore...I underestimated Greenland...!"
q5069	v55774	c151341	4	'Homogeneous solution?' I'm not gay.
q5070	v55774	c151344	2	Ronnie's a tough girl Linc, you've got good taste. Of course you'd like the girl who reminds you of your favorite sister.
q5071	v55774	c151437	3	Oh trust me, Lincoln, you're not gonna scare a Latina off with some siscon roleplay.
q5072	v30925	c98652	19	If I'm your destined one, will you save me?
q5073	v30925	c98652	-3	Why? Even though everything I did was for you?
q5074	v19772	c152783	0	Bring Pony to China!
q5075	v54897	c150818	12	I had a spectacular bowel movement this morning. It was truly wonderful...
q5076	v2043	c735	13	She's a kid, but she's still a girl... She's small, but she should still have a hole.
q5077	v1484	c56085	6	What ARE you? You have such a strange apparatus under there! You're a pee maniac, aren't you?
q5078	v19192	\N	8	My dick was dying.
q5079	v21667	c71988	9	Connected through their wings, they are together as one, and neither can fly without the other. Just like us.
q5080	v54897	c150699	15	I'm so sick of this lame tower defense game... I want us to kill each other...
q5081	v751	c267	5	Wanna go for a piss together, Yoshino?
q5082	v751	c267	4	Where're the mosaics when you need them?!
q5083	v751	c6289	5	I can't believe you! You can kiss my route goodbye!
q5084	v751	c11222	3	Maybe you can strengthen your glutes and propel yourself with the power of your farts.
q5085	v5922	c4102	5	You see? That's the beauty of being me, Sir—I have never dug myself a hole that the devil himself hasn't tossed me out of.
q5086	v28576	c98434	7	So it's like that thing, right...? A meme.
q5087	v21667	\N	7	God it feels so good I love cumming floor-fucking is the best!
q5088	v1552	\N	3	I get a complicated feeling, somewhere between trying to defuse a bomb and trying to undo a bra.
q5089	v1427	c52689	6	Now, should I put my foot or my dick into this hole in the door...
q5090	v21667	\N	15	SECXUMORGASEJACULPLEASSEXFEELGODRGASMCOCKSEX
q5091	v52777	c142336	6	There’s a certain breed of idiot always in a rush. I call ‘em the Rushians.
q5092	v52777	c142329	2	The more they talk, the more I realize — I understand nothing.
q5093	v40520	c120154	0	From now on, I will accept everything about you too. I will let myself go with the flow. We're going to the same destination, after all. And I leave the timing to you.
q5094	v55078	\N	4	The truth has an ever-shifting nature.
q5095	v12177	c11230	4	W-what's "yaoi"?
q5096	v23393	\N	1	I don't think I'm doing anything bad, but I'm not doing anything good either.
q5097	v29300	c102744	8	He-he. I know what you're thinking. I have no idea what you're thinking.
q5098	v29300	c102744	8	If that's not a dick, it scares me!
q5099	v29300	c102746	8	I'm not a sow! I'm a special forces paratrooper!
q5100	v29300	c102746	5	Cum all over my pussy with your horny stick!
q5101	v29300	c102744	2	Break me, break me, break me with your dick!
q5102	v19073	c44770	3	Stop arguing and sleep with me already, Master!
q5103	v54897	c150818	12	Y-Your hand...in their anus, you say...?!
q5104	v30925	c98656	24	This is the first time I've ever seen a man with a larger penis than mine.
q5105	v53456	c144569	2	Sweetheart, help me! A mammoth has sat on me!
q5106	v53456	c144566	-2	What? What about sex? I mean, people invented it.
q5107	v53456	c144576	2	Don't be silly! He only needs peace and girls.
q5108	v53456	c152247	3	Mother! I'm Isobel! And I've waited for a man like this for 345 years.
q5109	v53456	c144566	-2	Ho! And we haven't even had sex yet, and you already want to get married?
q5110	v21667	\N	5	P.S. The password is "fappityfapfreak"
q5111	v22850	\N	4	You watch too much Eastern Alternian pornography.
q5112	v21667	c70095	10	Man... doesn't this classroom reek of cum?
q5113	v311	c33403	3	Eh, well, lust is like hunger and exhaustion. You gotta eat, you gotta sleep, and you gotta do what your dick demands. There's no way around it.
q5114	v40653	\N	9	Yo this skibidi toilet shit chicken pussy! so good
q5115	v53456	c144566	2	Take off your crosses! God doesn’t need to see how we have fun.
q5116	v53456	c144576	2	A ring. You’re on your knees. When can I wake up?
q5117	v54897	c150761	9	Dammit! Their powers are boiling my piss!
q5118	v54278	c147161	1	One small step for nerd. One giant leap for Geek kind.
q5119	v43912	c151967	0	You're like a babe... You know nothing Mr. Jack!
q5120	v43912	c151945	3	How is my Suave Demon Slayer prince? RAAWWR!
q5121	v30662	c120486	3	Rituals? Is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
q5122	v30662	c120487	1	Our relationship is shepherd and livestock, as we set pace to the slaughterhouse.
q5123	v30662	c109018	4	Did you really think you were going to date two outer gods and get away with it?
q5124	v31469	c103300	7	I said "news" not "nudes"!
q5125	v49651	c139022	0	Well hey there, sugar. That's one fine-lookin' butt you got- how 'bout I suck it a lil'?
q5126	v29300	\N	6	You know, I've been thinking this for a long while now, but you're seriously one of the dumbest bitches I've ever seen. Like, really, how do you even function?
q5127	v334	c13607	7	This diaper makes me a total chick magnet, I'll have you know!!
q5128	v55234	c152994	0	It's soo.. phallic
q5129	v55234	c153027	5	Do they think I'm stupid? I've played a hundred eroges before.. this situation is supeeer familiar.
q5130	v56434	c153072	0	MMA? Like Moron Manchild Awards? In that case, you ARE in shape.
q5131	v3161	c14526	5	Apparently she had so much sex with the dogs that even the dogs eventually got sick of her.
q5132	v56434	c153065	0	Gimme a break. I can't decide if I'm gonna die from heatstroke or dehydration.
q5133	v56434	c153071	0	You and I are gonna be good bros; I can feel it in my boner.
q5134	v53037	c152807	0	"She's pretty, I get it. Pretty people are scary."
q5135	v9124	c6964	2	Your disease is... umm, being a virgin?
q5136	v22899	c71526	16	Here's something I'd like to shout from the rooftops: itty-bitty tiny titties are NOT just an inferior variant of the boing-boing bouncy big bikini variety.
q5137	v22505	c4655	27	If Misumi-kun wanted to fuck me in the ass right then, I probably wouldn't have been able to say no.
q5138	v22505	c4655	9	I tried to think harder, but my head started hurting again, so there was nothing to do but go back to the computer.
q5139	v54897	c152017	7	I will bend you over until I can reach two hands up your gaping asshole and CLAP!
q5140	v21852	c64303	7	Being alive means that even if you do nothing wrong, sometimes horrible things will happen to you.
q5141	v19444	c54677	4	So what? Nothing wrong with a man being in love with his little sister.
q5142	v56434	c153071	0	I'm Edman.
q5143	v56434	c153071	0	SHOW ME THE TITTIES, EMO GIRL!
q5144	v56434	c153066	0	He had this big bulge in his pants, so I touched him to wake him up...
q5145	v56434	c153069	0	Oh, so you actually came... And you got here really fast. Were you that afraid for me? You're making me blush, Lancelot!
q5146	v56434	c153067	0	Your scent is everywhere... I can sense the fragrance of a young spirit - aroused and intrigued.
q5147	v30662	c153142	6	3D women are fine, but fourth dimensional girls with non-euclidean geometry are smokin' hot! They've got curves I can literally get lost in.
q5148	v4806	c713	2	For some reason, expressing thanks to me for not wearing underwear gives me an awfully complicated feeling.
q5149	v4037	c40316	3	So cute. I wanted to pet her. Hold her. And cum in her.
q5150	v16339	c30653	1	Huh... yeah, ok. You do you, Neymar.
q5151	v2016	c17147	45	As a healthy adult male, I appreciate any opportunity for female contact.
q5152	v56434	c153065	0	Another day without any broken limbs, what a good day!
q5153	v56434	c153070	0	You are cute, wanna be in my team?
q5154	v56434	c153067	0	I can't help but notice that you brought presents for everyone - except me, peasant!
q5155	v56434	c153067	0	My bats are cooler.
q5156	v56462	c152962	2	Haha! What power! How does he bang his wives!? Just imagine, Lady Mio.
q5157	v54897	c150821	12	Hope? You've gotta be kidding me. This is more like... despair.
q5158	v3144	c3565	9	"Since you're this cute, we've definitely got to take on that skullfuck thing someday so I can try birthing you!"
q5159	v21667	\N	7	Look, I've got dicks growing from my hair and armpits now!
q5160	v33369	c153257	1	You guys are great help. I don't know, I don't care. If I ever open my own restaurant, that's what I'm going to name it.
q5161	v33369	c153253	2	Hum, titties and beer!
q5162	v33369	c153253	1	Gentlemen don't cum and tell.
q5163	v33369	c153259	2	Sugar Booger, the only thang hotter than that there fire is you!
q5164	v33369	c153253	3	Challenge accepted! Since I officially became a vegan tonight, I'm going to toss your salad.
q5165	v18162	c50907	2	I'm not an idiot policeman, I'm an idiot son!
q5166	v51122	\N	6	Inhale, exhale. I can clearly feel my uterus trembling. Inhale, exhale. Poor, pitiful uterus of mine. It's okay, I'll protect you.
q5167	v1552	c5103	2	"Being touched by perverted male slime, I'll probably end up pregnant!"
q5168	v54897	c150817	8	I'm going to call my father and have him nuke that spaceship!
q5169	v1076	c17377	8	"It's a corpse, a corpse! No matter how beautiful it is, there's no way I can be aroused by that!"
q5170	v33369	c153304	2	Oh, mijo! It looks like your pipe is leaking.
q5171	v33369	c153258	2	Half-pint! I prefer to be called Pocket Hottie.
q5172	v33369	c153253	2	You do have a killer Whooty.
q5173	v33369	c153289	1	I'd be glad to open up for you and take your deposits.
q5174	v33369	c153253	1	Older women have many things going for them. They don't tell, they don't swell, and they appreciate it like hell!
q5175	v19035	c94242	4	You have your mother's good looks, and yet your body looks like roadkill. Hideous.
q5176	v54897	c150822	21	Even my dad doesn't hit me! I mean, how could he, I've never met the guy.
q5177	v7302	c12530	5	Why don’t you go home and rub your cooch instead of sitting here and bitching endlessly?
q5178	v7302	c12530	4	Now get away from me before I grope you.
q5179	v1564	\N	5	Even a puny old lady can sometimes look sexy.
q5180	v1564	\N	14	Homo! Homo homo homo homo homo homo, homo!!
q5181	v16208	c29633	4	If she wants to change her personality, perhaps she should join a cult, or allow a mad scientist to brainwash her.
q5182	v1299	c74846	1	People who really have cold hearts don't think about things like that.
q5183	v16658	c35318	8	''Excuse me! I am a bit slow in the head, so could you please reword it in a more mentally challenged friendly way?!''
q5184	v33369	c153258	1	Isn't it a little late to convince me you're smart?
q5185	v33369	c153317	0	Si. You fight like El Diablo.
q5186	v33369	c153307	2	I propose we finish up our workout with some cardio. As in, fuck me with that big cock of yours, Ryker.
q5187	v33369	c153258	0	If that's supposed to scare me it won't. I like a good spanking every now and then.
q5188	v33369	c153258	0	*Phffff* Don't give me that Mr. Innocent act...
q5190	v19850	c51098	5	I had to wonder if he was okay. Like, in his head.
q5191	v9093	c9335	5	Cell phones and text messages aren't useful things. I think they're evil tools that restrain people.
q5192	v19850	c51094	3	All work and no cookie makes Nayuta a hungry boy!
q5193	v1467	\N	4	Now it’s time for Revenge Part Deux—Revenge: The Return!
q5194	v33369	c153308	4	What do I think about anal? I think it's a pain in the ass!
q5195	v33369	c153257	2	Hey! No pouting or there'll be no partyin' in my pooper, sick boy.
q5196	v33369	c153315	0	Why are you looking at me like I'm on the menu?
q5197	v33369	c153412	2	Not with me, cowboy. No putt, no butt...
q5198	v33369	c153364	2	That's perfect! We can sample each other's meat.
q5199	v211	c325	13	Sorry for being on the cute side of disgusting.
q5200	v211	c410	7	Sex is a pain in the ass, but I just love that ass...
q5201	v16208	c29633	6	Then, as your sister, I could always play at being your bitch.
q5202	v33369	c153253	1	A weak spot or a wet spot?
q5203	v33369	c153358	3	Thankfully, the elderly Yakuza boss I was given to, had a withered staff that waved like a slender reed in a spring breeze.
q5204	v33369	c153253	2	I remember my old man saying there's never a perfect time to have a kid. Then again, he nicknamed me busted rubber...
q5205	v33369	c153358	1	*Hehe* I have been called many things, but never a canvas.
q5206	v33369	c153258	1	You smell like pussy...
q5207	v1564	\N	10	Are you some kind of alien from a planet where it's normal to attack and rape your own friends!?
q5208	v53037	c152809	0	"Why did it have to be an idol club, couldn't it be the carpentry club or something?"
q5209	v499	c70166	6	S-Sometimes when you're looking at stars, you need to be tied up!
q5210	v12736	c46451	2	Am I just keep on yep.
q5211	v19011	c52843	2	(I'm not in elementary school anymore, so the swimsuit should be white～ and at least show some skin so I can get a boyfriend quicker.)
q5212	v19011	c52852	2	Having a noble purpose is not essential. Simple words and mere good behavior can be misleading. It is your actions that speak for you.
q5213	v19011	c83576	2	Let's see, "Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems". Silly Lily, I think we've got a hopeless case!! I can't understand a word of this title!!!!
q5214	v19011	c52845	5	Gosh, this weed really hits home....
q5215	v33369	c153258	2	That's fucking awesome! I'm going to spank people's asses and get paid to do it!
q5216	v33369	c153253	2	Head Mistress, I like the sound of that! That means you'll be the one giving me head, right?
q5217	v33369	c153391	0	That's unexpected. Ryker is a man that can do things with his hands.
q5218	v33369	c153411	1	It's one of the perks of being old and not giving a fuck.
q5219	v33369	c153364	2	*Hmph* Don't tease me, butthole, or I'll suck my thumb instead of your thingy!
q5220	v5154	c576	7	My, the gang's all here. A heroin party, is it?
q5221	v734	c87821	7	She teaches me manners, she plays with me, and she lets me drink her piss as a reward
q5222	v36	c9995	4	Yep, bumhole.
q5223	v36	c9993	2	...Rice tastes good... When you're feeling happy.
q5224	v9124	c6967	2	I check my phone to see white panties displayed on the screen.
q5225	v9124	c6967	1	So she watched porn starring an actress that looked like her?
q5226	v55459	c150736	0	Everything...would play out to be just a dream...as if...it's a lie from an April Fool's joke...
q5227	v51548	c152281	6	Sometimes I miss that innocent time before I discovered Omegaverse.
q5228	v33369	c153365	0	He said he was full but look at him eating us up with his eyes.
q5229	v33369	c153514	0	Sorry, to break up your bromance, but it's my turn for a hug.
q5230	v33369	c153307	2	Hey, I'm not a cheap date! You have to wine me and dine me before you can sixty-nine me!
q5231	v33369	c153258	0	The only sex toy I need is between your legs.
q5232	v33369	c153412	2	Little Fun? That's a strange name for your cock, because it doesn't feel that little.
q5233	v1552	c5094	4	"Waah! Let the torture begin! I've never seen waterboarding before! I'm so excited!"
q5234	v46	\N	2	Don’t think. Feel it. Hide your crotch with a towel.
q5235	v46	\N	0	Woah, you’re like a sea turtle.
q5236	v31055	c101058	6	Trust people you don't mind being lied to by. Because then, you're fine either way.
q5237	v14705	\N	5	It does feel good, but that doesn't mean I enjoy them trying to turn my dick into a balloon.
q5239	v1056	c4412	4	'He's livin' la vida loca!'
q5240	v33369	c153253	0	I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. But for you sexy, it will only cost you a kiss.
q5241	v33369	c153258	2	I'm going to bed. Sex will start in five minutes. If you want in on it, have your cock over there.
q5242	v33369	c153307	1	Speaking of epic. That's some epic wood you're sporting there.
q5243	v33369	c153257	0	Darlin', are gonna stand there with your mouth open, or are you gonna invite me in?
q5244	v33369	c153308	1	I thought you'd say something cheesy like, "Release the Kraken!"
q5245	v499	c70164	0	Firefolk. Slayers of the Light Hunters and defenders of the night. And...
q5246	v5834	c1792	7	God I love mosaics.
q5247	v1333	c6600	9	When you catch a cold, it's common sense to put green onions into your butt.
q5248	v1333	c6601	10	I hate men. They're hairy, clumpy, smelly and disgusting. I prefer women.
q5249	v18852	c45358	2	"A wise man once said: far better to know not and know that you know not than to know not and know not that you know not."
q5250	v33369	c153462	0	I'm not bothered or intimidated by you having other girls. If anything, they should be intimidated by me!
q5251	v33369	c153449	1	Leelee, the universal truth is, men like boobs! Most men don't care what size or shape they are.
q5252	v33369	c153253	1	Let me get this straight, they will pay you to have me fuck their wives, while they watch?
q5253	v33369	c153365	3	Gee, thanks! I always wanted to look like a glazed doughnut!
q5254	v33369	c153412	3	Granny taught me that "A hard dick has no conscience".
q5256	v14759	c24982	4	I'm thankful. To show my gratitude, I will kick you.
q5257	v46	\N	6	Telling a girl who just peed on the floor about an urination fetishism isn’t sweet, it’s dumb.
q5258	v46	\N	6	Yusuke and Arisa don’t realize the director just came in his own mouth, nor do they care.
q5259	v4028	c4997	3	My heart fills with joy as i pound her like mochi
q5260	v52060	c140602	0	What? You’re cutting our embrace short because of a little odor of blood and guts?
q5261	v52060	c148257	0	T-Take that back! My legs are juicy! Y-You have skinny legs!
q5262	v52060	c140636	0	Ohhh... where are we *hic!* lassie? Ye kidnapped ol' Borri from his - *hic!* ale...
q5263	v52060	c140661	0	A fire to warm our butts in our time of need. Simple pleasures like that can mean a lot. *Giggles*
q5264	v52060	c148256	0	You mainlanders have weird sayings... why would someone stone two birds?
q5265	v2047	\N	1	The man's soul reached the afterlife before his dick reached orgasm.
q5266	v6985	c735	12	But incest's no good. Ya can't do it. That shit's for deviants.
q5267	v52060	c140602	0	I think I'll survive you using my face as a support for your ass.
q5268	v52060	c141718	0	I was born curious! That’s why I chose my profession. At least, I think that's why...
q5269	v52060	c148255	0	I should very much like to sit on your handsome face... and let my flower bloom into your mouth, my hero.
q5270	v52060	c140604	0	I can’t believe you guys are making me excited about sweating...
q5271	v52060	c148257	0	Your spear is mighty... I look forward to being hunted by it.
q5272	v33272	c107304	5	Tsukishiro... You fool... You allowed the use of cucumbers?!
q5273	v7771	c12978	29	The proof of my violently shifting emotions is inside my underwear.
q5274	v7771	c12973	29	Itadakimasu, you piece of shit fraud.
q5275	v38602	\N	0	"SHUT UP, BRAIN!"
q5276	v38602	\N	2	"The source of the problem seemed to be a woman. Or at least, woman-shaped."
q5277	v33369	c153258	0	She'd be like a lamb being led to slaughter going to university completely clueless about men.
q5278	v33369	c153391	2	My pussy runs like Niagara Falls when I'm really horny.
q5279	v33369	c153253	0	Maybe if I turn on the charm?
q5280	v33369	c153253	1	All this talk about boobs is making me thirsty. I'm ready for a beer.
q5281	v33369	c153411	2	Looking at you, I figured you'd have dicks for fingers.
q5282	v36	c9994	4	You stuck it up Michiru's nostrils. Struck it up just like that!
q5283	v1564	\N	-2	Is it impossible for a Lucky Dog to become the boss of the Mad Dog...?
q5284	v10632	c27388	3	That ain't enough! Do the voice acting too! Sing the opening theme! When it gets a live-action adaptation, play the protagonist! And do it all for free!!
q5285	v10632	c27352	0	...I simply don't understand why one would be so overjoyed at the thought of being punished.
q5286	v10632	c27383	2	If I'm a perverted ero lolicon, then you, Takuto, are a perverted ero lolicon with a beard.
q5287	v47013	c141111	3	I never thought I'd hear anyone say a line like that in real life…! I'll gladly obey! Please carve all sorts of things into me!
q5288	v47013	c137832	12	...Is now really the time to be asking that question? Well, I'll answer anyway. I like big-breasted oneesans.
q5289	v1564	\N	1	It was the first time in my life that I had a facial cumshot on myself.
q5290	v27448	c89232	3	Tsk, 'useless'? Sexiness is born of excess, you know.
q5291	v17263	c34557	1	If you don't do something, you might end up raping that innocent little girl... is that what you're saying?
q5292	v17263	c34557	1	Hmph! Really? So you're okay with me being kissed and groped by my boyfriend?
q5293	v17263	c34557	2	You're really a pervert, aren't you. It can't be helped... Guess I'll have to take one for the team as your childhood friend.
q5294	v17642	c735	18	I like doing it, but I don’t like when it’s done to me. Rape is what vicious villains do!
q5295	v17642	c97243	10	I don’t care if they’re men or women. They all get dicking either way
q5296	v17642	\N	10	No way I’ll die. I’ve already decided that I’m gonna die having sex with a bombshell babe.
q5297	v17642	c735	4	What it’s just Maria’s ass?, No wonder it’s so huge
q5298	v17642	\N	5	King Rance eh…? That would be one brutal king…
q5299	v23741	\N	4	Linking the act of masturbation to an enemy's face makes it easier to get an erection when you encounter them, something that has an intimidating effect.
q5300	v56821	c153776	3	8:30 a.m. in the morning, I am confronting a boner- I am confronting a boner that has good taste in fragrances at my work.
q5301	v211	c400	1	What the hell?! You've got almost no redeeming qualities!
q5302	v56676	c153650	0	But aren't you worried that I might be a gold-digger Professor?! You want me to move in to your apartment? Marriage?
q5303	v54554	c148150	0	Not for vengeance. No. That's not what this is. IT WILL BE JUSTICE!
q5304	v54554	c148167	0	She thinks one man should... Well... That the more women a man has... The better...
q5305	v36100	c109333	1	I get that I'm super cool and all, but like, come on! I thought we were friends? Buddies? Muchachos? Like two beans in a pot?
q5306	v47837	c153724	4	Do you want Momma to help you with math? We may consider the magic number 69.
q5307	v21092	\N	3	Man, if he’s this intense ‘just doing his job’, I feel sorry for his boyfriends…
q5309	v2002	c6493	4	B-by the way, was your mother cute? Request petite girl with cute face and big boobs.
q5310	v1564	\N	2	Pretend it's a virgin's pussy and go in gently and carefully.
q5311	v1564	\N	1	Being a virgin is boring, isn't it?
q5312	v33369	c153391	2	You're not one of my simps, I promise I'll never blue-ball you on purpose.
q5313	v33369	c153463	2	This piece of shit threatened me with his BBC. I'm going to cut it off and throw it to the strays.
q5314	v33369	c153253	4	My daddy used to say, "Better to be pissed off, than pissed on".
q5315	v33369	c153316	1	You're not a SILF anymore. I like my girls much younger...
q5316	v33369	c153307	1	These are the only weapons I have. A pair of 38's!
q5317	v96	c2363	0	We're all underage here, so alcohol's obviously illegal for us. {Criminal} practices strict discipline.
q5318	v96	c2373	2	Why can't LEM call him 'Onii-chan'? Was that decided by the Geneva Convention?
q5319	v96	c2363	1	There it is! Ko-chan's secret move! Fence-Sitting!!
q5320	v96	c1164	-1	Pizza Pizza Pizza! I wanna eat some Pizza Hot pizza!
q5321	v96	c1161	1	It must be something rather difficult to ask this late in the game. Incidentally, if it's about my measurements-
q5322	v55742	c151652	3	There is no distance greater in the universe than the infinite chasm that separates one person from another.
q5323	v562	c33065	10	It’s not that its all bad. If it really were all bad, we wouldn’t be suffering. We suffer because its not all bad. We suffer because we still have something going for us.
q5324	v562	c33065	1	Because you don’t realize things are going well. You start thinking this is normal. But it’s not. A life that sparkles—
q5325	v562	c33065	4	"An artwork is something seen under the aspect of eternity. And a good life is a world seen under the aspect of eternity. That’s where art and ethics connect."
q5326	v21552	c62892	3	Our love conquers wall!
q5327	v21552	c62891	5	My right and left nipples are named Sato and Suzuki respectively.
q5328	v21552	c62891	4	Six nipples sounds good.
q5329	v1564	\N	1	This is what you call sumata, right...?
q5330	v32946	c20882	27	Please don't get turned on while you're playing the ukulele!
q5331	v15679	c23307	14	If I could, I'd just detach my breasts and throw them at him.
q5332	v18152	c16866	5	If it were a choice between God and you, I'd pick you every time.
q5333	v16339	c30654	5	Sending a friend request, getting accepted, never actually talking to each other, and then quietly drifting apart—that's the modern way of making friends.
q5334	v21552	c62891	5	Don't worry. My hymen regenerates in 24 hours.
q5335	v241	c28341	6	The best thing to do is get drunk and sleep it off and you'll forget about everything!
q5336	v22741	c82860	10	It wasn't untill after I got married that I realized I was gay, and a cross-dressser, but I truly only love my wife.
q5337	v22741	c72535	-4	But, just one isn't enough for me.
q5339	v50215	\N	11	Urrgghh! Why is it always him?! God is dead! He’s abandoned us!!
q5340	v6985	c735	9	He was cute when I was fucking him. Long as they're cute, I don't care.
q5341	v13802	c735	3	Gahahaha, you're always trying to look elegant, but you don't know how to actually BE elegant.
q5342	v487	c2856	1	By the time you lose something... It's already too late.
q5343	v30228	c85590	1	Well, you know, men are animals that can't resist the power of breasts and butts...
q5344	v6475	\N	13	I can die. Therefore, I am not dead. End of proof.
q5346	v15077	c21328	2	I won't stop. Come fire and brimstone, I'm sticking this spoon into her mouth to get an indirect kiss! That will heal my wounded heart!
q5348	v22899	c71526	5	There's a concentration of lymph nodes around a woman's vagina. Massaging the inside directly can improve metabolism.
q5349	v26532	c85451	1	Hey! Did you just shoot at me?!
q5350	v26532	c85451	7	Huh? Where'd the porn go?
q5351	v3161	c5301	3	Ballet is nice and all, but sex is much more efficient. Not to mention pleasurable.
q5352	v21458	c64336	5	So you picked up the fetish from your mom, huh.
q5353	v14022	c735	16	Listen, all men are perverts. Anybody who's not is gay or lying.
q5354	v1564	\N	1	Luxury is a wonderful drug, isn't it?
q5355	v1564	\N	0	Having just a little bit of the best is enough.
q5356	v1564	\N	1	I feel like I'm unemployed.
q5357	v1564	\N	2	I mean, after about a hundred years, won't we all be connected by phone lines and not need to move anymore?
q5358	v42561	c124610	0	...Oh, I changed my shirt, Boss. No need for a BO check.
q5359	v42561	c124610	4	You must be that high schooler skirting the child labor laws who I've heard so much about!
q5360	v945	c767	1	You're losing me, Kenji.
q5361	v2375	c425	2	I haven't made a joke since the day I was born.
q5362	v3660	c18378	4	Oh, so Benjamin wasn't just a fat guy. He can also say some smart things sometimes!
q5363	v22899	\N	8	Balls... There's something soothing about them, to be honest... Always calms me right down when I touch 'em before I go to sleep...
q5364	v6475	c46937	9	Your confession has been delivered to God. He acknowledges your courage and shall grant you salvation. Ramen.
q5365	v6475	\N	16	Just because we killed cats together... just because we had sex, you really think that puts you on the same level as me?
q5366	v6475	\N	5	While you were playing video games, I was training my body. While you were reading comic books... I was surviving shit like this.
q5367	v56966	c153971	0	That's... that's meowningless...
q5368	v6985	c735	9	If you're not happy yourself, how are you supposed to make other people happy? That's basic shit. Sacrificing yourself to help other people is just hypocrisy.
q5369	v1564	\N	1	I never knew how painful it was to drink with other people's woman.
q5370	v1564	\N	2	I heard stuff like you're a perverted old man despite how you look, and that your forehead is an inch wider compared to before.
q5371	v43438	c124925	4	Oh yeah, baby. Leave those fingerprints aaaaaaall over the guy. That's just great.
q5372	v43438	c124924	4	Ahh, so you want to escape not only this quarantine, but the consequences of our actions as well?
q5373	v47837	c153722	4	See you later, Mr. Oak's Trunk Virginity Killer T1000.
q5374	v47837	c153718	-3	Vedi, Vici, Veni, Lia. I saw, I conquered, I came - that's my credo.
q5375	v47837	c153733	4	I've no idea how this pussycat could handle your eucalyptus trunk, mate. Did you use a paralyze spell on her or somethin'?
q5376	v47837	c153721	4	Tease me more, and I'll show you death by snu-snu.
q5377	v16208	c29635	2	In fact, going on to gakkou all on your hitori is meaningless anyway.
q5378	v54897	c150761	9	Motherfucker, I’m a bonito!
q5379	v25912	c89446	5	I'm just...glad I could preserve...your kiss... Ugh... *Dies*
q5380	v25912	c89446	3	She even said my name sounds like "creating" love. And heck, I'm pretty good at that, too!
q5381	v25912	c89445	3	Neither of us are probably mature. But there is a happiness that comes from that. It's okay if you don't grow up until much later. This moment is unique to the present.
q5382	v25912	c89448	7	I see... I didn't know Satan could attack someone's appendix... Scary stuff.
q5384	v25912	c89450	2	You're basically a professional at indulging me.
q5385	v21956	c68182	4	You can bet your ass I'm gonna record 'em having sex. So I can beat my meat to it later! You feel me, don't you?! It'll be the bee's knees!
q5386	v1564	\N	1	I'm offering my anal virginity......
q5387	v1564	\N	1	My precious hymen has been torn......
q5388	v1564	\N	7	I guess I had the potential to be gay all along.
q5389	v13	c6658	1	Try it if you can! You persimmon-gobbling old hag!
q5390	v24666	\N	0	I smack my children when they give me grief. It soon quietens them!
q5391	v31136	c98083	3	It's nice to be related by blood, isn't it? A forbidden relationship... Don't you think that's crazy exciting?
q5392	v96	c1163	2	The computer connected to some part of my cerebellum informs me that there's a 98% chance that this woman's behavior is genuine.
q5393	v96	c1163	1	According to the data I've accumulated, I believe your looks are generally classified as 'beautiful' and 'stylish'.
q5394	v96	c1156	3	Thank you for not beating around the bush and bluntly beating people with your opinion about their personal trauma.
q5395	v96	c1156	5	Shakespeare wasn't a chimpanzee. He didn't create stories by chance; they were sentences that he weaved together using his wit and intellect.
q5396	v96	\N	6	The concept of suicide only exists in human beings, whose brains have developed memes.
q5402	v13631	c17300	1	I hope a dog eats you, then shits you out on a road so a passing truck can run over ya!
q5404	v1564	\N	3	What, is there some pervert out there with a thing for old men or something?
q5405	v1564	\N	11	Even though you don’t have boobs, I still love you.
q5406	v1564	\N	5	Drink alone, jerk off, then pass out. And wake up with a hangover like, Buongiorno...
q5407	v1564	\N	2	Is the Virgin Mary a virgin? Of course!
q5408	v28714	\N	2	The way that you get happy even in unhappy situations is chou kawaii.
q5409	v2016	c20987	5	I will lay waste to humanity, ascend to godhood, and by divine right claim what is mine!
q5410	v2016	c20987	6	I desire one thing, and one thing only! GIVE ME MY FATHER!
q5411	v2016	\N	3	I am destiny. I am fate. I am the border between life and death. I am The End of All Things!
q5412	v2016	c17149	6	…You listening, big bro? Make no mistake. This is a curse. On you. On the world. My final act of revenge.
q5413	v2016	c20987	9	No matter! I do not wish for eternity! Give me one moment. One moment of pure, unsullied truth… and my life will have had meaning!
q5414	v15077	c21325	2	It would have meant that penises have higher thermal expansion coefficients than previously thought...
q5415	v21067	c97848	3	I thought that I could just rape this girl and things would be over with, I never expected her to follow me home and just waltz right in like she owns the place.
q5416	v21067	\N	1	Dear Lord, is he still saying no-no words? I'm starting to run out of happy-thoughts.
q5417	v21067	c60500	5	That harlot Vivienne, in her insistent determination to be in my way, moaned in her sleep!
q5418	v21067	c97848	4	H-H-Hold on! First of all, hot. You're my favourite trope.
q5419	v35814	c154030	1	Perhaps I should get more... intimate with her. I wonder what it's like to rape a maniac?
q5420	v1564	\N	1	I thought a guy’s voice would turn me off, but yours is real nice.
q5421	v1564	\N	1	I’ll shave your head clean and toss you out on the street. Then you can go crying, chanting ‘Namu Amida Butsu’ while begging for alms!
q5427	v51138	c138685	2	"I think I've wasted enough of my time entertaining your adolescent nihilism."
q5428	v1564	\N	6	If I don't pray at church every day, I'll wet the bed at night...
q5429	v1564	\N	3	Looks like a well-seasoned pussy has appeared!
q5430	v16208	c29640	5	Would you kindly take your assumption that I'm even trying to make a harem at all, and shove it up your ass?
q5431	v16208	c29635	3	You takin' the piss with me, china?!
q5432	v1564	\N	8	Hey, Mom, why’s Dad laughing while peeing his pants?
q5433	v1564	\N	3	We could probably still have sex even while pissing ourselves.
q5434	v6985	c79759	10	*sob* *sob* *sob*... I hate NTR!
q5435	v55811	c154099	4	You know, my son, if you're going to have sex with a nun, maybe say a few Hail Marys next time.
q5436	v7077	c15078	-2	"What did you do, Onii-chan? Something wrong?"
q5437	v7077	c15075	-3	"Yes, because I cannot ecape, Akira-chan."
q5438	v7077	c15077	-2	"Ren has always gotten good grades, so I'm glad you asked."
q5444	v11133	c84028	0	I never thought that just walking around with Asuka would be so much fun.
q5445	v11133	c84106	0	Mom, don't hug Ka-chan in public like that. The neighbors might be watching.
q5446	v487	c735	2	I feel like that's not the first time I've seen credits with that few people.
q5447	v1230	c4281	-1	I... I couldn't be honest with myself, even though I've been with my parents since I was born.
q5448	v1230	c4269	-2	Oh, Ka-chan, congratulations to you.
q5449	v1230	c4269	-1	Sexual harassment is forbidden.
q5450	v22899	\N	5	Note to self: ask Fumino to no-scope her in the head later.
q5451	v9885	c12520	0	If you want to go back, then do so. I won't stop you.
q5452	v532	c3201	-4	You're late. What on earth have you been doing?
q5453	v532	c3201	-4	Besides, I don't really care...
q5454	v11300	c12024	-2	I invited you out because I wanted to thank you.
q5455	v532	c3201	-4	What, you're getting weak-hearted? You're the manager, aren't you? Aren't you the one who's supposed to lead everyone?
q5456	v7077	c15078	-2	That's not true! It is absolutely, absolutely Onii-chan's fault!
q5457	v9885	c12534	-1	The time has come.
q5458	v5656	c38303	-2	Did you enjoy our challenge?
q5459	v5656	c38303	-2	Well, we have to rescue the poor jewels who've been captured by the bad guys again tonight, okay? Let's go, Ooka and Koyomi.
q5460	v4918	\N	3	You’re planning to chop me up with that instead of cabbage, huh? — I don’t mind.
q5461	v4918	\N	1	Don’t tell me you’ve never even made pancakes before? Didn’t your mama give you enough love or what?
q5462	v22013	c72917	2	Why are you discussing murder first thing in the morning?
q5463	v11133	c8490	-1	Kagami-san, I'm so happy that you've shopped with us so much.
q5464	v11133	c8488	0	Wait, what? They fainted before I could talk. That's too bad.
q5465	v12033	c18519	-1	Lands alive, now that was a fight! I concede my defeat, and ask only that you let me leave with my life.
q5466	v2047	c735	5	I'm allowed to do it! Nobody else is! It spits in the face of justice!
q5467	v2047	c58184	4	Don't say that. He who looks down 1 Gold is 1 Gold poorer.
q5468	v22013	\N	4	And now I feel like the odd one out for not carrying extra bottles of condensed milk around all day.
q5469	v849	c148089	0	Ahaha, must be tough for you, Hazumi-chan.
q5470	v54602	c154209	-1	THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, INTERLOPER
q5471	v54602	c154223	-1	sorry, it is a secret!
q5472	v54602	c154206	6	GAME SUCKS
q5473	v54602	c154209	6	THANK YOU FOR REPORTING SOMETHING I ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT!
q5474	v499	c154097	1	Humans in the depths of despair possess these worlds, as beautiful and valuable as they are rare.
q5475	v9885	c12519	0	Don't call it cute, ugh its off-putting.
q5476	v9885	c12522	1	Me teasing Chitose? absurd, I think of him as a little brother, so very precious and oh so adorable.
q5477	v4918	\N	3	That damn utility pole bastard—you’d recognize him at a glance, even dead.
q5478	v4918	\N	3	Shut up, you life-repeating bastard!
q5479	v9885	c12536	-1	What? that's such a boring answer. You and Chitose are quite a pair.
q5480	v7738	c27731	17	Boop boop... Girls in visual novels are always virgins.
q5481	v4	c476	2	"You...really are a kid."
q5482	v11133	c84028	0	Immediately afterwards, a low-pressure storm with a central pressure of 930 hPa blew through the peaceful interior of the store.
q5483	v13962	c16134	-1	It's annoying. Or what, you don't even want to eat anything unless it's your sister's cooking?
q5484	v13962	c16137	-1	I'm embarrassed to be a bride...
q5485	v11133	c8495	-1	The two of you serm to be such good friends. I'm jealous.
q5486	v9885	c12533	0	Hey old man, you really going to fight me?
q5487	v11133	c8491	-1	What? Do you have any complaints?
q5488	v22899	\N	3	"Oh! You're not taking this pussy? Well then, get pregnant from me instead, bitch!"
q5489	v42561	c124600	0	"Erio, you use hair products?"
q5490	v3599	c154349	4	Intercourse with the princess? Intercourse is fine?
q5491	v22013	c72917	2	Oh big brothers of the world, answer me: how do you approach your little sister after finding her flicking her bean?
q5492	v31055	c99564	5	A plan that cannot be achieved is like a priest with a massive cock.
q5493	v54602	c154207	-1	velzie's fondness for repetition is truly nauseating
q5494	v54602	c154215	-1	velzie's fondness for repetition is truly nauseating #2
q5495	v54602	c154364	-1	velzie's fondness for repetition is truly nauseating #3, #4
q5496	v54602	c154223	-1	velzie's fondness for repetition is truly nauseating #5
q5497	v9885	c12521	0	No matter what you think or how you see yourself, to me you're a woman.
q5498	v9885	c12518	0	I'm a chieftain before I am a woman!
q5499	v18814	c70682	1	Live until the end, and then please die early
q5500	v30925	c98653	7	Sex Demon!!
q5501	v499	c70167	1	When you came to help her. Did you think you could've done anything for her on your own?
q5502	v23407	c86961	2	Hiyaaa! You can see my underwear, piece!! Oh, I wasn't wearing them, so there was no underwear to be see, piece!
q5503	v487	c735	7	Be thankful. Shed tears of appreciation at least once an hour.
q5504	v21668	c51035	12	"What would you like first? Me, me, or perhaps me?"
q5505	v54158	c146898	0	Don't gloat, you'll get wrinkles.
q5506	v54158	c146902	1	I solemnly swear to use my power over you for good. And for sex.
q5507	v54158	c146930	1	Just give her a moment. Sometimes she needs to reboot.
q5508	v54158	c146898	0	Well, shit. If I had known I was responsible for so many orgasms, I would've bought myself a T-shirt. One of those fancy ones with "Orgasm Donor" emblazoned on the chest.
q5509	v54158	c146901	-1	It's his polite way of saying he fucked everyone who asked back when his sperm still swam straight.
q5510	v51873	c154438	0	My wheelchair is nuclear powered and I have 40 terabytes of hentai on my hard drive, so I'm good for the next several decades.
q5511	v51873	c154438	0	If he's exactly like me in every way, it should be extremely easy to kill him!
q5512	v4918	\N	1	… I was so hard that my balls were aching
q5513	v9885	c12531	-1	I'll take you along with me to die! Aaahahahahaha
q5514	v6475	\N	10	Behold, the phimosis penis!
q5515	v4918	\N	0	Didn't she learn at church that the truth hurts more than any insult?
q5516	v4918	\N	6	Hey, professional virgin pussy-san.
q5517	v4918	\N	4	Let's quit being gangsters and start a religion
q5518	v4918	\N	3	I'm going to do a little arson now
q5519	v4918	\N	4	Do I look like I'm making side dishes for a handjob?
q5520	v4880	c477	6	I smoothly grab her shoulders and put on my 'Extra Special Hot Stuff Look No. 3'.
q5521	v3144	\N	4	Whoa... Her pussy is so tight, like a child's...
q5522	v18160	c39733	5	You just stay there and help your sister out or something, Sister Complex Guy.
q5523	v18160	c53300	4	You call that preparation?! You just dug through my room and then you slept on my bed!
q5524	v18160	c53305	7	This tome right here looks lovely for bludgeoning someone to death.
q5525	v18160	c39734	2	Make that face for too long and it'll get stuck that way, Mukai. That'd be especially bad for someone already as far over the hill as you are.
q5526	v18160	c39733	4	Oh? Do I look like a give a crap?
q5527	v3113	c8470	-2	Because Tsuki-chan said so, Mikami-senpai will always call you "Setsugetsuka" no matter where you stand.
q5528	v32645	c138310	1	Woah! Your pants must have a bag of holding enchantment to make that sword disappear!
q5529	v32645	c138010	-2	Hey I might be a man whore but I'm no cheater.
q5530	v17012	c6397	2	Why do you smell so good now, Mr. Tokisaka? Well?
q5531	v32555	c101354	1	Let's invite the end ourselves. I'll have you lower the curtain on this world.
q5532	v40520	c120150	2	Goddamit! Why did the magic have to go after my dick of all places?!
q5533	v33493	c105430	21	All men are fucking disgusting animals. They should all be taken out back and shot.
q5534	v22195	c86827	1	You haven't lived until you've seen a film that makes your toes curl, chills your bones and gives you goosebumps, all at the same time!
q5535	v22195	c86827	0	I hear noises and see things in the shadows that aren't there.
q5536	v22195	c86827	0	I will become a goddess and rid the world of its hatred!
q5537	v29345	c97851	7	God, they are never funny. It's like the girls just laugh to avoid sexual assault.
q5538	v44096	c101354	4	Why not punch the truth out of him? You're good at that.
q5539	v17018	\N	4	It would be like presenting him with a can of crab swimming in the semen of the sailors.
q5540	v19630	c76103	1	At his feet was a vacuum cleaner... A vacuum cleaner? A blond prince and a vacuum cleaner. It was a completely mismatched and strange combination.
q5541	v55929	\N	13	Video games don't kill people... I do
q5542	v22899	c71530	7	Bro, if there's ever a time I raise my hand, it's only for one thing... to surrender.
q5543	v44096	c100669	0	You understand as well, don't you? You can't live on righteousness alone.
q5544	v8701	c15395	5	Why would a 45-year-old man be happy about a 20-something brat licking his ass and sucking him off...
q5545	v44096	c100666	1	For me, there's nothing easier than choosing to trust you.
q5546	v32946	c22716	9	I lie there, wrung out and dead tired, watching as Shigure and the catgirls all lick each other's bodies.
q5547	v44096	c100666	3	Despite knowing that this is an expression of love, I can't help feeling like I'm suffering. As if I'm a small animal, a hunter at my heels.
q5548	v9885	c12519	-1	Who's winning or losing isn't the issue here!
q5549	v6985	\N	4	You fucking parasitic NEET! If you don't want to take living seriously, then die, you piece of trash!
q5550	v67	c3786	7	Forgive me, Rena. I'll be sure to bring you care packages when they put you away.
q5551	v32645	c138010	1	Don't doubt me, some people are born with a talent for cooking, some are born with a talent for singing. I was born a super snuggler.
q5552	v36	c9995	14	The stegosaurus says, 'Gao, gao!'
q5553	v27448	c87816	3	I don't exactly have a collection of small girl's shoes I can just pull out my ass.
q5554	v32645	c138017	0	Yay! Naked Family time!
q5555	v7723	c579	4	Goddamn, that stinks! Stop pushing that deer dick at my face! Ugh! Blech!
q5558	v7724	c577	8	...Yeah, yer right. Onii-chan loves his titties, after all.
q5559	v7724	c576	7	Maki-chan, that's a rather rude assumption. Mexico isn't just a destination for criminals on the run, you know?
q5560	v7724	\N	6	Her instructer could probably have landed a shot like this while vigorously jerking off.
q5561	v235	\N	23	Double cheeseburger. Bacon egg burger. Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat!
q5562	v4918	\N	4	I can stick my forehead to my dick.
q5563	v4918	\N	8	As punishment, you’re on no-fap until Independence Day.
q5564	v4918	\N	5	Don’t you dare have a wet dream, you dumb dick. You’ll end up putting a hole in my precious sofa.
q5565	v751	c304	1	"Hey, Shithead!"
q5566	v751	c304	0	"Ah, shit."
q5567	v17018	\N	4	That's why I couldn't let his cheeks go unwiped.
q5568	v1399	\N	7	He felt a strange sensation in his rear orifice.
q5569	v12141	c12522	-1	Chitose, you poor thing! to see you so dispirited and dejected...
q5570	v12141	c12519	-1	I-its not love! who could fall for someone like that?!
q5571	v54048	c146471	5	Cars these days are so quiet. Makes them perfect for running people over.
q5572	v67	c3786	10	Tools to kill people were, obviously, constructed in such a way that they could kill people.
q5573	v31805	c140194	3	Whether I am damned or just conceited, there is no path that leads me away from shame.
q5574	v21956	c67285	3	Whoa! That sounds badass! What kinda dog is a Belgium? Does it have horns?
q5575	v14062	c18473	3	I've got a question! Are you an Animalia Chordata Mammalia Artiodactyla Bovidae? No, you're not, right? You're a Hominidae Homininae, right?!
q5576	v10304	c18196	3	I want to smell the bittersweet scent that rises from a young girl's scalp while being diagnosed!
q5577	v17823	c34928	0	This √3 is the newly introduced summer model. Everyone will be in an uproar if you match it with the trending metallic blue √3, I guarantee it.
q5578	v17823	c37366	0	Oh look, Toa. Isn't this √3 the cutest thing?
q5579	v4918	\N	3	If you pretend to be a lunatic and walk through the city, you’re no different from a real lunatic.
q5580	v7771	\N	11	I'm now overwhelmed by another wild delusion, thinking about how good it would feel if her vagina were to bite my finger off just this moment.
q5581	v31055	c99563	15	And me..? I strip, therefore I am.
q5582	v21668	c51035	10	Nobody gets past this line without having sex.
q5583	v9198	c13081	2	Meaning to crush the root of this evil, I gripped the end and swung, thinking to remove the balls, but... I was unable to follow through.
q5584	v9198	c13081	2	You disgusting sow, look at you, drooling and squealing with your nipples all hard! Hurry the fuck up and cum!
q5585	v67	c3786	8	Admitting your perversion is what separates the boys from the men!
q5586	v7014	c6626	-1	If exercise makes you laugh, exercise will make you cry! Now, if you keep doing those exercises, you will uncover the secret of the Assassin's Fist!
q5587	v7014	c10194	4	Super <3 God Level <3 Result <3
q5588	v32645	c138011	4	I was just saying a prayer for the women you've been with. May they have a speedy recovery and retain the ability to walk.
q5589	v914	\N	1	My greatest pleasures in life are alcohol, food, cigarettes, music, and girls.
q5590	v32645	c138017	-1	I wanna be the angel on the top of your Christmas tree tonight...
q5591	v32645	c138017	3	I don't like her! She's cuter than me!
q5592	v19073	c49563	3	I mean, isn't that how the trope goes? If you touch a girl's boobs, you have to take responsibility by marrying them?
q5593	v16640	c31030	2	You're very intelligent, Aster, I need to learn from you. By the way, I mean intelligent in the sense that you're full of intelligence.
q5594	v27519	c92327	3	No, bad samurai! No! P-P-P-Put that sword away!
q5595	v27519	c92315	7	...I had a dream I was sleeping with a box...
q5596	v27519	c92316	12	Sex. Fuck. Rape. Prostitution. Whoring. Gang bang.
q5597	v24	c200	9	I was born with nothing. I will die with nothing!
q5598	v4037	\N	4	The elf was still there spraying cum and thrusting her penis on my monitor.
q5599	v933	\N	5	It's a smile that makes his crotch lust for her, even though she's such a little girl.
q5600	v1143	c9794	4	There's nothing wrong with wanting to bathe with kids. My heart is pure.
q5601	v1143	c3888	1	I'm about to start my daily jacking. I'll come once I've cum.
q5602	v1143	c9786	2	I'd show off my raging boner.
q5603	v20424	c55091	7	Spirit Bullet
q5604	v21905	c64503	16	But a poem is never really finished. It just stops moving.
q5605	v21905	c64504	33	Have you considered killing yourself?
q5606	v21905	c64504	14	I love you so much I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you.
q5607	v21905	c64505	9	Be careful Yuri, you might cut yourself on that edge. oh wait, you already do don't you?
q5608	v12141	c12531	1	I don't believe in this foolish thing called bonds.
q5609	v31805	\N	2	If we must be alone in the knowledge that the world is darker and stranger than we could possibly know, I want us to be close.
q5610	v31662	c116947	5	So c'mere and get naked. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
q5611	v23741	\N	1	If my testicles really do blow, I'm not sure the house will survive.
q5612	v470	c12310	2	I'm going to eat your penis too~.
q5613	v470	c68299	5	I wish I could make her eat some of Yuki's fingernail dirt.
q5614	v470	c68299	3	Come on out, my penis.
q5615	v470	c68299	8	Come on out, my slithering poop.
q5616	v22791	c53939	2	I want it nice and sloppy!
q5617	v22791	c59700	5	Oh, they'll whack it to that fappable ass of yours, all right.
q5618	v22791	\N	7	I'll tell your boss AND your mom about your alternative Twitter account!
q5619	v17823	c50693	1	Time waits for no man. Take advantage of it or watch it waste away. It'll keep marching on regardless.
q5620	v17823	c34928	2	Since it's your first time inviting a girl to your room, you need the guts to push her onto bed.
q5621	v17823	c37366	4	Wow... Senpai, what'd you try to do on your first date? Molest her? Tie her up?
q5622	v17823	c34928	0	Understood, I'll sell him for half the price.
q5623	v17823	c50693	1	Everyone has fears and uncertainties, but those will always be your personal fight.
q5624	v17018	c29352	11	You should let some male prostitutes fool around with you.
q5625	v13066	c19124	2	Perhaps that makes me a cold-hearted bitch?
q5626	v914	c3989	5	But my lover has always been my computer.
q5627	v562	\N	6	Honestly it's to the point i want to masturbate to her face.
q5628	v23190	c53942	3	Why, I feel like as though I'd start lactating on the spot.
q5629	v10304	\N	6	This sister who lifts her skirt in front of her brother actually turns into a respectable person once she leaves the house.
q5630	v24938	c59700	5	Don't offer smokes to a friggin' baby!!!
q5631	v18163	c39082	3	I'm not the kind of narrow-minded guy who judges a woman's worth by the size of her breasts.
q5632	v470	c68299	3	My precious penis is just a hindrance to me right now.
q5633	v470	c68299	3	I even have a premonition that I'm going to cum soon.
q5634	v17516	c33049	1	Hey, um... SOMEONE'S WATCHING YOU!!
q5635	v19035	c94246	29	I wish more people would join the bomb fandom.
q5637	v6710	c3103	0	Have I ever done kissing fish? What does that mean?
q5638	v6710	\N	-1	Oh, I'm so jealous. Going for a little va-va-voom with your girlfriend?
q5639	v54897	c150696	27	Why do I have to be surrounded by a bunch of clowns?! What is this, the circus?! Did you all drive here in the same tiny car?!
q5640	v6540	c43551	-5	How could someone be more harsh than I just was?!
q5641	v914	c3989	5	That's like me myself. A disgraceful sight that's out of place. Ugly desperateness without meaning. That's my vomit.
q5642	v27236	c87520	2	You won't buy me a mug but you'll buy me a bed?!
q5643	v31469	c108946	6	I've known him for a long time. We're so close we've seen each other's buttholes.
q5644	v6710	c3108	0	S-Stop it! I have already claimed the 'female lover' slot!
q5645	v6710	c3108	-1	I will! I will imbue the glue and the brush with all of my love!
q5646	v31659	c138301	1	WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
q5647	v32101	c102775	2	I wish to recieve the boob god's divine blessing and drink the gift of milk that they bestowed upon us.
q5648	v32101	c102775	3	Oh, and her LL-sized butt. Cheers for easy childbirth!
q5649	v473	\N	3	Grrrrrr! Grrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (Wait! My tsundere! My class president!)
q5650	v6710	c39062	0	The little sister thing is totally moe right now. This is the age of moe little sisters!
q5651	v28755	c91640	1	I like butter...
q5652	v19987	c17644	1	Sometimes a man needs to point his finger first and think later.
q5653	v16044	c41324	5	This girl is turning into a slut in record time!
q5654	v32101	c102779	2	All right everyone, time to spread your butts!
q5655	v31469	c103301	9	You're dense enough to be the target audience for mobile game ads!
q5656	v6710	c3106	0	So I thought maybe, maybe... I really was a slut.
q5657	v470	c12310	6	I'll put a tampon in Tak-kun's butt too.
q5658	v470	c68299	2	I'll have breasts and a pussy, please.
q5659	v470	c12310	2	Since I'm on my period today, I have hands, mouth, or feet available.
q5660	v5656	c38305	0	Boy, don't stay up so late.
q5661	v470	c68299	4	It feels like even my penis is getting emotional.
q5662	v470	c12310	3	I also came... a lot... mentally...
q5663	v8020	c241	6	Don't you think cat balls are cute when you see them from behind? Bonus points if it's a fat cat.
q5664	v12141	c12522	1	Kazuya? earth to Kazuya! if you don't show signs of waking, a world of pain may await thee. Are you okay with this?
q5665	v8020	\N	5	All hail boobs! All hail boobs! All hail boobs!
q5666	v32101	c571	8	No way! There can only be one tsundere in a harem!
q5667	v47337	\N	2	Rather than licking fingers, let's lick something tastier
q5668	v47337	\N	1	I know a hundred ways to kill a person, but I don't know even a single way to take care of one
q5669	v22987	c74609	5	When I tell you to surrender yourself, you defy me. When I want to make you cry, you laugh.
q5670	v12141	c12521	-1	Oi, wait a minute. You guys were working with Yachiyo right? or are you not? which is it?!
q5671	v12141	c12529	-1	W-wait! Shin is making a scary face! hey Senkimaru...
q5672	v12141	c12524	-1	Good opportunity to get along and have fun. Go get em girl.
q5673	v21782	c64022	5	I at least know I can entertain you more than the Italian next to you.
q5674	v7634	c39281	0	It's true. After all, you're the only one I could ever marry, and I'm the only one who could ever marry you, right?
q5675	v5154	c568	4	Uhm... excuse me... I seem to have dropped my nipple.
q5676	v499	\N	1	In the sky were two moons, white and blue.
q5677	v47337	\N	4	I'm starting to feel uneasy about the future of America.
q5678	v47337	\N	4	God! Is the path to perversion the only one left for the future of the world?!
q5679	v47337	\N	5	You can really tell that the people of Japan have a deep understanding of and interest in eroticism...
q5681	v47458	c131383	2	Against enemies like these, my beloved blade Demon-Wail Crimson Lotus! It's like cutting weeds at the roots!
q5682	v47458	c131382	2	I am the Demon King among Demon Kings, who once demonstrated a millennium of supremacy with twelve Demon Kings as my apostles!
q5683	v47458	c131385	1	It’s alright, you know? Indulge your desires—test your impulses with me.
q5684	v21552	\N	4	Grandpa! Please stop twerking!
q5685	v47458	c131384	3	"My Dear Phantasm"... Commencing entry.
q5686	v24320	c75143	3	I didn't wash my hands last time I used the bathroom!
q5687	v47458	c131386	3	I always believed... that all of you would bring forth a future for this world.
q5688	v47458	c131387	5	Why do you fight? This question—I have asked it for an eternity.
q5689	v47458	c131388	3	So stiff, so stiff! I told you—just calling me God-chan is fine! Now go grasp your future, my little hero-chans♪
q5690	v20424	c68283	16	You. Are. Lolicon.
q5691	v5154	c567	1	If my face is putting you off your food, I suggest you don't look at it.
q5692	v5154	c576	0	Please come back after you've fixed that habit of baby-talking to your pets.
q5693	v6985	c95551	5	I became a woman to fuck you.
q5694	v1860	c79831	4	Nanas, mass produce Kids for combat!
q5695	v38068	c125235	2	Praying to another god, are you? What, are you trying to make me jealous or something?
q5697	v29049	\N	8	Out of the corner of my eye I notice a small bench, the perfect place for clichéd visual novel monologues.
q5698	v10326	c42804	4	"Haha, you're upset about something like that? You have such a small mind, as small as your dick."
q5699	v10326	c24057	3	"Truly a fucked up imagination coming from a fuck head like you..."
q5700	v6985	c738	6	Hello. I'm the pope now.
q5701	v10304	\N	2	What are you saying, of course I entered the men's section! What good would that be if I saw the filthy bodies of naked women?!
q5702	v24752	c78027	8	Stop making excuses and fondle my chest, dammit!
q5703	v68	\N	3	I'll give you the beta version of Higurashi with a mode that lets you change everyone's outfits!
q5704	v11	c53	6	I always thought you'd be bigger, Grandfather.
q5705	v3144	c3562	6	Honestly, I want to tie you up with duct tape so you can't go anywhere.
q5706	v3144	c3561	5	Restrictions on love are bullshit. There are no rules for falling in love.
q5707	v24752	c121793	4	Ugh, I just drank my own dirty bathwater!
q5708	v16408	\N	5	He's rumored to be a hardcore pervert who only became a guard because he likes men.
q5709	v17642	c735	13	Since I'm such a gentleman, I gave Kanami the nicest wake-up call I could think of: two fingers up the butt.
q5710	v7302	c12530	4	No. Sit down and spread your cunt nice and wide, then squirt for me and beg for forgiveness, you nasty public shitter.
q5711	v17642	c735	14	Gyaaaaaa! Keep your distance, fag!
q5712	v47337	\N	0	A guy who's just a nice guy won't get any women, you know?
q5713	v47337	\N	1	I’m just taking a nice, refreshing vacation—aka, slacking off!
q5714	v8020	c304	3	Bullshit. Pros at boxing are boxers. So that means those who do programming are pros at gramming—pro grammers.
q5715	v8020	c5418	5	Yoshiino, you must strike a farting pose while dancing wildly on the middle of the table and shout 'ahyyeeeahhh!'
q5717	v19456	c47892	5	Why is my Sensei wearing a lolita dress?
q5718	v21499	\N	5	It said 'I don't feel like murdering anyone today!' surrounded by hearts.
q5719	v22986	\N	3	"Excellent! She fits the concept perfectly! So dirty, and too plain to blend into the city... No, unrefined! Simply artless!"
q5720	v25348	c80850	5	Harakiri!? Hey, you can't cut your stomach open with a marker!
q5721	v25348	c80853	2	Saaya-sama... I apologize for such a forward request, but would you... um, do it... with me?
q5722	v25348	c80850	6	I do not! How could I possibly understand! That's why futanari don't exist! Okay!?
q5723	v8508	c10862	1	But you'll never find an opportunity to make up if you’re not near each other. If you’re not close by, she won’t hear you if you say you’re sorry.
q5724	v751	\N	1	Your expression tells me you're looking for a digital camera.
q5725	v24752	\N	6	Old man, your daughter's watching you jack off!
q5726	v151	c4237	3	Al! Grandma here is SCARRY!
q5727	v1	c49076	7	Oh my Buddha!
q5728	v5154	c568	0	A country of wizards... A magi nation...?
q5729	v19829	c60020	1	I'm not ashamed to admit I'd lick her shoes for a million yen!
q5730	v19829	c60021	4	To tell the truth, I'd settle for anyone with a pair of tits at this point. How about it. Hook me up with your sister?
q5731	v8158	c9360	3	"Even if you piss yourself, I still love you."
q5732	v17	c24	0	You're like a dog. Shake, girl.
q5733	v3144	c3562	13	It's like you're saying that two-dimensional girls have human rights too!
q5734	v3144	c3565	6	If this was some eroge, then you'd find out that I was just a vengeful spirit, and the real Yuki-san was actually living her life without a clue about what was happening.
q5735	v3144	c3565	5	It's not healthy to be in love with your brother.
q5738	v21667	c71988	11	The most hideous man in the world slapped your face with his meat.
q5739	v21667	c70096	7	How do you suppose one can live in a world gone mad?
q5740	v22899	c71526	7	Control the entire nation with my cock? That's the kind of delusional idea a 14-year-old would cook up.
q5741	v22899	\N	4	Hey, let's fuck the island economy back to life!
q5742	v1913	c20520	2	Yeah. Right. I know. Fuck, I hate this job.
q5744	v53877	c120962	0	Here, I too exist in this space! it doesn't belong to you two!
q5745	v52808	\N	0	It's a woman, a stranger. Much like anyone else here - much like you - except she has a bit more color in her cheeks and a little more life in her eyes. You hate her.
q5746	v430	\N	6	My sword already has enough 'gyogyo' in it to last a while.
q5747	v430	\N	4	As the man points to himself in confusion, Akane claps his hands and declares, 'Cooking time!'
q5748	v5154	\N	0	Are angels these days in the habit of picking up the dead in cute little pickups...?
q5749	v53877	c120961	0	This is why I hate banquets...............
q5750	v19829	c51033	4	Then why not join forces, with my, erm, Ring of Merry Christmas!
q5751	v37938	c114357	0	Being locked in a cage would probably make his precious masculinity feel threatened.
q5752	v13802	c98327	6	Rape's good. My tummy's happy.
q5753	v751	c241	2	So no sucking and puffing the flowers on the balcony, all right?
q5754	v21905	c64505	8	My dad would beat the shit ouf of me if he found this.
q5755	v430	\N	4	Only philosophers ask the living if they're really alive. That's not a job for a swordsmith. But I guess I'll humor you.
q5756	v430	\N	9	Of course it's good. I even gave it a fine name: Slayer of Kindergarteners.
q5757	v26989	c87154	0	ENJOY & EXCITING
q5758	v53877	c120961	0	Sorry, for not being an adult like Tsuwabuki.
q5759	v499	c70170	2	You needed three guys to handle me, you fuckin' wimps.
q5760	v18814	c70677	0	I am the norm.
q5761	v21069	c118585	5	With such low-hanging clouds above your head, it's hard to feel cheerful, but we have to accept that this kind of sky is just fine, just like in life.
q5762	v55357	c85774	1	A lit cigarette! I can use this!
q5763	v27117	c108011	4	You should know not to leave a gaping pussy unfilled.
q5764	v27117	c108010	6	It's not like I'm inviting you to fuck me! I'm just spreading my ass because it needs to dry off in the wind from how wet I am!
q5765	v43045	\N	4	You just woke up, and you fuck bitches for breakfast.
q5766	v751	\N	3	He really is the Boy Who Licked Up a Girl's Leftovers Level 2! I'm getting chills!
q5768	v5154	c576	-1	Incidentally... were you able to clear your name in regards to sneaking into the music room and playing Amane-san's flute?
q5769	v13666	\N	4	I believe the people of the past called this type of character a 'loli hag'.
q5770	v13666	c41454	4	Don't jump to conclusions! She's 333 years old!
q5771	v53877	c155358	0	But... between Yori or Tsuwabuki what difference does it make?
q5772	v34778	c106573	4	For Christ's sake, Freaky Joe isn't even freaky anymore!
q5773	v55357	c85451	7	Maybe I'll be used as a chair someday...
q5775	v1913	c4558	2	[I wanna play pretend rape and pretend S&M.]
q5776	v55357	c85451	10	A man should wear his kinks like a badge of honor!
q5777	v45634	c128009	6	If you have any more questions along the way, stare at my boobs for eight seconds. That'll make all your worries disappear.
q5778	v45634	c128009	5	Jumping into bed with a charred corpse... And here I thought chivalry was dead!
q5779	v32811	c101227	10	Are boobs just the solution for everything?!
q5780	v231	c1008	3	Prepare for a sore ass!
q5781	v32811	c101227	6	Did you really just compare your sister to a condom...
q5782	v3457	c74485	0	Yeah...the constant throbbing... It was revolting, But...it was like I couldn't fight it...only I had this physiological phenomenon.
q5783	v32785	\N	0	Keep your head down! Like you're sucking cock, girl! You know you love it!
q5784	v32811	c101227	1	University is the last moratorium in life.
q5785	v32811	\N	3	It's like we're both non-verbally screaming at each other "It's time to fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
q5786	v20488	c63853	5	In fact, while they say men are from Mars, the truth is they're actually from Planet Titty!
q5787	v32811	c101227	6	Hey, don't just steal my cum away from me!
q5788	v32811	c101227	3	Sorry, Miyako, but I'm no longer the man you once knew. I'm a two-timer now.
q5789	v32811	c101092	10	Did you invite me here just to watch as you get scammed into buying pots?
q5790	v751	c267	2	I'm not extorting anything. I'm just farming gold.
q5791	v23741	c71526	2	By cumming while also apologizing, in increases the feeling of submitting to her. It's a secret technique of mine!
q5792	v4037	c966	5	It's wonderful. Our company would love to continue doing business with a cock like this in the future.
q5793	v914	\N	3	I couldn't get the words out, but i do get my semen out into her mouth
q5794	v914	\N	1	The days only filled by sex rot me from the inside
q5795	v697	\N	3	I see lots of canned food. Guess we’re ready if the Soviets drop the big one.
q5796	v21092	\N	2	I wish that I would have *sniff* told Dad… that I loved him more… and *sniff* that mom is having an af—
q5797	v8020	c272	0	As proof of that, I have a high level of media literacy.
q5798	v32811	c101094	10	Did no one ever teach you not to talk with a pussy in your mouth?!
q5799	v32811	c101227	8	You are not watching cat videos while you lose your virginity.
q5800	v3144	c3565	10	I'm afraid your big sister can't respect that opinion. It's no different than claiming it's a violation of human rights when a 2D girl in a eroge gets raped.
q5801	v23740	c51034	7	With my power, you can fuck me raw as much as you want!
q5802	v1474	c3882	4	Could we get off the rape train here please, for the love of god?!
q5803	v34778	c106576	3	You watch your mouth, you tea-huffing weeb!
q5804	v5154	c567	2	I'm bleeding from my crotch and it just won't stop. Got any extra sanitary napkins?
q5805	v5154	c567	7	Wonder what sort of expression she'd make if I changed her PC wallpaper to a picture of my groin?
q5806	v32811	c101227	4	Butt, engage! Search for Booty, begin!
q5807	v58325	c155608	7	Your prostate is calling for my fingers!
q5808	v7077	c15078	1	You see, Ren knows. Ren saw Mom and Big Brother having sex.
q5809	v1230	c4281	-1	Exactly. So many idiots.
q5810	v1230	c4281	-1	Kagami-kun seems to depend on Tooyama-san in a very natural way. I'm a little jealous of that.
q5811	v5154	c567	5	...Were your classmates frequently raped by vegetables?
q5812	v51452	\N	2	I'm not entirely sure if I want to find out how much a rich girl spends on microtransactions.
q5813	v48830	c141147	5	You’re the type of guys that either play games on easy mode or look up walkthroughs straight away.
q5814	v32811	c101093	8	My dad'll call you an impregnating bastard, then go on an f-word rampage while stomping all over you.
q5815	v751	c272	2	In the world of adults, it's more important to show that you're dealing with a problem than to actually solve it.
q5816	v57944	c155045	4	You liked being fucked on a tablesaw, didn't you?
q5817	v57944	c155044	4	He's gonna watch you scream and bleed to death on repeat while he jacks off.
q5818	v19769	\N	2	Her vaginal flesh views my cock as an alien threat and is trying to thwart off the invasion.
q5819	v646	\N	5	Suzu stared at the earthworm hungrily... wait, hungrily?
q5820	v729	c3141	1	No, not like that man! I'm just... menstruating!
q5821	v29444	c99952	0	Huh... That must be one of those 'gaming cars.'
q5822	v18852	c45355	3	Do you feel an urge to make out with the ground?
q5823	v71	\N	1	The whole school smelled like people were jerking off constantly.
q5824	v4806	c714	1	All right then. Now that we have the chance to chill out with each other alone, let's talk about some of your embarrassing failures.
q5825	v26532	c86033	7	Scratches on the floor, chipped plates, burn marks on the table, stains on the cushions… Everything you see. It all holds a memory of her.
q5826	v49317	\N	3	I wish you could've heard this, Sophie. But even if you never will: I'm still glad I did this.
q5827	v20631	c155644	-1	You don't get to tell me how I felt when we were together.
q5828	v20631	c155645	-2	Well. If only it were that easy to erase trauma.
q5829	v20631	c155644	4	How are you and the boytoy?
q5830	v4037	c40316	6	To stare at your own poop as you immediately stuff your empty, lonely ass with a cock!
q5831	v4037	c40316	5	Eroge should be more, you know... they have to be sexy! You have to face the sex!
q5832	v71	c22212	1	She must be wearing a front-hook bra today. I have a third-degree black belt in the art of bra-do, so I can tell.
q5833	v21668	c51035	6	You've got exactly three options here, bro: reluctantly let me stay; begrudgingly let me stay; or unwillingly let me stay.
q5834	v49895	c149463	1	Um, just so you know... I'm real desperate for a friend now. So there isn't much you can say or do that would make me not wanna do this.
q5835	v28576	\N	4	You really oughta rub one out from time to time. Don't let it build up.
q5836	v3030	c41212	10	Let's escape quickly, while it's busy masturbating...
q5837	v3030	c41212	5	Very nutritious, according to studies!  Doctor's accumulated energy spirit. Nature's semen! Manbo's mark, the thick sperm! To the mouth!
q5838	v53516	c153736	0	I want to try something with your intestines.
q5839	v36119	c136307	-3	Suddenly, I am overcome with my sexual urges.
q5840	v6540	c7821	7	It's like... I'm gonna get pregnant... from my student's semen... in my inverted nipples...
q5841	v54897	c150699	11	You can just call me Darumi the Cuckoldmaker!
q5842	v12	c45746	1	Fine... I'll post all the embarrassing things about us on porn sites...
q5843	v51590	c148265	3	Life is just endless failure!
q5844	v828	c1561	4	Oh, you're right. I'm still wearing pants, and I don't have any boobs either.
q5845	v2040	c735	7	Shut the fuck up, granny. Don't show your past-expiration-date face in front of me this early in the morning.
q5846	v777	\N	2	Five timeless words: Order has fallen to ruin
q5847	v1074	c2673	7	If we have sex, are we lovers? If we do the same things lovers do, does that make us lovers? If you do the same things as a monkey, does that make you a monkey?
q5848	v1074	c2674	1	Ichinose was violating my heart.
q5849	v52266	c141109	4	To use me as a bodypillow.... you sure got guts.
q5852	v52266	c141108	2	If you're not cooking then get out of the kitchen!
q5853	v17102	c6493	3	I sure do love licking a girl's beans!
q5854	v828	c1561	5	Why are there handcuffs, leg cuffs, gags, whips, regular vibrators, bullet vibrators, and all sorts of other things?! I don't remember buying any of these!
q5855	v23393	\N	10	I see, you got your penis back. Good for you.
q5856	v23393	\N	6	And then! The owner was actually the penis-snatching kaiju!
q5857	v2040	c735	8	I'm gonna open your legs up 180 degrees and shove a fucking baseball bat in you!
q5858	v23741	c71526	4	What gives your bitch pussy the right to complain about my semen?!
q5859	v52266	\N	2	Its just like one of those reverse harems, i'm so envious~ ohohoho......
q5860	v52266	c150308	1	It couldn't be helped. That Crow guy chased me everywhere.....
q5861	v50395	\N	2	I want a beer.....Cold beer.....
q5862	v50395	c155782	6	How what? It's used condoms.
q5863	v50395	c155783	6	LOLA, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!! NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT WORK AND KICK DICKS ALL DAY, BUT YOU TAKE FUCKING MEN HOME WITH YOU!
q5864	v4700	c84679	3	Uuuu~... I'm a defenseless kouhai being bullied by his senpai...
q5865	v43438	c137735	1	......D-did..... you really just call me to argue about semantics?
q5866	v7014	c10198	7	"B-but you're a girl! You shouldn't have to touch a dead body. Just let one of the boys do it."
q5867	v23741	\N	3	It's a subtle balance, but there's a huge difference between violation and teaching a lesson. It's not violence if it's educational! That's what I tell myself, anyway.
q5868	v23741	\N	3	In that moment, the protagonist and I become one, linked inextricably through his pixelated dong.
q5869	v49895	c149463	1	I like playing games. Specially the ones that let me make friends or even date the characters. It's a nice little escapism...
q5870	v6018	c2210	2	Eh?! So it's okay for us to have sex? Hooray~! ♪
q5871	v6018	\N	2	But, damn it...there was absolutely no way I could have foreseen the day I'd almost get raped by a guy like him!
q5872	v33902	c104135	3	A... a real girl is touching my willy!
q5873	v33902	\N	3	Sexual molestation is OK! But anything violent is not allowed. It's against the Rules.
q5874	v33902	c104135	3	Is this the legendary Dick-Sucking-Tit-Wank?
q5875	v14910	c42213	3	What meaning is there in only looking at the dark side of people? That is what a fool wearing the mask of a sage would do.
q5876	v20330	c55335	5	Naturally. Your anus was far more valuable to me than Newton's identity.
q5877	v751	c304	2	Don't mock me! I'm about to infuse my bloodstream with the power of this lettuce sandwich!
q5878	v2346	c56596	0	I'm a realist, do as you please.
q5879	v147	c1406	4	Your name is Nikaido, and you like having anal sex with dead animals.
q5881	v32811	c101227	2	I'm getting reversed raped by a sadist, and she's recording it...Some people would pay a small fortune for this.
q5882	v32811	c101092	3	The idea of cucking someone is rather exciting, isn't it?
q5883	v32811	c101227	6	Can I put a collar on you and take you for naked walkies around the beach? While spanking your ass, preferably.
q5884	v3770	c524	22	If every person was born for a purpose…then that means I’m not a person.
q5885	v3856	c16340	3	Prayers aren’t something you do for God’s sake.
q5886	v231	c931	4	Is this the evening jelly cumshot festival or something!?
q5887	v33272	c107304	4	Are those cucumbers wrapped around her stomach?!
q5888	v334	c10481	5	Heroes have a duty to root through other people's bookshelves and drawers without permission.
q5889	v71	c22212	2	Yeah, I even know how many wrinkles he has on his asshole!
q5890	v28398	c90413	2	Before I knew it, everyone began to decay.
q5891	v28398	c90413	1	“With the same lips that clashed with yours in filthy debates… I'd wish to let beauty melt between them.”
q5892	v28398	c90413	2	"The best way to cover up a crime is to become directly involved in it yourself."
q5893	v28398	c90413	2	I am Mabuchi Meiyou, and she is—I crave only to melt into the radiance of her beauty. That alone stirs my soul.
q5894	v28398	c90413	2	Are we, then, still simply man and woman? Two separate creatures, marked by their flesh and form—male and female?
q5895	v31659	c99974	3	I can't control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.
q5896	v48125	\N	4	From the context, I don't think the 'koi' they speak of is the koi fish.
q5897	v31659	c99977	5	an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.
q5899	v15	c126659	6	...why do you love male genitalia so much?
q5900	v15	c26649	1	Everyone should know what a twisted person I've become.
q5901	v15	\N	8	Getting irritated again, I began attacking the old people with my yo-yo on the way home.
q5902	v1951	c35158	2	Then come, my 6-legged, 6-jointed, 6-winged kin—evil insects that devour even the stars of heaven, more numerous than the sands of the sea.
q5903	v1951	c35152	4	I mock him with a vicious grin, shoving my middle finger right in his face.
q5904	v52266	c141110	-1	Tch!? Couldn't you have knocked!
q5905	v8158	c2841	2	My lecture was canceled. By me, that is.
q5906	v8158	c2842	1	Once a human knows a possible path to their future, that somehow ensures that they never actually reach it.
q5907	v8158	c9360	1	I'm a healthy young man. I let nature direct my eyes.
q5908	v7723	c567	3	I... will go "dere"!
q5909	v7723	c567	2	Either you delete that data, or I delete you. Which sounds like the more attractive option?
q5910	v147	c1406	5	But I could have sworn I saw you on that "Feces of Death" video.
q5911	v50503	c155930	4	Even in his wildest fantasies, he still imagines himself as my servant...
q5912	v50503	c155930	8	Do you take me for a whore? You think you can just buy both my panties and silence from me?
q5913	v39872	\N	4	I mean, everyone's gonna cream a little after someone saves their life.
q5914	v52266	c141110	0	I'm fine.
q5915	v29443	c99958	0	Is it all right...if I consider you my daughter?
q5916	v7	c72	17	My whole body feels like a sexual organ just before climax.
q5917	v31659	\N	7	Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
q5918	v56416	\N	1	Everything has a cost. How much would it cost to make the world a better place…?
q5919	v6475	c46943	2	There's no love at all in masturbating!
q5920	v6475	c46938	4	My butt! Fuck me in the ass please!
q5921	v6475	c46939	4	We had reached a point where just holding each other, could bring us to a kind of spiritual climax.
q5922	v33272	c105008	0	Running when you're being chased is normal
q5923	v1030	c3596	0	But can my pussy handle this many cocks?
q5925	v29661	c94432	4	Are you sure just being a head is something you’d call ‘safe’…?
q5926	v32811	c101227	5	Why does it have to be impossible to ogle a girl's tits and ass at the same time?!
q5927	v7	c72	21	When I cut her apart, it was so thrilling I almost ejaculated.
q5928	v43535	\N	6	Time for my favorite passtime, being a nuisance on purpose!
q5929	v8	\N	2	Look, *I* don't want to know the three sizes of God, thank you very much...
q5930	v17101	\N	3	Hack into God.
q5931	v751	c272	4	I'm beyond astounded you decided to choose me, but I suppose everyone has the right to make bad decisions.
q5932	v3457	c74485	5	Noo, don't look at my clattering balls
q5933	v44358	c97865	5	You're a really pretty brunette Hitler with a drug problem.
q5934	v44358	c132568	2	Not you, Herpes Fully Loaded.
q5935	v26154	c85480	3	I can tell you're taking off the negligee dressing of my soul so that you can touch my delicate skin with your mind...!
q5936	v51915	c132563	6	Family tree ends with you, Harry Potter watcher.
q5937	v51915	c132563	8	I sell cough medicine to middle schoolers and tell them it's heroin.
q5938	v39872	c119868	4	I'm gonna cuckold you as hard as I can!
q5939	v23742	c73606	4	Oh crap! She just saw me motorboating her mom's tits!
q5940	v23742	c79759	11	Kyaaah~! Big boobs are scary! Run awaaaay!
q5941	v48125	\N	2	If a toaster refused to toast bread, then surely it'd be useless? Who would want a toaster like that?
q5942	v2045	\N	-2	Yep, we're elite guards.
q5943	v2046	c735	3	Mm, you're right. Consensual's definitely better.
q5944	v487	c735	4	I was born to fuck the Archfiend.
q5945	v23736	c78193	0	We are in the midst of a very tough showdown right now.
q5946	v23736	c76013	0	Something seems interesting.
q5947	v23736	c77103	1	Whoever eats everything first wins.
q5948	v23736	c78193	0	You're Kaguya, aren't you? I ought to watch your videos.
q5949	v1320	c3045	-1	Yeah, I'm exploding with energy today!
q5950	v1320	c3045	-1	Mission success, Agent N.
q5951	v1320	c3046	-1	Wawawa... Faye's not very popular!
q5952	v889	c142055	-1	Youngster. Don't be tied down by human thought. You disgust me.
q5953	v1320	\N	4	The cup gave birth to a childish deceptionistic idea, but it's not good enough.
q5954	v6540	c7811	7	I'm gonna do it... Hehe, I'm gonna turn you into my dick doll.
q5955	v37179	\N	-1	If I hear the words 'you're here to slay her' or 'if you don't, it'll be the end of the world', you've lost speaking privileges.
q5956	v37179	\N	0	Oh, that's right! Yeah, fuck this guy. Don't trust him.
q5957	v37179	c134636	1	Best three minutes of my life.
q5958	v37179	\N	0	You know, if you think about it, isn't life just a really big cage?
q5959	v22741	c72532	13	Mommy doesn't remember raising you to be such a slut.
q5960	v5656	c38303	0	Shall I spin the cue like in the manga?
q5961	v5656	c38303	-2	I won't lose today.
q5962	v5656	c38306	-1	Onii-chan, stay calm even when you're a phantom thief.
q5963	v5656	c38307	-1	This gun is the best. If it wasn't for the cable, I would have wanted to wait and go home.
q5964	v23736	c75944	0	You start work today and you probably don't have anything to wear. Here you go.
q5965	v20601	c5872	3	Her power may be simple, but little is stronger than simple things honed to perfection.
q5966	v21668	c60020	1	She's got the freaking boyfriend brigade fawning over her every goddamn day, and now she's SCARED?
q5967	v7803	c12509	3	I'll bring some rope to tie me up.
q5968	v7803	c12509	5	I've never given someone an order like that before. And yesterday was the first time I threatened a girl, too. So many firsts lately.
q5969	v36	c9995	9	Misuzu-chin, ganbaru!
q5970	v10304	c18193	2	Something like that is only gentlemanly as a human! And so, thinking of the dog's future, I decided to dress him in a tuxedo!
q5971	v23736	c75944	0	Usually the Director and the Guest Librarian can handle most issues on their own, but sometimes thete are a lot of worms.
q5972	v2622	c752	0	That potato pancake is draniki, and the potato salad here is called stolichnii.
q5973	v11068	c9145	0	But if I may say so myself, I'm quite an introvert by nature, so I kind of feel that way.
q5974	v11300	c12024	0	If you think about it, isn't this what they call a date?
q5975	v1230	c4269	0	But don't bury your face in my chest.
q5976	v50395	c155784	4	I'll do whatever I want! I'll break the system here, shut down the world there, and then, then — I'll write new laws!....Ha-ha-ha-ha!
q5977	v39846	\N	1	Take this and clear the vines. They've been bad, so they need to be eliminated. Go forth and commit genocide in my name, brave knight!
q5978	v23741	c81732	5	I can't believe you haven't been listening to audio porn. How can you even live like that?
q5979	v50	\N	3	Homer, stop, stop, they're already dead.
q5980	v25902	c102212	2	I guess I just have to go back to snorting MDMA.
q5981	v47337	\N	1	Didn’t your mom ever teach you that people who can’t accept others’ kindness honestly won’t make it to heaven?
q5982	v47337	\N	1	And when it comes to ditching your virginity, the fastest way is to learn from someone experienced, isn’t it?
q5983	v47337	\N	1	You can’t trade your back for your belly!
q5984	v47337	\N	3	I’ll spread my legs and welcome you in~ Hurry up and come, my prince~…
q5986	v54602	c154206	-1	GELI MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD
q5987	v58574	c156139	4	... It seems like no one here understands how based and trad-pilled I am.
q5988	v58574	c156142	5	Hey, H-HEY! Get your grubby communist hands off of MY property!
q5989	v58574	c156141	4	Sorry, but this here 'pool toy' has been designated for use by the democratically elected CEO of Antifa.
q5990	v39872	c119874	4	I guess she likes kids... Little kids, anyway.
q5991	v23741	c84395	5	We'll destroy the meteor with ejaculation.
q5992	v6540	c7813	6	Your rich semen... all over my boobs... It's like whipped cream... My boobs are all white like a frosted cake... A boobie cake...
q5993	v39872	c119867	4	I'm starting to feel like I've become an eroge heroine myself!
q5994	v4806	c788	2	I mean, isn't masturbation something that frustrated women do to relieve stress while reading doujinshi about homosexuals?
q5995	v4806	c714	3	There's a homosexual rapist here!! Somebody please call the police!! RAAAAAAAPE!
q5996	v15064	c24602	3	Um, Mr. Beast?♡
q5997	v50395	c155784	5	Oh, that's right, only God knows what cockroaches live in my head...
q5998	v21266	c68614	6	Hey! I can swing my dick wherever I want to! We're all guys here!
q5999	v21266	c68611	4	I don't mind licking off all your cummies!
q6000	v21266	c75423	4	Do you have a Tweiner or Fakebook account? We can keep in touch through those!
q6001	v914	\N	3	Let me fuck you. I'm going to die soon anyway. It's a good thing if you consider this as a charity.
q6002	v1030	c3583	0	If I fingered Itou, this would be my one guess.
q6003	v1030	c3583	0	There's plenty of dicks to go around. There's no limit.
q6004	v18077	c39179	3	That's not a place cocks can go in!
q6005	v4	c488	4	Your hair's soft. Ah, but you'll probably lose it in the future, anyway.
q6006	v1484	c56085	2	I heard that Japan has the best toilets.
q6007	v23741	\N	2	She's wearing clothes! CLOTHES!
q6008	v23736	c76013	0	Is this Heart?
q6009	v2622	c752	-1	You said that you'd turn everything back to normal in a month.
q6010	v13666	c34599	3	As long as we're alive, there's hope.
q6011	v618	c42093	0	I was completely fooled.
q6012	v5	c192	3	I want to hear your answer, not 'gegebo' or 'ungaa.'
q6013	v751	c267	3	Boobs aren't gonna lose! Boobs are justice! Boobs will save earth!
q6014	v1320	c3042	5	Ooh?.. Faye, so you liked tying up men. Like a queen.
q6015	v54897	c150817	5	Creep! Beta male! Incel!
q6016	v54897	c150817	2	Actions are worth a thousand words. And money is worth a million.
q6017	v54897	c150818	9	The world caulk reminded me of another word, so I assumed it meant something dirty... You can only imagine what I thought of the word pussyfooting.
q6018	v13962	c16134	-1	You're really bad with girls. Call her by her name at a time like this.
q6019	v394	c9884	1	He's all sweet on the cute girls.
q6020	v1185	c31022	1	Leave the facial recognition to me. I'll be sure to know 90% of the genders of the kids at school.
q6021	v1185	c31022	2	What a dangerous guy. Even the Great Demon King believes in the hero and doesn't lock the treasure chest containing the weapons.
q6022	v394	c9884	1	Why are you still sleeping today?
q6023	v52275	c141099	-1	...There's no need for you to fight. It's been that way since the beginning.
q6024	v52275	c141100	1	If there's any commander who can kill you, it's me. I won't let anyone else take that position.
q6025	v52275	c146951	2	To be happy, you need to be prepared. There will be hard times. But you have to face them with a determination not to give up.
q6026	v52275	c141097	1	I want you to forgive yourself, at least for the sake of my life.
q6027	v52275	c141098	0	As I thought, your face is beautiful.
q6028	v10	\N	0	If you gave up from the start, there would be no disappointment. If you turned our back, there wouldn't be any happy things, but also no painful things.
q6029	v1286	c1541	6	I feel regret every second of my life.
q6030	v50395	c155784	2	I want you to see me as a much deeper person, not just a simple, cruel girl...
q6031	v394	c9884	1	Yu-chan has kidnapped a girl!
q6032	v24984	c78648	10	I can't go outside, I'm too gay.
q6033	v10028	c153882	8	I hope that our tomorrow is overflowing with happy light, forever and ever......
q6034	v5834	c1793	-1	Oh, come on, you dimwit! That's the first question you ask her? There are a million things you should be asking before that!
q6035	v5834	c1793	0	I hate anything and everything perverted.
q6036	v5834	c1793	1	If I came in here and witnessed that, I'd call the police without a second thought.
q6037	v5834	c1793	1	You're lucky that I love you, or I'd be very upset with you. In my mind, you're nothing but an asshole.
q6038	v2346	c110903	3	Sell your blood for money!!
q6039	v19035	\N	4	Even if two people see each other every day, it doesn't always mean that they know anything about each other.
q6040	v11637	\N	4	Senki candidate! If I win this battle, we shall copulate! I believe our eggs would evolve in a manner that would surprise even Darwin...!
q6041	v45	c28951	0	Adios, chinaman
q6042	v9093	c9338	2	Two is better than one
q6043	v19616	c60006	3	Whairu!? My Engrish no good foh you!?
q6044	v19616	\N	3	Or what? Panties. Panties. Panties panties panties. Pink panties, purple panties. Striped across your butt panties. We all love panties.
q6045	v19616	\N	3	Was Russia's Navy a bunch of vodka drinking bears in rowboats?
q6046	v19616	\N	3	I smell a trap, and traps are gay. Not for me!
q6047	v19616	\N	3	WHAT?!? Yesyesyesyes I'mfine thankyouverymuch.
q6048	v211	c305	1	...if this was 'Clue', I'd be waiting for you in the study with the candlestick.
q6049	v34136	c145998	5	M'lady, you have how they say, "junk in the trunk."
q6050	v1063	\N	6	She might have become a little autistic.
q6051	v1063	c152912	4	Sorry, I just remembered I have something to do! My older sister's cousin got into an accident and they're gonna die!
q6052	v1063	c152912	4	On my ranking list of awful people, sex offenders rank better than lunatics. If you talk to a criminal, they'll understand. You can't talk to a lunatic, though.
q6053	v24241	c74512	1	You really... have... unique taste...
q6054	v34136	c104973	8	Aw, man, I could use an STD right now if it meant I got to have actual sex.
q6055	v34136	\N	7	The patient in Room 105 attempted autofellatio and has snapped his spine!
q6056	v49181	c156496	0	Let's take Ibuprofen together!
q6057	v17827	\N	0	Grandma, could you not use the crying-laughing emoji with this?
q6058	v395	c113153	4	Whatever my friend is afraid of, it's probably boobs. Like, maybe he has a fear of sharp things, or of circular shapes, or some intense PTSD.
q6059	v8508	\N	8	Being able to do stupid things without shame is the privilege of being in love.
q6060	v8508	c10869	4	I'd just hold her like that, rub her back and forth, push her down, and then, hey, hey, hey, hey... What does hey mean? Calm down!
q6061	v1063	\N	5	Doodeedoo! Takamichi Itaru Levels Up! Now he has a urine fetish!
q6062	v23741	c71533	7	Why can she handle face-fucking, but not toothbrushing?
q6063	v13905	c32591	1	Last time you had a bruise, now you have a scratch. I wonder what kind of wonderful school life you're having.
q6064	v50395	c155808	2	I wonder what fate has in store for us?
q6065	v25622	\N	0	You can die with a smile because you finally got to enjoy some rough non-consensual sex.
q6066	v50395	c155806	4	Oh...Don't be such a tsundere, just this once...
q6067	v6985	c737	3	I called him Daddy!
q6068	v33150	c102387	5	I'm the only one who's a real piece of trash.
q6069	v10	\N	1	...Smile for me... Setsumi...
q6070	v18739	\N	0	I'd reached my twenty-second summer with no accomplishments, no memories, and I was going to die.
q6071	v18739	\N	1	Everyone here is sick. It's just a matter of whether it's a sickness of the body or a sickness of the mind.
q6072	v1484	c56085	0	We can say the same thing about the Sacred Toilet - there are 1110 Spirits living inside the toilet!!
q6073	v31055	\N	2	The link between prostates and GDP is settled science. Why are we developing new railways, but not our prostates?
q6074	v97	c71	8	This isn't the hospital, and you're not my patient. This service doesn't come with a smile.
q6075	v97	c71	6	Spirytus vodka. Good for disinfecting wounds in a pinch, and also does a fine job of setting things on fire.
q6076	v32855	c124314	1	Ugh. Is this being prying into my pivate life? I feel a little annoyed, but i can't really say anything back because the other party is, well, a huge shark. Pathetic...
q6077	v32758	c115223	3	Fate is just a name man gives to the past. If you ask me, those walls were just fated to break.
q6079	v34669	\N	6	his power has multiplied many times over thanks to his 'BL Seme Power'!
q6080	v34669	\N	5	I had to find a way to insert an erotic scene somehow.
q6082	v34669	c86241	0	So your sex appeal is unintentional, huh...?
q6083	v57128	c156401	-7	the freak circus
q6084	v4037	c40316	4	If I could fap for food, I'd offer my cum up every day!
q6085	v6540	\N	-1	game board-cum-campus
q6086	v58386	c155659	5	I came into the faggot lair through the window
q6087	v58386	c155659	5	Yes this is one of Miku's books: "Fucking for dummies or how not to shit yourself during orgasm". About the same length as War and Peace.
q6088	v34669	\N	0	Man, I never would have guessed that Hinata was such a perverted exhibitionist...
q6089	v34669	c86241	3	and yet for some reason my nipples are exposed...
q6090	v50395	c155804	2	You and...The chainsaw!
q6091	v50395	c155787	3	I...Refuse...REFUSE.
q6092	v21782	c64022	4	Poor soul... It seems women are always treated poorly, regardless of the country, throughout the ages.
q6093	v26563	c88397	6	OUCH! OUUCH! Haah, but she smells so good. It huuurts! But... she smells so good! No, actually, it hurts too much! Haah, but the smell...
q6094	v58762	c156123	1	(Why are these guys wearing red? Probably useless extras.)
q6095	v58762	c156123	0	Isn’t it obvious? I’m planning to make Emily mine. And the first step is getting rid of that idiot husband of hers.
q6096	v54158	c146902	1	One of only three men who can use magic, and you have a small tree for a dick.
q6097	v52060	c140761	0	Mmm… your hand feels so good, It feels more intimate than ever before.
q6098	v52060	c156705	0	What a naughty man I’ve invited over for dinner… thinking he was going to eat me… *Giggles*
q6099	v5136	\N	5	Hey,Ni--ck. Your [Penix Wright].
q6100	v52060	c148259	0	Oh? And you believe me to be woman enough to handle your ... tale?
q6101	v52060	c148255	0	Echo, would you please tell Kisha to stop eating mushrooms. They're making her brain mushy.
q6102	v52060	c140602	0	It felt great. I needed the release after watching the show you put on for me. But I wish it had been you... no statue could compare to you.
q6103	v751	c267	3	The power of these boob-lovers, none of which I'm familiar with in the slightest, is collecting in my right hand!
q6104	v751	c267	3	What worth is a humanity that has no love for boobs?!
q6105	v16640	\N	4	Thanks, Mother Eve, for helping me realize I'm gay.
q6106	v16640	\N	2	The Outlaws are cooking...
q6107	v933	c4738	8	If they all start eating shit off the sidewalk, you do the same and eat shit off the sidewalk.
q6108	v147	c1406	5	Well lookie what we have here. A talking vagina with a neck and shoulders.
q6109	v1564	c10825	9	Shut up, you squawking homobird.
q6110	v1564	c10830	7	Oh is that it, Ivan? You want to become one of us homopals, too?
q6111	v52284	c142818	0	N-no... There's no way I could be someone's wife, idiot!
q6112	v52284	c141129	1	No, Relya... You're not useless, you're not Sakura.
q6113	v7773	\N	3	God, please let me return to the moment I woke up this morning—then I’ll do my best not to get an erection.
q6114	v59028	c156811	4	You feel better after pooping. But you can't poop without eating. And that's why we have to eat.
q6115	v52284	c142817	1	You really are too kind, Master... What if every girl in the world ends up falling for you?
q6116	v52284	c141129	2	To me, muscular women are hot. Only weak guys would disagree with that.
q6117	v52284	c152761	2	You normies don't understand anything about this world, Lina... Just listen to me, I know more about isekai worlds than anyone.
q6118	v11993	c50734	-2	I see, then, let's eat.
q6119	v11133	c84106	-1	If you do that to another girl, you'll get punished, okay?
q6120	v1185	c31020	-1	No, nothing. I thought it would come later.
q6121	v16640	\N	4	It was morning wood to end all morning wood. Some might even call it... the Super Morning Wood.
q6122	v16640	c31033	4	No. It has to go in your womb, or the wasted semen will come back to haunt you.
q6123	v16640	c31033	4	Aster's crotch is currently a Dragon Buster.
q6124	v16640	c31033	4	It's just going to leave a gaping hole in your crotch, that's all.
q6125	v1185	c119971	-1	Well, there were only a few stairs to go down, so it's possible that they went to another room, went outside or just went home quickly.
q6126	v1185	c31022	-1	Well then, we'll just spread ourselves out as we like.
q6127	v59095	c156817	1	I knew that boys will always talk about how old women are more attractive than the others like me...
q6128	v20424	\N	2	I use all my strength to clench my butt cheeks together and run.
q6129	v13666	\N	2	Surely you're not still caught up in the notion that the real world is superior or whatever.
q6130	v13666	\N	4	Save for her BDSM sessions, she rarely performed any sort of physical activity period.
q6131	v43525	\N	1	I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, Manson sticking his penis in a pencil sharpener or him using that definition correctly.
q6132	v31055	c99563	5	If anything, it's unhygienic to wear clothes.
q6133	v31055	\N	3	By masturbating to pictures of the heroine, he increases his power.
q6134	v394	c9884	1	Is that it? Is there anything else you want to say?
q6135	v7077	c15074	-1	Welcome home, Akira.
q6136	v1185	c31022	-1	Although she was aware there was something important to be done, a cat appeared before her eyes.
q6137	v13962	c16134	0	Let's dance, Producer.
q6138	v13962	c16134	-1	Seriously, if you don't leave your sister alone, you'll be in trouble.
q6139	v2040	c735	6	My manly dick. stretched out to the heavens, is truly a gallant sight.
q6140	v2040	c735	7	It's truly a dick among dicks.
q6141	v9093	c9343	3	But not everything is about successes and failures. Sometimes you don't get either of those, and still gain something without visible value.
q6142	v37116	c112736	1	Whoa, there's a new set of panties in here!
q6143	v29871	c81177	3	Plan B is what I call coming up with a new plan
q6144	v21533	c64062	-1	You... Why are you turning red?
q6145	v3865	c11563	-1	Makoto said she'd come after club activities were over. I think it'll probably be around 2:00 PM.
q6146	v11133	c83998	-1	Huh? How did she find us out?
q6147	v3865	c11563	-1	So, could you please separate these application documents for the food stall by type and put them together?
q6148	v7077	c15075	-2	That's right, I can't concentrate.
q6149	v21465	c62574	0	Oneesan is super-duper angry fire!!
q6150	v18077	\N	3	Uhaah! My cock's in trouble!
q6151	v18454	\N	4	So, what can I do for you kids? Looking to score some narcotics for your idiot friends?
q6152	v18454	c45946	3	And that scene where they randomly started singing? That shit never happens.
q6153	v18454	c45946	5	Maybe we should just stay siblings...
q6154	v18454	c45946	3	So... Necrophilia, huh?
q6155	v28576	c98438	5	My Mamiya is sexier.
q6156	v59028	c89459	3	I feel like rubbing what's on my inside.
q6157	v59028	c156811	5	She took the kids. And the house.
q6158	v59028	c156811	3	White hair. Red eyes. Yummy toes.
q6159	v1286	c1538	1	I don't care if everyone else is gone, as long as I have you...
q6160	v28218	\N	6	Oh man, I'm finally fucking my daughter. Father of the year material, right here...
q6161	v31611	\N	3	You sign the Cashier's asscheeks and walk away.
q6162	v31611	\N	4	Well, the other day I nutted into the milk carton because there was nothing else to use.
q6164	v31611	\N	3	He has a condition, he won't be able to rest properly if his cum sock cannot be smelt.
q6165	v31611	\N	3	Mate, I have over 2TB worth of hentai on my desktop, you really think I wouldn't have unlimited data?
q6166	v29443	c99957	1	Okay Daddy!
q6167	v532	c3201	-4	I've looked into it thoroughly and there's no doubt about it. And that explains why we were treated so poorly, right?
q6168	v532	c6592	-4	From the moment I laid eyes on you, Tae, I felt like I was under your spell.
q6169	v7507	c86554	0	Well, that's why I was staying here.
q6170	v532	c3197	-2	That's right. I was startled by fifteen alarms suddenly ringing.
q6171	v7507	c2732	0	Anyway, it seems like you're in a better mood than before, right?
q6172	v32181	\N	7	Your gay pornography has been forged into a formidable blade.
q6173	v18454	c45946	5	Kyaa~ Help, I'm being ing rape raped!
q6174	v18454	c45946	3	I'm sure many people would get the wrong idea if I said that I sleep with my sister, but there's really nothing dubious at play here.
q6175	v18454	c45946	2	I have more tubes than friends
q6176	v1564	c10825	4	Is being the bottom always this unsettling?
q6177	v284	c36820	8	My god... There are games about homosexuality?
q6178	v8020	c241	2	I love growing herbs with strong effects.
q6179	v46704	c157053	0	Kid??? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID? I'M YOUR THIRD YEAR SENIOR YA DICK!
q6180	v11133	c8491	0	Shut up and go to sleep. Now you can either sweat a lot or sleep well.
q6181	v11133	\N	-1	There were rows of marble-like structures, and nearby there was a beautiful waterfall that made a beautiful sound.
q6182	v7507	c2732	0	What's wrong? If you have something to say, say it clearly.
q6183	v6438	c12823	0	...Coffee is heresy.
q6184	v6438	c12827	3	Oh, what a nice tsundere. I'd definitely love to see the moment you dere for me.
q6185	v933	c4734	10	We call boys who get shy at times like these "bottoms", you know.
q6186	v933	c4737	6	I love girls, they have so many holes! Let’s plug them all up and make you feel real nice!
q6187	v36635	c111048	4	Close your eyes, grit your teeth, and spread your legs
q6188	v21667	c71988	4	I'm the most disgusting man in the world, both inside and out.
q6189	v21667	c70095	6	Man, your face is like a goddamn war crime. I'm gonna throw up.
q6190	v22505	c4655	8	This is bad... My johnson was about to go berserk...
q6191	v22505	c4655	6	i was raped in the ass, my genitals were crushed, all of my skin was torn off
q6192	v58620	c156960	1	You're not alone. Not this time. If you want to enter the heart of the Circle... I will accompany you until the end.
q6193	v58620	c156960	0	It's believed their existence dates back to the first dark pacts, when humanity was only beginning to grasp the price of eternity.
q6194	v58620	c156960	0	It's not common to see that much resolve in a human.
q6195	v58620	c156960	0	And you? Do you have friends? Someone you trust, even a little?
q6196	v50395	c155784	1	I love you in my way, Leere...
q6197	v24240	c83402	1	Daaah! He's making me out to be some kind of minor sidekick? Shouldn't being a demon king count for something?
q6198	v1484	c56085	4	Do you understand, wild pissing woman?!
q6199	v1484	c56085	6	OK!! I would do anything in the name of piss!
q6200	v23393	\N	2	Strap-on-?!
q6202	v23393	\N	5	My dick had betrayed me.
q6203	v23393	\N	1	You're a homo, aren't you?
q6204	v23393	\N	1	You fucking drag queen. Freak.
q6205	v23393	\N	1	Get out, homo.
q6206	v58620	c157055	0	I don't believe in redemption.
q6207	v94	c94339	1	Jeez! You're turning into a space cadet like Haruka!
q6208	v21852	c64302	7	Ahah, long time no see, Penis-san. Nice to see you again.
q6209	v21852	c64305	6	As far as I know, I didn't magically grow a dick.
q6210	v28286	c89815	1	Stop it! The cicadas are gonna cry!
q6211	v28286	c89815	2	Hibiki, can I... taste your boobs?
q6212	v59118	c156852	0	If he keep undressing both of us... We'll both be making babies!!
q6213	v52284	c141129	2	Thief, huh... Then please steal all my sperm, Miss Thief...
q6214	v52284	c152756	1	(What kind of idiot tries to start a romantic relationship with a spirit...?)
q6215	v47837	c153722	0	He's a coffee virgin, man.
q6216	v47837	c153733	2	You are such a horndog, brother. Yesterday you promised me I wouldn't be another Pokémon in your deck.
q6217	v573	c42250	0	I wasn't going to get fired up about something on purpose. Wasting energy goes against my principles.
q6218	v58960	\N	0	"Cogito ergo sum" is not the full quote. It actually is "Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum".
q6219	v54897	\N	2	Your curry tastes like poop from a butt
q6220	v24240	c83406	1	What, can't flirt with older men like me?
q6221	v24240	c83407	1	Is it just me, or am I in a unique situation that's preventing me from being 'normal'?
q6222	v1564	c10825	5	Breathe in, breathe out. And why don't you get your balls massaged while you're at it?
q6223	v3144	c3559	9	I-I actually… like to go out in public and masturbate, hoping they don’t notice… Umm, i-its one of my hobbies.
q6224	v23393	\N	5	And then there's me, the premature ejaculator made worse by my celibacy.
q6225	v23393	\N	3	AAAAHHH@$*#%)(#$%!
q6226	v23393	\N	2	You tie your shoes just as tightly as you guard your chastity, huh.
q6227	v6540	c43551	2	The tidal wave of thick, rich semen beating against her womb's walls seemed to practically go beyond her womb and directly attack her brain.
q6228	v548	c22060	1	I began to seriously consider wrapping her in a blanket and throwing her out the window.
q6229	v58620	c157055	0	I prefer to say I'm functional.
q6230	v58620	c157055	2	Oh God! I pictured him in a leather suit fighting lycanthropes in slow motion.
q6231	v14232	\N	0	The sound of horses in silver armor roaring across the barren earth. Leading the Divine Knights was a female knight.
q6232	v14232	\N	0	If it's something valuable, I'll just cash it in, but if it's something that might be interest, I'll avoid it.
q6233	v14232	\N	0	The sword was swung down mercilessly, and I dodged it just in time.
q6234	v14232	\N	0	The Silver Hawk Brigade is an army of the finest Remirisia knights, and their name is known on the battlefield.
q6235	v14232	c23992	-1	Excuse me. I am the leader od the Silver Hawks of the Kingdom of Remirisia, and I have come to accept your offer.
q6236	v52864	\N	3	Everything is drowning in this piss yellow light and I hate it.
q6237	v59179	c157127	1	I dunno...you might have trouble finding a parking space for a skeleton horse...
q6238	v59179	c157128	1	Tch. A dark knight is not 'cute'.
q6239	v59179	\N	1	Normally, this would scare me...but it's hard to feel threatened when she's holding her toy rabbit.
q6240	v59179	c157128	3	'Slurpee'. 'Slushie'. 'Icee'. These are not beverages. These are the utterances of a newborn.
q6241	v59179	c157128	3	'Donkey Kong' is not a mere game. 'Tis a work of art.
q6242	v5656	c38303	-1	Well then, let's just run away.
q6243	v14232	c23992	-1	You pig. Are you making fun of me? If you try to decieve me, I'll cut off your head and throw it away. Tell me where the princess is.
q6244	v7077	c15077	-2	Ren seems to have been keeping up good grades for a while, so I'm glad I asked you to help her.
q6245	v14232	c24001	-1	This pendant belongs to Princess Ellora of the Kingdom of Remirisia.
q6246	v5656	\N	-2	Among the few students were the three girls I had met earlier.
q6247	v147	c1406	6	It's Sir Cumcision to you, pal!
q6248	v2016	c21181	9	"Wise Adolf... You were right. That night was a message from God."
q6249	v8203	c8561	3	He's the kind of guy who devotes his life to bullying people. Killing him won't fix that.
q6251	v58620	c157055	0	It's hard to know anything when you don't ask, but to be fair, I would've killed you.
q6252	v58620	c157055	0	I don't like blondes.
q6253	v14232	c23992	-1	Hey, where is the princess? Answer me.
q6254	v1185	c31022	-1	It's amazing that he was serious about deciding to compete with this.
q6255	v3865	c11563	-1	That's why I asked you what was going on before club activities.
q6256	v3113	c8469	-1	Senpai, look! A black belt!
q6257	v532	c3201	-4	There's no need to ask such a thing in a place like this.
q6258	v20981	\N	1	Besides, I'm not going to end up like that freezer burnt bitch.
q6259	v8020	c267	1	So Kagari, if you want to know humans, you should first learn about foolishness.
q6260	v7077	c15077	-2	That's right... Then I'll prepare some tea and snacks.
q6261	v19658	c50407	2	Nyaaaaa! What are you doing! Put me down! Lolicon!!!
q6262	v13839	c19535	4	Muu...in that case..stay still and let me assault you then...
q6263	v19658	c142456	6	Was I a lolicon after all?
q6264	v10028	c153882	-2	......I, wasn't born to do this
q6265	v10028	c153882	2	If you've done something bad, and the worse it is, the first one you have to be forgiven by is "yourself".
q6266	v31157	c3817	2	"You son of a bitch!"
q6267	v8020	\N	3	Effect: Use Yoshino as a shield to block an enemy attack once. Yoshino will die.
q6268	v8020	c5418	1	Well then, let's mass produce Yoshinos and give them a program to evolve and multiply.
q6269	v4503	\N	5	I'm a bottom down to the bottom of my heart.
q6270	v4503	c24269	1	Hurry up and get movin'. As things stand, you're just reminding me how heavy you are!
q6271	v14887	\N	4	I also do the rounds on some porn sites, in order to help acclimatize myself to women and their bodies.
q6272	v46543	c132130	0	Your boobies are huge, too, mina-chan!
q6273	v21533	c64064	2	But I've stopped. It's too lame to even think about the possibility of conception through compensated dating.
q6274	v3246	c18933	5	Ah, the wiener is soooo good!
q6275	v151	c55831	2	If she's still counting how many men she slept with, she's still a novice.
q6276	v31157	c3817	3	"...I'll admit I'm happy to hear that, but... In other words, without love, it cannot be eaten..?"
q6277	v31157	c3817	3	...Yes... I suppose you could say I'm the joker.
q6278	v31157	c3814	3	...Please don't be so quick to say something so problematic.
q6279	v31157	c71297	3	Come on! Let's go, Natsumi!! To the Netherlands, where they recognize same-sex marriage~~!!!
q6280	v31661	c116900	1	"I'm not crazy, I'm very normal!"
q6281	v23736	c75925	2	The most important job of a Librarian is to exterminate the worms that eat stories and to repair the damaged stories.
q6284	v68	\N	7	And then I found out. I found out about a miraculous cure for such disorders called a 'lobotomy'.
q6285	v67	\N	6	Rena had a disorder... that normal people didn't.
q6286	v23736	\N	0	However, there is an unknown celestial sphere-like device, gargoyle-like statues, and lamps that shine in mysterious colors.
q6287	v23736	c76008	0	I'm not the author myself, but I think I have love for it that's just as strong.
q6288	v3246	\N	13	Shit yourself.
q6289	v3246	c18934	11	If I masturbate for you, you'll really forgive me...?
q6290	v3246	c18940	8	You've got to get serious... or they're going to gang-rape you.
q6291	v41695	c157262	1	Wait, you don't have any sort of birth control here?! Wow, that really sucks for you...I'm torn between feeling bad and laughing.
q6292	v41695	c157259	1	I could just let my embarrassment take over if you want? I could turn red, slap you, run away and never speak to you again...It might be fun!
q6293	v33369	c153253	1	I knew it was going to be hot today. But I don't know what's hotter, you or the weather.
q6294	v33369	c153514	1	He's the Terminator with a belt-fed weapon, but his tech skills max out at channel surfing.
q6295	v33369	c153315	1	I told her you are a badass who also tries to be a White Knight.
q6296	v58620	c157055	2	Instead of staying at home drinking wine, becoming a manic depressive or something, you decided to become a threat to the state.
q6297	v58620	c157055	0	I'm going to throw you on your back in the first ten seconds.
q6298	v58620	c157336	0	Your offer turns me on a little.
q6299	v58620	c157336	0	If it's not slow, it's not enjoyable.
q6300	v58620	c157336	0	Tell him about UFOs and the reptillians.
q6301	v11169	c42745	-1	Hey, Kei-chan... What's that?
q6302	v3246	\N	10	...All right, I'll postpone KILLing her for now.
q6303	v24240	c83404	5	Although, to have to just wait here with no otome games... I have quite a bit of time on my hands.
q6304	v3246	c18937	29	This was a technique that was frequently used by my old friend, Adolf Hitler.
q6305	v24240	c83405	2	That's why...you can't loosen the leash just because he's learning how to be normal.
q6306	v22345	c71190	0	I'm focused completely on this thing, but it's not calming me at all. It's actually making me mad!
q6307	v51	\N	4	I don't flip her skirt up, but I do pull her underwear down...
q6308	v19686	c54805	3	Get away from me before my crotch explodes!
q6309	v19686	c50024	2	Come! Return to mother's womb!
q6310	v68	c3787	7	Everyone might die tomorrow in a big catastrophe, so you should be really nice to everyone today.
q6312	v68	c3787	2	Hauu☆! I'm going to find something sho, sho kyute! And take it home with me!
q6313	v67	c3786	8	Is it true that Zack is made out of the same number of polygons as the female characters' breasts?
q6314	v26415	c85878	4	Usually, my pussy... drinks your semen, so...
q6315	v4107	\N	8	He was clearly jerkin' the gherkin.
q6316	v6462	c14366	-1	Apparently there's another fuction of the Aegis Shield... I guess I didn't know about the mirrored avatar function.
q6317	v4811	c58993	-1	I think the criminal who broke our bowl is here.
q6318	v6462	c14366	-1	I will not belong to someone like you who does not understand reason!
q6319	v19035	\N	12	And if I could take pleasure in this agony, then maybe death was the ultimate orgasm.
q6320	v19686	c54805	2	I want to lock mom in a minivan and start touching her in all sorts of places.
q6321	v1564	\N	2	Sometimes, there are just nights where you stand crying in the rain holding a bouquet. That's part of being a man, wouldn't you say?
q6322	v30877	\N	2	I think school is more dangerous than the battlefield.
q6323	v3246	c18933	7	It's so fucking hot...I wanna swim in the pool...But there's no water...Dammit...
q6324	v24240	c83406	2	I start swearing abuses, and run off at full speed.
q6325	v19686	\N	2	Kyaah! Who's this cutie?! I wanna lick her!
q6326	v4	c4941	3	Hahah, so I’m the dumbest ass in the universe? In a sense, I should be proud of that.
q6327	v3246	\N	3	Oh, Yokoyama-kun... In a perfect world, none such imperfections as 'kings' exist.
q6328	v3161	c14525	3	I drank yours so you can drink mine too.
q6329	v3161	c14525	3	At any rate, if what she says is true, that means not only could she get other women pregnant, but she could even fertilize her own egg with her own sperm.
q6330	v34254	c105523	3	If there's any ghosts here, I promise I'm not an exorcist.
q6331	v5628	c2172	1	Don't fear what you don't understand. Understand what you fear.
q6332	v1564	\N	14	I'm not "sucking you off." This is war.
q6333	v31055	c99563	4	But to kiss someone you need, well, someone to kiss.
q6334	v29661	c94428	6	Even if it's broken, it's more uncomfortable than painful. Plus, I've still got more. That's why they call them spare ribs, you know?
q6335	v29661	c94431	6	It's been a while, granny. Glad to see you still clinging onto life somehow.
q6336	v29661	c97369	6	Hey, stop glaring at me like that. I have no intention of harming women who aren't pregnant.
q6337	v29661	c97364	10	I'm also very sure there are kinder and more wonderful men out there than Scien. In fact, nearly all of them...
q6338	v26987	c103764	6	How about we coin the word femboy? You know, as in a femme-like boy?
q6339	v21875	c67407	5	The human to my centipede...
q6340	v3660	c18380	3	As long as you don't get caught, it's fine.
q6341	v37469	c112999	3	...You're calling my dick a kitten?
q6342	v3660	c18380	4	Oh? Do I look like a man who's going to succeed in life to you?
q6343	v8074	c18382	7	Make a contract with me and become a magical middle-aged person...
q6344	v6488	c41148	0	UNEXPECTED ERROR! NO FRIENDS FOUND!
q6345	v21875	c67408	6	Look!! There's so many white people here!!!
q6346	v21875	c67407	2	Like what? Liz...bian? Lesbian?
q6347	v1564	c10825	6	What a naughty boy, Darling! I want a divorce.
q6348	v19686	c54805	5	A little girl is cheering on my masturbation. Kill me.
q6349	v31055	c99564	4	And here I thought anyone could make a visual novel.
q6350	v22345	c71190	11	My little sister's hymen, heck yeah!
q6351	v8020	c270	2	But to say that it would be waiting in the ring for you was very sportsmanlike. What a nice dinosaur.
q6352	v28118	c89292	9	Teenagers are exhausting...
q6353	v28118	c89292	4	Despacito consumes me whole.
q6354	v28118	c89292	6	This is the worst hot boy summer ever.
q6355	v28118	c89282	0	Apologizing to people is fucking exhausting.
q6356	v28118	c89290	2	There are three things you never ask a girl: her age, her weight, and where she got her automatic rifle.
q6357	v1474	\N	1	I'm praying for a starry sky tomorrow...
q6358	v24240	c83407	1	H-hmm... How would you even develop romance with someone like that...?
q6359	v59383	c157445	4	Watch your Fucking Language.
q6360	v59383	c157443	3	You seriously want sir Head Cadaver to be your new motherly figure?
q6361	v532	c3201	-3	That being said, is there really nothing that can be done, Professor Shinkaichi?
q6362	v532	c32553	-2	I don't know what to do. Win or lose, it's the law of the jungle. Society is tough.
q6363	v1474	\N	1	It was only coincidence that the girl I fell in love with happened to be a little girl, okay!?
q6364	v31055	c99563	3	He might love things in his hole... but he's not going to love this ace of ours in it.
q6365	v31055	\N	3	Everyone's an idiot, but the biggest fools are men who don't train their anuses.
q6366	v19014	c45625	3	Summer is when even the worst perverts can become human beings!
q6367	v19014	c45621	2	Thank you, everyone, for attending the annual robbery drill at the mall. What happened here is exactly what you shouldn't try to do.
q6368	v19014	c45626	1	You drew the mustache in a different color than my hair! Now they don't match!
q6369	v19014	c45623	0	You offend me. Now I must ask for a slushie to compensate for such a despicable attack.
q6370	v19014	c45624	1	Water is fine... no! I mean, carbonated water, or whatever you want. Please don't kill me.
q6371	v4	c537	3	Do you really want to die?! Want me to strangle you for twenty minutes until I almost break your neck? Huh?!
q6372	v14887	c20423	2	I am giving it a lot of thought—by leaving everything up to you.
q6373	v4	c4941	3	So that puts her somewhere between approximately 23 and 99 years old.
q6374	v31055	c99563	3	Housewives need stamina and guts, so that's basically like being yakuza.
q6375	v31055	\N	4	I might be able to find something hidden if I use my cock to search.
q6376	v8020	c5418	2	How absurd... Bosses are supposed to make a needlessly cool appearance. How dare they ignore that principle and all attack from the start?!
q6378	v19014	c45622	4	The three of you will be called the Ultra Boob Eaters!
q6379	v19011	c83585	1	Praise the effort I had to make to stay lurking near the bathroom!!!!
q6380	v19011	c83585	1	Would you mind joining me in that dark and lonely alley?
q6381	v88	c5217	1	Since we are going through the trouble of having a date, I would rather see your face, not a screen.
q6382	v14887	\N	2	What's the general consensus, I wonder, on helping to train your girlfriend to defeat her father?
q6383	v4	\N	3	Sunohara may hang himself if he finds out...
q6384	v30726	c74710	5	I caught him with his dick in the rat this time.
q6385	v1813	c73456	2	That's so far in the past that it was like before I was even born, really, who even cares.
q6386	v4	c4941	2	I'm gonna have to stay here and press this button with my own hands if I want to destroy this meteor
q6387	v4	\N	3	Sunohara blithely guides his ass to the nearest chair.
q6388	v19848	c39087	2	…Ah, but Kuze-san has seen my beautiful skin. Now I can never marry. Please take responsibility and make me your husband.
q6389	v22345	c71190	4	Seriously, Onii-chan! We're teaching sex ed here! Get your mind out of the gutter.
q6390	v49056	c135552	1	When your present self changes, your past self changes, too. And when the past changes, the present changes along with it.
q6391	v1552	c5103	3	Having to breathe the fetid leavings from your horny lungs in this tiny room is already shortening my life.
q6392	v2016	c17147	17	Peace is the noblest pursuit
q6393	v28118	c89283	1	[...]the only thing I fear...is spaghetti.
q6394	v28118	c89288	1	Life’s far too ugly to even be close to a poem
q6395	v28118	c89286	1	Friendship's a big thing, Sensei. It's a dog-eating world out there.
q6396	v28118	c89285	8	You'd...punch a cancer-patient in the face?
q6397	v5295	c36705	7	…Rather, since it is my little sister’s panties, then maybe that’s why i have an interest in them.
q6398	v5154	c577	5	Well, my mouth might be gettin' worse, but my other holes... are gettin' in better shape, if ya know what I mean...
q6399	v56364	c154095	3	I'm a little peeved that someone other than my lady would straddle me, but...
q6400	v1564	c10827	7	Besides! What's a man like you doing reading Anne of Green Gables?! Gives me the heebie-jeebies! Die!!
q6401	v1564	\N	3	I can't believe I went and peed with an anaconda stuck up my ass.
q6402	v1564	c10827	2	I-I ain't simple! I can jerk myself off if I've gotta!!
q6403	v1564	\N	2	Crap. The only conclusion I come to is, "Wow, I'm pathetic."
q6404	v2622	c752	-1	Let me apologize first. I'm sorry I said I wanted to marry Jun.
q6405	v9093	c9333	5	Wait, you stupid duck! Give me my panties baaaack!!!
q6406	v1564	\N	4	We're mucus mates. It means we're close enough to know what the other's feeling, y'know.
q6407	v1564	c10827	3	Nope! Can't put it right, but it's kinda missing some punch. Like when two old-timers fuck each other.
q6408	v1564	c10942	9	Oh! Guess I forgot, ya ain't got a pussy. ...Eh, who cares. I'll just DIY a hole myself.
q6409	v1564	c10825	8	All hail capitalism! All hail the free economy!
q6410	v1564	\N	1	Hahaha... Did taking it up the backdoor wreck me? Maybe that's it?
q6411	v52276	c123169	1	That smartphone is my pet project and this isn't the HO's customer service either.
q6412	v11920	c36706	2	"God damn it! My common sense has forsaken me!"
q6413	v11920	c21011	5	"The way the black part keeps getting longer and fatter while shooting white stuff from one end perhaps."
q6414	v56364	c153059	1	Do you wish to keep me alive and tame me into being your slave?
q6415	v1896	\N	3	No! Not a garter belt! Aaah, I'm becoming a maid! Noooooo!
q6416	v52276	c123165	4	Since I get to protect you, the idea of killing excites me.
q6417	v24862	c91186	-1	What are you doing here?
q6418	v24862	\N	-1	Did you buy a new smartphone?
q6419	v14965	c127160	2	Do you like being choked sexually?
q6420	v47690	c131629	2	Stop! My penis can only get so erect!
q6421	v47690	c131629	3	Excuse me. Did I just commit murder?
q6422	v47690	c131629	1	Not to be rude or anything, but I don't think that's how you're supposed to grow your head.
q6423	v47690	c131643	4	What do you even want me to say? You're not going to fuck me. This is just the tip. It doesn't count.
q6424	v47690	c131629	-1	Well, I happen to be a believer in gender equality.
q6426	v52276	c123170	1	I'm just trying my best! but, but... the humans just don't show up as much as they used to.
q6427	v16044	c46856	1	How could I not?! LMAO! Did you hear yourself? That was hilarious! ROFLCOPTER! LOLOLOL!
q6428	v56590	c154518	4	You know Ligibitqua!
q6429	v56590	c154474	5	From the creators of "Home Is Where We Buried Grandma" and "Festive Infestations" comes...
q6430	v548	c22061	7	I love all and everything!
q6431	v56364	c153059	1	Calm down, wrong order. We haven't exchanged promises yet. No premarital sex.
q6432	v729	c3139	1	Women are what drive men to act. This indisputable law of the universe proven throughout history is fate itself that I should join this club!
q6433	v151	c4238	3	Hear no evil, see no evil
q6434	v57107	c144265	4	Aah... It's the first threesome with Senpai and Komaru-chan that I dreamt of! I feel like my chest is bursting from excitement.
q6435	v52276	c123166	2	Haaah... this is the worst feeling.
q6436	v52276	c123169	2	I knew it, you are a terrorist of love.
q6437	v41695	c157258	2	It's kinda weird seeing you talking with your mouth full of my cock.
q6438	v41695	c157262	2	Handjobs don't cause pregnancy!
q6439	v41695	c157262	1	Just because I have historically chosen not to wear a hat doesn't mean I can't wear a hat.
q6440	v41695	c157608	2	A mast? That's such a weird word... Maybe that's where masturbate comes from? Like, maybe it was once called "turbating your mast," you know?
q6441	v41695	c157608	3	Tits are tits. You know?
q6442	v56650	c153623	74	...Fuck...
q6443	v56364	c156454	3	Cheating is a part of love. If you are interested in many girls, it means that your love can't be stopped.
q6444	v56364	c153021	2	You got an official approval for cheating.
q6446	v52276	c123168	1	What's wrong with it being unfair? I'm a demon right? Teehee♪
q6447	v52276	c123168	1	No. I won't. Tiresome. I'm pissed. Die.
q6448	v5154	\N	1	If this woman kept a pet cat, I'm positive it would go bald from stress within a week.
q6449	v28118	c89284	0	Bad Homie! You're supposed to only say nice things about me today.
q6450	v28118	c89291	2	PLEASE DON'T DIE! I CAN'T REACH THE TOP SHELF YET!
q6451	v28118	c89289	4	You're disgusting.
q6452	v28118	c93231	0	I have no friends, only noodles.
q6453	v28118	c93230	1	Was I a good protagonist?
q6454	v29300	c102745	4	Wake up and smell the cumstains, Miss First Lieutenant.
q6455	v5295	c17824	9	There are no human rights for those who love little sisters.
q6456	v56364	c153020	6	Three-timing! I'm three-timing! I'm the scum of the earth!
q6457	v13802	\N	2	Rance and Pigu engaged in a friendly rape to make up.
q6458	v20729	c61492	2	He'll shine brightly while he's here, but he'll be forgotten once he melts. It'll be like he never existed in the first place.
q6459	v34	c441	5	I too, am just a little broken.
q6460	v3660	c18377	6	...You really love porn, don't you?
q6461	v7769	c19459	1	W, w, what ninja elixir!? It's biryani!!!
q6462	v47473	\N	2	YUUUUUUUP!!!!! CATBOYS ARE super super duper 'in' these days!!!!!! im lucky!!!!!!!
q6463	v7769	c19450	1	Manchu Han Imperial Feast Manchu Han Imperial Feast Manchu Han Imperial Feast Manchu Han Imperial Feast Manchu Han Imperial Feast
q6464	v52276	c123168	2	I'm not just an evil spirit!!!! I'm - A - Demon!!
q6465	v1	c49076	5	I tenderly talk to her and take out my special portable foxtail.
q6467	v1	c49076	6	The shop curtain is made of a bunch of bras. Man, I just don't have the courage to go through that.
q6468	v24208	c88433	4	I'd learned enough Japanese to understand a fair amount, but I didn't speak Cat.
q6469	v15080	c32325	2	I'm not lost. I just don't know where I am.
q6470	v15080	c32223	2	S-Stop patting my head! I'm a warrior, I tell you! A warrior!
q6471	v15080	c32211	2	I'm gonna ask you two things. Every wrong answer, you lose a hand. Got it?
q6472	v15080	c32210	2	I am of ancient and noble heritage! Are you suggesting that I cannot handle a simple task such as cooking? Why, I could do it in my sleep!
q6474	v54472	\N	12	A Washlet, isn't it like the best thing humans ever made?
q6475	v54472	\N	15	I've got two arms and two legs, but only one dick. It's an important partner.
q6476	v54472	\N	16	It's been a while, dick. I've missed you.
q6477	v4811	c58989	0	Please go home. You can forget about me and about today.
q6478	v23205	c73967	3	Ah, I... uh... I like sitting in the corner!
q6479	v23501	c74095	1	Heh heh heh. The darkness of society is laid bare upon the porcelain throne, Mutsuki.
q6480	v23501	c74094	3	My mentor did nothing wrong... I-I am in the wrong for being such a sensual creature!
q6481	v4936	c33467	0	I threw aside flowers, dolls and dresses. I threw aside my womanhood, devoting myself entirely to my studies. And still, I've come up so short... in so many ways.
q6482	v4936	c20177	1	But come to think of it... What exactly does "having fun" feel like?
q6483	v4936	c33500	0	Where did I go wrong? What was my crime? All I'm guilty of is dreaming!
q6484	v19385	c20883	7	My heart jumped so fast I thought my boobs were going to fall off...!
q6486	v66	\N	0	My ability to read people is now almost godlike
q6487	v56650	c153625	6	What does "TS" mean?
q6488	v56650	c153625	7	What does "NTR" mean?
q6489	v56650	c153625	7	"Isekai Reincarnation! My younger brother is the Mama Hero who will save the world! It turns out my sweet lil' bro's nipples were the legendary Lewdscalibur!"
q6490	v66	c3658	3	You bastard, acting all righteous and flexing your power... Are you America or something?!
q6491	v1324	c9236	-1	That's the kind of person he is, that's why I fell in love with him.
q6492	v43470	c124885	1	Ah... my social skills... nonexistent...
q6493	v43470	c124877	2	I'm a man of authenticity, Tails. Without a knife I'm just a chef in a ketchup-stained apron, not a butcher!
q6494	v43470	c124874	0	Don't let this unsolved murder slow you down...
q6495	v19658	c50407	1	Fine! Then you don't smell bad! You just smell like a cow!
q6496	v4936	\N	0	Lily hated knights. Princes on white horses, too. She didn't have any memories concerning either, but for some reason, that was just her stance on the matter.
q6497	v4936	\N	0	Lily didn't know what those terms meant, honestly. But she could tell it was all very impressive.
q6498	v4936	c20177	3	I'm going to the ends of this sky. To the place where the violet shadows end.
q6499	v4936	c20177	1	You could look at something else for once. I'm not going to get any more entertaining.
q6500	v4936	\N	0	The humiliation had been constant. She was embarrassed by the fact she'd even felt embarrassed.
q6501	v35233	c157914	3	Watch my ice cream droolover my tits ^^
q6502	v35233	c157912	2	What do you think this is?? Counterstrike?
q6503	v711	c3941	2	Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to plan a murder, don't forget the weapon!
q6504	v49225	\N	9	I was born with supernatural testicular strength.
q6505	v59807	c158058	5	Reminds me of when I was a little boy and I would slam my dick in the electrical socket.
q6506	v15	\N	1	That's like saying a man walking naked in the middle of town is normal.
q6507	v15	c26842	1	If you feel bored while meditating, that only proves you aren't focusing enough.
q6508	v58877	\N	2	I can break these tight leggings with the power of my mighty dick
q6509	v7	c78	6	Things I don't understand, they make me angry — you know that, right?
q6510	v56364	c154095	1	It's been three days since you had a bath. I wish you'd stop straddling me. So unhygienic.
q6511	v26987	c87053	0	Maybe a person doesn't need stories if they can come to terms with reality.
q6512	v26987	c87053	0	You're young still, and you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm a lost cause already. Don't end up like me.
q6513	v26987	c97478	1	So I've been put into an environment where I can stay in bed all day, and I have a personal android looking after me... And all I gotta do is sleep?
q6514	v26987	c87050	2	Who would I even kill? You're not even living your own life. Why should you fear death as you are right now?
q6515	v26987	c103764	4	Oh, what I'd give to see my son crossdressing with my own two eyes.
q6516	v23740	c67681	3	Man, you're the kinda guy who'll end up with some dumb chick who can't cook for shit 'cause you'll say everything tastes good...
q6517	v28633	c92168	6	Everyone's callin' me a slut for some reason. I'm sulkin' here. I'm sulking sluttily here.
q6518	v59827	c157911	3	Now that you have the magic good back Lets watch some good porn fun!!!
q6519	v59827	c157913	1	Well go on now dear, down the corridor, scoot!
q6520	v43438	c124924	1	Wait--! G-gently! Gently, goddammit!!
q6523	v97	c71	3	I hear that in America, carrying a sawed-off shotgun is a crime. But with this gun in the back of my closet, I was finally able to sleep. One night out of three, that is.
q6524	v18077	c39239	6	The Lord's will be done through violence!———Oh, hallelujaaaah!
q6525	v945	\N	7	As if our disabilities would define us. What a disgusting thought.
q6526	v945	c844	6	Hey, you need some lip balm? I accidentally bought two because I thought the store had started selling individual double A batteries.
q6527	v716	c3941	3	Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie doesn't poop!
q6528	v723	\N	2	Being drunk is better than sex any day.
q6529	v723	c101203	2	I never did say I was being celibate this trip.
q6530	v28118	c97526	-2	FLAVOR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!
q6531	v28118	c97527	1	You should know by now that I am the human equivalent of a duffel bag full of contradictions.
q6532	v28118	c97528	2	Yes, that would be me. - Nodoka Nagasawa. - I’m the haiku girl.
q6533	v28118	c97529	2	Worse comes to worst, I can just blame you for my life falling apart and use that momentum to write some cool midwest emo shit or something.
q6534	v28118	c97530	0	Maybe the next obstacle I put down will wind up knocking someone else over instead of me.
q6535	v24470	c76168	1	Gross! Gross, gross! What the heck is this place?! Why is everything so vulgar?!
q6536	v24470	c76172	-2	But I couldn't help myself, you know? His screams were like music to my ears.
q6537	v5834	c1792	3	Well... I guess then I'll have learned my lesson, and I'll never bring home girls who fall out of the sky again.
q6538	v16560	c36076	3	Stargazing brings out the kinder side in people.
q6539	v16560	c36076	3	I had lost all of my dignity as a human being in exchange for boobs.
q6540	v48403	c158191	6	Last time while I was riding I said 'vroom vroom stick shift' and now I'm not allowed to have dick anymore.
q6541	v56650	c153626	11	I'll even let you play pachinko, lend you money interest-free with no due date, and hand over my credit card.
q6542	v8259	c56132	-1	I'm home...
q6543	v7077	c15078	-1	Wait a minute...
q6544	v7077	\N	-1	With that in mind, I somehow managed to answer her question.
q6545	v56650	c153625	32	Do you know Yuzusoft, Okinami-kun?
q6546	v6700	c5600	1	Hey, 'Amano-san' makes you sound so formal and distant. Just call me 'bitch' like you always do.
q6547	v15064	\N	2	Oh, and there was this one time where somebody even made a three-foot-long snow dong.
q6548	v1320	c3044	-1	Ten gallon~!!
q6549	v1320	c3046	1	Me too. I can't get married anymore!
q6550	v1320	c3043	3	You lolicon. Pervert. Go die like a dog.
q6551	v13652	c62846	0	The world ain't for the muties. It ain't for the rats or the cockroaches or the cloud. It's ours.
q6552	v13652	c62846	-1	Survival is everything.
q6553	v13652	\N	0	And anything strong enough to survive out here, no matter its outward appearance, must surely possess its own kind of beauty.
q6554	v13652	\N	0	He kisses like he talks; like he moves — like it would almost be gentle, but that isn't something he's learned.
q6555	v13652	c62846	0	I have to keep you alive. 'Cause your bein' here means I'm twice as lucky as before.
q6556	v23741	c71526	1	With everyone... hanging off of my cock...
q6557	v23741	c71526	2	I just happened to fall in love with a woman who happened to be a loli!
q6558	v16560	c39194	1	Urgh, I can feel myself getting sick from working too much. If I don't hole myself up in front of a TV soon, I could die!
q6559	v16560	c35177	1	May your dreams be filled with stars...
q6560	v14760	c18494	0	“Hayami's complaining that even though he's surrounded by all these girls, his dick won't get hard.”
q6561	v532	c3201	-1	What are you doing eating curry so nonchalantly? Do something about it! You're the manager, right?
q6562	v532	c3197	-1	Your eyes are aching, are you okay? It's better to rest and not push yourself too hard.
q6563	v7077	c15074	-1	You have to call me Misato.
q6564	v7077	c15074	-1	So I thought Akira would punish me, so I made this...
q6565	v5656	\N	-1	The two of them then started fighting.
q6566	v5	c1871	1	Miyazawa-sama is far more admirable than a short sissy like you!
q6567	v5	c1871	1	By the way, what is the queer liquid in that plastic bottle?
q6568	v5	c193	2	Did your muscles wet the bed or something?
q6569	v15064	c24605	2	If you think it's complete like this, you deserve to have a carrot shoved up your ass.
q6570	v12849	c32937	2	If you root for both parties during a match, and clap every time a point is scored, you end up rooting for the winner more in the end, right? I'd hate that.
q6571	v5	c1875	2	Something unnecessary in an unnecessary place stands out quite a bit.
q6572	v5	c1875	1	Spies are extremely sensitive to glances.
q6573	v15064	c31737	4	Single hell! Single hell! Single all the way! Nobody wants me this year, and I will die alone! Yay!
q6574	v36845	\N	6	To top it off I insult the mods and then report my own post so I know they have to see it.
q6575	v50395	c155784	1	Haha, so no more foreplay will be needed and we can get right down to business.
q6576	v50395	c155782	1	Damn, it looks like our bodies are connected, so I can't....
q6577	v44662	c126514	2	I don't have it on me right now. No-one wants an autographed notebook full of scene girls making out.
q6578	v17745	\N	0	The forest seems to have a guest tonight.
q6580	v17640	c38941	1	...Hah! You sure are a low-maintenance date.
q6581	v17640	c38941	1	Check yourself before you start with the attitude. I'm out of your league.
q6582	v17640	c38941	1	I don't need to listen to this cretin's last words of repentance!
q6583	v17640	c38941	1	Keep your eyes off my stats.
q6584	v17640	c71092	1	If you two had hit it off too well, I think I would've died of jealousy.
q6585	v50395	c155782	2	Oh, you called me a “bitch”...Is that what my virgin sister wants me to do?~
q6586	v50395	c155784	1	It starts to beat when you almost put me in bend over.
q6587	v17745	c33999	1	Generally speaking, idiots are optimists - you being one.
q6588	v17745	\N	1	It's okay. It's our duty to tell strangers about our family's situation.
q6589	v15064	c24605	0	Bye-bye virginity.
q6590	v22345	c71190	6	In pursuit of ever greater happiness together, I will overcome all that worry and make love to my littlest sister!
q6591	v751	c267	2	The only thing that can change the world... is boobs!
q6592	v1070	c28744	2	The advantage smokers have is that the conversation can last as long as a cigarette.
q6593	v32946	c20881	7	...Chocola is cute, even when she's drowning.
q6594	v19385	c20883	7	Kashou-san, could you grope my boobs to make me feel better...?
q6595	v18713	c20884	10	I want Master to completely fill up my baby bakery with his man-batter~ ♪
q6596	v15	\N	2	Will the truth pop out of thin air when you get naked?
q6597	v32946	c20886	8	Fraise, Japan has a tradition of spending time together while naked.
q6598	v21002	\N	9	We'd be forever doomed to live out our days in the 'swabyss' - a deep, dark realm devoid of even the smallest speck of swag.
q6599	v15	\N	1	I pity your discolored liver. I pity your gums with sand in them.
q6600	v50981	c154655	3	You're not a bad girl. You're just a stupid girl who doesn't know what's good for you.
q6602	v31055	c99565	7	Nope... P-Pedos... can't... cheer people up...
q6603	v31055	\N	3	Whoa, seriously?! I can't believe Garfucker fucked the lasagna again this week!
q6604	v31055	c99567	3	You slut! Let's hear it: 'I'm a slutty bitch who loves playing with her vagina!'
q6605	v28146	c64690	0	I'm tickled
q6606	v53662	c146653	7	im doing it slime style
q6607	v2016	c17149	5	Nyaa.
q6609	v34004	c104631	0	Ho ho! Cleaning the house is one of the very few things that I excel at!
q6610	v25616	c83862	3	Do you know, Tsukahara-san? Female circumcision is totally different from male's-
q6611	v25616	c83859	2	I want to roast marshmellows on his fire while he sleeps.
q6612	v945	\N	3	The me in the mirror smiling at the me in the bathroom looks awfully fake.
q6613	v44990	c126818	2	So this is how I die. Suffocated by a heavenly pair of mommy milkers. I am ready. Take me to paradise, god-kun.
q6614	v44990	c126831	3	Why sleep if you can fuck like animals all night? I will never get these humans.
q6615	v4	c476	5	Gay. Do you not know what that means?
q6616	v4	\N	2	Yeah, you go play your Boys' Love game...
q6617	v4	c4941	2	Finding him's gonna be harder than finding Waldo.
q6618	v4	c15850	2	With the coins still standing, chant "SPEEDY KEANU REEVES" three times.
q6619	v4	\N	2	She apparently has abnormal fetishes that I don't understand.
q6620	v50395	c155782	0	Don't doubt my skills, sweetheart.
q6621	v50395	\N	1	Both victory and honor belong to the number of beautiful things.
q6622	v50395	\N	1	The truth also lies in forgiving human weaknesses.
q6623	v629	c9702	5	Why can't we have humans as politicians instead of apes?
q6624	v22144	c92380	-1	Whenever someone tries to mug me, I always call for an ambulance. But not for me.
q6625	v14759	c24982	1	Love's just a chemical reaction that makes humans unclothe in order to breed, right?
q6626	v14759	c24982	1	It's creeping me out to see you being so obedient.
q6627	v14759	c24979	1	... I've thought of this before, but you're really warm. Is it because you're a dog?
q6628	v14759	c24981	1	How many times have you cried during the past week?
q6629	v14759	c24986	2	I think it's okay to eat a lot.
q6630	v1307	c9702	5	Shitty questions get shitty answers.
q6631	v5549	c8447	7	I bet you looked at the Leaning Tower of Pisa and got these wild, erotic ideas in your head like, 'It leans to the left, just like me!'
q6632	v41695	c157259	1	Got it. Gentle, slow, up and down. You've got it. I can do that. No problem... Just need to... Grab the thing. And... Ummm... Do the thing...
q6633	v33369	c153257	1	She's not going to learn anything if you treat her with kit gloves.
q6634	v33369	c153253	1	Yep. She a peeing machine.
q6635	v27436	c87752	2	Good idea. Waiting can be an important part of romance... according to the sex game I was playing earlier.
q6636	v24241	c74513	2	I see I'm one step closer to becoming her worst enemy. But getting her riled up was worth it.
q6637	v3161	c5301	3	You fool. Did you really think I wouldn't notice how different your cum tasted?
q6638	v3161	c5301	1	Congratulations, it's a healthy baby turd! Now let's follow that up with the real thing, please.
q6639	v3161	\N	1	At this point, eating her poop is about the only thing I have to look forward to anymore.
q6640	v7738	c27731	2	Aoi will share your pain. That's what friends are for.
q6641	v20424	c55090	2	I think I would've rather taken the bullet over following some random half-naked guy to some deserted corner of an island!
q6642	v19073	\N	1	Is my dick really that small? I'm pretty sure it's not. It's at least average... Isn't it?
q6643	v5295	c36705	3	...Why am I having a conversation with an adult video DVD?
q6644	v17038	c31794	0	Wow, Oda Nobunaga was more motherly than I was expecting.
q6645	v16337	c33531	1	When you come to a choice with no right answer—just put your hand to your heart and listen.
q6646	v24241	c74512	3	(H-He's so skinny... Or maybe Daifuku is just fat...)
q6647	v30803	c111003	3	I don't want to purchase air conditioning unless I know it was allowed to run and play with the other air conditioning units on a nice farm upstate.
q6648	v17843	c35679	-2	Yes, it's amazing that you can say that so confidently, Yuzuka-senpai.
q6649	v12212	c12130	0	It's warm... I wonder what I'm doing now. My fortune was good in this morning's fortune telling.
q6650	v532	c3201	-3	Are you saying there's no problem, Asagiri-senpai?
q6651	v1185	c31017	-1	Now all we can do is hope that no-one from anywhere comes to peek.
q6652	v27436	c87751	2	They say having plants around has a relaxing effect, so maybe always having a cock within view would serve to enhance concentration!
q6653	v3246	c18934	7	Stupid, stupid Yukito! I should've just let you eat plain bread like usual!
q6654	v59414	c157516	-1	This is awesome! We're having a SLEEPOVER - it's just like old times!
q6655	v28806	c92503	11	I'm a humor champion!
q6656	v56148	c155760	7	I've had a maid for twenty minutes and I've already seen her cock and balls... This is nothing like I imagined...
q6657	v3246	c18934	5	My headbutt is a token of gratitude.
q6658	v31055	\N	1	God, look at this African elephant, look at the line running down the top of his head down his nose... My horny ass could NOT go on a safari.
q6660	v430	\N	3	I crawl like a worm over bleached white bones, blood my sustenance and hate my reward. Yet still, the sword, it rules me.
q6661	v24	c207	4	That's it. ...Let's tense up our assholes and do this thing.
q6662	v10957	c11600	4	“This is the story of a sweet, happy nightmare.”
q6663	v21905	\N	3	And thus, today marks the day I sold my soul to Monika and her irresistible smile.
q6664	v36635	c111083	3	This is your workplace, not a brothel.
q6665	v36635	c111048	3	A harem, huh? Who'd know that one day my chance came.
q6666	v36635	c111101	3	They'll fall to the power of the Demon Queen... Muahahaha!
q6667	v36635	c127940	2	That idiot loves boobs.
q6668	v20448	c59680	3	Also, what the hell is that 'Five Clauses of Molestation' hung up on the wall over there...
q6669	v14018	c26311	4	Adiós, gracias, Seri! See you next year!
q6670	v20424	c55090	3	She went ahead and not only named, but cried over my non-existent dog.
q6671	v15538	c20881	6	Pervert! Lecher! Horny pastry puffer!
q6672	v24241	c74515	2	You're nice and round with a good sheen.
q6673	v29144	c92783	3	I discarded a few theories earlier because they relied on you being completely brainless, but now I should reconsider them.
q6674	v311	c33406	3	Please have sex with my sister.If possible, have sex with her every day.
q6675	v716	c10957	1	Unnngh... It feels like my hemorrhoids are doing the Harlem Shake!
q6676	v40519	c137378	1	You'll get your reality check someday!
q6677	v27685	\N	2	While beyond the door and the hallway everyone was enjoying the feast, Ischtovia and I enjoyed a secret blowjob tryst.
q6679	v31055	c99563	2	So long as there's love... There's no problem.
q6685	v48830	c139740	2	Y-yes. My friend is there, so I'm worried if they're hurt...Um, do you have any plans to release the hostages...?
q6686	v35	c471	3	I'm glad you're a worthless piece of shit as a human being. If you'd turned out to be some amazing person, I'd have ended up hating God.
q6687	v4700	c84679	6	But if I eat any more, I'll turn into Obesi-D...
q6688	v4700	c84680	3	...If I say anything more, I'll probably be renamed to the 'Sexual Harassment Commander', so I'll stop here.
q6689	v26052	c20884	8	Good answer. Here's some headpats for your dick~... Good dick, good dick.
q6690	v22020	c72631	3	Mm-hmm, I get it! Okay, I'll make sure to pee when I'm happy more, then!
q6691	v48830	c139738	2	"...That tone of voice suggests you really were tracking the culprit. Then why do you look like it's a Sunday afternoon?"
q6692	v26581	\N	1	Chieri is drenched in milk and misery.
q6693	v810	c4078	7	If I can save her by making love to her, then...
q6694	v24351	c77136	2	Fufu, see? Nii-san can't help but wonder what's under his little sister's skirt.
q6695	v24351	c77136	1	No matter what they collaborate with, or how stylized they are, if it's a cat, it's absolute justice!
q6696	v24351	c77136	1	Or is it, Nii-san... that just by getting this close, you get turned on by your little sister?
q6697	v311	c61720	3	Molesters are an integral component of any train! And my ideal train cannot be lacking in something as essential as that!
q6698	v5154	c577	2	Na-yop. Super-duper dangerous day. Nice job comin' inside twice in one go! It'll be twins fer sure!
q6699	v5154	c577	1	Don't get all grumpy. You'll stop menstruatin'.
q6700	v5154	c577	1	Th' heck, man... My tubes're open an' waitin to be loaded, ya know? And you call yourself an assistant torpedo officer!?
q6701	v5154	c567	0	Well? Want to pretend-fuck?
q6702	v26523	\N	1	For such a small body, there's a hell of a lot pokin' out the top. Goddamn, this rack is gettin' in the way.
q6703	v55093	c158225	6	What the hell? 'Closure due to rat infestation'? Last I checked, your mother doesn't work here.
q6704	v30807	c96945	10	But your cock is quite lovely considering how often you masturbate. Its color and responsiveness are like brand new. You must be quite the skilled masturbator.
q6705	v933	c4737	4	Gore! gore! GORE! GOREgoreGoregoreGogogre!
q6706	v25616	c100360	4	When I can see something sexual, I will call you immediately, Tsukahara-san.
q6707	v25616	c83859	2	Toru's face changed to a human face. He looks like... a suffering pug.
q6708	v25616	c83859	4	I was a tree.
q6709	v470	c68299	1	I'll show you my pee...then we'll be even.
q6710	v31055	c99563	5	I will fucking imhume you, baby
q6711	v4	\N	1	Hide your asses! He's gonna dig into them!
q6712	v433	c98942	-2	Ah, this is fun. Eroge is great. That bitch? I'm gonna rape her someday.
q6713	v31055	c99563	2	That kind of thinking is as shallow and surface-level as putting mosaics on genitals.
q6714	v11769	c22111	1	Hm? This? ...I merely assaulted him in his sleep.
q6715	v21905	c64504	10	Have you considered killing yourself? It would be beneficial to your mental health.
q6716	v26052	c20881	5	Chocola in a yukata is cute AF. Absolutely so, to say the least.
q6717	v3938	c8523	2	Am I a perverted siscon and momcon...?
q6718	v26418	c80814	1	Honestly, I have no idea what exactly it is I should be apologizing for, but I'm sure Emi will understand if I just say I'm sorry.
q6719	v26418	c80821	1	Yeah, yeah! Don't be a boobist! All boobs are created equal!
q6720	v26418	c80819	2	Who cares about some dumb old invisible bond! If you wanna be firmly attached to a boy, you gotta do it with your pussy around his firm cock!
q6721	v37179	\N	0	Behold, the perfect woman!
q6722	v26418	c80819	3	But girls only have so many holes
q6723	v48830	c139740	1	Just like how girls have a separate stomach for desserts, I have separate stomachs for games I play at home and games I play at arcades.
q6724	v48830	\N	1	Don't worry. If humans can destroy one's heart, it takes a human to heal it too.
q6725	v26418	c80819	2	Emi-chan, that's sexual health misinformation! Cola's not a proper contraceptive!
q6726	v2016	c17148	4	You ever died before!? No!? How can you know you're dying if you've never been dead!?
q6727	v17012	c4078	1	What lingering regrets i had went up in smoke along with the rest of the cigarette…
q6728	v17012	c4078	3	I took my cigarette and squashed it… along with all the remaining sentiments in my heart.
q6729	v17012	c89850	5	I shall be reunited with my beatrice…
q6730	v52276	c123165	1	So thanks for being weak, Takumi.
q6731	v26419	c80814	5	Can you blame me? I don't really remember what happened to our relationship in this route.
q6732	v20424	c87360	2	A front door's only a moving wall to keep out bugs and wind, y'know.
q6733	v26419	c80820	3	Listen, Onii-chan. Be careful!, Don’t you dare lose to  Konarsu’s pussy!
q6734	v18131	c42285	2	What decides how the world looks are my own eyes that reflect it.
q6735	v3770	c515	4	You don't have to make allies. Just try to make as few enemies as possible.
q6736	v12158	c18114	2	What's wrong with saying breasts instead of chest? You're fondling the same thing anyway.
q6737	v25616	c83860	2	Don't compare foods to women!
q6738	v52287	c147804	10	My fellow chicks and dicks from Yokohama
q6739	v17853	c42610	3	...If I lose my job, I won't be able to buy games... There's nothing I can do about it.
q6740	v17853	c42608	0	You're in the way. Move aside, unknown actress.
q6741	v24241	c74512	3	(His body looks a lot better than mine...)
q6742	v24241	c74512	5	You can dye me as many times as you want...
q6743	v8508	c10863	6	Together we can make this school a paradise for young women in love. A "yuritopia"!
q6744	v32984	\N	1	I'm sorry I ate it.
q6745	v46967	c129924	2	Paaannndddaaa?!?!
q6746	v31055	c99590	2	Wow. Penis.
q6747	v24241	c87445	1	Wow! It looks like you're fatter than before! Just like a real Daifuku! I'm gonna eat you!
q6748	v19987	\N	3	Oh yes, I stabbed the Englishwoman. And it's that very fact that proves I'm innocent!
q6749	v56364	c155117	2	So I told her to go to hell and burn like an octopus in a bath of boiling water.
q6750	v56364	c153860	2	For the sake of my mental health and sound growth, I'm getting rid of all men.
q6751	v13107	c43540	1	By the way, I didn't stagger because of her weight
q6752	v18690	c43355	3	Why the fuck would I give you a gun?! It's a bento! Your goddamn lunch for the day!
q6753	v24241	c74514	2	You're like a magnet, except one that specifically attracts trouble.
q6754	v32788	c12501	7	REQUESTING IMMEDIATE MAMMARY WITHDRAWAL!!!
q6755	v22505	c4655	6	What were they teaching girls nowadays?! Go play a hundred eroge this instant!
q6756	v16044	c46854	2	So, I think I might go out and crack open a cold one with the boys tonight.
q6757	v49324	\N	2	I realized I was a jellyfish.
q6758	v32788	c12501	6	Such a considerate woman. From now on, I shall call her "She of the wet towel."
q6759	v44358	\N	6	I love being a pedophile.
q6760	v51915	c142482	3	I'm stealing the loose change in your car.
q6761	v1305	c47143	2	Jamie, I've become a junker...
q6762	v39001	c118514	4	"I'm gay, too. I love sex between man."
q6763	v487	c735	5	Woah, an annoying orange?!
q6764	v31055	c99563	2	No woman can resist my cunnilingus.
q6765	v97	c66	4	Don't worry. The night belongs to me.
q6766	v24241	c74517	1	You look lovely when you cry, so it's fine.
q6767	v97	\N	1	You're pretty, and your breasts are so big and soft. I bet they're good for attracting males.
q6768	v19444	c54677	2	This is the land of perverts! All brothers are meant to eye up their little sisters!
q6769	v19444	c49242	2	I'm gonna turn you into a gay.
q6770	v19444	c48061	-2	Capiche, motherfucker.
q6771	v19444	\N	0	Hey, now! Stop your p**p flinging!
q6772	v15125	c17644	5	You put candles...on a cake?! Was, was it some kind of devil-worship?
q6773	v60347	c159939	1	Humans are greedy and beg for things they don't have.
q6774	v60347	c159941	1	If every human being has the hope of life, they will cling to it.
q6775	v12794	c22063	2	Shut the fuck up, titless! Who you callin' a pervent when you got the body of a grade schooler?! Ain't nobody gonna wanna see a washboard like that!
q6776	v10231	c11269	2	Why do human beings have to get fat when they eat yummy things?
q6777	v10231	c6507	2	Hurry! Hurry up! SPANK ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!
q6778	v26581	c85517	1	Waaah, English is too hard! Japanese people should just speak Japanese!
q6779	v10231	c6507	1	Cast the female teacher in her 20s as an aggressively shy teenager and you'll get results?
q6780	v10231	c11259	3	Men are all prisoners of the TIT!
q6781	v19035	c88345	6	Meanwhile, I moaned uncontrollably like the little buttslut I was.
q6782	v30438	c136838	3	There's not actually anything wrong with mutually consensual murders like these.
q6783	v1427	c52702	0	With your partner gone, you're a penniless deadbeat anyway.
q6784	v6985	c64065	22	Starting now, the Rance series will become a wholesome, cute, adventure RPG series with no sex, that children can enjoy too.
q6785	v19444	c48064	1	He definitely has some balls. Two of them dangling down there.
q6786	v17853	c42613	1	Rei~, you shouldn't bully girls~
q6787	v17853	c42610	0	I want to play games, so I'm going home.
q6788	v32789	c12464	2	She seems incapable of forming a coherent sentence, but I have to admit I find her momentary stupidity rather arousing.
q6789	v17853	c42616	0	...What are you crying for? It's lame if you think shedding tears is gonna fix anything.
q6790	v17853	c42610	-1	H-Hey, is it really okay to let Akune hold a knife...?
q6791	v52586	c159927	1	People won't realize the consequences until they cause them. That's why many mistakes are recorded in history. Everything is due to the inability to predict the future.
q6792	v52586	c159927	0	However, there are things we can do: to learn from our mistakes and correct them. And then, we can change again, moving towards the future we envision.
q6793	v53110	\N	0	People who have not been treated gently by the world tend to desire meaning or reasons for their existence.
q6794	v17853	c42610	-1	…A girl in my room…
q6795	v53110	\N	0	No, no one can become one. Surely, there is no perfect prince in this world.
q6796	v13631	c17298	-1	I'm…not interested in men! They're the worst! They can just die!!
q6797	v52947	c148993	3	You know what they say- the way to a man's heart is through a big pair of knockers.
q6798	v52947	c149008	1	I finally find a guy that I like and who likes me and he turns out to be a literal mother-fucker.
q6799	v52947	c148992	1	At least you can hide your 'difference' in your pants.
q6800	v28408	c132314	0	I can see you have a habit of falling down. Is this a good time to ask if you fell from heaven?
q6801	v28408	c132410	0	Today is a bad day, so come inside of me!
q6802	v31055	c99563	1	I may drop a dookie, but I won't drop a dime.
q6803	v19444	c48061	2	Welcome to the dark side! We have lewds.
q6804	v19444	c49242	-2	...Get the damn bamboo, you monkey.
q6805	v37116	c112731	3	And anyway, I know my position as best girl isn't under threat.
q6806	v893	c10460	3	"I want to take care of you so badly, I could kill you."
q6807	v17853	c42608	6	Hmph… A top actor should be able to sense the presence of a watermelon even when blindfolded.
q6808	v24241	c74514	1	Want me to show you how to trap a man?
q6809	v17853	c42611	0	I’ve gone beyond holding hands with girls so I’m not gonna get nervous over something as simple as that now.
q6810	v24241	c87448	3	Oh? You look thoroughly disappointed to see me here.
q6811	v19444	c48064	3	I don't mind giving you a peak... of my finals, that is, not my panties.
q6812	v945	c757	8	Anal.
q6814	v29048	c92470	3	Back then I loved her, but I was probably blinded by her cocksucking skills and her pussy in my face. But how could you fault a man for that?
q6815	v29048	c92470	3	Maybe slapping ass is more common in Europe?
q6816	v58641	c159962	29	Asya, that's what we call a defeatist attitude. If it were the Great Patriotic War, I'd have to shoot you on the spot.
q6817	v155	c3476	2	In your country, do men around 2000 commit one or two acts of rape?
q6818	v28408	c132314	0	Once I annoyed someone so much that they started to like me.
q6819	v28408	c132343	0	Tchh. Why do your words had to be sweeter than the cake.
q6820	v28408	c108940	0	I don't see you getting any cock anytime soon with that attitude.
q6821	v28408	c132346	0	I know you love me a lot Kurogane. You don't have to pound me that hard to prove it...
q6822	v28408	c132317	1	I fell in love with you first... The cock came second don't worry...
q6823	v7849	\N	1	You look so delicious, brother. Is it strange that I want to kill you and...mmm...taste your succulent flesh?
q6824	v10231	c21414	1	Well, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to see someone get impaled. Do you not feel the urge to let go, even the slightest bit?
q6825	v10231	c22088	3	Basically, I could become a lolicon or granny fetishist if need be -- but only for Sayaka! She, and she alone, dictates my desires.
q6826	v10231	c6499	1	Is it really that tough a question?! Do you really have to think that hard about whether or not I have a clearly defined personality?!
q6827	v46570	\N	0	So, my apologies for just getting to know you and then promptly dying on you. Terribly rude of me.
q6828	v19444	c49242	1	Mitsuhideeee?! Keep your fires of Honnoji away from my anus, you bastaaaaard!
q6829	v58641	c159963	44	Okay. So Hitler's not evil?
q6830	v19444	c48061	1	Gimme my overtime pay or gimme death, biish! I know my goddamn riiiights!
q6831	v3144	c3561	5	You dummy. You're gonna get killed by Frieza.
q6832	v28408	c132316	3	A pervert with a good heart is still a good person.
q6833	v47013	c141111	3	(...Wait... Why am I getting death threats when I only came to collect firewood...?)
q6834	v47013	c141111	3	You went to the trouble of kidnapping me, could it be that you like me?
q6835	v21069	c118587	2	If I had to taste test every day like you, Michio, I'd die.
q6836	v20622	c62174	3	All right, that'll be the plan. Time to change class from gentleman to sexnician.
q6837	v48512	\N	0	Just thinking about my "little sister" made my filthy desires grow stronger and stronger.
q6838	v48512	\N	0	Yuki... Yuki Yuki Yuki......I love you Yuki... Yuki, Yuki... Yuki...
q6839	v48512	\N	0	While I act like a gentle older brother in front of Yuki, I continue raping my little sister in my head.
q6840	v3246	c18938	11	This book was written by a vagina.
q6841	v58641	c159962	14	Woow, we've got a secret society over here. What's the name, Porn Poker League?
q6842	v47013	c141111	2	Suspense, not romance!? Are you trying to commit murder!?
q6843	v41339	\N	3	A wolf being menaced by a toy poodle... This is kind of bizarre.
q6844	v60231	c159227	4	(It's extremely un-American of me, and I'm sure Lotta would disagree, but... guns can lead to people getting shot.)
q6845	v60231	c159228	2	J-Jesus Nick!! It's HUGE!! You could club seals with that thing!!
q6846	v60231	c159238	1	Just for today, I'm gonna be your big-titty, e-girl, gooner-bait GF. No cap. ♡
q6847	v58641	c159961	13	Please, guys in dresses are old news.
q6848	v26581	c85590	2	You can't call yourself an adult if you just press on blindly without acknowledging your weaknesses.
q6849	v19987	c85355	4	Heaven help us. Another Japanese?
q6850	v28408	c132464	1	He good guy and strrrong, he be good husband forrr you Zofia!!
q6851	v28408	c132314	0	Cuddle with the homies, wrestle with the bears and have no cares.
q6852	v28408	c132314	2	Listen Blair, my legs are made for sitting nicely in a chair, not climbing rocks.
q6853	v28408	c108941	0	You are more beautiful than a shining sunset after a gloomy day.
q6854	v51367	c139031	1	And Kana is... Kana. We're pretty sure she's the protagonist of the island. She's on every team and genuinely makes it work.
q6855	v20920	c89890	0	Aliens definitely have human looking genitalia!
q6856	v30228	c85590	1	Use them as human furniture, drip wax on them, hit them with a whip... Wait, use a handcart? Why? How?
q6857	v21852	c64498	1	I'm never going to play violent porn games again. I never knew how rough it was to be violated like this.
q6858	v1181	c7211	2	"if it's coincidence, it's not fate. And if it's fate, it's not coincidence."
q6860	v58641	c159962	11	Peace and quiet's important, yeah... Self-reflection... Meditation... Contemplation... Like Buddha and stuff.
q6861	v58641	\N	23	[ I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. ]
q6862	v17642	c735	4	What was that? Like there could be anything more based than me.
q6863	v23393	c85107	2	Let me give it to you straight - you don't want to make an enemy out of me. 🐺
q6864	v58179	\N	5	Is everything in my lair evil? Even my toaster? Are toasters inherently evil and OH I'M RAMBLING NO NO NO NO NO
q6865	v7724	c576	3	Might I join in as well and make this a triple-blowjob?
q6866	v19072	c567	3	All Japanese civilians have some experience in judo or kendo, and half of them are tsundere.
q6867	v7724	c576	3	Given the perilous... nay, reckless nature of this mission, there is only one kind of person we can turn to in our hour of need... Namely, a tsundere...
q6868	v7724	c571	3	...Huh? Wait, isn't Indonesia just the longer name for India? You know, like Austria and Australia.
q6870	v24241	c87446	2	Don't 'Oh, Hairi' me. You don't even know me.
q6871	v3938	c8527	2	I can be older, younger, and even a childhood friend or a first-love older sister... I'm so amazing, even if I do say so myself.
q6872	v24935	c78405	2	I'm sorry! I lied! Their uniforms are just too damn sexy!
q6873	v19035	\N	1	For me, dessert is the main course!
q6874	v52802	c142432	7	Customizable fucking!
q6875	v52802	c142430	7	I need you to ruin your career.
q6876	v52802	c142432	7	Work?! How is sucking my dick more work?
q6877	v52802	c142430	10	Welcome home, master. Welcome home, master! Welcome fuckin' home, master. Who wrote this shitty script?
q6878	v52802	c142430	9	Say anythin' about my feet, and I will drown you in this fuckin' kiddy pool.
q6879	v8014	c56717	-1	Oh, dear. Teppei is up to no good... I'll teach him next time.
q6880	v17557	c25022	-1	Or something like that. It's probably not me anyway.
q6881	v6820	c2096	-1	But, but, having a reliable older brother is kind of cool.
q6882	v6820	c2096	0	Wait, a zashiki-warashi!? Huh?
q6883	v5656	c38305	0	A phantom thief never abandons someone in trouble, right?
q6884	v24665	\N	1	Just don't hurry to make up with Pippa too quickly. I think I'd feel safer without her in our home when we're away on holiday.
q6885	v1474	c3907	1	That vile vixen that cajoled you may be my rival, but I haven't forgotten the value I place on good sportsmanship!!
q6886	v15473	c22089	0	Simply put. they consider sex a form of reward. Just like in eroge.
q6887	v629	c9702	2	I may not like you, but you know what people say, no woman is ugly where she pees
q6888	v629	\N	0	I`m the only one who can make her smile, and she`s the only woman who can move my cold heart, after all.
q6889	v29048	c92470	3	Yeah, I'm definitely not getting any answers tonight. I might as well get some pussy instead.
q6890	v30807	c96946	3	My mind said no, but my loins screamed yes.
q6891	v24241	c74514	3	What, are we acting out my fantasy already?
q6892	v9198	c13084	0	I see, I see. So is my takeaway from this to be that you prefer the cocaine-addicted hook-nose to the chocolate-loving bald mustachio?
q6893	v9198	c13081	1	His thing is about the same size as my forearm, in both length and girth.
q6894	v9198	c13084	2	Please put this rope around your neck. Hurry. I shall explain later!
q6895	v9198	c13081	1	Although I do think it'd be even more comically hilarious if Kazuki were to fall down the stairs while cumming.
q6896	v9198	c13082	1	Ahahaha. Then maybe I should write my name on his dick?
q6898	v28259	\N	2	I'll never fulfill my dreams of looking like a Tetsuya Nomura character now...
q6899	v28259	\N	1	He trusts me more than his sat-nav, ever since that tried to drive him through a river once on the way to a family get-together.
q6900	v28259	c90900	1	I didn't know being dead would hurt so much. My ankle's killing me.
q6901	v28259	\N	1	It's true cities have higher crime rates, but maybe the ever-present, omniscient threat of being stabbed would add some much needed excitement to my life...
q6902	v2622	c752	0	Don't open someone else's bag without permission!!
q6903	v6820	c2096	0	When it comes to cooking for three or four people, there's not much difference.
q6904	v6820	c2097	-1	The remaining three of us will move the desks. Takumi, please do the heavy lifting.
q6905	v23736	c76013	0	I can't contain myself when I hear there's a competition.
q6906	v23736	c78193	0	Oh, are you going to try the much-talked about menu item? What a coincidence!
q6907	v28259	\N	1	In fact, it almost looks like she's been overlaid with a perpetual beauty filter!
q6908	v2	c6548	0	incestuous bastard huh...
q6909	v2	c6547	0	Today, I saw the ocean. I'm not afraid anymore
q6910	v17287	c54641	4	What!? No! I can't pet you, Hanzō-sama!
q6911	v28259	\N	1	I don't know much about the dark ages, or wherever it is Leofe comes from, but their justice system sounds pretty hardcore.
q6912	v28259	\N	1	How can I be a goth when I look like a knock-off Peppa Pig?
q6913	v28259	\N	1	Waking up next to a pretty female knight is even worse for my heart than the Deluxe Big Mac Bacon Burger!
q6914	v28259	\N	1	She made sure to plan for all eventualities, in that way fussy mothers do: be it floods, heat waves, or even volcanic eruptions (probably).
q6916	v23736	c78193	0	I have no reason to lose, so I'd love to give to give it a go and beat them to the punch.
q6917	v23736	c76013	0	This bream is perfect!
q6918	v24935	c78406	0	Boo!
q6919	v24935	c78411	0	Bhah...! Y-Y-Your duvet really smells like you!
q6920	v24035	c160465	4	Vore alert!!
q6922	v17823	c34928	2	Pretty girls don't go to the bathroom. Their waste products turn into a pink mist, which calmly leaves their bodies.
q6923	v20424	c68279	1	And there's even that weird rule on this island to shoot any nudists on sight!
q6924	v21905	\N	3	Now everyone can be happy.
q6925	v24035	c160468	4	Sorry, but incest isn't my thing.
q6926	v24035	c160475	1	What if you liked someone but deep down you know that it's not gonna work?
q6927	v28983	\N	2	How much shame do you feel when a man finishes in you?
q6928	v58598	c158449	0	My father is a member of the parliament and my mother is a parliament secretary.
q6929	v57164	\N	2	What to go with today's morning jerk-off~?
q6930	v19035	c94242	2	There's a fine line between arousal and disgust.
q6931	v17018	\N	-2	Just a quick disclaimer: I have no interest in men.
q6932	v28259	\N	1	The trees emerge from the fog like Romero zombies, their branches waving in the breeze like rotten limbs.
q6933	v23736	c78193	0	Once you get used to this, it becomes quite easy.
q6934	v3856	c152163	4	I don't want to hear it from some guy who got hurt by a woman.
q6935	v24241	c87714	1	(Dear brother, you are looking even rounder than before...)
q6936	v33504	c144532	3	Ahahahaha! Peepee!!! Hahahahaha!!! Peepee!!!
q6937	v29807	\N	2	I am sure he will tire of you! You are like stale bread, but I am brioche, and I shall never go out of style!
q6938	v29807	\N	2	Why does everyone pick on me? Am I really such an easy target?! Was I born with a sign on my back that says ‘KICK ME’?
q6939	v29807	\N	1	Hair curlers are an indispensable item any self-respecting woman should carry on her person at all times, just like lipgloss or napkins or pepper spray!
q6940	v33896	\N	1	I think my bed must be my number two waifu — right after Princess Luluna, of course.
q6941	v24935	c78405	2	So you've flicked the bean while wearing my uniform five times?
q6942	v52276	c123169	1	Hmm...Next year, should I give you HO's textbook?
q6943	v52276	c123171	2	Hibiki, leave that weirdo to be. Let's prepare the cake.
q6944	v3856	c152163	5	Yeah, thats right, such foolish behavior could only be the work of a woman.
q6945	v24241	c74514	1	Whoa! No need to look so sad seeing me, you know? Sorry I'm not Akaza.
q6946	v10680	c9483	3	Uhh, that made me sound kinda masochistic. Can you please cut that in the edit?
q6947	v23736	c76008	0	The insects first appeared in the libretto, and as a result, Match started acting strangely too.
q6948	v6820	c2096	-1	My grandma also said that we're fine.
q6949	v6820	c2096	0	Instead, I just need to make this coffee shop a success and earn a lot of money.
q6950	v24241	c74513	1	Too bad. I try not to expose my weaknesses to anyone.
q6951	v22505	c4655	0	But you see it all the time in myths, right? Gods screwing things up for the sake of a girl.
q6952	v20424	c68282	4	When you look at boobs, the boobs look back.
q6953	v24935	c78405	2	Virgins are fragile creatures!
q6954	v24035	c160465	1	...Is he roleplaying as a guard dog right now? ...Can't say I hate it, but it's a little embarrassing.
q6955	v1719	c10833	1	Be careful about who you whip!
q6956	v24035	c160468	1	Come to the cafeteria if you finish up early. Who knows, he might have ED.
q6957	v24035	c160468	4	Floor boobles.
q6958	v24035	c160465	2	Touch, touch, touch me, touch me more, I can't take it anymore!!
q6959	v31055	\N	3	I'll fucking crush you baby.
q6960	v24035	c160548	2	What if porn watched you back?
q6961	v24935	c78409	2	Yep, they're called the Geriatric Monkeys, and they released a song called "Screw your diapers! I want you!"
q6962	v51915	c97865	3	Fuck off and hang yourself in a Burger King playground.
q6963	v27610	c97170	4	Isn't misanthropy so moe?
q6964	v24241	c74515	1	Just remember that the words you use to curse others will end up consuming you far worse.
q6965	v11	c15	4	Geez, you're a girl, so be more docile...!
q6966	v24035	\N	4	"Pent-up" my ass! You just jerked off yesterday.
q6967	v15	\N	1	Someone just secretly swapped Onee-chan's brains with those of a cow.
q6968	v26419	c80821	1	Worship the boobs. The boobs shall be your salvation.
q6969	v53164	c143358	0	I've tried using lucky charms. But none of them have worked.
q6970	v20956	c94743	2	You should just count yourself lucky you ended up indebted to a cute girl like Hana, and not a large bodybuilder with an axe to grind!
q6971	v20956	\N	3	Don't worry, it's just an Aiko body pillow! A lifesize one! You know, like the otaku guys in those documentaries about ‘what is wrong with our country’ have?
q6972	v43470	c124885	1	...did he just rhyme a curse at me?
q6973	v33177	c101892	1	“Naganuma… I’ve successfully avenged your balls…”
q6974	v31659	c99977	2	are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
q6975	v3144	c73094	7	Okay, class is starting. Turn to page 67. Today, we're covering the Roman Emp—
q6977	v11	\N	7	I break through... and I am inside her.
q6978	v58641	c159960	-5	I don't need my freaking testimony to save her. I hope my testimony is useless because she's already home.
q6979	v6820	c2096	-1	Nothing in particular? However, as store manager, there are some things I have to think about.
q6980	v6820	c2100	0	Hey, what's the point of suddenly peeking into someone's sleeping quarters?
q6981	v6820	\N	-1	She's smaller than Hina-chan, more aggressive than Kurumi-chan, more laid-back than Miu, and more egocentric than Yuki.
q6982	v6820	c2097	-1	That's not true. He just disappeared in the afternoon and that was the last thing I saw.
q6983	v1143	c3885	4	I couldn't let anyone know I'd moved up the man-ladder by having surgery on my foreskin.
q6984	v31136	c98136	6	Our clients will surely be happier when they're jacking off.
q6985	v31136	c98085	6	I like you, Toshiki, so I wouldn't mind if you suddenly grew genitals.
q6986	v31136	c98086	5	This girl can't even run for five minutes, but when it comes to sex she has infinite stamina...
q6987	v21517	c62735	0	Boss, that's perverted, so you'd better not say too much.
q6988	v31659	c99977	4	sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
q6989	v21517	c62735	0	What my superiors dislike is a personal choice. What I dislike is the coercion of those around me.
q6990	v21517	c62735	0	Regardless of the original data, we have always been alone since we were created, with only unmanned aircraft remaining.
q6991	v21517	c62735	0	I also have a strong desire for knowledge. I want to know what I don't have and expand my horizons.
q6992	v32853	\N	4	Most bored housewives would take up crochet, or origami. Cunnilingus is certainly new!
q6993	v20424	c55090	2	Leave it to a Japanese person to not say 'no' outright.
q6994	v31659	c99974	3	Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.
q6995	v19444	c48064	3	I want to see your, your... u-umm... meat potato.
q6996	v40963	c121368	3	Compared to the guys in otome VNs, real guys are a massive disappointment!
q6997	v26418	c80814	1	I've heard of passing the buck, but not passing the cock...
q6998	v59414	c157516	2	Hehe, yup! Its our favourite game — Strip fighter!
q6999	v1413	c18141	6	We're totally stealing wages by doing this during working hours.
q7000	v13	\N	3	Where is Self?
q7001	v18357	\N	1	Break out the rubber gloves - it's fridge-cleaning time, bitches!
q7002	v18357	\N	-2	Yeah, I'm afraid I need to clean it before the gravity of all my expired shit causes a massive collapse into a black hole.
q7003	v37768	c90900	3	I don't know if I'd be opposed to dating a corpse, personally. It's pretty metal.
q7004	v37768	c90901	1	That's right! She is an archaeology student, and she often waxes poetic on Boudicca. From all accounts, she was quite the girlboss!
q7005	v37768	c90900	2	I don't wanna come across as a yandere. I know some people are into that, but I think those types need to get their heads examined.
q7006	v56439	\N	7	This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, places, or organizations is purely coincidental. At least... we hope so.
q7007	v18357	\N	-1	(Oh, man those lips are everywhere - like, practically on my forehead and my chin at the same damn time.)
q7008	v18357	\N	-1	WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY LIKE YOU USED TO BE, YOU SADSACK MOTHERFUCKER?
q7009	v8020	c5418	1	Kagari-chan would like to make a statement: don't give cars to idiots, and stop parking on the street.
q7010	v18357	\N	8	Click Here to Die.
q7011	v2043	\N	3	Why is it that I'm not embarrassed to buy porn, but I am embarrassed to buy romance novels?
q7012	v1715	c6947	3	If all you’re gonna do is bitch, why don’t you do us all a favor and shut up?
q7013	v32555	c100666	2	All things come in due time. And now is the time for alcohol.
q7014	v33150	c107310	4	I’m going to start a LINNE group called ‘Lovers of Trash Men’, so those of you who consider yourself one, please join me.
q7015	v16032	c28307	6	Cram it, you dickless beta cuck!
q7016	v30920	c96725	6	You can ride me anytime if you want! Just lemme know!
q7017	v1474	c3882	1	The fact that Aoi-san isn't wordlessly ignoring you means that she actually likes you.
q7018	v37768	\N	3	Vomiting is a luxury I can't afford right now.
q7019	v18357	\N	-1	I used up all his paper towels once and didn't replace then with a new roll - and he put me in handcuffs! Not the fun kind of handcuffs, either!
q7020	v24035	c160468	2	Can't believe the first thing I see at school is our teacher trying to get into a student's pants...
q7022	v16032	c28302	4	Tissue... Lewd...!
q7023	v16032	c28299	5	Sandwiched between two hot guys, I was having some... technical difficulties.
q7024	v14814	c26131	4	I think summoning Cthulhu to retrieve the cat out of the tree was a terrible idea.
q7025	v18641	c58357	1	Ikemen? Oh, I look like a noodle? Lord Masamune was telling me that 'men' was another word for noodle.
q7026	v17287	c54643	3	We suckled from the same breast, remember? We've always slept together.
q7028	v31055	c99563	1	Making a baby without my sister's approval... that definitely wouldn't have been good.
q7029	v51	\N	1	The address on the front was also written particularly badly, and I'm impressed it even got here. Man, the Japanese postal service sure is great!
q7030	v32811	c101092	3	Using my money to fatten up girls... I like the sound of that.
q7031	v32811	c101227	0	Psychotic lesbians are scary, man.
q7032	v27448	c87815	1	My database makes a clear distinction between the words 'paradise' and 'graveyard', but it seems you do not.
q7033	v56439	\N	5	And just so you know, if this game ever gets ported to home consoles, suggestive moaning dialogue like this would be the first thing to go.
q7034	v45433	\N	3	Being stabbed isn't so bad, if you tell yourself you deserve it...
q7035	v24035	c160549	0	Yeah, he didn't waste time and just reached for the gun when he talked to me in Waterfront.
q7036	v26414	c85057	4	Don't feel bad. There's no way you could've won against my right hand. I'm a seasoned veteran when it comes to handling my own dick.
q7037	v30228	c96001	0	But it's too cute. It's a design made to say 'look how cute this is'. There's no depth to it.
q7038	v50283	c137421	5	How does arm strength have anything to do with being a great detective?
q7039	v22987	c74612	5	(He’s my brother… This is no big deal. Siblings sleep in the same room all the time, right? Just two bros.. hanging out…)
q7040	v1715	c6968	2	If you were to lose yourself, if you were to give up on what you truly believe in, I would kill you for your sake.
q7041	v16032	c28303	0	Blimey, you’re one fit bird! Will you go out with me?
q7042	v38068	c123168	1	Wow, look at that hideous robe. Makes me want to vomit just looking at you.
q7043	v21773	c81282	1	You're the best off colored, sentient, mobile, undead eggplant a girl could ask for.
q7044	v22505	c4655	8	Die. And not in the "haha kys" way—no, actually fucking die.
q7045	v49651	c135790	0	When God returns, the first thing I'll ask is whether you were made for me.
q7046	v49651	c135790	0	(I want to be loved. I want to be loved. I want to be loved by Him...)
q7047	v49651	c135790	0	You, I like you.
q7048	v49651	c135790	0	That's a device I made to preserve my purity and offer my loyalty and love to God-
q7049	v49651	c135790	0	Then what, should I just tie myself up for you??
q7050	v22505	c4655	4	Ohhh, I see... So I can degrade her and train her into becoming the perfect sex slave. Seems legit. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
q7051	v50283	c137421	5	If you run with a lie for long enough, it'll eventually become the truth.
q7052	v58641	c159962	-5	Hey, hey, don't misunderstand! You just look like a Bird's Milk kinda person, yq know?
q7053	v24935	c78405	0	I don't know what she thought I meant, but she clutches herself, her face goes bright red, and her eyes lower down to my crotch.
q7054	v47115	c130409	2	If you were a character in a gacha game, you'd be a limited 5 star with a broken ultimate for sure!
q7055	v18384	c64669	0	I don't care how much of a Lolita complex you've got, that's no excuse to go kidnapping little girls.
q7058	v21667	c71988	-1	I'm cooked.
q7059	v26448	c85290	3	I will stop being a pedophile and become a respectable member of societYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
q7060	v26448	c85290	1	She is releasing urine she must have held until the last moment. There is still plenty of volume which makes a satisfying sound. Even the grass is gleaming with delight.
q7061	v26448	c85290	1	I-It's a natural phenomenon! It's a night wood!
q7062	v26448	c85290	3	I-I do! I have morning woods, and noon woods, and evening woods, and also night woods!
q7063	v26448	c85290	1	That time when I was wondering if rubbing her spoon on my dick would count as an indirect fellatio!
q7064	v26448	c85290	3	Because this skin is adjoined to both her tits and her pussy. Which means that this hand is basically Kotori-chan's pussy!
q7065	v30235	c95379	1	There are a lot of morally bankrupt people at this hospital.
q7067	v49651	c135790	0	Me caring about you? Who said that? Well,not that I don't care at all.
q7068	v49651	c135790	2	Why do you keep making eye contact?! You wanna die or what?!  ...Hey, who told you to look away!
q7069	v49651	c135790	0	You just make my chest tighten. Maybe if I beat you up, I'll feel better.
q7070	v49651	c135667	2	'Hole-in laws', was it?
q7071	v49651	c135667	0	(Ah... Lucifer hyung... the hole Lucifer hyung entered... the skin Lucifer hyung tasted... the scent Lucifer hyung inhaled...)
q7072	v59480	\N	3	Oh my god, at least I don't have a fucking noodle fetish.
q7073	v1278	c42509	-3	"Being dull is a form of happiness, isn't it?"
q7074	v1278	c42509	-2	"Let me make a prediction. You're the type to get fat after you turn 30."
q7075	v4037	c964	5	"Who had the avant-grade idea to put in an exploding pussy...?"
q7076	v1278	c42510	0	"...Quit running your mouth woman. The man of the house is me."
q7077	v917	c1521	2	If you keep going without wearing your panties, you're going to catch a cold.
q7078	v48830	c139738	1	We don’t accept sales, crime, or idle chatter.
q7079	v16044	c26598	3	That's right. Whatever the actual reason is, it's always the guys fault when he sees a half-naked girl. Geez.
q7080	v19192	c48256	5	Then we can watch some TV. Some premium cable. You know, boobs.
q7081	v12561	c12364	-1	But if you lay a hand on Ibuki, I’ll kill you!
q7083	v14018	c26311	3	You pervert! You think it's okay for me to show you my used underwear? Or what, are you demanding I show it to you?
q7084	v1278	c42503	0	“Ah, the literary snob pattern huh. That whole thing about diving straight into philosophy and all.”
q7085	v14018	c26311	2	Heheh. Don't underestimate the power of a teenage girl. Adiós gracias!
q7086	v18315	c51183	1	Ah, I'm not a pervert by the way. I have my passions, but nothing out of the ordinary.
q7087	v18315	c51183	1	Ugh... I don't know, but I feel like a good-for-nothing gigolo, living off others like this.
q7088	v14018	c26308	3	Pierce me with your Excalibur.
q7090	v49651	c135667	1	How did my brother take you?
q7091	v49651	c135667	1	Did you call my brother's name like that too? With that voice, that expression?
q7092	v49651	c135667	1	You'll run back into my brother's arms again...won't you...ha..So will you forget this feeling then? What it was like to be in my arms?
q7093	v49651	c135790	1	I missed you. Having said that, I'm going back.
q7094	v49651	c135583	1	No, Gabriel. If you act like that, I can't properly smell between your legs.
q7095	v34981	c161155	3	Just like most of the other shitty gamers. Just skipping to the fap parts. Typical male.
q7096	v1278	c42505	-2	"TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFFーーー!"
q7097	v11769	c22106	1	Is he going to want sex or a life-threatening duel?
q7098	v21418	c92053	1	She looks like a woman, but has nothing in common with either a woman or a human.
q7099	v92	c113	3	Time is the cruelest kindness
q7100	v10801	c12345	1	I got Sherlock'd again?!
q7101	v92	c175	4	If you find yourself hesitating in situations, then you must have the courage to stop and reflect upon what it is that made you who you are today...
q7102	v92	c175	2	and most of all, you must never hesitate to bloody your own hands.
q7103	v10801	c12339	-2	Which I should use as a punching bag? Your body or your spirit?
q7104	v8020	c241	1	Ah, I just received an emergency toilet call. I've been told to report to the location immediately.
q7105	v933	c4734	1	I hate it as much as a scumbag of a man who hasn't bathed in two weeks, fell into a dirty ditch, and is a molester on top of all that-
q7106	v14018	c26322	2	Anyway, no more noise. Any more and I'll jam electrodes into your brains!
q7107	v20601	c3885	5	(That´s pretty sus...)
q7108	v50283	c137420	12	If you roast a bottle, it becomes a bottle-roast, you know!
q7109	v31055	c99589	3	God wants you to be virtuous, do good works, and not look at anyone's graduation photos.
q7110	v11300	\N	-1	Senpai bought me a premium seat ticket as a token of appreciaction for taking care of Kyoujirou.
q7111	v11300	c12024	-1	Or rather, Kyoujirou, is that why you decided to call out to me of all people?
q7112	v11300	c12028	-2	Oneesan! How long have you been here? It's not time for our meeting yet...
q7113	v13046	c14219	1	You're a jerk because you're a jerk.
q7114	v11300	c12024	-1	It's not like Kazuki and I necessarily see each other as a couple. In reality, I'm just going to see a movie with him as a token of my gratitude.
q7115	v532	c3201	-1	I have no intention of doing that. Besides, if there is someone suitable to be the department head, I think that person should do it.
q7116	v43438	c124925	3	Wanna traumatize the fuck out of a bunch of school kids?
q7117	v12561	c12366	0	If all men didn’t think lewd things, the human population wouldn’t have grown this much.
q7118	v5295	c36705	2	For my little sister... for my little sister to have big areolae is unforgivable!!
q7119	v5656	\N	-1	Otome flew into a rage and rushed at me.
q7120	v47769	c155196	10	Is there such a thing as a real or fake coconut?
q7121	v47769	c155198	5	I'm not trying to pick you up, I swear! Just give me a couple of minutes!
q7122	v7805	\N	2	I put my penis away with the speed of light.
q7123	v47769	c155196	4	To combat evil, you must use evil. Ideals will do nothing to change the world.
q7124	v60731	\N	7	As a kid, I wanted to be a mangaka. As an adult, I want to die.
q7125	v47769	c157506	3	Cheh... Why do I gotta do all this? That idiot son should quit the mafia and go work in retail.
q7126	v53991	\N	3	Liking someone of the same sex isn't normal, and writing a suicide note like that is just weird.
q7127	v7014	c10201	2	No blood in your veins, no calcium in your bones. At least you have your meat...
q7128	v7014	c7828	2	I always pick meat over veggies. Cuz I'm still in my teens. The meat teens...
q7129	v7014	c6626	1	Did you fall in love with me? Am I just to die for? Am I just to die in writhing agony for?
q7130	v47769	c155197	6	Who looks shady? I'll put a curse on you.
q7131	v15	c26650	1	Still, to think Haruka-san was video game-illiterate. Ahaha
q7132	v47769	c155199	0	R means trouble. Pursue him.
q7133	v23393	c85105	3	I fed you and gave you treats because I love you!
q7134	v26987	c97478	0	Tell the story to all who will listen. To all the people who live in this beautiful world. Tell them once upon a time... There was a girl who dreamed the world.
q7135	v26987	c103789	2	Those who get in the way of love get to leave the stage in disgrace. That's how I like my stories, yes sir!
q7136	v47769	c155199	6	I won't deny that I know how to lie. But the key is knowing who you're lying to.
q7137	v44	c1635	3	“It’s a big responsibility, choosing someone’s first H-game.”
q7138	v2016	\N	4	...I'll never get women.
q7139	v1278	\N	2	He wasn't prepared enough to pretend to be a feminist
q7140	v17997	\N	5	Everyone congratulated me and clapped, just like the final episode of a certain anime.
q7141	v47769	c155199	3	I'll be your pillow, just this once.
q7142	v50283	c137420	1	I have to doubt in order to believe.
q7143	v6715	c59132	3	It's natural for a sister to give her brother a blowjob or two!
q7144	v47769	c157499	-1	Whoa, whoa, are you saying you can't trust me? that's harsh.
q7145	v776	\N	0	We considered arming Koyori with *that* special red backpack, but nothing came of it as such dangerous equipment infringes the Convention's banned weapons list.
q7146	v60330	\N	0	It's like a very good feeling.. Touching the blood of the already dead. Isn't it?
q7147	v8988	\N	4	Damn it! Who was it that made the steamed buns filled with laxatives stale?!
q7148	v47769	c157495	2	I'd rather eat my own sword!
q7149	v515	c16800	2	C'mon, Shugo, bark for me! Woof woof woof! Gahahahahahahahaha!!
q7150	v1484	\N	3	Huh? It’s full, already? You must piss like a horse!
q7151	v47769	c157502	2	Should we prepare a body bag?
q7153	v26232	c84535	1	I... I worked so hard, you know? To make Manami like me, I threw away my entire past self and changed everything.
q7154	v26232	c84534	6	Manami... your face... your voice... your body... And your blood... I love everything about you.
q7155	v26232	c84533	1	"I know I'm relying on her help constantly right now, but eventually, I'll work hard so that I can become someone who can help Manami, too..."
q7156	v47769	c157497	0	Yea, Hiyok's probably the right person for the job, Everyone remembers what he did with that firecracker.
q7157	v7602	c3551	2	Life's hella hard, and then you die.
q7158	v18852	c45359	3	I know it may seem like I'm groping you, but don't let it bother you.
q7159	v1487	c15141	2	A-kun, if you keep sighing like that, happiness will run away... Maybe you're not getting enough calcium...?
q7160	v7738	c27730	3	Now let's play some "YOU and ME and HER"! Actually just for today I'll let you play Axanael instead, if you want.
q7161	v3	c413	4	Poopie face.
q7162	v3	c411	3	Stuck in a stomach with Teoro... Now that's a depressing thought.
q7163	v60338	c161581	-1	I don't want anything or anyone else but you.
q7164	v57354	\N	3	Not everyone is Hitler, Mizuki
q7165	v1487	\N	4	I'd hate for you to hit your head again and get even dumber.
q7166	v57354	\N	4	HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GHOST!
q7167	v57354	\N	5	Dude you don't even have a REAL sprite, nobody gives a shit about you.
q7168	v47769	c155198	3	Damn, you sure know how to murder a guy...
q7169	v23393	c91407	3	Wow, so pure! Hooray for virgins!
q7170	v34968	c137652	4	What kind of girl would I be if I didn't suck my daddy's penis?
q7171	v36200	\N	1	Flesh speaks to me.
q7172	v60641	\N	3	Africa is in India, right?
q7173	v60641	\N	0	Hedwig, do me a favor and take the fucking compliment, yeah?
q7175	v47769	c157507	2	Nope, nope. You're coming with me on a tour of hell!
q7176	v415	c6237	0	“You could day say it was my - - Mitoko’s - - special doria, in short, Mitokondria! …Ugh, on second thought, maybe I should think of another name.”
q7177	v17376	c34578	2	Talking to someone who asks what I jerked off to last night every morning probably numbs you to such things, admittedly.
q7181	v1278	c42505	-1	...Selling your body to a soldier is wrong-...
q7182	v26910	c130211	3	I've had a girlfriend for all of twenty seconds and it already feels like I'm fucking this up.
q7183	v47769	c155198	0	Heh heh, just one punch and I'm officially approved.
q7184	v29661	c94431	5	What purpose is there in using precious mental and physical energy to clean a room that will only get dirty again?
q7185	v47010	c132230	1	Heehee. Thanks for the compliment. You look just as lovely, but I'm more interested in those beautiful bodies hidden beneath your clothes.
q7186	v47010	c132229	0	It's great how you like playing the role of big brother, but do that to someone else! Ugh, you and your enormous strength.
q7187	v47010	c132228	0	Sorry! I smelled something nostalgic, and my hand just moved on its own!
q7188	v45894	c128198	0	Thief, cracker, firearm smuggler, bomber, brawler... even a murderer. Behold, an entire pantheon of lawbreakers.
q7189	v30994	c121988	0	Pft! He's a dictator with a trendy fit.
q7190	v3112	\N	0	Yep. Maybe it's common sense to eat shaved ice in the desert because it lasts forever.
q7191	v15064	c24603	3	I'm gonna hit you in the face with my balls!
q7194	v52265	c153386	5	Then just go pray to Amaterasu, in hopes he's not a white.
q7195	v1898	c50690	6	"I haven't forgotten, man! In fact, I've been jerking off to soccer balls this whole time!"
q7196	v19385	c20886	5	Cinnamon's eternal estrus is rather troublesome, isn't it?
q7198	v24110	\N	1	You're the complete enemy of all women!
q7199	v56364	c153020	3	C-Cut it out...! What gives you the right to... come inside me like that...?!
q7200	v53385	\N	3	Dick death threats? Really?
q7201	v10968	c36356	1	Lovely smile. Makes me want to punch you in the teeth.
q7202	v10968	c36347	1	Hmph! My nagging wife, shut up for a while… Right now it’s time to destroy this twisted fellow.
q7203	v1278	c42503	0	"Love is... it's awful... it's an awful thing"
q7204	v14826	c23005	1	Please don't talk about my love like it's a programmed error.. You're so meaaan.
q7205	v3144	c3560	3	My hips almost broke the speed of sound... If I moved any faster, the shockwave would destroy the building.
q7206	v33348	c134768	3	I mean for me, simply being a woman is equal to being a goddess.
q7207	v18334	c6626	3	You know what they say... If your kids are cute, put a bomb inside of them!
q7208	v18334	c53627	3	I'll stick my hand up my butt, then shove it in your mouth and rattle your molars around!
q7209	v18334	c53112	3	"Turn me on!" "Hurry up and turn me on, Shuuichi!" It's begging you.
q7210	v18334	c53207	6	An important hole near some bush!? Sounds familiar, am I right ladies!?
q7211	v7679	c6626	2	Man, movies are the best! That drama was so moving that I needed *two* boxes of tissues! One for each head!
q7212	v22416	\N	5	"My Little Sister Can't Possibly Be This Murdered"
q7213	v22415	\N	0	"I know you like pointing at things, man, but don't point it at me!"
q7214	v48420	c133161	8	A man who can't keep his hands to himself is a man who can't keep his pants on himself.
q7215	v15506	\N	1	I didn't know dealing with little kids could be an act of psychological warfare (did Sun Tzu write anything about this?), but I'll be aware in the future.
q7216	v47133	\N	3	I was mad at Dewey for watching porn, but ended up actually cheating on him with that very same porn movie.
q7217	v47133	\N	3	I thought it was chocolate ice cream, but trust me, that cup did not contain ice cream…
q7218	v25007	c81471	1	I was actually kind of into cuck play.
q7219	v47937	\N	6	Today’s weather: sunny, with occasional girls…
q7220	v15506	c47096	3	So, does anybody know when we're going to start eating the body?
q7221	v26721	\N	4	The whole world's clamoring about gender equality, so your pussy and your ass have to be equal, too.
q7222	v48420	c153845	2	Imagine if your crossdressing childhood friend had actually turned out to be your dead wife from a previous life.
q7223	v48420	c133161	5	I just love being naked!
q7224	v15506	c91988	1	That vampire catgirl robot maid... will never bother anybody ever again.
q7225	v1278	c42510	0	"Depending on how things pan out, I might even become your father."
q7226	v25007	c81471	1	My whole body was like a walking erection right now.
q7227	v15833	\N	2	Despite my name, I'm certainly no Adam Sandler (thank God).
q7228	v11	\N	5	In other words, archery is a way to kill yourself.
q7229	v48420	c133161	7	Isn't social media a digital tattoo for attention whores and lecherous creeps who screwed up their lives?
q7230	v48420	c133160	3	Let's see...I did vacuum fellatio on a frankfurter, and it gave him a boner!
q7231	v48420	c153845	2	A brother with no brother complex is no brother at all.
q7232	v3	c8381	1	Did the hemorrhoid medicine work well?
q7233	v20237	c161854	1	A blind man would have seen you coming...
q7234	v20237	c161854	1	That little fury of a girl really turned my quiet and boring trip into a wild, yet uncomfortable ride...
q7235	v20237	c161854	1	Sleeping is the only proactive thing one can achieve.
q7236	v470	c16746	1	My hymen... Can you erase it from this world?
q7237	v147	c1407	2	I look at shrubbery wherever I go! I’m tired of admiring shrubbery!
q7238	v147	c1407	1	I’m not so fond of staring at bushes throughout the game’s duration, but they are pruned very nicely.
q7239	v17915	c35136	1	Kill all your emotions.
q7240	v17915	c35136	3	Haha. I don't get fan letters like you do. I only got checks.
q7241	v17915	c35138	1	I am god.
q7242	v17915	c35138	-1	Would you be my 606?_
q7243	v17915	c35139	2	I'm cute >.0
q7244	v15064	c31737	3	My dream is to become a firefighter, an astronaut or a pineapple.
q7245	v48420	\N	3	Praised be the bottomless wallets of old people!
q7246	v15708	c39036	5	Have you never imagined the feelings of a pure-hearted maiden who awakens to find a monstrous strongman doing high-speed push-ups before her very eyes?!
q7247	v15708	c39036	3	Do not think that I am someone who can be won over with mere trifling sweets, is that understood?
q7248	v25007	c81471	1	I had cum on the brain to the point that it felt like it was going to squirt out my nose.
q7249	v629	c9702	2	But let me remind you that, in the end, I'm just a lazy ass motherfucker.
q7250	v629	c9702	3	I'm fucking her so hard that every time I pound her, I hear the sound of me slapping her ass with my nutsack.
q7251	v629	c20143	3	I'm not gay! I just... I just...!
q7252	v629	c9702	2	Even if they're small I bet you grow a jungle down there.
q7253	v629	c9702	2	Maybe someone brought a durian to class. and the room's all stinky?
q7254	v48420	c153845	2	Should I really be buying a little sister porn game?
q7255	v870	\N	1	And then I fucked her.
q7256	v24110	\N	1	No "buts". Whatever happens, never kill yourself.
q7257	v12559	c14903	1	... You answered my question with a question. Should I go berserk like killer queen in part four?
q7258	v28398	c90413	2	What binds us is a heart devoted to beauty, and lips—restless as a stallion’s breath—that dance upon the brink of wonder.
q7259	v28398	c90413	2	No. Such needless binaries are but distractions.
q7260	v28398	c90413	2	"I see. Then I guess I won’t end up being hated by you."
q7261	v28398	c90413	1	"Am I a psychopath?" Ah, that’s a label for some characters too.
q7262	v28398	c90413	1	It's all genuine emotion, and yet it’s also a lie.
q7263	v28417	\N	2	As if you'd be in any danger in a zombie apocalypse! You don't have any brains to gnaw on.
q7264	v44358	c132563	4	If you pass out first im gonna try to fall over on you so it looks like we were cuddling <3
q7265	v31136	c98134	3	I don't care, show me your colors, COLORLESS.
q7266	v31136	c98086	-4	I gently open the door.
q7267	v31136	c98086	5	I'm not a lolicon; the girl I like just happens to have the body of a loli.
q7268	v13666	\N	0	He's a math maniac with a number fetish.
q7269	v13666	\N	2	Necromancers make dead bodies into living dead. Living dead make livings bodies into dead bodies. And those dead bodies are made into living dead in return.
q7270	v46773	\N	0	All life is nurtured by the heart of the earth. Even the sea, at its depths, holds the earth within it.
q7271	v44358	c97865	2	...Why are you Hitler?
q7272	v51915	c97865	2	Damn she got some big ass fuckin' titties, Jeffrey
q7273	v51915	c97866	1	It was an 18 year old midget!!!
q7274	v40655	c161904	4	I mean, look at you. You sat though two hours of mass for some tall guy cock.
q7275	v6985	c735	2	Heh, I'm even perfect at dying.
q7277	v51915	c97865	3	...Every time you talk I really wonder how you could possibly have legal sex
q7278	v25007	c81471	1	If I had been a fag intent on raping him, all I'd be able to think about was how tight his asshole was.
q7279	v48420	c133161	5	You put an eroge next to Mom's photo?
q7280	v48420	c153845	2	So you could say I'm like a mentally unstable woman, but one whose shitty boyfriend got run over by a truck.
q7281	v48420	c153845	0	Are you trying to say that he turned me into an eroge heroine?
q7282	v430	c28081	1	It's your fault for being a lazy bum.
q7283	v3144	c3565	2	Well, I am a tsundere.
q7284	v430	c28081	7	Suck my balls. Over.
q7285	v47348	\N	3	I cannot help but yearn for a past like that: even one which involves throwing partially dissected frogs at classmates from across the biology classroom.
q7287	v47348	\N	4	I have no idea what a ‘moeblob’ is, but I doubt it is anything positive.
q7288	v6540	c43551	4	The countless baby hands were approaching me! Like the ghosts of aborted fetuses rising up from a swamp!
q7289	v30844	\N	2	"Should enduring an excessive amount of cat puns count as psychological abuse?"
q7290	v22899	c71526	2	I saw what I thought were children's picture books and got curious, but the goddamn titles were like 'The Very Horny Caterpillar' and 'Goodnight Poon'!? What the fuck!?
q7291	v3	c8388	2	Filthy? What's so filthy about my sacred spit, huh!? Here, have some more!
q7292	v20501	\N	0	She doesn't look surprised by my manhandling (womanhandling? Teenagehandling? Help me out here).
q7293	v48420	c133164	2	Yippee! Does touching cocks stop thunderstorms?
q7294	v12111	c139358	1	That's because you're an ice cream person from the ice cream planet, Shiroi.
q7295	v1001	c30265	2	Oh, no, it's not like I think this way because you're a woman. If anything, I'm a feminist.
q7296	v3	c412	1	...Are you interested in men, Hakuowlo?
q7297	v19073	c49563	-1	If we weren’t cousins, I bet I’d have been like, “Damn, girl!”
q7298	v17018	\N	2	Adultery is pretty exciting stuff...
q7299	v13666	\N	0	I'll send both you and your lil' boy toy to hell!
q7300	v52265	c74514	-3	That Nathanael... is he that stupid?
q7301	v19654	\N	-1	Shuuichi, make sure you do everything you can while you're still alive.
q7302	v19654	\N	0	Would you walk next to me, so we can enjoy the present?
q7303	v16984	\N	0	I probably do taste good, but the only person allowed to eat me is me!
q7304	v52265	c153386	-1	I-i-idiot! don't get all close to my face!
q7305	v8038	c4064	4	But doesn’t a 30-year old virgin fit with a 300-year old virgin?
q7306	v25912	\N	6	Every day now, I see Dad at the office. He's hitting on that robot vacuum cleaner.
q7307	v11	c15	3	Flab on your mind? Does that mean you're fat?
q7308	v33	c2937	2	I've been snogging the cat?!
q7309	v26052	c20881	4	Our pussies are as tight as our personalities.
q7310	v7302	c12530	2	Nice to meetcha, right boob. Feelin’ good, left boob? That sort of thing. You’re the titty whisperer.
q7311	v13802	c98327	1	Rape! Rape! Rape makes my body happy.
q7312	v14293	\N	8	Your cum has become a staple of my diet. Now I can't seem to live without it. Believe it!
q7313	v59228	c162085	1	Nate. Did you seriously just call dirt interesting?
q7315	v16984	c69231	1	And now these two girls are going to try and out-nice each other for an hour and a half.
q7316	v16984	\N	1	I-I don’t hate you, far from it! I-I like you! Y-You’re a nice person, and you... Y-You even taught me how to peel a potato!
q7317	v16984	\N	1	So that’s what a real maid looks like. I feel like I’m looking at a fantastical creature, like a fairy or a mermaid.
q7319	v16984	\N	1	Who’s going to win this round — this dangerous, deadly match amongst the manliest of men — to become the undisputed champion of Go Fish?
q7320	v10700	c5860	5	These breasts... These breasts... are a crime against nature! I'm going to grope some shame into you!
q7322	v16884	\N	0	There's no success in this line of work. Afterall, we're only here after it happened.
q7323	v3144	c3559	2	Now, if you will only addend, Kitty, and not talk too much, I will tell you all my ideas about Rooking-grass House.
q7324	v6723	c33130	2	Just kidding, just kidding. I'm not so depraved as to go after a 12-years-old. I'm not King, you know.
q7325	v10028	c1889	0	You gave me happiness. There's nothing left to apologize for - not anymore.
q7326	v10028	c1889	1	...Which number the police was?
q7327	v57252	\N	1	Ugh, fuck being a working member of society.
q7328	v57252	\N	1	Eh, whatever. I'm already friends with a cat demon; I wouldn't even give a shit if a ghost popped out at this point.
q7329	v30317	\N	1	I find myself thinking about how this guy could probably laugh himself silly while burning alive.
q7330	v30317	c96747	1	I only committed two murders at that correctional center. My third victim is still alive and well. Can't say the same about their nose, though.
q7332	v21905	c64502	1	You kind of left her hanging this morning, you know?
q7333	v11072	\N	3	Before her adorable bashfulness could charm me, the first thought that struck me was: "Is she okay in the head?"
q7334	v11072	c91079	5	We've been dating for almost a month.  Now she's already three months pregnant!  I should've noticed sooner...
q7335	v30925	c98656	7	I hit your husband. If you don't know anything about this, please hang up.
q7338	v2047	c735	2	I'll cram a magic firecracker up your ass and set it off.
q7339	v2047	c735	2	Are you stupid? Who'd play with a clone of their own dick?!
q7340	v2047	c735	3	You bitch?! Are you telling a hero like me to drink water?!
q7341	v2047	c95553	1	Here's the latest issue of Pentagon's magazine, Mein Kampf!
q7342	v11072	\N	2	Sure enough, I was caught in 4k.
q7343	v11072	c91079	1	I would curse humanity for a thousand years if I had been forbidden worded for such a ridiculous misunderstanding.
q7344	v315	c5660	1	Haha! ! What's up, I'm the world's best masturbator, right?
q7345	v28118	\N	0	I slide a bullet into the chamber of my revolver and get ready to fight for what I love, which is...not loving anything.
q7346	v57848	\N	3	Turning into a little goreslut afterall?
q7347	v22785	c155711	1	If you think physical violence is a valid way of showing affection, that must mean donkeys are the most loving species on the planet.
q7348	v31055	c99564	1	Baited. Rickrolled. Full-on goatsed.
q7349	v5154	\N	2	This woman's trying to disrupt the economy of the shopping district via her tits...?
q7350	v3144	c3565	5	Even women have dicks in their hearts.
q7351	v22905	c74305	0	"I love candies and chocolates and playing with my friends!"
q7352	v22905	c74305	0	"It's over. We're all gonna die. I'm going to Wonderland. he he!"
q7353	v36	c9993	2	Memories are always the same color as the sky, just out of reach. An epheremal, endlessly transparent blue.
q7354	v19073	c44771	1	Understood. You know what they say, ignorance is piss.
q7355	v22899	c71526	1	You... stupid COCKSUCKEEEEEER!!
q7356	v37260	\N	1	Oh. No. It's a big campus Sasuke-kun, almost as big as her forehead.
q7357	v37260	\N	2	Ugh, gross, not you two. Ever heard of a shower? They're not as scary as you think it is, you know.
q7358	v25007	c81476	4	Is this for real? Am I going to die...? Death by brandy enema...?
q7359	v52031	\N	2	I got screwed by the parent gacha, grew up in a family drowning in revolving credit debt, and we can’t even pay the school lunch fees—waaaaah!!
q7360	v52031	c145884	6	Japan really is a frightening place. I’ve given up on having friends. Farewell.
q7361	v52031	c157594	2	It’s me—the sperm! Shishiou-senpai, please bear my child.
q7362	v20	c5317	2	I dislike people like you! I hate them so much that I could just pour mayonnaise all over them!
q7363	v31055	c99563	1	Even if you don't want to, it doesn't matter. Please have sex with me.
q7364	v31136	c98083	1	You pig! Don't try and use human words! You like it like that, don't you? If you're happy squeel harder! That's a nice noise. Cry out more. You're nothing but a pig!
q7365	v18694	c49858	3	I learned a valuable lesson about sex today.  Don't trust anyone who says "just the tip," especially yourself.
q7366	v22741	c72531	3	Playing ball with your own head is normal?
q7367	v22741	c72531	5	You could probably impregnate a woman with only your voice.
q7368	v25007	c81471	3	It felt like rape in the beginning. The middle part felt like rape too, actually. And by the end her reactions were so weak and feeble it also felt like rape...
q7369	v25007	c81471	2	Having a kid was like walking around with a sign over your head that said you'd let someone go raw and finish inside you.
q7370	v3113	\N	-1	It was meant as a warning to Momiji.
q7371	v59394	\N	4	Snooping as usual I see?
q7372	v1340	c9602	2	"Hmmm, it's the same principle as when you wake up and find yourself with cocaine in your pants, right?​"
q7373	v22741	c72532	3	Your mere existence is like food porn.
q7374	v22741	c72531	2	My first time getting hit on, and it's by a dead woman. Can't say I'm happy about it.
q7375	v22741	c72531	4	W-Why are you, at a time like this, unnecessarily oozing sex appeal, you idiot?!
q7376	v22741	c72532	3	The truth shines brightly beyond ninety-nine percent of uselessness!
q7378	v58613	c161311	2	The nation-state is crap.  Religious faith is crap.  The entire populace is crap.  While we’re at it, the blue sky is also crap.
q7379	v58613	c161311	1	If rain falls, blame it on wizards. If you’re scratched by a cat, blame it on wizards. No matter what happens, it’s our fault.
q7380	v58613	c161317	1	You loathe me and you love me. You blame me and you forgive me. You pity me, and you think of me nostalgically. Am I wrong?
q7381	v58613	c161315	1	For humans, who are bound by countless ties to others — perhaps the most precious people are the ones they can break promises with.
q7382	v16640	c32069	1	Haah... Being killed would hurt, I guess.
q7383	v19971	\N	1	Since carnal pleasure is taboo, this opens the door to all sorts of abuses.
q7384	v52031	\N	1	You two there…!! Don’t get all horny like Gandhi, okay?!
q7385	v56650	c153623	-6	It's easier to ignore people's stares.... or something.
q7387	v18694	\N	3	Thanks, Mister Kiddy Diddler!
q7388	v3144	c3565	5	Does sweat come out of your vagina?
q7389	v532	c3197	0	But isn't the next one still a long way off...?
q7390	v532	c3201	0	Minase-san, do you know much about this commotion?
q7391	v532	c3201	0	Come on, let's start practicing.
q7392	v51	c4761	3	Do you really think sticking a thumbtack up your asshole will somehow improve your bowel movements?
q7393	v14018	\N	2	You know, you're going to be the kind of mom who says 'hitting is wrong' as she beats up her kid.
q7394	v430	c28081	3	Stop whining, you four-eyed whore.
q7395	v430	c28082	1	It's that damn kettle's fault!
q7396	v6758	c18429	0	Dennis, I would have you prepare some tea. But you're so bad at it, I'll buy some in town and wait here before it gets cold.
q7397	v17147	c1792	0	I tried to imagine Sora's naked body instead--
q7398	v52764	c142565	3	I'm Aijou Mayu, idol of darkness who drills holes in cute girls' skulls to help alleviate the pain and suffering that comes from living in the modern world!
q7399	v58641	c159960	8	If I were caught by Nazis and the only way to live was to recite a passage from this book, I'd probably survive.
q7400	v58641	c159962	3	Ah, right, my bad. You're the type that carries porny card decks.
q7401	v40520	c120150	4	Watch. I'm about to get a boner.
q7402	v26721	c87646	3	Maybe it is because of the sunset ? It's like they're shining gold..
q7403	v7077	c15074	0	Oh, Akira... Then I'll do it by hand... And then you'll forgive me, okay?
q7404	v29255	\N	2	Yeah, who needs to be peer pressured to do drugs?
q7405	v52031	c157594	2	What the hell are sine, cosine, and tangent? Are they relatives of Usain Bolt or something?
q7406	v155	\N	2	It's truly outrageous that you're captivated by inappropriate oral acts with a girl of such shameless background!
q7407	v155	c3655	1	○×▽■！
q7408	v155	c3480	2	For a sex-crazed fiend like you, castration would be just right.
q7409	v532	c3197	0	That's right... For example... First of all, they'll start practicing hard... So, internal divisions are inevitable.
q7410	v532	c3197	0	Then on top of that, you, feeling responsible for the loss, fought a bear in the northern lands...
q7411	v532	c3201	0	Nakanoshima-san, you're a good cook and take good care of things, so I'm sure you'll make a good wife. Isn't that great?
q7412	v12559	c14904	0	Did you, um... build a cottage?
q7413	v35803	c129638	2	Nothing makes my dick harder than having to fuck someone to avoid killing my oldest friend.
q7414	v19535	c50449	4	...You just want to fuck. You perverted, unprincipled, degenerate horndog.
q7415	v19535	c50447	3	My semen is like a rich, thick broth! With two hard-boiled eggs on top! Homemade!
q7416	v19535	c50447	3	Fuck! You're so hot! It's not a pedometer anymore, it's a cock-ometer!
q7418	v6618	c6487	1	You're a tsundere, I get it.
q7419	v20032	c80126	6	So he was pretty much like a fag, huh? Wow, what a lucky dude.
q7420	v7679	c6611	1	From the bottom of my heart... I am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside of you.
q7421	v20488	\N	2	--Don't let your dreams be dreams: JUST DO IT!--
q7422	v19535	\N	2	He was making me his reason to die. He was making it my fault.
q7424	v3	\N	1	It seems like the only place I can relax at all now is on the toilet...
q7425	v5657	c125093	2	Fufu... raaaape time!
q7426	v5657	c4287	1	Using up all our salt on a monster... Some Hero you are.
q7427	v5657	c4311	1	Such a powerful boss in the first city... shouldn't there be something a little more... mid-bossy?
q7428	v5657	c5281	2	You lost to an earthworm... How disgraceful.
q7429	v5657	c7756	2	Also in this position, I can keep my eye on the Skip button...
q7430	v30162	\N	2	Kissing not as brothers, but as lovers.
q7431	v499	c70168	1	If you're wounded, it's gonna hurt.
q7432	v499	c70168	1	Pika, pikapika, piiiikaaaa. Pipipipipikaka!
q7433	v499	\N	1	It reminded her of being pinned down by a dog as a child.
q7434	v532	c3197	0	I want to sound that loud too...
q7435	v532	c3197	0	It's amazing. It's new and beautiful. I'm going to study here from today.
q7436	v532	c3197	0	So what do you mean? Are you saying I'm being childish?
q7437	v532	c3201	0	At least return the greeting properly and normally.
q7438	v532	c3201	0	I won't tolerate you slacking off.
q7439	v51838	c141264	1	Guess the sexy dynamite blew up.
q7440	v11856	c21354	1	Fuck you too, Mister Whateveryourfacewas!
q7441	v55385	\N	4	I don’t think there’s any relationship in this world more meaningful than that between a girl and a sunfish.
q7442	v21517	c62731	0	Yes, I went to see her once, and I saw her lying sprawled out on the ground.
q7443	v21517	c62731	0	I know it's a bit of a hassle, but please go and check on Hisame.
q7444	v21517	c62735	0	I just don't like peer pressure. Like, do it this way because everyone else is doing it.
q7445	v21	\N	1	What a stupid body. I can’t believe it’s reacting to the potential corpse of a woman.
q7446	v94	c37397	2	Maybe everything tastes salty after all the cocks you sucked!
q7447	v31662	c116931	2	I, Mikado Sannoji, have a dream!! A dream for Divine Luck!!
q7448	v36965	\N	2	He makes such horrible chomping noises he could put Pac-Man to shame.
q7449	v21552	c65184	1	Tch! I was so close to making Mashiro my obedient sex slave!
q7450	v51912	\N	2	As soon as man is born he begins to die.
q7451	v1564	c10827	2	Shutupdon'tapologizegopushdaisies.
q7453	v6341	c22504	2	If I'm going to ask someone to fuck in front of me, I better be brazen enough to sit there, taking in the view with the utmost composure and a wine glass in one hand.
q7454	v49056	c135553	1	Sealing the hatch to the basement with your kid locked inside then moving out of the house isn't a normal punishment! That's attempted murder!!
q7455	v7738	c27729	1	Keep talking like that and Miyuki's gonna cut you down to size. Right, Miyuki?
q7456	v51912	c146089	1	No clicking any SUS links.
q7457	v61829	c163305	1	Truth is not something that is hidden away, waiting to be discovered by philosophical or scientific investigations, no: truth is something that is out there in the world.
q7458	v61829	c163309	1	Every morning, just as we wake up, the universe is created, and it is destroyed when we go to sleep only to be recreated again the next day.
q7459	v61829	c163309	1	If we wake up from what would otherwise be an eternal sleep, it can only be because we desire this world.
q7460	v61829	c163309	1	Even when we despise it (the world), we still love to despise it, for we still live to despise it, which is tantamount to loving it because it's still to live in it.
q7461	v61829	c163305	1	War is the supreme actualization of being. It's the supreme expression of being-in-the-world.
q7462	v1564	c10825	1	Don't call me a dumbass, dumbass.
q7463	v40653	\N	1	oh brother, oh wait you are my brother
q7464	v16377	c33525	2	I don't want such a violent wake-up call. I request a sweet wake-up kiss on the forehead from Asou.
q7465	v16377	c33526	1	If it makes my husband happy, it makes me happy, too.
q7466	v777	c3929	3	...Oh my god, I almost died. Who would put an exit here? This is dangerous.
q7467	v61829	c163306	1	Germany was, according to him, a perpetually gloomy land where artists are neurotic, philosophers are gratuitously obscure and scientists are incorrigible madmen.
q7468	v61829	c163305	1	There's no being without struggle, which is to say that struggle is anterior to being or, at least, co-primary with being itself.
q7469	v61829	c163305	2	What could express even more the will to live, the joy of living, life itself, than to live dangerously and to possess a heart full of passion at all times?
q7470	v5657	c125103	1	Haha! I stole your virginity! Just sit here and be raped, loser!♪
q7471	v5657	c125131	2	No! No! I'm raping you! I won't listen to anything you say!
q7472	v5657	c4287	2	You should only fight while sleeping from now on.
q7473	v5657	c4287	1	Then, just as you wish, I'll slowly digest your genitals...
q7474	v5657	c125322	1	Haha... Amazing, isn't it? This hole is my proud male semen squeezing organ.
q7475	v5657	c125341	1	Even if you cry while letting out all your semen, I won't stop washing you.
q7476	v51	c4766	1	Despite everything, I'm the kind of guy who's willing to give 110% for completely meaningless things.
q7477	v5657	c4287	2	...Oh, it's a Ghost Girl. I thought it was a ghost.
q7478	v8213	c5028	3	Young people's days consist of meals, masturbation, and sleep. Am I mistaken?
q7479	v5657	c125440	1	...Why not? I thought all men liked having their penis played with?
q7480	v5657	c125440	1	...I don't want to! I want to play a prank on your penis!♪
q7481	v61829	c163350	1	This is why it's all so brutal: when the fabric of reality is so thick, so full of elements, we see that everything is violence, struggle, war, will to power.
q7482	v5657	c125442	2	Yay! We defeated the penis!♪
q7483	v16377	c33524	1	Umm, I'll have a café au lait, hold the coffee.
q7484	v32979	\N	1	I hate this pompous, spoiled, spoon-fed bitch so much.
q7485	v51912	c146088	2	Maybe I'm a psychopath...
q7486	v20032	c80126	4	Lend me 50,000 yen.
q7487	v1200	c76919	2	...You know, there's Super Mario, right?
q7488	v28118	c89292	3	It’s boner time.
q7489	v28118	c91347	0	Who needs morals when orgasms exist? Just do whatever you want as long as both parties consent.
q7490	v28118	\N	0	The next 48 hours will likely be Hell- but it will be a Hell we can walk through together...on the way to countless erections and brighter days.
q7491	v3319	\N	3	That's right! Huhuh, I loved the way you guys tied me up♪
q7492	v30920	c96729	3	And if that happens, I'll no longer be the Great Nobleman! I'll be the Great Jobless Grown-Up!
q7493	v13187	\N	2	Is this a sign that she's actually a very lonely person...? Well, being only a narrator, that's probably not for me to judge...
q7494	v13187	\N	2	Kyaaaaaa~ When I die, please, God on high, bury me in cute lolis...!
q7495	v32798	\N	1	There are no other ethical economic systems aside from capitalism... well, and slavery.
q7496	v17018	c29352	3	I'm complimenting you. That's rare for me. If you want to understand how I feel, try watching some ants.
q7497	v57128	\N	0	Do Not Speak
q7498	v11769	c22107	3	Well, I refuse your refusal.
q7499	v51912	c149355	1	Don't look at me like you've seen a monster.
q7500	v1487	c15141	1	Why!? Why loli? Do you like "No breasts"? You're dissatisfied with your sister's plump breasts!?
q7501	v28806	c92503	0	Yes, Nyarlathotep likes dark places.
q7502	v50215	c136804	2	How come you can build a PC from scratch but can’t operate a washing machine?
q7503	v235	c5916	7	"Huhu, huhuhu. Gimme some, c'mon. Gimme some dick. I can't take it anymore. C'mon be cool. I want dick. You hear me? A DICK! I want dick!"
q7504	v235	c5916	9	"I wanna have sex, right here, right now! I wanna do iiit...! I WANNA FUUUUUCK! Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX...!"
q7505	v24173	c109332	2	"Well, tell me who 'they' are and I'll molest them too"
q7506	v24173	\N	2	"I'm so gonna text him weird memes."
q7507	v235	\N	6	Sex, sex, sex, I'm gonna make EVERYONE have sex.
q7508	v235	c5913	5	Reality is unbearable, methinks.
q7509	v1659	\N	1	Analloyed Pleasare
q7510	v49651	c135583	0	You take me in your arms. Use that holy tongue of yours to lick my pussy, shove that precious cock of yours inside me...
q7511	v49651	c135555	0	Die, you filthy human bitch!!!
q7512	v49651	c135555	1	Your angel...has been defiled by nothing more than a human woman...this sin... this humiliation, what am I to do with it...
q7513	v49651	c135555	1	I can't reach your deepest part. I need...more depth.
q7514	v49651	c135555	1	No matter how much you struggle, someone like you can never take my body...ngh?!
q7515	v31659	c138292	1	LATER, FAG.
q7516	v45411	\N	1	She hasn't realized yet the absurdity of directing said murderous intent towards wringing out semen
q7517	v14018	c26309	2	Women are scary creatures, huh?
q7518	v51912	c146089	1	You've heard of skinship haven't you?
q7519	v11856	\N	1	I’m so damn happy I start breakdancing (I can’t breakdance for shit)
q7520	v11856	c21354	1	My name is Yamada DiCaprio. I am half Japanese, and half something
q7521	v60641	c140194	1	Sex required a penis. There was no seed wasted between nuns.
q7522	v28711	c91514	1	Is a monster still a monster, if it looks like an angel?
q7523	v28576	c98443	3	I mean, I hate men, but his hands were special.
q7524	v22371	c67050	1	I'm not playing anything. This is as smart as I get.
q7525	v5657	c125558	1	Haha... It's so easy to make men come!
q7526	v5657	c4311	2	Having such a strange girl calling me strange makes me a little depressed...
q7527	v5657	c4311	1	A true Hero is always saving kidnapped Princesses! How could I possibly refuse such a perfect cliche!
q7528	v5657	c4311	2	A true Hero gets random quests from strangers!
q7529	v5657	c125495	1	This is what you men desire, isn't it? Sticking your penis into something, and being sucked dry...
q7530	v5657	c125495	1	A man passing by here...? How unusual. It looks like I'll have a male treat today...
q7531	v51912	c146087	3	..........You, enjoy being treated this way by someone?
q7532	v51912	c146086	1	...in other words its erotic, you know that right!?
q7533	v51912	c146086	-1	Eh.... ''me'' again!?!?
q7534	v51912	c153268	1	I've always wanted to be the cupid of love.
q7535	v49651	c135555	1	Silence, you deceitful, snake-like woman...! What have you done? Why won't my body....?!
q7536	v49651	c135555	1	Disgusting! Blasphemous!! Cancel it at once! Me, to a filthy hole like yours...kgh?!
q7538	v235	\N	2	This looks just like a picture from hell. Ha, haha, hahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
q7539	v235	\N	4	Judging by her speech, it's possible that the root of her madness is somehow related to sex.
q7540	v235	c5913	4	How come they're scaring people on top of sniffing glue?
q7541	v29383	\N	1	An older brother has a duty to release as much semen as he can towards his little sister
q7542	v4107	c11371	3	Oww! Jeez! If ya can't keep your hands off me, I'll get pregnant!
q7543	v4107	c11368	1	Don't be hating on my survival technique.
q7544	v4107	c11368	6	...Ich hoffe ich belästige dich nicht... I can't read this shiiiiiiiit!!
q7545	v5127	\N	2	Men shouldn't be allowed to live. Men should be erased. She can't stand even the mere thought of their existence.
q7546	v8158	c9361	4	Finding your fetishes is like finding yourself.
q7547	v24240	\N	1	The regularly scheduled ass-whoopings I've been giving him since we were kids have toughened him up.
q7548	v58641	c159960	12	I should've known the infinite universe would be infinitely cute.
q7549	v49859	c148903	1	Let me take a look--- "Due to disaster damage, this theme parked was abandoned on July 20, 1999."
q7550	v7077	c15078	0	What's wrong, Onii-chan? Are you ill?
q7551	v11068	\N	0	I never thought she would wake up at this time.
q7552	v32789	c114	1	Hey Pedo-bot, snap out of it. You haven't forgotten why you came here, have you?
q7553	v28806	\N	1	spuRting' alL over, everYwEHre.
q7554	v33272	c107305	1	"Hard flour, all-purpose flour, cake flour... What the hell's this? Hard flour? How is powder hard? Is there a flaccid flour too?"
q7555	v2904	\N	2	A woman of a certain age crouching behind a boy and admiring his ass with a lovestruck expression looks weird, no matter how you see it.
q7556	v1484	\N	1	"Hey, what's this? There's an old naked lady in the elevator." "Look! ...is she peeing?" "You bet! She's pissing all over the place!"
q7558	v1484	\N	1	I'm in a hospital, crapping like an animal while two women watch me.
q7559	v1484	\N	1	Ohhh, that's INCREDIBLE!! It looks like your ass is giving birth to a turtle. Ok, I'm going to take a photo, so hold it right there!
q7560	v1484	\N	1	It's so BIG! I felt like a telephone pole was impaling my body.
q7561	v1484	\N	1	I don't want to see shit come out of this bitch!
q7562	v59278	\N	0	It’s probably the closest thing I have to a life partner, which — okay, I know, that sounds bad, but who doesn’t love their bed?
q7563	v6714	c9817	3	In other words…when you make rice balls with tears on your hands, you don’t even need salt.
q7564	v3770	c133898	2	Are your damn eyes only good for sizing up a woman's tits or what?!
q7565	v6714	c41228	3	Sister threesome are fun, but mother-daughter threesomes are even better!
q7567	v19444	c48061	1	I'm not high on a daggone thing except ANIME, punk!
q7568	v6714	c41228	3	I won't allow it! Going to a hotel is a waste of money! If you're going to have sex, then keep it inside the house!
q7569	v2016	c21046	5	PARVATI'S TITS!
q7570	v92	c114	1	Oops, sorry about that. I was just so happy, I forgot about my 'grown men only' policy.
q7571	v92	c114	1	Oh, and Shirogane? I suggest you use protection if you plan on graduating... Oh wait, you've only got three months left, huh? Guess it's not THAT big a deal then.
q7572	v2507	c1932	2	Shuddup! I'm huge down there! It's as big as a horse's!!!
q7573	v2507	c1932	2	I'll become your trashcan, senpai!
q7574	v10028	c153882	0	...Sinners must be forgiven. They must not stop their effort to be forgiven.
q7575	v59753	\N	3	I haven't really interacted with people since college killed my will to live.
q7576	v59753	\N	2	GO, ORGANISM! RESTORE YOUR ENERGY RESOURCES AND RETURN FOR FURTHER EXPLOITATION!
q7577	v17827	c35646	0	I won`t let him cheat by going with another plane
q7578	v17827	c35647	0	Boys get sick if they don`t jack off, right?
q7579	v17827	c35644	0	Holy moly! Anime is so extreme these days
q7580	v20760	c61150	-1	I see... Haha, then you should get some rest. I just came to check on you.
q7581	v11133	\N	-1	In other words, deep down, she was happy to be able to flirt with me in the morning.
q7582	v13962	\N	-1	Nanako came in front of me and grabbed my hand.
q7583	v1230	c4269	-1	Respondents were grill cook Mitaka Yoko-san, student council president Saionji Kaoru-san and Kitamori Chihiro-san from the brass band.
q7584	v11133	c84028	0	Asuka, the lunch box.
q7585	v430	\N	2	What kind of mother forces her child to be anorexic?
q7586	v6714	c83454	2	What kind of company would give a lotion mat as a prize for bingo?!
q7587	v6714	c9816	2	They call me the Orgasm Face Hunter!
q7588	v10419	c36131	0	Heheh... atlast my collection will see the light of day again.
q7589	v18334	c53207	2	By day you're fingerin' the piano keys, but at night the dudes are fingerin' you, eh!?
q7590	v12505	c21560	2	There's always time for a threesome.
q7591	v24399	c105369	3	If I cloned myself or had my personality divided into parts, it'd end in a mass suicide.
q7592	v39512	\N	1	Adeval, just shut up man. We get it. You like infertile women.
q7593	v13962	c16134	0	You're really bad at treating girls. You only call me at times like this. You idiot.
q7594	v13962	c16134	-1	That's it! When you're with Amane-san, the bar is lowered without any restrictions.
q7595	v13962	c16134	0	The problem isn't that you're closer than real siblings...
q7596	v23736	c75944	0	Good morning. There's something I want to ask you. Is that okay?
q7597	v6714	c9817	2	Wow, what a mess! If an African elephant saw this, it'd do that trumpet roar thing!
q7598	v11569	c35402	0	So, I heard you've been staring at me for a while now. I'm at work right now. It's distracting, so can you just disappear wherever you want?
q7599	v3271	c9702	1	You whore! You ate my fucking yakisoba!
q7600	v13962	c16134	0	If we spend the entire budget to make the campfire beautiful, but no one dances, it's a waste of money and oxygen.
q7601	v13962	c16134	0	Hey, wait a minute, outsiders are not allowed here!
q7602	v477	c11191	0	Oh, come on! Mitsugu, you idiot! Why are you saying things that will only increase your competition?
q7603	v1674	c63978	1	Chuu, kuchu, chupa, nnnnn...nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, surprisingly premature ejaculation
q7604	v1674	c63978	1	Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but and all and all out and out and out!
q7605	v13962	c16136	0	I am also looking forward to next week's meals...
q7606	v20860	c60166	2	...Enough. With that semen... Semen meant to birth new kids into the world, just how many people have you killed with it!?
q7607	v60669	\N	1	I'm so happy that none of this counts as rape because I'm a woman fucking a meat sex doll ~
q7608	v22876	c74321	4	My darling was different. He was also gifted with the most exquisitely hairy legs.
q7609	v945	\N	3	Jumping out the window isn't the best option, sadly.
q7610	v39689	c119099	1	Weebs are losers. I'm an otaku.
q7612	v1564	c10825	3	Arf arf, lookie me! I'm rabies-free!
q7613	v945	c762	4	Ah, now I started thinking again. This is bad.
q7614	v945	c767	0	Boy, are you complicated. I would've taken up writing a diary.
q7615	v20032	c80098	5	The only ones who'll pay me any attention are my turtle and you.
q7617	v6985	c735	2	Ohh, that ass is pretty damn great! But can it shit great?
q7618	v31002	c97059	1	She actually feels closer to you after you saw her naked? What are you, some kind of rom-com protagonist?
q7619	v8158	c2838	2	But it won't be harassment if I don't mind it.
q7620	v8158	c9360	1	I've stepped in while she's putting on her stockings. Though, they may be pantyhose. Or are they tights? Why are there so many different names for womens' clothes?
q7621	v8158	c9361	1	Heheheh, aren't I awesome when I strip?
q7622	v8158	c9359	2	Fuck CoD.
q7623	v16044	c41324	2	Did my life turn into a romantic comedy?! I'm not tasting the usual romcom sweetness though. This is nothing but bitterness!
q7624	v1564	c10827	2	Jeez, you're one nitpicky bastard. That's what happens when you got a tiny wiener.
q7625	v477	c11191	0	Let go! Are you planning on something naughty again like this morning?
q7626	v4215	c19562	2	Because Midori... is a lying girl after all.
q7627	v4215	c15689	1	By the way... you do masturbate, right?
q7628	v4215	c15689	1	What did you use to get it on? Erotic book or video?
q7629	v6495	c21967	1	Isn't it a bit unfair that only YOU get to feel good? Gimme some "services" too.
q7630	v6495	c21967	2	Ahh, this is fuckin' amazing! So tight! Can't hold it anymore!
q7632	v5656	c38314	-1	Thank you very much for your help this time. If anything happens around you, please come and let me know at Baker Street.
q7633	v5656	c38309	0	Not really. Before you left the classroom, people were talking to you. And it was all boys. Of course, I turned them all down.
q7634	v1564	c10827	2	You're a man, but you are such a bitch.
q7635	v16044	c41324	2	I can't say it. I can't possibly tell you that your boobs are almost touching my arm and that I can't stop thinking about your cleavage!
q7636	v16044	c41324	2	You can't just keep pretending to be a dense anime protagonist whenever you're in trouble.
q7637	v62234	c164224	8	Truth is, I have a terminal illness. I can only be cured if a cute hime cut girl has sex with me... Ouuughhhh...
q7638	v62234	c164224	7	Thousands die every year from lack of sex with cute hime cut girl.
q7639	v5656	c38307	0	Oh, this gun is awesome! If it didn't have a cable, I'd take it home.
q7640	v62234	c164224	5	I mean lots of people are looking at your sexy robot guts online right now.
q7641	v57355	\N	1	People often love a tragedy more than they ever loved the person.
q7642	v62233	c164215	1	We were cut from the same fabric, you and I. The hands that held our patterns are one and the same. The only difference is the threads we were woven by.
q7643	v62233	c164216	1	You don't even know what you've lost. Do you?
q7644	v2341	\N	1	He asks Mizuho if she should join the penis club next time.
q7645	v9	c3583	1	My balls were ready to explode, after having been exposed to two lurid sex scenes. Damn right they should be the ones to remedy the problem.
q7646	v14058	c20198	2	Yeah. Every fisherman around here has used my ass at least once, so no need to worry!
q7647	v9	c3583	2	Why the hell should I have to listen to someone bitching about their sex life?
q7648	v9	c12317	1	I stepped in dog shit on my way here this morning...I got a ticket for parking my bike in front of my house, so now my license's suspended! And it's all because of you.
q7649	v16044	c46854	1	Good luck making some grandkids for me.
q7650	v16044	c41324	1	How do I put this... It's not you who feels loose and relaxed, but the screws in your head.
q7651	v16044	c41324	2	I have to say, Shiiba-san has gotten real good at accidentally roasting my ass. While Inaba-san has gotten good at doing it on purpose.
q7652	v16166	c33283	1	From today, I'll call you Anal Washer Ayumi.
q7653	v751	\N	0	Kyaaaaaaaaa.......!
q7654	v11068	c9145	-1	There's no signal here.
q7655	v11068	c9145	0	It's definitely me, but not me. I've been talking nonsense for a while now.
q7656	v11068	c9145	0	So what? Are you saying that I feel liberated now that I'm at the beach? Does that seem like me?
q7657	v11133	\N	-1	Michelle looked a little sad as she led the group of friends to the beach.
q7658	v11133	c84106	0	Oh, you're getting a bit cocky now. Now, rinse your mouth.
q7659	v60504	\N	2	Fifty dollars can't even buy lunch in Hong Kong Island, literally go eat shit.
q7660	v60504	\N	1	Wait, what if bi-sexist is the ultimate solution to gender inequality?
q7661	v60504	\N	1	The point is, you should cherish every moment when you're alive, then die poor and young. That's my ideal lifestyle.
q7662	v235	\N	3	Hahaha, sex... Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex sex sex sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX...
q7663	v235	\N	2	I love talking about psychoelectric waves. Well, I'm proud of them, after all. Do you know about toxic waves, Aihara?
q7664	v235	\N	2	We're not...in a fucking...manga...There's no way a human could do that...
q7665	v235	\N	2	Rejoice, ladies. I'm about to grant you a pleasure even more wonderful: the psychoelectric waves you were looking forward to!
q7666	v33150	c102387	1	Lies might become the truth.
q7667	v16044	c26601	2	Would you like an uppercut with that house blend, sir? Or perhaps the slap special?
q7668	v60505	c159867	1	I feel a strange sensation, like a sexy girl is watching me.
q7669	v60505	c159869	1	Stay away from him! He's not programmed to be your boyfriend.
q7670	v60505	c159868	1	How could you tell the professor you were an android? Now you'll have the FBI after you.
q7671	v60505	c159867	2	Honestly, I don't care what gender you identify as. I am Android X. And I identify as... The one who's about to drag your ass straight to hell.
q7672	v60505	c159867	1	Hey! Anyone would fear for their life if a girl with a crazy look on her face pointed a gun at them.
q7673	v16044	c26600	1	I was going to keep making you as much food as possible, then gain dominance over your stomach and take you as my captive.
q7674	v6495	c21967	0	Then why are you yourself this rock hard?
q7675	v51	c4766	1	Constant and unrestrained flatulence.
q7676	v36100	c136205	1	Did you not read the brochure? It says so right in the brochure! Why does no one ever read the brochures?!
q7677	v50215	c153863	1	What’s with that “uwa”? What even is “uwa”?
q7678	v9501	c107158	3	Here comes my harem of 99 women! Everyone check it out! Aww yeaaaah!
q7679	v3938	c8524	0	Oh? Big brother, what on earth were you doing outside?
q7680	v36100	c109336	1	My love, now? In front of the garlic bread?
q7681	v5	c1874	5	Young man, could you be that? A homo? Are you one of those?
q7682	v18160	c39732	3	Look. A man has his pride. It's shameful to admit that he likes pudding.
q7683	v9	\N	2	Just for your reference, when I gave another student 1/10 the amount you just swallowed, he couldn't stop masturbating. He just jerked off until he lost consciousness.
q7684	v9	\N	3	Can't you see I'm a BIRD, jackass?
q7685	v9	\N	2	Maybe I'm getting weaker because I have too much sex...
q7686	v31392	c100099	0	If objects had feelings, I think the tables and chairs might get jealous!
q7687	v96	\N	-1	In other words, hack reality!
q7688	v9500	c164471	1	I do not understand these life forms called women.
q7689	v21261	\N	2	Yes. Please. Let me die by those mammary weapons.
q7690	v21455	c63031	3	For lunch, I got the most witch-like food: a sandwich!
q7691	v1564	c10825	3	Raping people in an alley is a crime, fellas.
q7692	v18717	c37791	0	I think I’m finally beginning to understand, now. What he was thinking… What he was trying to do. Next time… I’ll be more like him.
q7693	v16032	c28307	4	……If I get hurt in the process, I promise you, I WILL beat the shit out of you.
q7694	v61391	c164176	2	You must've had a really small dick because I can't see any on you.
q7695	v22741	c72534	-2	Shut up. What's Mio got that I don't?
q7696	v22741	c72535	0	Speaking of, your thing is pretty cute too.
q7697	v30162	c96744	-2	If you don't like, Hisora, then I, don't like too.
q7698	v30162	c96744	-1	35 is cool too.
q7699	v30162	c72533	0	I would like some kind of reward as well. For example... yes. Try saying Naruomi, I love you.
q7700	v24241	c74512	2	It was the first time I attended a funeral for...candy.
q7701	v3770	c524	2	Bury all my fears away…And let there only be a world of pure white…
q7702	v3659	c18407	1	...Don't you talk back to me!! You masochistic pig!!
q7703	v3659	c18407	1	I know, since you seem to like getting bullied here, should I shove a cotton swab in it? It'll look painful, but I'm sure you'll still feel good.
q7704	v3659	c18409	1	Shall I knead your prostate and force you to ejaculate until your tank is empty and your semen is completely clear?
q7705	v3659	c18409	3	Who knows. At least I won't chip in any used condoms, so don't worry.
q7706	v22245	\N	2	Out of all my big sisters, Niina-nee's breastmilk might be the most powerful...
q7707	v1938	c15544	1	Your face stained with blood and semen...Just imagining it sends me into ecstasy!
q7708	v16435	c61550	2	Stay back! You filth!
q7709	v9	c3583	1	I decided to drown my unhappiness with pleasure.
q7710	v9	c3583	1	Banging...
q7711	v9	\N	2	A knight in shining armor. You were screaming like a bitch just before.
q7712	v46593	\N	2	Disregard nihilism... acquire jam.
q7713	v46593	\N	0	A baseball, huh?
q7714	v3670	\N	3	As if I were pissing while standing, I came on the Imperial Army with all of my might.
q7715	v3670	\N	3	My genitals were caught in the door
q7716	v3670	\N	3	I wonder if the sight of me gasping as Professor penetrates me is being broadcasted live to all living rooms around Japan?
q7717	v3670	\N	2	A special broadcast was airing, showing me and the Professor completely naked, destroying the Imperial Capital's Government Building
q7718	v3659	c18407	1	Do you want me to...stroke it? rub it?...or stir up inside it...?
q7719	v33	c2937	0	It's the same thing!
q7720	v33	c2937	0	I'm setting you on fire.
q7721	v33	c2928	3	Then you get red pickled ginger for dinner tonight. A whole bowl of it, with extra red pickled ginger on top! For your drink you get ginger juice.
q7722	v33	c2927	3	Uguu... Ayu Ayu's not my name...
q7724	v165	c39263	2	wifi is ok if you're close to the router
q7725	v62491	c164681	0	You wouldn't be able to comprehend what goes on inside an angel's mind.
q7727	v751	c270	0	When people eat saury, it must form a dimension of ecstasy that transcends time and space in one's brain...
q7728	v26796	c87169	1	Oh yeah? Well do me a favor and look into your crystal ball and tell me how many times I'm gonna sock you for that smartass comment.
q7729	v12571	c36135	1	Huh? strange, its a bit early for the epilogue---
q7730	v58692	c164397	2	I'd rather see normal people than ghosts. I can turn them into ghosts, but I can't turn ghosts into more ghosts.
q7731	v93	\N	1	Nihongo wakaru? CAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?
q7732	v58641	c159961	-2	It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is!
q7733	v58641	c159960	3	No matter who wins, I'm getting a free soda. Being a wimp has finally paid off.
q7734	v39395	c118224	2	If you can't learn how to flip the chessboard..I bet you can't even make 5 bucks sucking cock!
q7735	v6714	c9817	0	You're too pure! Pure, and sweet! As sweet as gum syrup aged for five or six years!
q7736	v6714	c83458	2	Is there anyone out there who will make a route for me...?
q7737	v211	c325	1	Argh, I should shoot myself
q7738	v40520	c120150	-1	Can't exactly find a flirting guide for angels on the internet...
q7739	v24752	c78027	1	...Aaah... Where are you going... Don't fly away... My boooooobs...!
q7740	v14062	c18473	0	Yup! I've no doubt the marketing from this splendid ceremony will stimulate the entire ASEAN economy!
q7741	v14062	c18261	0	But this is a hamburger. They have God's blessing upon them!
q7742	v14062	c84512	1	You mean like, this dog is descended from the Habsburgs?
q7743	v62234	\N	1	It is a manner I have simply decided against sharing, because my peers may look down on me for engaging in such...frivolous activities such as online shopping.
q7744	v4	\N	1	I'm bored; I should try to make her drink juice through her nose.
q7745	v23290	c73486	2	So what, you wanna bang for educational purposes?
q7746	v6714	c9818	3	Do you know why humans walk on two legs, unlike dogs or cats? It's so we can use both hands to embrace the ones we love.
q7747	v21261	\N	1	We could've found out about this sooner if he hadn't killed himself...
q7748	v21261	\N	1	I'm basically an anime character who didn't get his own episode
q7749	v21261	c62009	0	"I mean, you put on a bra... put on a bra... oh, and let's not forget you put on a bra!"
q7750	v38429	\N	0	That love will be worn down. You may not want to believe it, but love is a finite resource.
q7751	v12571	c36127	1	Wait a moment, you're mistaken. We don't yet know if this is a bad end.
q7753	v12571	c36130	1	Bananas, its over.
q7754	v11	c42	2	If you speak of just touching it, I touch it every day.
q7755	v19951	c47083	1	That fur looks amazing... U-Um... could I feel it?
q7756	v2002	c6498	3	"Where did you go? Bananaa! BANAAANA!"
q7757	v27519	c99422	2	Your goatee looks like a rat's nest made of dick hair.
q7758	v27519	c92319	1	If you like flat chests, you're practically gay.
q7759	v1193	c1600	1	Wait a minute! Do I really look like a type of guy who would sell out his best friend?
q7760	v29404	c93703	4	At this rate, I'm just a lying pseudo-lesbian. What the hell? I don't deserve to live.
q7761	v16640	c31030	2	Chest size isn't something you measure with data. It's something you feel!
q7762	v62703	c164886	1	"Last night, I jerked off using toilet paper!"
q7763	v62703	c164886	1	You're my best friend! Which means I'm your best friend!
q7764	v62703	c164885	1	"Sorry" actually is within my impressively large English vocabulary of six words.
q7765	v62703	c164887	1	I know this is all a little scary but... I genuinely think it will be okay as long as we have each other!
q7766	v62703	c164887	1	It's the secret eighth day of the week...
q7767	v2002	c6498	1	Right now, you're some kind of omnisexual pervert who thinks inanimate objects are hot. But in elementary school, you were still an innocent child.
q7768	v2002	c6493	1	I'm not a perv! I'm a pervy gentleman!
q7769	v2002	\N	1	I keep telling her I'm not a perv. I'm Hououin Kyouma.
q7770	v2002	\N	1	Sooner or later, she'll say "Dayumn!" or "Oh mah gah!" or "Muthafucka!"
q7771	v2002	\N	1	Looks like his cranial pervert processor is overclicking.
q7772	v61829	c163305	1	Superior men and women come to this world for a reason, everything around them is nothing but objects, means through which to achieve their higher purpose.
q7773	v61829	c163305	1	Pessimism and absurdism are the philosophies of the mediocre, of those abandoned by God, of the decadent, of the bourgeoisie, of the Earth's garbage.
q7774	v61829	c163305	1	When the people aren't vigilant, when the common man doesn't bother to fight for his rights, those in power feel they have no need to answer to anyone.
q7775	v61829	c163306	1	A day is like a small life, its time span an interim lifetime, and waking up is a way of being born again, just as going to sleep is a less dramatic form of dying.
q7776	v62708	\N	1	World's first military-grave laxative. Declare war on constipation!
q7777	v7	c72	2	...If I was anemic twenty-four hours a day. I'd be dead by now.
q7778	v31136	c98083	1	If you utter one more word, I'm going to crush your balls, Onii-chan.
q7779	v30162	c96744	0	3..3..35 wants to go...go...go together with Hisora.
q7780	v30162	c72534	0	...So cute.
q7781	v30162	c72535	0	Huh? Hehe, that tickles, Hisora. What's wrong?
q7782	v8213	c5457	3	Hello, Captain STD-Haver!
q7783	v30162	c72533	2	Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...Hisora is...
q7784	v30162	c72535	0	Looks like he'll be out for a while. But eh, he'll be fine.
q7785	v56748	c164959	1	Oh, yes! When it comes to high-level flirtation techniques, pushing somebody against the wall’s a must!
q7786	v56748	\N	2	Damnazon is convenient, but its shipping fees beyond the demon realm are eye-wateringly expensive.
q7787	v24883	c82759	2	No, I have to be strong enough! I’m not a penis, dammit! I’m a human being!
q7788	v8213	c5457	2	You know what they say, "A twelve-year-old girl is good enough for a swirl."
q7789	v8213	\N	1	Could she be the fabled eterna-loli!?
q7790	v8213	c5028	1	To help aim your lil’ gun
q7791	v19658	\N	0	Manager Haru! I'm about to lose my job, so please hire me!
q7792	v545	c11890	0	Stop being so soft and naive and making fun of me! I'll kick you!
q7793	v60196	c74710	1	It's sad to be denied my humanity, but it can't be helped
q7794	v60196	c74698	2	Theres no way someone like Ruka could get a loan from a consumer finance company.
q7795	v60196	c74710	1	I got a special bonus
q7797	v16640	\N	0	Oh dear, he's starving to death.
q7798	v16640	\N	1	Every politician has a skeleton or two in their closet.
q7799	v8213	c5028	3	Rather than thinking hard, you should get a hard-on when thinking about my naked body.
q7800	v16044	c41324	2	Don't just assume that any visual novel for guys is an adult PC game! There's a lot of perfectly normal stuff on consoles!
q7801	v16044	c41324	1	She's not just an old-fashioned girl, but an old-fashioned furry...
q7802	v10028	\N	1	"if we win, from today, you're a loli-loving pedo horse"
q7803	v10028	c1888	2	"I was so embarrassed... I thought I might get pregnant."
q7804	v10028	c1792	1	"Kindergarten uniform and backpack... How maniacal! Things are getting wild..."
q7805	v19616	c60006	0	I... I love you, Donald Trump.
q7806	v16640	c32069	1	All caressing, pistoning, and ejaculations will be distributed equally! Oh, and the quantity of jizz'll be split evenly down to the milimiter!
q7807	v8213	c5457	1	“Elina gets easily turned on with her ears.”—Wait, we’ve gotten sidetracked again…
q7808	v16044	c26598	1	Maybe he's a butt or legs guy... But I've put a little... no, a lot of effort into making sure those look good.
q7809	v16044	c26598	1	That's not what I meant by filling holes! Also, I'd be the one getting my hole filled, not him!
q7810	v3238	c1941	2	So you're saying you like him so much that if you'd been born a guy, you'd even offer up your 'yaoi hole'?
q7811	v15679	\N	0	That punchline is boring. Please, twist it more.
q7812	v17147	c1882	1	"... this bitchy loli granny."
q7813	v17147	c34791	1	"And what grandma likes most, the trendy word that caught my fancy, is N-T-R!"
q7814	v17147	c34791	1	"It's annoying how you're hogging this handsome lad. I believe all men in the world should be shared by all women, I'm against men being monopolized."
q7815	v17147	c153882	1	"To live is to create your own story."
q7816	v50138	c137382	1	I wanted to say thanks for the cute anime girl... --from a cute anime girl~!
q7817	v8213	c5025	4	You cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater you cheater…
q7818	v58116	c142288	3	I didn't know what a Gamer or Vtuber was, so I clarified that I am a vampire.
q7819	v29254	c165008	2	If it weren't for child-labor laws the five of you might have some actual character.
q7820	v3238	c164809	2	A woman with a poor chest has a poor heart too.
q7821	v18381	\N	1	I’m not sure how the conversation went from introductions to cow birth in such a short span of time, but I’m not curious enough to ask.
q7822	v26902	c87900	2	It's a job that'll kill me eventually... being a high school girl.
q7823	v11	c15	3	If the Holy Grail is so important to her, she can go marry it.
q7824	v8213	c5457	1	We're not discriminating against Russians; we're just discriminating against you.
q7825	v12402	\N	2	Had they yearned for more light, or had they come to despise the tiny patch of it that trickled into the room?
q7826	v16435	c111528	1	Don't go around touching high school girls just because the laws of the surface don't apply here.
q7827	v19658	\N	0	No, no, that's not good! I don't have economic stability yet!
q7828	v48512	\N	0	You didn't know? It's totally normal for siblings to have sex together.
q7829	v11133	c79251	0	Being surrounded by sea, surely we can have a full course of seafood?
q7830	v1185	c31020	0	Well then, will I be off?
q7831	v1185	\N	0	Her face flushed red all the way to her ears, the girl bowed her head with the utmost courtesy.
q7832	v1185	c31022	0	I see, I don't mind being alone, right?
q7833	v62675	c164849	1	No one reads a book where everything goes right on page one.
q7834	v62675	c164838	1	Older? Please... you don’t look a day over perfect.
q7835	v51906	c140195	1	Hey, easy on the praise... or her ego's gonna need its own zip code.
q7836	v51906	c140268	1	Nah, believe me, money is good... money is life... you have to feel it.
q7837	v51906	c140207	1	All right, my knight in shining black... shirt.
q7838	v20139	c77060	1	If I don't have an awesome girl like you, I can't brag to my friends!
q7839	v20139	c77170	1	Okay, I don't like my men giant tubs of lard, but this is just extreme... Eat something, man!
q7840	v20139	\N	1	But don't you think cars and dogs are practically the same thing? They both have four legs!
q7841	v20139	c77170	1	Marry a mama's boy like you!? Fat chance!
q7842	v20139	c77170	1	Wh-What are you saying? That other woman's your real girlfriend, and I'm your mistress...!?
q7843	v20139	c77170	1	Good! I'm glad it hurt, you weird Oedipus wannabe!!
q7844	v20139	c77170	1	Oh, right in the gonads... Not bad, Clarisse! Maybe there's a soccer player waiting to come out!
q7845	v20139	c77170	1	Look at my face. Look at it. This is the face of someone grossed out!
q7846	v20139	c65965	1	Your heart is my goal... I shoot... AND SCORE!!
q7847	v20139	c65965	1	The ball hits me right in the nuts. GOOOAAAAALLL!!!
q7848	v20139	c77170	1	I know it all may seem like some crazy manga-induced dream, but this is all 100 percent nonfiction!
q7849	v20139	c77170	1	Well, what better way to heal the scars left by a scumbag than with the soothing good looks of a hottie!
q7850	v20139	\N	1	You joke, but I see how bloodthirsty you are for a man. I'm afraid the tiniest thing might set you off...
q7851	v20139	c77170	1	Mr. Yuikawa has Octokitty stamps! Classy-ass man...!
q7852	v20139	\N	1	She's still in her first year at the company, and about as useful as an ejection seat on an helicopter.
q7853	v11059	c125727	1	The way women talk is too intuitive for me...It's...I don't have the impression they actually think about things...
q7854	v47937	c159335	0	Ororo
q7855	v16640	c31029	1	Talk, or I'll push Aster's crotch right in your face.
q7856	v3238	c1946	2	So please do it to me too. The thing you did at the end—the one where you put the charred green onion in the butt—I want you to do that to me.
q7857	v3238	c38417	1	Ahhhhhh!!! I-it’s coming out! It’s coming out inside! Kazumi-san’s tonkotsu soup is coming out inside! Kazumi-san’s tonkotsu soup is being poured inside me!!
q7858	v20935	\N	1	Come on, you know the rules. You've read the Code of the Commentary! "You shan't interrupt the game to have sex with thine characters..." That's where we draw the line!
q7859	v430	c28081	5	I'm something of an expert on fashion, you know. My face is in all the magazines. Or were those wanted posters?
q7860	v430	\N	1	Anyone would have trouble resting in peace when sandwiched between two perverts.
q7861	v1358	c5739	0	Father... Your sword lives on inside me.
q7862	v1358	c5738	0	I am drawn to the bath...
q7863	v8213	c5457	3	You took me to a brothel bathroom?!
q7864	v15940	c39403	1	What in the world could have happened to bring them to such a climax?
q7865	v1484	c56081	2	Not at all! I shit everyday, no sweat!
q7866	v8213	c5457	0	“Your tits were amazing! Don’t be shy; be proud of them!”
q7867	v3238	c164809	2	There’s no need to include the university’s name in the setting. It’s a strip mahjong game anyway, and the campus isn’t even going to appear.
q7868	v11068	c9145	0	Toast, fried eggs, bacon, salad, and fruit with yogurt for dessert.
q7869	v62911	c165262	3	The days of writing me off are over. I’m your manager, so I’m going to be a real hard ass — speaking of... I didn’t go too hard on your ass last night, did I?
q7870	v11068	c156836	0	I think if we keep going like this we can reach our goal, but what do you think, Touko?
q7872	v11068	c9145	0	Could you please not speak loudly? It's been tense since morning.
q7873	v532	c3198	0	Oh, that's right. You guys just got here and don't know where the old warehouse is... Umm, where did we put it?
q7874	v62233	c165297	1	A monster calls herself a hero, and she allies with a murderer. How far this broken world’s sense of justice has fallen.
q7875	v532	c3197	0	Don't talk about it as a natural disaster. This is man-made disaster!
q7876	v22505	\N	1	C'mon, lay off. Nishijou's just retarded, that's all. So be nice.
q7877	v94	c37397	1	You're a single-celled organism! It’s 4.6 billion years too early for you to be getting depressed!
q7878	v7	c72	2	Well, people usually eat lunch at lunchtime.
q7879	v62903	\N	1	Minutes could be hours, and hours, seconds.
q7880	v15493	c15721	1	Beneath the flash of steel lies hell—step forward, and find paradise.
q7881	v12849	c22768	2	Sex is a co-op game, after all. We’ve gotta work together.
q7882	v10575	c97930	1	Senpai isn't gay.
q7883	v10304	c18175	1	Alrighty then, now that we've all gotten a good grasp of Yuuma-kun's fetish, I guess it's time to get started with today's share of work.
q7884	v1484	c56081	1	Jesus Christ!
q7885	v60550	\N	2	But wait, you didn't come here for a platonic shower! You wanted to get laid!
q7886	v15493	c15722	1	When we meet, I think to pour out all my heart; yet when we part, only words remain.
q7887	v8213	\N	1	Well, you see, I was talking to my Mommy, and she told me to go for the steal! "Like mother like daughter: go ahead and steal him!" she said.
q7888	v8095	c7053	1	“Everyone is seriously so stupid. How did they get so dumb? Too much inbreeding?”
q7889	v36	c9995	1	I feel like there's another me up in the sky... I feel I'm sure about it.
q7890	v53516	c153736	1	My palms were wet. Tainted by liquid envy
q7891	v8988	c161590	1	Luck is never something given to you by someone else. It's something you have to carve out for yourself.
q7892	v8988	\N	1	There's no way that such a beautiful girl and such a great genius would poop...
q7893	v47866	c47136	2	Honestly, everyone is either brainwashed or rampaging... can't anyone maintain their composure a little?
q7894	v4	c478	1	If you don't mind..... Can I take you to a special place? ... To the place, where dreams come true.
q7895	v33	c2932	1	It's called a miracle, because it will never happen.
q7896	v1484	c56085	1	Ｏｈ、Ｎｏｏｏｏｏ！！　Ｎｏ、Ｎｏ、Ｎｏ、Ｎｏｏｏｏｏｏ！！！！
q7897	v1484	c56085	1	I will make slut like you drink laxative and have diarrhea dee endo naito in a Chinese toilet with no wall!
q7898	v1484	c56085	1	Ｎｏ！！ An elevator is not place to urinate!! Urinate is to be done in St. Toilet!!!!
q7899	v1484	c56085	1	Well, me is done here. Goodbye desu. Be Za Toilet Be With U!
q7900	v1484	c56085	1	Ooh~...... Guddo Piss.
q7901	v1484	c56085	1	Here, you will synchronize body and soul with the St. Toilet!
q7902	v1484	c56085	1	Drink all without splilling. Urine is healthy drink.
q7903	v1484	c56085	1	Lissen! Toilets are used by humans eburiday!!  Without toilets, humans couldn't live anymore!
q7904	v1484	c56079	1	Father, mother, I couldn't be cured from wetting myself before I die... Thank you for raising me during all this time...
q7905	v1904	c35613	1	Love hurts people, masturbation doesn’t!
q7906	v12455	c15822	1	You are lacking in love to pose as Lord Heydrich with such low skills.
q7907	v47837	c153723	1	It's a secret, mon cher. But it did make your balls smaller, didn't it?
q7908	v47837	c153721	1	Oh yes, Alex, put that big cursor of yours up my background.
q7909	v62152	c163938	1	Damn... I thought you were a super chill boy, but I guess you're a sensitive boy too.
q7910	v62152	c163938	1	Don't worry—I'm very good at feigning ignorance. You can call me Deadpan McPokerface.
q7911	v62152	c163940	1	So that's your game, is it? Abusing your authority to seize the property of a defenseless, powerless civilian? State violence! State violence, I say!
q7912	v62152	c163940	1	Good job, Circe. Making her believe I've lost it... Very convincing! Actually, maybe a little too convincing? Does she really think I'm that crazy?
q7913	v62152	c163940	1	Rather than a nun, for all we know she said "ama be nun of that" and became an ama diver...
q7914	v5233	c135735	1	Kentarou! Don't throw the PS3...!
q7915	v53662	c146654	1	Stimming with your pussy?
q7916	v7723	c569	1	Yes, that's right. I'm a pervert who shamelessly reads pornography in the dorm lobby. What about it?
q7917	v7723	c577	1	Th' Tsundere is a fearsome creature, but it's got a weakness ta H2O! Fer example... if ya hold its head underwater long enough, it croaks!
q7918	v20622	c56671	1	But are you really okay with holding hands with an eighth-tool-in-a-Swiss-army-knife disappointment like me?
q7919	v52451	\N	1	"I'm going to be Alex' husband!"
q7920	v58641	c159962	1	We shouldn't know a bird is 3223412 despair, 6233322 distortion and 2311444 denial.
q7921	v24564	c76468	1	I used you as a toileeeet!
q7922	v3113	\N	0	Tsukie's punch grazed my side and hit the wall behind me. At that moment, the wall shattered into pieces, as if a glass had been smashed on the floor.
q7923	v3113	c8470	0	Well, this and happened, and now Tsukie is in charge of cleaning up the mess.
q7924	v20760	c61152	0	First, I'll gently remove the dirt by hand... put it in a net then put it in the washing machine...
q7925	v26902	c87903	1	Now's the time for us Earthlings to stop others from looking down on us! ...Also he called me fat!
q7926	v11300	\N	0	Getting worried or anxious won't solve the problem anyway... Let's wander around aimlessly.
q7927	v12562	c16644	3	Onee-chan wants to be able to say, "If it weren't for my boobs, I'd have been a goner!" if she ever gets shot in the chest with a gun someday.
q7928	v20760	c61152	0	Yeah, thanks... I was busy...
q7929	v63160	c165713	1	I'll always love you, even in my next life!
q7930	v62152	c163967	1	Adding "the tale of" to a book title really classes things up. You should keep it in mind!
q7931	v16435	c111528	1	Even a monkey should be able to get it at this point
q7932	v12562	\N	1	She was jealous of herself, and it was all my fault...
q7933	v60550	\N	1	You're getting way too distracted by the appeal of a man who cooks for you!
q7934	v60338	c161581	1	God and man will never be the same... All you have to do is to keep the "present" that I can be with you like this.
q7935	v60338	c161581	1	You can't escape me by just dying.
q7936	v60338	c161581	1	Just a little. I want you to be merciful to me.
q7937	v23740	c51035	1	Ah shit, she's one of those dense heroines too innocent for her own good, isn't she?
q7938	v60550	c164735	1	I'm never gonna miss you at all, by the way. Genuinely hope you die.
q7939	v7723	c576	1	I do apologize. It is I, Komine Sachi... the strangely-sexual maid whose bust has grown two centimeters as of late...
q7940	v7723	c568	1	Being slapped by my father sort of set off my sexual awakening. In retrospect, I was a pretty fucked-up kid.
q7941	v7723	c567	1	That's not true. I love Sakaki from the depths of my heart... my concern for her future is only slightly overweighed by my concern for the crawfish in Amane's room.
q7942	v7723	c577	1	I'm gonna go suck on those suckers! By which I mean them boobies!
q7943	v7723	\N	1	This little slut's got some nerve, calling me an ass-fucker just because I happen to be fucking her ass.
q7944	v12562	c16644	2	She said she's preparing for the day she's ever in a traffic accident and can say "Phew! If not for my boobie air bags, I would've been a goner!"
q7945	v33	\N	1	When Makoto calls out to the cat in the darkness, Piro stumbles toward her and starts emptying its bowels.
q7946	v47866	c47136	1	All this talk about flesh... is making me hungry.
q7947	v47866	c47136	1	Is that a jab at me!? I'm smart!!
q7948	v21267	c47136	1	How deplorable... I'll have to write this down in my smite note.
q7949	v9	c3595	1	You've already taken a bite out of the Forbidden Fruit. Sinners like you should be in a world for sinners.
q7950	v9	\N	1	Not even her demon power can easily negate all the kinetic energy of a high-caliber bullet.
q7951	v9	c3583	1	How retarded.... I sleep on.
q7952	v34509	c113889	1	I accept you. Even if society rejects you, I won't.
q7953	v5657	c4311	1	Puru puru puru... I'm a slime. (I told a small lie.)
q7954	v17046	c47136	1	Execute them, of course. We'll display their heads on pikes outside the town gates.
q7955	v10773	c25976	1	I wouldn't dream of losing a fight to an Asian black bear. If it were a Hokkaido brown bear though, that'd be another story.
q7956	v10773	c25975	1	I've never had a threesome in a field of fireflies before. It's quite romantic, isn't it?
q7958	v10773	c109621	1	There ya go, playing dumb again. I'm a professional, so I can tell.
q7959	v10773	c25974	1	If there's something such as a talent for evil, I'm overwhelmingly deficient in it.
q7960	v7474	c88530	1	I thought about something difficult, and my head's exploding.
q7961	v18334	c53207	2	Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!!
q7962	v59731	\N	1	(Just the thought of my impending middle-class fate fills me with grief.)
q7963	v31659	c99977	1	yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
q7964	v59731	c165975	1	So these are the delicate hands that maxed out your father's three credit cards?
q7965	v5154	c567	1	Cease this disgraceful waste of bodily fluids immediately, maggot. Even if the God of Hydration forgives you, I never will.
